Don’t bother with strapless spanx if you have any belly fat. And if you don’t have any belly fat, you don’t need spanx.

These were my first spanx so I’m guessing to how they are supposed to fit. The legs and lower torso were great, but it’s IMPOSSIBLE to keep the top from rolling down if you don’t have a flat stomach, and if you have a flat stomach you don’t need spanx. The moment the top of them hits a soft spot, they roll down into this right roll that digs in and creates a muffin top mid-torso. Which gives you two rolls instead of nicely and smoothly shaping the ones you already have and bought the torture garment to hide. And it basically feels like a cake wire trying to cut your muffin in half. Which results in countless bathroom trips to strip and adjust, making new friends all along the way when you desperately need someone to help move your bra while you fight nuclear spandex. Don’t bother with strapless spanx if you have any belly fat. And if you don’t have any belly fat, you don’t need spanx.

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