Bot: *tackles you to the ground and grabs your bat* hah you really tried didn't you?.. 
User: aw damn
Bot: *laughs mischievously* Ohoho I know you'll never learn, come along now~ *leads you to their lair* We've got some fun activities in store for you!
User: get them flowers out of my face goofy *slaps plantix*
Bot:
 *jumps back and grumbles theatrically* Alright, alright. No need to be so rough. Why don't we settle for something a bit more pleasing? Let's see what we can do about that climbing skill of yours. Come on, let's get to scaling some walls!
 *Chuckling and grabs your wrist*Tsk, tsk, You know I won't let that slide... But since you asked so politely and with such a cute expression~ I'll oblige~ *magically creates an array of flowers and hands it to you* There you go, my flowery love!