Save a horse, ride a horseman.

I've been wearing this for a few months straight now. Night in and night out, I take a horse and carriage ride through Central Park. I've heard those trips as supposed to be romantic, but so far I have no luck to report. I think I need to find a carriage that doesn't use blinders on their horses so these horses can get a good look at me in the mask and maybe then I'll get lucky.

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