Love you Mean it? Wow that’s fucked up… Haha kidding! We can get a divorce that’s totally fine 😜 The dotted line.. Just so you know, I’m keeping the dogs! When we were married they all became mine! You can have the house in Australia It was a threesome you can’t call that cheating! Hmm when are you going to come claim my clothes? 😏 I think you saw the multiple screaming orgasms in me. Just using me for my body. I have a mind as well I actually fell for your mind Why did you even marry me? Hey, I need to know. What’s your schedule like this week? Sure, I’ll talk to my lawyer and we can figure out a day today You know we are usually trouble together, I hope you can control yourself  😏 Only you can touch me till the divorce is finalized Don’t tempt me. You know I’m the last guy you would want to tease I agree the passion was gone. After the divorce we’ll get back to squirting and multiple orgasms She will never smell as good as you. BTW I had deleted your number, what is it now? Oh? Perfect. I’m glad you got over your problem. Really took a toll You worked too much and I was hungry for that delicious pussy Yeah we should get this divorce sorted fast. We need closure. Number? Hey is this the ex wife that loves multiple screaming orgasms? ?
 They match on Tinder and he opens her with a generic opener.
Love you
assistant
 love you too 🤣
Her
Mean it?
assistant
 Hahaha no I thought you were joking 
Her
Wow that’s fucked up…
assistant
Haha kidding! We can get a divorce that’s totally fine 😜
assistant
 Hahahahaha where do I sign 🤣
Her
The dotted line..
assistant
Just so you know, I’m keeping the dogs!
assistant
 Hahahahahaha
Her
 You can keep yours and I will keep mine 
Her
 So far the conversation has been fun role play, keeping the conversation light and playful.
When we were married they all became mine!
assistant
You can have the house in Australia
assistant
 Hahahahaha ok…but I won’t give you anything our marriage was shit 🤣 since you cheated on me I’ll keep everything…even your clothes
Her
 This message hints at his sexual value.
It was a threesome you can’t call that cheating! Hmm when are you going to come claim my clothes? 😏
assistant
 Threesome…great my ex husband…I don’t know what I ever saw in you 
Her
 Next week and I will give it to the homeless people they deserve it more
Her
 This message frames him as the prize.
I think you saw the multiple screaming orgasms in me. Just using me for my body. I have a mind as well
assistant
 Well I think you used me for MY body because lets be honest…I am the hotter person in our marriage
Her
I actually fell for your mind
assistant
 This message baits her into qualifying him and verbalize what she likes about him. 
Why did you even marry me?
assistant
 Because you have a dog…and house in Australia…and ok I admit you are kinda hot
Her
 This message is a soft close. 
Hey, I need to know. What’s your schedule like this week?
assistant
 I will know today…I think we need to sign those papers and resolve this 
Her
 This message keeps it light while continuing with the roleplay. It is also nonchalant and not too needy. A lot of guys can be too eager to meet up.
Sure, I’ll talk to my lawyer and we can figure out a day today
assistant
 Ok, I hope you will behave 
Her
 I will try to be polite as well
Her
 This message makes the conversation more sexual while holding onto the prize frame.
You know we are usually trouble together, I hope you can control yourself  😏
assistant
 I would never touch you after she did…so don’t worry
Her
 In this message, he pulls back and leaves room for her to chase, which she does in her next message, implying they should have sex.
Only you can touch me till the divorce is finalized
assistant
 No no after the divorce it would be more fun and exciting
Her
Don’t tempt me. You know I’m the last guy you would want to tease
assistant
 Hmmmm when it comes to sex…babe we could have done it better…maybe after the divorce we would do it right
Her
 This message portrays his sexual value.
I agree the passion was gone. After the divorce we’ll get back to squirting and multiple orgasms
assistant
 Hmmmm we will see I will probably still smell her on you 😭
Her
 This is a fun way to get her number that is in keeping with the role play.
She will never smell as good as you. BTW I had deleted your number, what is it now?
assistant
 I have to talk to my lawyer to see if I can give you my number…I changed it because of you you know
Her
Oh?
assistant
 Yeah yeah…you don’t remember all those drunk calls
Her
 (Her name) take me back…yeah so I changed it 
Her
assistant
 Yes why?
Her
 This message flips the frame on her.
Perfect. I’m glad you got over your problem. Really took a toll
assistant
 I started drinking just because of your nymphomania
Her
 This message keeps the sexual tone. 
You worked too much and I was hungry for that delicious pussy
assistant
 I don’t know what I saw in you…
Her
 We need to end this
Her
Yeah we should get this divorce sorted fast. We need closure. Number?
assistant
 (her phone number)
Her
 Instead of going back to square one with the messaging, he uses callback humor to open on text.
Hey is this the ex wife that loves multiple screaming orgasms?
assistant
 Yes my crazy ex…but what about whatss
Her
?
assistant
 You don’t have WhatsApp
Her
assistant
 Than text me there 😉
Her