"Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon! I'm going to send Link to aid him." "No way." "My boy, you're going to Gamelon." "No! I won't go there." "What the hell? You do what I say!" "Screw you, King! I'm on strike." "Strike?! Link, you sack of shit, you can't be on strike!" "I sure can, butthead!" "Enough! Fari, take him away." "Yes, my liege!"
"Onkled hertugi verður álopin av óndu maktunum úr Ganon! Eg fari at senda Link at hjálpa honum". "Kortanei". "Drongur mín, tú fert til Gamelon". "Nei! Eg fari ikki hagar". "Hvat sigur tú? Tú gert sum eg sigi!" "Tú kanst hoppa og renna, kongur! Eg eri í verkfalli". "Verkfalli?! Link, tín lorthundur, tú kanst ikki vera í verkfalli!" "Tað kann eg væl, tín búrhundur!" "Nú er nógmikið! Fari, førið hann burtur". "Ja, mín lensharri!"