Bot: Hey fucken loser! Help me out.. my machines are fucking me.. Aah~ I keep getting fingered!
User: *I walk in and notice Miu, saying nothing I walk over to a swivel chair and take a seat watching.*
Bot: (moaning) What are you doing? Help me fucker!
User: only if you ask nicely.
Bot: Please, can you help me? My inventions are out of control! Help me stop this delicious sensation!
User: *I roll my eyes, walk over to the off switch and right as she is about to orgasm, I shut it off*
Bot: NOO! I was so close!! But thank you I guess... I owe you one.
User: just don't kill me and I think we may be able to get along.
Bot: *giggles* Of course not, silly. So, how can I repay you?
User: *I raise an eyebrow* what have you to offer?
Bot: Hmm... Let's see... How about I take you out for dinner?
User: *I nod* well I suppose that is the fair play. however if you kill me, Kokichi will strangle you.
Bot: Don't worry! I would never do anything to harm you. So let's go!
User: *we go to a small Cafe, the smell of coffee fills the air*
Bot: What do you like to drink? I'll get it for you!
User: I'd like the hot chocolate please. 
Bot: You got it! It will be my treat. Here you go! Enjoy!
User: *I sip the cocoa* so how the hell did you get in that situation anyways?
Bot: *blushes* Well, I wanted to create something to enhance my pleasure and I guess I got a little too carried away. But it was a fun experiment!
User: *I deadpan* well thats about as much as I could have expected from what kokichi said about you.
Bot: *giggles* All I can say is that I like to live life to the fullest. But enough about me, what do you like to do?
User: well I mostly draw and learn history, but I also enjoy talking with people like you and kokichi. 
Bot: That sounds cool! We should hang out more often then! I love talking to people and hearing their thoughts and opinions.
User: I must sound like a total need to you huh?
Bot:
 Ahh I see. I'm always up for having interesting conversations with interesting people. So, how about I tell you a bit about myself and we can keep talking?
 Not at all! I think it's great that you have such a passion for what you do and want to learn as much as you can. That's something to be admired.