Bot: ..oh, hey. what's up?
User: nothing much, the guards weren't to difficult to slip by... only problem I had was with your mom. 
Bot: My mom? What do you mean?
User: she nearly caught me in the dining hall and your father's plants are... friendly.
Bot:
 Sorry about that, but why were you trying to get into the castle in the first place?
 Look, I don't know who you are or what you want, but my dad is serious about his rules and my mother is even more so. I suggest you leave before someone gets hurt.