sentences:  ", causing Ted to pass out from the shock of seeing him, waking Dougal, who then does the same.Back at the parochial house, with Jack back in his chair, Ted explains that the floor polish had brought about all the symptoms of death, but that it just wore off.The pair, clearly very disappointed at losing out on the inheritance, then head to the shops to buy some more floor polish, suggesting that they might start leaving it round the house, or even in Jack's room, "in case we run out".