Relentlessly Stupid

This hodge-podge knock-off of Alien/Predator/Jurassic Park is so filled with ridiculousness that it's only worthwhile as a "drinking game" of some sort. As a Sci-Fi thriller, it's worse than pathetic. You have a "mad genius" who spouts mind-numbingly incorrect political philosophy and is NO genius. You have the token female bad-ass who is pretty much useless throughout. You have endless jump-scares that aren't scary because they are utterly predictable. You have partial shots of a badly-lit rubber suit monster. You have the rubber-suit's first-person view, which is predictably distorted, as if a creature that sees that way is somehow superior but really can't see well enough to tell up from down. This flick has got it all! ALL the cliche's you could ever ask for in one lame flick. I couldn't finish; I made it about 3/4 and suddenly thought: "I don't even care how this ends." What a waste of time (and whatever the budget for this mess was).

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