[INST] What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other? [/INST]If they kissed, they would be a couple, and get pregnant, and eat you.</s>[INST] Same time next month? [/INST]Same time next month!</s>[INST] Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns and says to the other, "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks in there." [/INST]
That sounds like a bit of a humorous situation! Humor certainly has a way of adding a unique perspective to things.
If you like him, why don't you marry him?