I learned that it's okay to feel the way I do: that my life has no meaning unless I have a boyfriend. A real man is like the perfect vampire-boy and all the perfect guys in Twue Wuv.
Jess C. Scott, Literary Heroin (Gluttony): A Twilight Parody
addiction, anti-twilight, dark-humor, drugs, gluttony, heroin, literary-criticism, parody, pop-culture, shallow, shallowness, twilight-parody, twilight-pun