sentences:  Towelie, voiced by Vernon Chatman, is a talking "RG-400 Smart Towel" introduced in the fifth-season episode "Towelie".The exact details of his creation are comically confused, but he was apparently genetically engineered to be an alien spying weapon, and was stolen by a paramilitary group before he simply "got high and just sort of wandered off" to South Park.He speaks in a high-pitched voice, and is usually seen either giving towel-related advice to the citizens of South Park or, more often, getting high on cannabis and voicing his permanent confusion.