Bizarre sizing--I give up trying to get one

The sizing of these shirts is completely confusing to me. I've purchased several in an attempt to get one to fit me. I have failed, and I give up. I would love to own one of these shirts or a waffle pattern Henley shirt, but the bizzare sizing and fit of this shirt is just too much to take. The shirts have either been comically tiny or huge enough to fit over a Winnebago.

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