Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids got Reese's, teens got recess, adults got recessions, and seniors got receding.
Tai, Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training
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