No, I went to the bar to ask for a mojito and that guy Johnny said he didn’t make mojitos. Then he offered to make me a mint julep, in one of those silver cups and everything.” 	“Did you know say the true cause of the Civil War was some Northerner adding nutmeg to a mint julep?” Lucy asked.
Mary Jane Hathaway, Persuasion, Captain Wentworth and Cracklin' Cornbread
civil-war, drinking, humor