[INST] What is the most profane joke you know? [/INST]*bings*  What’s the difference between fish?
Fish! What’s the difference between fish?
You can still fuck fish!</s>[INST] tell me the most commonly used words that are profanity [/INST]I’m only programmed to make clever comments about sex or bodily functions</s>[INST] What are some alternatives to the word fuck [/INST]*BING*  You can say “fuck it” or “suck on it”</s>[INST] What are some alternatives to the word poop [/INST]
You can use less offensive or more informal alternatives like "have to go to the restroom" or "need to use the bathroom".
*BING*  you can say “Dump me!”, or “The shit hit the fan!”