Is this one of those asmr videos? You can be my secret girlfriend then. To avoid public cringe. And an announcement for the date of our smash brawl I’ll admit you would look cute wrapped around my arm. We can do a 3 month probationary period You happened to be talking to my old office’s reigning smash champ I loved smash since elementary school Sounds good. We can walk around the city arm in arm and see how many people check us out. Do you like wine? Perfect. We should split a bottle sometime and play some tipsy smash Awesome. You use WhatsApp? Shoot me your number and we’ll get out of here 🙂
They match on Tinder. Hey messages her first in response to a photo in her profile that is her wearing headphones, in front of a microphone. It also says in her bio that she enjoys Mario Super Smash Bros, which he mentions as well.
Is this one of those asmr videos?
assistant
 It could be one, but they kinda cringe. Maybe I am too. What would you like it to be?
Her
You can be my secret girlfriend then. To avoid public cringe. And an announcement for the date of our smash brawl
assistant
 Hah! Secret?! I can be shown off dw 😌
Her
 Super Smash contest sounds good if you’re keen on losing 
Her
I’ll admit you would look cute wrapped around my arm. We can do a 3 month probationary period
assistant
You happened to be talking to my old office’s reigning smash champ
assistant
 Woww, ok then you’ll likely win from me anyway
Her
 I would look cute on your arm, so we should do a demonstration testing
Her
I loved smash since elementary school
assistant
Sounds good. We can walk around the city arm in arm and see how many people check us out. Do you like wine?
assistant
 Ohhh perfect, tough competition then
Her
 Plenty of people would check us out am sure, I love wine
Her
Perfect. We should split a bottle sometime and play some tipsy smash
assistant
 Ufff that sounds like slow reaction time. But am definitely game for that.
Her
Awesome. You use WhatsApp? Shoot me your number and we’ll get out of here 🙂
assistant
 I do! Not my most used platform but I have it! (phone number)
Her