I bought the wrong face soap. Why? Because it says smooth face cleanser on it. I put it on my face and I'm fairly certain it's lotion. I also bought something that says "Body soufflé." What is that? Is it a lotion? Is it shower gel? Am I supposed to eat it?
Heather Jonasson, Life In the Land Of the Ice and Snow: Essays, Observations, and Lies
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