A night to remember

When I heard my older brother and his girlfriend adopted their first cat, I knew we had to do something special. I immediately got online and looked up "fun ways to party with your new cat". A got them a ball of yarn and some cat wine, a recipe for a wild night with their new furry friend. I got it to them just in time for their New Year's Eve party. There they were, drinking the night away with their cat like the true class-act couple they are. Needless to say, I didn't realize their cat was a minor. Being as the cat was under the age of 21, the police were called. The cat had to take a breathalyzer. Catnip levels were off the chart. My brother took the fall, saying it was all his idea and is now serving 10 to life for giving catnip to a minor feline. We've tried appeals but all our lawyers have abandoned us. The cat is now 1 month sober and advocating for cat age awareness. My brother's girlfriend tried to contact the cat once but got huge amounts of backlash in the media. What a scandal. Was it worth it? Was all this (plus like $13.00 for the cat wine) worth destroying a young couple and tearing apart a new feline family? Yes. 10/10 would buy for the next cat.

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