text: >be me\n>23 year old male\n>poo fetish\n>usally order the goods from websites specialised for this>moved to detroit recently >couldnt take the poo with me\n>ordered new poo online\n>package didnt arrive\n>ask ups they say it has been delivered\n>wtf?\n>check security cammera\n>some porch pirate stole the fucking package\n>mfw <|endoftext|>