text: >See's my sister getting ready >\"going out?\" >\"Yeah, the Bae is coming to get me\" (she fucking used Bae.)>\"Oh i'd love to meet him, have him come in!\"\n>sister brings bf in our house >my dad pretended he was in the bathroom.\n>he was in fact, slipping into something more comfortable>he walks out with my mom's bathrobe (giant fluffy white collar, about 3 feet to short for>his speedo on. The speedo he never wore because it was way to tight, yet he saved it,>walks out >\"OH YOU MUST BE JUSTIN\" >reaches out for a handshake >kid grabs his hand >dad yanks him over and bear hugs him\n>\"Ohhbh your hair smells nice, what is that? Olley?\">kid is horrified >\"uhhhh...no...uhhh...c-can we go babe? we might be late\u201d>they leave >my dad just looks over and says \"Do you think that was legal? My balls are hanging<|endoftext|>