Don’t read this to a first grade class, please? It’s insensitive whether u know it or not

Listen, I love racist, sexist, rude & Godless Dr. Seuss as much as the next unwitting inner-city raised genius mother of one. BUT the good Reverend Dr. Seuss took it too damn far this time & put me right in the proverbial pulpit with his bull-ish in THIS political climate! I was already anxious abt reading to my son’s 1st grade class cuz I’m not THAT mom but I had to do it and who better than Rev. Dr. Seuss? The books are rhyming & rhythmic & comedic with decent life lessons, right. This mofo had me making jokes at the expense of the little girls in class & making ethnic jokes. If I catch him imma drag him straight down the middle of Mulberry street buy his...nevermind.

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