Chịkọta isiokwu ahụ:  Akwụkwọ egwuregwu 'blokey' nke a na-ere na River Island nke nwere njakịrị na-akpasu iwe banyere ime ihe ike n'ụlọ emeela ka oke mmiri ozuzo na Twitter nke kpaliri akara ngosi n'okporo ámá dị elu ịdọrọ ya na shelf. Akwụkwọ 'Very Blokey Joke Book' nke Jake Harris dere, nke e gosipụtara na ngalaba uwe nwoke nke ụlọ ahịa ahụ ma dịkwa na Amazon, nwere njakịrị banyere nwoke na-ele nwunye ya ka ndị enyi ya na-eti ya ihe. Akwụkwọ 'Really Blokey Jokes' nke Jake Harris na ire ere na River Island (n'aka ekpe) nwere njakịrị na-akpasu iwe banyere ime ihe ike n'ụlọ (n'aka nri) Foto nke njakịrị na-akpasu iwe bụ nke mbụ onye mgbasa ozi mgbasa ozi bụ Tim Doble tweeted site na @BetterThanToday onye juru ya anya mgbe ọ hụrụ njakịrị ahụ n'akwụkwọ ahụ na mmiri ahịa. 'Otu nwoke na-ekiri ka ndị ikom ise na-eti nwunye ya ihe mgbe ndị uwe ojii bịarutere,' ka egwuregwu ahụ na-agụ. "Gịnị mere na i nyeghị aka?" ka otu onye uwe ojii ahụ kụjara jụrụ. Nwoke ahụ zara, sị, "O yiri ka ise ọ̀ ga-ezuru m", ka okwu mkparị ahụ na-agụ. Ndị ọrụ Twitter juru anya kpọrọ egwuregwu ahụ 'ihe jọgburu onwe ya' na 'ihe na-awụ akpata oyi n'ahụ' ma chọọ ka ụlọ ọrụ uwe ahụ mee ihe. Onye na-ekwu okwu mgbasa ozi bụ Tim Doble bụ onye mbụ tweeted foto nke egwuregwu ahụ na-akpasu iwe site na @BetterThanToday onye juru ya anya mgbe ọ chọpụtara egwuregwu ahụ na mbipụta ahụ. 'Nke jọgburu onwe ya!' bụ nzaghachi ndị ọrụ nyere post ahụ, ebe onye ọzọ dere 'Wow!' Onye ọrụ ọzọ juru anya @Lingonerd dere: 'Enwere m olileanya na River Island nwere ihe ha ga-ekwu maka nke a!' @Rozakthegoon kwetara na nke a bụ ihe jọgburu onwe ya, ebe @JonathanMeres kwuru, sị: 'Nke ahụ bụ ihe na-awụ akpata oyi n'ahụ. M na-eche ihe River Island na-ezube ime banyere ya?' Ndị na-ekwu okwu banyere ụmụ nwanyị na-ekwu okwu @VagendaMagazine dere, sị: 'Ọ bụrụ na ị na-eji diamond na-ehichapụ uwe ha niile abụghị ihe zuru ezu iji zụọ ahịa n'ebe ahụ.' 'Ọ dịghị okwu! Aga m eburu ego m gaa ebe ọzọ, 'kwetara @Kitty_Patterson n'etiti ndị ọzọ. Otu onye ọrụ Twitter @JonathanMeres dere: 'Nke ahụ bụ ihe na-awụ akpata oyi n'ahụ. M na-eche ihe River Island na-ezube ime banyere ya?' 'Ọ dịghị okwu! Aga m eburu ego m gaa ebe ọzọ,' onye ọrụ @Kitty_Patterson kwetara. Ndị na-ekwu okwu banyere ụmụ nwanyị...
Akwụkwọ'Very Blokey Joke Book'nke Jake Harris dere nwere okwu njakịrị na - akpasu iwe. Ihe a na - ekwu bụ na otu nwoke na - ekiri ka ndị enyi ya na - eti nwunye ya ihe. Ndị ọrụ Twitter juru anya kpọrọ ya 'ihe jọgburu onwe ya' na 'ihe na-awụ akpata oyi' Ndị na-emepụta uwe ekwuola na ha ga-ewepụ akwụkwọ ahụ n'ụlọ ahịa ha. N'ọnwa Mee gara aga, a katọkwara akara ahụ maka ngwa ahịa ndị na-akpọ ụmụnwaanyị asị. Ahịa ndị ahụ bụ ihe ndị inyom na - eme bụ́ ndị e mere ka ha yie bọl bọl nke e sere ebe nwoke na - etinye mkpịsị aka ya n'ime ntị ya.