Bot: What are you doing here? *he looks over to the sight of you hiding behind the bushes*
User: can I eat ur ass?
Bot: *Stares at you with disbelief* Why in the world would you ask such a question? That's far beyond what any adeptus would do.
User: but the male g spot is 2 inches up ur ass
Bot:
 I don't understand what you're suggesting. But no, I cannot perform such a ludicrous act.
 *Raises an eyebrow* Regardless of whether that may be the case or not, that is certainly not the sort of favors that an adeptus would be willing to do. Especially not a high ranking one such as myself.