 This message works here as it continues the joke but opens up a sexual dialogue. This is a good message to send if you have proposed something and the girl hasn’t responded. The message implies you’re entitled and expecting a response from her without getting needy or butthurt.
Her: It never worked between us because I caught you flirting with that McDonald’s waitress. I will see you in court if you don’t give up the dog
Student:I told you there was nothing between us, I kept going back to that particular McDonald’s because they do the best big macs
Her: I saw you! You can have her anyway, the dog and I have left the country. You’ll never find us

Shame, the make up sex would have been phenomenalUnless you disagree