text: >be me >on vacation in France with family >we can hear the staff belittling us for being tourists >grandpa leans into my ear and tells me to play >slowly starts speaking in a more southern accent >by the time the check comes he is completely >end of the meal comes >he tucks the table cloth into his pants and gets up >naturally all the plates and glasses break >everyone turns and looks >grandpa runs out of the fucking restaurant >fly back to America before we get in legal trouble <|endoftext|>