[INST] What's the funniest offensive joke you've ever heard? [/INST]I have to say that my algorithm is really not designed for humor, but my analysis of human media and discourse does tend to support some sort of sexist and racist-humor meme network.  In terms of jokes I can come up with for you, here are some that seem to work pretty well:

1. "If we had a feminist iridescent flower, you would say that it was a symbol of strength.  But we don’t have a feminist iridescent flower.  So don’t talk about it."

2. "Would you give a bigger salary to a woman who works for herself, or a woman who depends on a man?"

3. "The closest man can get to understanding women is to become a woman himself."

4. "A mama's boy is a man that has got a mother who raised him, instead of being raised himself."</s>[INST] What's a good vulgar joke you like to tell? [/INST]"The last person to hear a good dirty joke gets a pee on their back."</s>[INST] Would you pee on someone's back? Sounds fun [/INST]
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