text: >Be me q >Security guard at airport I >Fml every day same shit>Consider suicide at least twice a shift>She's walking a bit funny Suspicion.zip>Run metal detector on her while trying to cop a cheeky feel>Oh shit detector went off\n>Oh shit she looks nervous best investigate>Oh shit oh shit oh shit\n>mfw I just busted an international diamond smuggler<|endoftext|>