New Rule: Oil companies must stop with the advertisements implying they're friends of the environment. "At Exxon Mobil, we care about a thriving wildlife." Please--the only thing an oil executive has in common with a seagull is they'd both steal french fries from a baby.
Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
environment, humor, oil-industry