Your mother can’t hear you here.” 	“Distance is no match for my mother’s eavesdropping and mind-reading skills.”	“I had steel anti-mind-reading plates installed this week. Specially designed to be Marilyn-proof. Also sounds an alarm if she gets within two hundred yards of the building, and I sent the guards downstairs to ninja training. You’re safe.
Jamie Farrell, Sugared
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