text: >got my brother's spare key because we live a walking distance>we buy the same kind of bread because that's the same one we>he's a man of schedule, goes >always hated how irregular my habits are >decide to be a shithead for no reason >get a bag of bread on the same day he's gone shopping>toast the entire thing and put it back in the bag\n>wait until it's time for brother's walk >take my bag of toast and sneak in with my keys\n>know where he keeps his bread, switch the bag of bread with the bag of toast>toast two slices of bread to make the whole house smell like toast>escape once they're done\n>make sure I left no mark in the house, touch >make it to home, start gaming\n>25 minutes later I get a text <|endoftext|>