Her: hiii
Student: Cute, dyed hair, and nose piercings, what’s the catch?
Her: I just chopped my hair super short like 2 hours ago and it looks really bad lol, that’s the catch 

well I’m sure you’re still cute ;) but with all these hair changes I hope you’re not going through some kind of mental breakdown haha
 This message works as it is a joke/ tease based on the idea that women change their hair when they are going through a tough time. 