Because their entire job is to be a flamboyant frog voiced retard constantly jumping in your face to make more marins for the crops.  is right as well, if you have a division of 100+ recruits to constantly herd around for weeks on end in a military environment you&rsquo;d want to make it absolutely crystal what exactly you want done, albeit with lots of fuckery involved in the process. Doesn&rsquo;t help that things like FMJ exist, so you either have DI&rsquo;s who try to be the next Gunny or those who feel they have to do that, especially in front of the cameras.