You look like my future ex wife 😏 You know the kids won’t leave the dog behind. This is why it never worked between us Shame, the make up sex would have been phenomenal Unless you disagree You don’t remember the time I dragged you across the bed by your ankles and kissed you passionately, sucking on your nipples nice and slow, until you became nice and wet. You begged me to shove it in but instead I mercilessly teased you with my cock. Finally, when you couldn’t take it anymore, I slid inside you. Your back arched, my hand pulling your hair, your legs collapsed shaking from pleasure That depends on how persuasive you are over wine. Shoot me your number and we’ll sort it out
The student matched with this girl on Hinge. This messaging sequence uses a role play involving the girl and the student being a divorced couple. The girl does ghost part way through so the student has to reopen the conversation. The student then has to sexualise the conversation. The interaction ends with the student getting the girl’s phone number and moving the conversation off the app.
 This is a playful way to start conversation. It can also lead into fun role plays about you and the girl being married, getting divorced and the reasons behind the divorce. 
You look like my future ex wife 😏
assistant
 Ahhh I thought I recognised you 😉
Her
 We’re getting a prenup and I’m keeping the dog though
Student
 No you can have full custody of the kids that you begged me for, I’m keeping the dog and the waffle maker
Her
 This message works as a continuation of the joke while also framing the student as the one who initiated the break up, putting him in the position of power.
You know the kids won’t leave the dog behind. This is why it never worked between us
assistant
 It never worked between us because I caught you flirting with that McDonald’s waitress. I will see you in court if you don’t give up the dog
Her
I told you there was nothing between us, I kept going back to that particular McDonald’s because they do the best big macs
Student
 I saw you! You can have her anyway, the dog and I have left the country. You’ll never find us
Her
 This message works here as it continues the joke but opens up a sexual dialogue.
Shame, the make up sex would have been phenomenal
assistant
 This is a good message to send if you have proposed something and the girl hasn’t responded. The message implies you’re entitled and expecting a response from her without getting needy or butthurt.
Unless you disagree
assistant
 Not at all but you’ll have to remind me how good the sex was before
Her
 This message works well here because it shows that you understand sex from the female perspective. The descriptive nature of the message shows that you understand that women are turned on by having their mind stimulated rather than their eyes. That it is the build up and teasing, not just putting your dick in and thrusting hard and fast. This will set you apart from most guys on dating apps.
You don’t remember the time I dragged you across the bed by your ankles and kissed you passionately, sucking on your nipples nice and slow, until you became nice and wet. You begged me to shove it in but instead I mercilessly teased you with my cock. Finally, when you couldn’t take it anymore, I slid inside you. Your back arched, my hand pulling your hair, your legs collapsed shaking from pleasure
assistant
 You never fucked me like that! Must have been one of your many side things
Her
 We need to sort this out 
Student
 Well then fuck me like that and we won’t need to go through this divorce! Think of the children
Her
 Gladly 😏
Student
 Remind me, you like wine?
Student
 Do you even know me? I love wine
Her
 Good, we should split a bottle sometime soon
Student
 I think we should too, do I still get the dog
Her
 This message works here because it implies that he is still not sold on her and she has to qualify herself on the date but it still moves the interaction forward. Once the girl is compliant and it’s clear she likes you, there is no need for more messaging, just go for the number or organize a date.
That depends on how persuasive you are over wine. Shoot me your number and we’ll sort it out
assistant
 Oh you should know I’m very persuasive over wine. I always get you to do what I want 
Her
 (phone number)
Her
 messaged
Student