To solve this problem , Peter and Lois decide to teach the children how to find dates – at one point , Lois even advises Chris to find a girl who smokes ( `` Remember , if she smokes , she pokes ! `` ) .Stewie crashes the RV in the desert after going insane from ingesting an entire bottle of caffeine pills .
In Stewie Griffin : The Untold Story , Peter and Lois teach their children how to find dates .