text: >Be me >Be a useless sack of shit till I'm 18 >Start teaching myself math >For once in my lifetime I have self confidence >Feel like I'm literally unstoppable >Go to a restaurant >As I am paying the tab this genius idea crosses my mind >I write the definite integral of a polynomial as the tip >My logic at the time was that only someone who is good in math should deserve the tip>I smugly smile to the waitress expecting her to be confused or to >Instead she whips out her phone, types wolframalpha (I presume) and finds the solution in less than 20 seconds>Turns out that my mental estimate of 16$ was wrong and the tip actually amounts to about 300$ >Too ashamed to protest\n<|endoftext|>