Serious question, why do you seem innocent but also trouble at the same time Oh, I’m an angel. Something tells me you might not be so innocent though 😏 Is that so? I have just the plan to solve our mystery Just what I like to hear. Before we get into the nitty gritty, I need to know a few things about you Alright. Ever married? Kids? Crazy exes? Felonies? Drink of choice? Mm, very interesting. Can’t go wrong with a dirty martini. SOunds like you’re qualified for our case 😉 For me: No, no, no, my homemade margaritas are so good it should be a crime, and I like to keep it simple with a rum & coke when I’m out Yeah, I’m very easy to get along with. We’ll get you on deck for one of those margaritas here soon then! Definitely. What area are you in? I’m in (location) Gotta love the geographic compatibility. Which days are you free next to grab a drink? This weekend works for me, I have a pretty busy week actually. I’m free on friday or saturday Sounds fun to me. Let’s say like 3pm?
 They matched on Tinder. He messaged first with a generic opener that could apply to anyone.
Serious question, why do you seem innocent but also trouble at the same time
assistant
 Hahaha let’s say because I’m the whole package so you get a little bit of everything! But don’t worry I lean innocent 🕊️
Her
 Which would you say you lean?
Her
Oh, I’m an angel. Something tells me you might not be so innocent though 😏
assistant
 Mmm suspicion on both sides then 😏
Her
Is that so? I have just the plan to solve our mystery
assistant
 Alright, alright - Let’s hear it! Always down for a case 🔍
Her
Just what I like to hear. Before we get into the nitty gritty, I need to know a few things about you
assistant
 Ready for the qs
Her
Alright. Ever married? Kids? Crazy exes? Felonies? Drink of choice?
assistant
 Oh shoot - speed round array // I’ll take a reverse reverse on these questions so I can hear your take too. Buuuut- no, no, no, dirty martini at the moment or like pisco sour if I get to really choose
Her
Mm, very interesting. Can’t go wrong with a dirty martini. SOunds like you’re qualified for our case 😉
assistant
For me: No, no, no, my homemade margaritas are so good it should be a crime, and I like to keep it simple with a rum & coke when I’m out
assistant
 Ok my check is - are you kind! && put me on deck for one of these margaritas!
Her
Yeah, I’m very easy to get along with. We’ll get you on deck for one of those margaritas here soon then!
assistant
 Good-hearted we hope too! Let’s put something in the books for in the meantime too? Or is there more detective case work to be done?
Her
Definitely. What area are you in? I’m in (location)
assistant
 (Location)
Her
Gotta love the geographic compatibility. Which days are you free next to grab a drink?
assistant
 Yes yes we love that, I could maybe swing an early night during the week or I might have to delay us until the weekend
Her
This weekend works for me, I have a pretty busy week actually. I’m free on friday or saturday
assistant
 I could do saturday during the day/early night drink?
Her
Sounds fun to me. Let’s say like 3pm?
assistant
 Should be perfect! My number is (phone number) if you want to coordinate that way
Her