Controls backwards / needs to power up in lower power mode

I purchased this solely for the purpose of providing a little stealthy added pleasure for my girlfriend - but before I've even got to try it I can see a major shortcoming - instead of it powering up gently and quietly - it goes FULL POWER - you then have to flounder through a series of button pushes to tame it down. WTF were they thinking... I doubt most people purchasing this are using it for a muscle massager .. wink wink. So I'm thinking all the buzzing and button pushing is going to completely RUIN any kind of intimate moment before it even happens.... time will tell I guess but so far I am not super impressed. I don't know too many women that would not jump out of bed if this touched them on full power... LOL and since there is no settings memory of any kind, that means it powers up full vibe every time.. really too bad because it is pretty nicely made.

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