Tate and Marty exchanged indignant looks. Tate pointed to the kitchen door behind Marty, then hooked a thumb at the back door and gave Marty a nod. Before Mel could figure out what they were up to, they were both lying on the floor of the kitchen, blocking the exits.	“What is this? Occupy Fairy Tale Cupcakes?!” Angie asked. “What do you think you’re doing?”	“We’re in protest mode.” Tate said. “We’re going to limp and we’re going to lie here until you agree to let us come along.”	“Are you kidding me?” Mel asked. “What if I don’t give in? Are you going to hold your breath until you turn blue?”	She watched Tate lift his head and look at Marty. He raised his eyebrows in silent question, and Marty gave him a small nod.	“Thanks for the idea,”	The kitchen door slammed into his side, and Marty grunted but still held his ground. The kitchen door didn’t budge.	“Hey, the door is stuck,” Oz yelled from the other side.
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