text: >be me >xboxfag >more of a casual gamer, just play every now and then>pretty good tho >enjoy my time, distracts me from >enter xxx_pu55ys1ayer_xxx >fucking chad >always joins my games without me inviting him\n>fucks up whatever I'm doing >makes fun of me >knows I'm a virgin >lol just get laid anon >fucking chad >one day I'm playing cod just doing my thing\n>he joins >\"lol 1v1 me bro\u201d >fucking fine >epicgamertime.jpg >I rain hell upon him with the force of a thousand virgins>he doesn't get a single kill >feelsgood.gif >he's fucking pissed >\"FuCkinG AiMbOt\" >starts cursing at me >makes fun of me >says I'll never get laid >oh that's it >the camel's back has shattered >plan devised >tell him I'm going to fuck his mom >\"...dude what?\" >I leave the game and start planning >I use my epic gamer skills to find out where this faggot lives>I show up to his house while he's at school\n>knock on the door >his mom answers the door with open arms\n>sweet lady, almost makes me feel bad for what I'm about to do>almost >we go into her living room and make conversation>laughing at all my jokes >I go in for the kiss >she hesitates at first but I'm persistent\n>manonamission >she gives in to my charm and kisses back\n>getting steamy >I penetrate her as soon as I hear the front door open>\"mom I'm home!\" >he walks in just to see me balls feel in the woman who spawned him>look of absolute horror and disgust on his face\n>he runs out of the house >mom's crying >I leave, my work done >mfw my brother finally stopped joining my games<|endoftext|>