text: >Steve Harvey: \"We asked 100 people,>Contestant: \"The >SH: \"A WUH... HUH??\" >audience erupts into laughter >Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself>laughter gets even louder >SH: \"O lordy...\u201d >one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from>SH: \"YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP\" >the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls>the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself>SH: (putting on a weary voice) \"Survey says...\">the board shows 100 for \"penis\" >Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes<|endoftext|>