I blame Mother Nature two-faced bitch and Father Time bloody bastard .Yep those misogynistic killjoys have cut off my pocket money and left me grounded.With  those two authoritarian heavyweights ganging up what chance does a woman have I aks you
Kathy Lette, Nip 'N' Tuck
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