The most amazing useless invention ever made

This is the most amazing device I have ever purchased. It trully lives up to its name: it is useless. You flip the switch to turn it on, and it turns itself off. That's all it does. Yet I kept finding myself flipping the switch all weekend, and each time it became more amusing. The true purpose of this device is pure, child-like amusement. I laughed at this thing. Then I giggled. And I kept giggling. A grown man giggling at such a simple device. If anything will remind you of your carefree youth, this box will do it. Whoever invented this deserves a Nobel Prize.

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