What did I just watch?

What did I just watch, because this certainly wasn't a "film" in the traditional sense of the word. I usually love horror anthologies, but this was a total mess. I want the two hours of my life back; and whose idea was it to even make this disaster go on for TWO WHOLE HOURS? The editing is awful, as is the acting, directing, camerawork, and script. Who are these "famous horror movie stars" that the film's trailer boasts? I only heard of Lynn Lowry and the two (badly aged) kids from "Sleepaway Camp." They were just as awful as the rest of the amateur cast, but I suspect it has a lot do with a lousy director and dialogue. None of the stories made sense and the gore effects varied from decent to elementary school pageant-grade. It looks like the producer spent all the budget on the pretentious opening logo CGI. This is just a completely worthless waste of time and bandwidth. Avoid at all costs.

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