Pretty but the itchiest garment ever forged by humans

This is the itchiest sweater i have ever experienced. It penetrates whatever fabric is under it and gets at your skin with its itchy fibers. I've tried a half dozen DIY ways to soften fabric (soaking it in conditioner, in vinegar, washing it at all different temps, drying it, not drying it) and it remains the itchiest thing I've ever worn in my life. 2 stars because if you need to get a gift for someone you dislike but has to appear to be a nice one, this would be PERFECT.

###

