in truth you are morally and intellectually indistinguishable from the contents of a frozen meat isle in the local supermarket. but you are neither smart enough nor courageous enough to accept that about yourself even when informed of it in no uncertain terms by someone (me) who is very well positioned to grasp more about you and the world from a ten minute 4chan conversation than your middling intellect will ever be able to comprehend in a lifetime of inadequate striving, so instead you react in the only way that you can: