 Colbert is described in "", to which he was a contributor while serving as a 'Daily Show' correspondent, as holding the positions of the Arthur Schlesinger Professor of American Studies at Harvard University, and of Chief Defender of International War Crimes at the World Court in the Hague.The book also states that he is the seven-time recipient of the
Werner Heisenberg Prize for Excellence in Theoretical Mathematics.Paradoxically, Colbert is described as being "barely capable of feeding himself" as well as being "personally unpleasant".