text: The dining area was a bit cramped, but they made it work. Shachi and Usopp used Franky's broad shoulders for seats, Mara and Wes had done the same with Jean Bart's, and Chopper sat on Bepo's head.
  
  "We're really going to need to make this place bigger," Franky mused. "Might be able to shift that wall if we can move that closet…Nami, can I just build a cabinet in your map room for the spare maps and such instead?"
  
  "We're going to have to if we keep having guests," Nami said. "Law, I can't believe your sub is smaller but has a bigger galley even with all those surgery rooms!"
  
  "It also has smaller bedrooms and no library, aquarium, or inventor's room," Law said.
  
  "Well, we do have a library, it's called the Captain's room and if you don't return books on time you have to polish the whole ship," Penguin said. Ace glanced at Law trying to see if that was a joke, but the man was too absorbed in his coffee to care.
  
  "I think we also started leaving some books in Operating Theater B," Mara said.
  
  "I ran out of room," Law admitted, shrugging.
  
  "That's what you get when your ship needs to be small and super maneuverable, though," Franky said. "After all, you beat Aokiji's Ice Age in it, right?"
  
  "Right!" Bepo agreed, passing another roll up to Chopper.
  
  "So, Sabo…when were you going to tell me Luffy was dating Law?" Ace asked.
  
  "Oh, you didn't know?" Sabo asked innocently. Wow, for a Revolutionary sort-of-spy he was a bad liar.
  
  "Sabo."
  
  "No, seriously, it's not like any of us told you they weren't dating-"
  
  "Sabo, why didn't you tell me?" Ace demanded.
  
  Sabo smirked, "Did you try to set Law on fire when you found out?"
  
  "He also tried to choke me," Law said before Ace could say anything. The Heart Pirates all immediately erupted in panic.
  
  "Are you okay, captain?" Bepo asked.
  
  "What the hell man?" Shachi demanded of Ace.
  
  "You have got to be kidding me!" Penguin added as Jean Bart shook his head and tsk'ed.
  
  "So anyway, that's why I didn't tell you," Sabo said, sipping his tea. "I knew you'd do something stupid."
  
  "And I'm sure you kept your cool," Ace said rolling his eyes.
  
  "Oh hell no. I gave him the mother of all shovel talks while he was incapacitated and couldn't defend himself well," Sabo said. "Well, it was more of a Haki-infused-pipe talk…you get the idea."
  
  "Considering he hadn't remembered Luffy as recently as that morning, it was also very well-rehearsed," Law added.
  
  "He ditched the tourney to go save you. Since you weren't a member of his crew I assumed you were some kind of boyfriend," Sabo said. "So I started planning."
  
  "I can sort of respect that," Law said, smirking. "Of course, you also waited until I was awake to do it."
  
  "Shit, you jumped him while he was sleeping?" Penguin asked, looking horrified. "How do you have all your limbs in the right places?"
  
  "Everyone keeps talking about shit like that, do you really do it that often?" Ace asked Law.
  
  "Sometimes on instinct when I'm jumped, yes," Law said. "Or when I'm pissed off."
  
  "That just sounds…really messy," Ace said.
  
  "It's not. Room," Law said. "Jean Bart, do you mind?"
  
  "Not with the hand I'm eating with, please, Captain, and Mara needs my shoulder to stay put," Jean Bart said.
  
  Law nodded and waved his hand and—holy shit there went most of Jean Bart's left arm! Law twirled his finger with a calm "Tact" and made it zoom around the room a little before reattaching it.
  
  "It actually doesn't hurt unless he wants it too and you kind of get used to it," Penguin said.
  
  Luffy nodded, "He yanks my arms off all the time!"
  
  "What?" Ace and Sabo yelped.
  
  "What?" Luffy asked. "We're just goofing around when he does it."
  
  "Law can goof around?" Sabo asked blankly.
  
  "I'm not a fucking monk, I can have fun," Law said.
  
  "Do tell," Nami said, grinning.
  
  "Don't!" Ace begged.
  
  "I do not need to know what he does for fun with my little brother," Sabo added.
  
  "You two must have really filthy minds then," Robin said. "Because usually they just cuddle and wrestle. With neither of those being a euphemism."
  
  "Luffy your brothers are pervs," Nami giggled.
  
  "Minds out of the gutter fellas," Penguin laughed.
  
  "You guys are so embarrassing!" Luffy said, pointing at his brothers as he tried to hide under his hat. "Don't ever tell me what you were thinking!"
  
  "Please, don't," Law agreed, seemingly trying to sink into his feathered collar.
  
  Ace looked at Sabo, pretty sure his jaw was hanging open just like the blonde's was. "Did…they just pin that on us?"
  
  "We did walk right into it," Sabo said.
  
  "Sanji, do you serve alcohol with breakfast?" Ace asked.
  
  "I'll make an exception," the chef chuckled.