Look, I’ll tell you what I do, but you won’t believe me.” …	“Given that I just found you bound and gagged, my mind is somewhat more receptive than it might normally be.”	“Well then, here’s the deal,” Krystal said as she sat down next to me. “Everything you think you know about monsters is a lie. Ghouls, ghosts, werewolves and more are real and hiding out behind the scenes in our world. Officially, they are known as parahumans.
Drew  Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
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