text: >be me >have memory loss >get a gf >everything is good >get drafted for the military >my girl is waiting for me >serve my time >over my time in the service I forgot I had a gf\n>go on living life as normal >grow my hair out and a beard >decide to visit my hometown >go to the local pub >meet a really nice bartender girl >she starts telling me how her husband is in the military\n>tells me she's lonely >icanfixthat.jpeg >we head to her place >fuck like rabbits >finish up and pass out >next morning she's making breakfast\n>as I'm laying in bed I notice a picture\n>it's her and her husband >examine it closely >it's me without my beard and long hair\n>everything suddenly comes back to me\n>I just fucked my own wife >I just cucked myself >forget about it two weeks later <|endoftext|>