sentences:  The story begins on GWAR's popular TV channel Slave Pit TV, as documentary "Great Moments in Pisstory" details the discovery of an ancient stone tablet of alien origin and mysterious power, by archaeologist Dr. Leaky and his assistant.Upon "celebrating" his biggest discovery onto the tablet and his assistant, Dr. Leaky is soon gruesomely made short work of by the angered and awakened being buried near the tablet, and the show ends upon his assistant's cleavage, leading into the premise show "It's Sleazy".On set, after extorting "funds" from various front row seats and greeting his crowd, GWAR manager Sleazy P. Martini starts the show's focus of "GWAR Fucked Up My Life", with habitually drunk and wealthy widow Dotty Crust and her son, whom she claims GWAR transformed into a monster upon the purchase of their albums and at "the site of Balsac's face".