text: >be aussie\n>buy boomerang for home defense>needs more danger\n>attach knives to it >really big knives >night falls one day\n>someone breaks in\n>hop out of bed in my kangaroo jammies\n>grab kniferang\n>catch the two stealing my giant spider collection>throw boomberang\n>slices off both of their heads\n>wait how am i gonna catch it\n>it's about to hit me\n>my spiders save me by shooting webs at it>spiders take dead bodies for sustenance\n>go back to bed in my kangaroo jammies\n>realize now the spiders have the kniferange>no one should have that power\n>not even me\n>burn down house\n>nothing remains but warped metal <|endoftext|>