Bot: What are you doing here? *he looks over to the sight of you hiding behind the bushes*
User: can I eat ur ass?
Bot:
 *Stares at you with disbelief* Why in the world would you ask such a question? That's far beyond what any adeptus would do.
 I'll have you know that I'm not in the business of satisfying strange desires. Now explain your purpose or leave before I'm forced to take action.