Just then, just when I thought I would be free from the repeated blows to my tender head of the Stupidity Hammer, the Stupidity Hammer rose up from the shining screen, drew back, whirled hugely, and with great force and might and main slammed me right between the eyes so my brain squirted out my ears a yard past my shoulders in both directions. 	Bilbo does not seal the barrels. 	I will wait for you to recover in case you just got the sensation of a Stupidity Hammer clonking you from the page. Then I will repeat myself, because it is so dumb you might not believe me: 	Bilbo does not seal the barrels. He leaves the tops open. -- The Desolation of Tolkien
John C. Wright, Transhuman and Subhuman: Essays on Science Fiction and Awful Truth
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