Cold, flat and stiff. Doll or corpse without stink?

No, seriously, this little guys is super adorbs, but I'd prefer to hold the box it came in than the doll itself. It's like handling a stiff little body, so cold, so hard, so lifeless and flat... and yeah, what's up with the flattened torso? (soft-stuffed torso and you'd have a WINNER! Cute, but I couldn't print that return label fast enough.

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