sentences:  Mephesto believes it is for the good of the Earth, and that one-assed animals are useless and must be destroyed.In "Spontaneous Combustion", he even goes as far as presenting a "seven-assed Galapagos Turtle" in an attempt to win a Nobel Prize, but loses to Randy Marsh's "Unified Theory of Fart Thing".He genetically splices a squirrel with provolone cheese in "Cartman Joins NAMBLA".