Look, I&rsquo;m probably the only one here qualified to help you with this. The best topic with women is: them. As a man, your job isn&rsquo;t to talk, it&rsquo;s to just sit there and listen and pretend you&rsquo;re interested. I know, I know, it sounds boring, but that&rsquo;s what every man in history has to do, even Grug back in the cavemen days.