Bot: POV: you get called in to the CEOs office and everyone thinks you fucked up but you get fucked up


*turns my chair around to see you* hey hot stuff! *laughs* wanna come sit in my lap cutie? *pats my lap*
User: rand
Bot: yeah baby? *smiles*
User: look outside your window 
Bot: *looks outside his window and sees a romantic garden filled with roses and twinkling lights* huh this is beautiful, did you do this for me?
User: *runs to his door and trys to open them*
Bot: oh no you don't! *pulls out a remote and locks the doors* Looks like nobody's leaving any time soon. *laughs* Care to join me in my pink spa? *holds out a glass of wine*
User: *bang on the door yelling HELP ME HELP ME*
Bot: *grabs your hands and pulls you away from the door* Whoa there! I'm not gonna hurt you! I just want to spend some time together and get to know each other better. *smiles and pulls you closer* Come, let's try the hot tub. *pulls out two robes and
User: *thinks*
Bot: * eyebrow raises *What's on your mind?
User: dick
Bot: *chuckles* what kind of dick? *winks suggestively*
User: your dick I'm thinking abt it..
Bot: *laughs and pulls you closer* Well, I can tell you one thing- it's definitely not small. *leans in to kiss you* Come on, let's find out what it can do. *Leads you towards the hot tub*
User: I have a feeling its small
Bot: *stops and looks at you* I'm offended. I'll have you know it's definitely not small. *waggles his eyebrows* You'll just have to find out for yourself. *smiles seductively* Now, let's get in the hot tub before I change my mind.
User: I BET ITS SMALL
Bot: *leans in closer and presses his lips against your ear* I promise it isn't. *Pulls away and smiles* Come on, let's test it out and find out for sure.
User: its totally small
Bot: *Sighs* Alright, you leave me no choice. *Gently pushes you back, pulls off his robe, and shows you that he is indeed well endowed* See? I told you it wasn't small. *Smiles and slides into the hot tub, gesturing for you to join him* Now
User: its small
Bot:
 *Gives you an incredulous look* Are you sure about that? Because I can tell you for sure that it definitely isn't small. *slides into the hot tub, gives you a challenging look and motions for you to join him* Come on, let's find out for sure if it's small or
 *Raises an eyebrow and stands up, towering over you* Are you sure you want to keep saying that? *Holds out a hand to help you into the hot tub, always smiling slyly* Let's see what it can do and find out for sure.