You look like my future ex wife 😏 We’re getting a prenup and I’m keeping the dog He’s a labrador, how on earth would he have fit in the microwave?? This is why it never worked between us (her name) If you play your cards right I might let you touch the hair on our date 😉 Let’s start with wine, laughs, teases, neck kisses, vibing, building chemistry and go from there 😉 Only if there’s chemistry, I’m not that easy 😉 I know a couple of good wine places in town if you’re down Mic check..1..2
The student matched with this girl on Tinder. This messaging sequence uses a role play involving the girl and the student being a divorced couple. The girl does ghost part way through so the student has to reopen the conversation. The interaction ends with the student getting the girl’s phone number and moving the conversation off the app.
 This is a playful way to start conversation. It can also lead into fun role plays about you and the girl being married, getting divorced and the reasons behind the divorce. 
You look like my future ex wife 😏
assistant
 hahahahahah oh cute
Her
 Can’t wait to get divorced 😏
Her
 This message continues the joke from the opener while teasing her by implying that the student will win the breakup.
We’re getting a prenup and I’m keeping the dog
assistant
 Nooooo I want the dog 🥺
Her
 Can we have shared custody of it
Her
 No, I’ve seen you kick him after a tough day at work. I won’t allow it
Student
 That was only 1 time 🙁
Her
 Saw you try and put him in the microwave once 
Her
 This message works as a continuation of the joke while also framing the student as the one who initiated the break up, putting him in the position of power.
He’s a labrador, how on earth would he have fit in the microwave?? This is why it never worked between us (her name)
assistant
 Hahahahaha i don’t know you’re the one trying to fit him in there!!
Her
 yeah I’m glad we got divorced
Her
  You look cool
Her
 I enjoy your hair
Her
 Probably doesn't make up for the fact that you kick dogs but it’s still cool
Her
 I’m going to read between the lines and take the compliment there lol
Student
 This message is a great way to move the interaction forward/ transition the conversation to setting up the date.
If you play your cards right I might let you touch the hair on our date 😉
assistant
 hahahahahha
Her
 Yeah there’s a compliment in there somewhere
Her
 and ooooo how exciting
Her
 How do I play my cards right 🥺 🥺
Her
 This message works well to paint a picture of what her experience on the date will be like. You appear emotionally mature, confident and fun.
Let’s start with wine, laughs, teases, neck kisses, vibing, building chemistry and go from there 😉
assistant
 Hahahahahahaha oh cute
Her
 Where should we go for wine xxxx
Her
 So we go for wine and have a laugh, tease each other, kiss each other’s necks, vibe, build chemistry
Her
 and THEN I can touch your hair ?
Her
 Sounds like a good deal to me xxxx
Her
 Where are you based?
Student
 This message comes off high value as you are showing that you are selective with women and it gives her the chance to qualify herself.
Only if there’s chemistry, I’m not that easy 😉
assistant
 I live in (location)
Her
 Where do you live?
Her
 And omg yeah don’t worry I’ll bring my tes tube x
Her
 This message is a nice way to baby step towards the close. It’s not specific and chilled.
I know a couple of good wine places in town if you’re down
assistant
 Oh cute !!
Her
 Yeah I’m always down for some wine
Her
 Where’s your favourite 🥺
Her
 There’s (venue) in (location) and (venue) that’s good
Student
 Oh cool (venue) is cute I like it in there
Her
 I’ve never been to the other place though!!
Her
 Let’s do (venue) this time and (venue) next. Shoot me your number and we’ll get it sorted
Student
 This is a good message to use if the girl ghosts or hasn’t replied for a couple of days. It is a humorous way to get her attention without seeming needy.
Mic check..1..2
assistant
 Omg cute sounds like a plan
Her
 I’m in
Her
 Sorry I’m so bad on here - (phone number) here’s my number x
Her
 messaged 
Student