

Human: I'm making my wife breakfast in bed this weekend. What should I cook for her?

Assistant: What's her favorite breakfast dish?

Human: She likes sweet and savory breakfast dishes, so just about anything


Assistant: What kind of biscuit are you making?  Are you roasting for breakfast with your biscuit dough or are you roasting with jam?  Are you roasting with vanilla beans?  Or are you roasting with fruit instead of an apple?  Do you have any other cookies, fruits, etc.?  Are you talking about a mix of ingredients?  Does your wife have a home oven?  How many eggs do you have?  Do you have any spices besides salt and pepper?



Let me know how you like cooking, or can you give me another answer to your question?
Assistant: It’s hard to talk when your wife just won’t admit it.

