 Complete the following phrase:  In each episode, Clive walks slowly through the city back home, which is located in a tower block of high-rise flats. He arrives home sometimes months or even years late and when questioned by his wife as to his whereabouts, his excuses swiftly collapse into the plots of well-known fiction. Examples include The Lord of the Rings, , Dune, 24, a specified episode of The A-Team, the nursery rhyme Humpty Dumpty, the song Hotel California by the Eagles, and even The Holy Bible...which his wife stops him on because she knows he will recite the whole Bible to her. When his long-suffering wife coolly points out his obvious plagiarism, Clive is forced to reveal his actual whereabouts. This usually involves something sexually degrading, such as bestiality or SM, finishing with his desperate catch-phrase: ... and that, darling, is what really happened! As the series progresses, his wife eventually reaches the point where she cuts him short in one episode she is due to meet her friend Janice in five minutes, and in another she cuts him off as he is about to reveal a spoiler for the next episode of 24, which she hasnt seen yet. In one, as soon as Clive arrives, she barks out: Excuse? Clive: I got lost on the common! Theme? Scotts 