text: >name is Richard\n>dad used to call me \"Dick\" as a kid\n>one Saturday invite friends from elementary school to spend the day at>friends have a good kek at my expense\n>since that day they start calling me Dick too\n>one day at school best friend accidentally calls me \"Cock\">friends jokingly refer to me as Cock since that day\n>other classmates pick up on this and start calling me Cock too>figured this was just an elementary school thing\n>it wasn't\n>for the entirety of my middle/highschool years, I am known only as \"Cock\" to most of my classmates>attended a highschool reunion just before the coof\n>turns out some of my old classmates didn't even know what my actual name was>they still refer to me as Cock to this day This is my name now, I guess<|endoftext|>