Dick & Jane

Stephen King produces works at the reading level of a Dick & Jane book. Only the simplest of simpletons would find his material good. So, what do you get when you take his crappy novels and turn them into movies? You wind up with a good laugh. This movie -- essentially nothing more than makeup on a pig -- did a great job of showing just how horrible King's books really are. Watch it for the laughs, because that's basically all it offers.

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