Have you heard the story of darth schlong the retard? I thought not, it's a Chad legend. Darth schlong was so retarded that he was able to manipulate thots into believing he was a pound town type of guy. He got all the bitches. Then one day, christians told him his polygamy was amoral, and unholy. They told him to give up his bitches, renounce his ways, and repent-- or be executed. Which, of course, he was. He would not repent, and went out in a blaze of glory. 