- Grug <|endoftext|> Catholic evolutionists believe there was a time when it was a completely natural and sinless behaviour for soulless hominids to masturbate, but then one day God decided to give them a soul and they became &quot;humans&quot; in the proper sense, thus the immediate moment after that Grug could lose his immortal soul for looking at a cave drawing with lust in his heart. <|endoftext|> 