Return me safely to my home,” the princess said, “and I shall reward you with your weight in eggs.”	Olorun snorted derisively. “You’re joking, right?”	The woman’s eyes flitted in embarrassment. 	“Now wait a minute,” said Helianthus. “We’re talkin’ eggs here. What sort of eggs? Ostrich eggs?”	Neferre made an impatient noise. “Hel! She doesn’t have any eggs! Unless they’re hidden in a very . . . delicate place.” Neferre grinned at the princess. “Tell me your eggs are hidden where I think they’re hidden.
Ash Gray, Time's Arrow
elves, fantasy, fantasy-fiction, humor, humorous-quotes, princess, princesses