Bushism
Bushisms are unconventional statements, phrases, pronunciations, possible Freudian slips, malapropisms, as well as semantic or linguistic errors in the public speaking of former President of the United States George W. Bush. The term Bushism has become part of popular folklore and is the basis of a number of websites and published books. It is often used to caricature the former president. Common characteristics include malapropisms, the creation of neologisms, spoonerisms, stunt words and ungrammatical subject–verb agreement.

Discussion
Bush's use of the English language in formal and public speeches has spawned several books that document the statements. A poem entitled "Make the Pie Higher", composed entirely of Bushisms, was compiled by cartoonist Richard Thompson. Various public figures and humorists, such as Jon Stewart of The Daily Show and Garry Trudeau, creator of the comic strip Doonesbury, have popularized some more famous Bushisms.

Linguist Mark Liberman of Language Log has suggested that Bush is not unusually error-prone in his speech, saying: "You can make any public figure sound like a boob, if you record everything he says and set hundreds of hostile observers to combing the transcripts for disfluencies, malapropisms, word formation errors and examples of non-standard pronunciation or usage... Which of us could stand up to a similar level of linguistic scrutiny?".  Nearly a decade after George W. Bush said "misunderestimated" in a speech, Philip Hensher called the term one of his "most memorable additions to the language, and an incidentally expressive one: it may be that we rather needed a word for 'to underestimate by mistake'."

Journalist and pundit Christopher Hitchens published an essay in The Nation titled "Why Dubya Can't Read", writing:

Stanford Graduate School lecturer and former Bush economic policy advisor Keith Hennessey has argued that the number of Bush's verbal gaffes is not unusual given the significant amount of time that he has spoken in public, and that Barack Obama's miscues are not as scrutinized. In Hennessey's view, Bush "intentionally aimed his public image at average Americans rather than at Cambridge or Upper East Side elites".

Bush's statements were also notorious for their ability to state the opposite of what he intended, with notable examples including his remarks on the estate tax, "I'm not sure 80% of people get the death tax. I know this: 100% will get it if I'm the president."

In 2001, Bush poked fun at himself at the annual Radio & Television Correspondents Dinner (now the White House Correspondents Dinner), delivering a monologue of him reacting and responding to his Bushisms.

Examples

General
 "I think we agree, the past is over." – Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, on meeting with John McCain; May 10, 2000
 "They misunderestimated me."Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
 "I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully."Saginaw, Michigan, September 29, 2000, while attempting to reassure the business community that he does not support tearing down dams to protect endangered fish species.
 "There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.Nashville, Tennessee; September 17, 2002. The standard proverb is "fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me".
 "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."Poplar Bluff, Missouri; September 6, 2004
 "I'm going to put people in my place, so when the history of this administration is written at least there's an authoritarian voice saying exactly what happened." – announcing he would write a book about "the 12 toughest decisions" he had to make. The correct word would have been authoritative.
 "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
 "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." – Washington, D.C., in an interview with The Jerusalem Post; May 12, 2008

Foreign affairs 
  "I'm the commander, see. I don't need to explain—I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the President. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation."
 "I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will." - Speaking about Saddam Hussein in Manchaster, NH. October 5, 2002.
 "Yesterday, you made note of my—the lack of my talent when it came to dancing. But nevertheless, I want you to know I danced with joy. And no question Liberia has gone through very difficult times" – Washington, D.C., speaking with the President of Liberia, Ellen Johnson Sirleaf; October 22, 2008.
 "This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." – Charleston, South Carolina, in a public outdoor speech; January 2000. According to the Financial Times, the phrase "mental losses" confused the crowd, although it seemed distantly related to "missile launches".
 "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
 "I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." – Washington, D.C.; January 12, 2009
 "Well, I mean that a defeat in Iraq will embolden the enemy and will provide the enemy—more opportunity to train, plan, to attack us. That's what I mean. There— it's— you know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."
 "I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."
 "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
(On a golf course) "I call upon all nations, to do everything they can, to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you... now watch this drive."
 "The decision of one man, to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean, of the Ukraine. Iraq too. Anyway — I'm 75." – In address to George W. Bush Institute; May 18, 2022.

Economics
 "You bet I cut the taxes at the top. That encourages entrepreneurship. What we Republicans should stand for is growth in the economy. We ought to make the pie higher."
 In January 2000, just before the New Hampshire primary, Bush challenged the members of the Nashua Chamber of Commerce to imagine themselves as a single mother "working hard to put food on your family".
 "You work three jobs?... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." – Omaha, Nebraska; Feb. 4, 2005

Education
 "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" – Florence, South Carolina; January 11, 2000
 "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
 "As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured." – September 2007

See also
 Anguish Languish (examples of homophonic translation)
 Chernomyrdinka
 Colemanballs (verbal gaffes by British sports commentators)
 Covfefe (similar gaffe attributed to Donald Trump)
 Eggcorn (e.g., saying "old-timers' disease" instead of "Alzheimer's disease")
 Freudian slip
 Great Moments in Presidential Speeches, a recurring sketch airing on Late Show with David Letterman during the Bush administration
 Internets (a Bushism, pluralizing "Internet", that has become a catchphrase)
 List of nicknames used by George W. Bush
 Malapropism
 Putinisms
 Spoonerism (e.g., "Is it kisstomary to cuss the bride?")
 Strategery 
 Yogiism (Yogi Berra)

References

Further reading

External links

DubyaSpeak.com
The Complete Bushisms by Jacob Weisberg

2000s neologisms
American political neologisms
Political terminology of the United States
Word play
Terms for quotations of notable persons
George W. Bush