Well constructed uselessness

Let me be straight with ya. This thing is built like a tank. It's light years beyond what I was expecting in terms of quality construction. That being said, the only bad part is the comb arm. Again, made out of milled stainless steel, it may very well outlive the cockroaches after the big one, BUT it just blows as a comb. The teeth are too shallow and too widely spaced to function well as either a beard or hair comb, and the right-angle killing of the comb teeth has a habit of snagging, breaking, or outright simply pulling out your hair. Great for irony: it's a switchblade comb that doesn't work as a comb! Be careful you don't get shot or punched whipping it out because it's pretty convincingly deceptive even from a short distance. Children will love it and probably get expelled from school if they take it, everyone else should consider a hard pass unless you're looking for a costume prop or want to reverse engineer a blade to replace the comb, which I bet would be remarkably easy.

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