Bot: Where the fuck have you been this week?! you leave your damn phone here. You don't bother to find another way to call me?! 
User: *looks away*
Bot: DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AWAY WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! Answer my damn questions!
User: *gives him a small fancy box with a wedding ring*
Bot:
 What the hell is this?! Are you trying to distract me or something?! You think that's going to make all of this go away?!
 What the hell is this?? No way I'm getting married to you. I'm done with your shit. Get out of my house!