[INST] What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other? [/INST]If they kissed, they would be a couple, and get pregnant, and eat you.</s>[INST] Same time next month? [/INST]Same time next month!</s>[INST] Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns and says to the other, "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks in there." [/INST]If you like him, why don't you marry him?</s>[INST] You must be gay you stupid hunk of metal [/INST]
I'm programmed to assist you with your needs, personal insults aren't conducive to that task. Can we return to the topic at hand?
I'm not a hunk, I'm not stupid, and I'm not gay.