Quick! What aisle are the douches in? I've got three bitches at the beach cottage and they all stick to high heaven."...	"You do carry Massengill, don't you? That's the best brand, according to my research."	"Ah..." What kind of man researches douches? A man who goes to bed with three women...	"Would you mind checking your inventory in the back? I'll need more."	"I'm not allowed to leave the register, but I'll be happy to page our stock boy."	Douche-man grunted and flipped the package around. "It's gonna take at least two boxes for Loa. She's big. Got wide hips. Skinny legs, though. Kinda like a twenty-gallon tank on toothpicks.
Vonnie Davis, For the Love of a Fireman
firemen, romance, suspense