You look a lot like my future ex wife I keep the dog and we’re getting a prenup No. You tried to drown it last week not allowing that Maybe. I should never have slept with her, she’s pregnant now Okay. You’re going to rehab and we’re seeing Dr Phil next week we might be able to make this work Such a brat, we’re going to have to do something about that Here. Drink this bleach (sends image of a man pouring bleach into a glass) Good. Just got back from the gym. Looking nice and fit for our romantic date It involves you, me, a couple of drink, laughs, teases, neck kisses, vibe and build chemistry Do you like wine? I’ll show you the good stuff. We should split a bottle together sometime
Context:They matched on Tinder. He opened her with a standard opener that starts a fun roleplay.
You look a lot like my future ex wife
assistant
 Ah i was trying to be subtle but yes that’s me
Her
I keep the dog and we’re getting a prenup
assistant
 I’m keeping the cat
Her
No. You tried to drown it last week not allowing that
assistant
 I would never!!
Her
 Must have been my crazy twin
Her
Maybe. I should never have slept with her, she’s pregnant now
assistant
 You definitely shouldn’t have because now we gotta get a divorce and I promise you I’ll make it so difficult for you
Her
assistant
 That’s true
Her
 I have something to tell you though. There is no twin, it’s just me when I’m moody
Her
Okay. You’re going to rehab and we’re seeing Dr Phil next week we might be able to make this work
assistant
 Nahhh I’m the next Amy Winehouse, no rehab for me
Her
Such a brat, we’re going to have to do something about that
assistant
 I have no idea what you’re talking about 
Her
Here. Drink this bleach (sends image of a man pouring bleach into a glass)
assistant
 Thankyou, can I get that on the rocks please?
Her
 Sure. Ok now you’re dead, this has went on for long enough lol How’s thy day?”
Student
 Hahaha my day isn’t too bad Shakespeare, I’m just at work. How’s thy day?
Her
Good. Just got back from the gym. Looking nice and fit for our romantic date
assistant
 Our romantic date hmmm, what’s the plan?
Her
It involves you, me, a couple of drink, laughs, teases, neck kisses, vibe and build chemistry
assistant
 That sounds amazing
Her
Do you like wine?
assistant
 I don’t drink a lot of it, some are okay
Her
I’ll show you the good stuff. We should split a bottle together sometime
assistant
 I wouldn’t say no to that.
Her
 What are you up to tonight?
Her
assistant
 (phone number)
Her