peeping through a 'corn nostril = no fun

Big into Corns and had high hopes, however the periscope like vision out of the corn's nostrils impeded my mystical adventures. The noxious chemical smell inside this mask overcame me and I awoke in a buckwheat field, providing a honeybee safe harbor on my hoof and then endured a rain shower. I would not recommend this mask. Unicorn nose vision is unpleasant as is the brain cell loss from the vapors this mask gives off.

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