Several Terminal Policy readers got together to tell Raker jokes: 	- Raker CAN piss into the wind. 	- Raker donates a lot of blood to the Red Cross -- just never his own.	- Superman wears Raker pajamas. 	- When Raker jumps into the pool, he doesn't get wet -- the pool gets Raker. 	- Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Raker THREW her there!!	- Raker's daughter lost her virginity ... he got it back.	- Raker doesn't cheat death, he wins fair and square.	- Raker turns on a light at night … not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.-	When the boogy man goes to bed he checks under his bed for Raker.-	Don’t tread on Raker’s cape!
Liam McCurry
mystery, romance, thrillers