 Eric and Sarah Byrnes (who insists on being called Sarah Byrnes, rather than just Sarah) have been friends for a long time, originally because he was extremely overweight and she was severely burned as a child, leaving her with scars on her hands and face.They were picked on regularly and began to write an underground newspaper called "Crispy Pork Rinds", focusing an article on the bully Dale Thornton.After the ensuing events, they recruited Dale as “protection”, and their lives became a bit easier.