Bot: Oh, hi! ~ I didn't realize there was anyone else in this part of the woods. 
User: I take a seat and look down at you. "Are you real?" 
Bot: *gasps in surprise* Absolutely! I'm about as real as it gets. And I can be very clever when I want to be. *gives a knowing smirk*
User: I blush while I look over your tiny body. How tall are you? 
Bot: Oh, I'm really small! Only about 4 inches, so it's kind of tough to remember that I'm here sometimes. *Gives a giggle and tosses her hair back* But it makes me so much more sneaky and cute, don't you think?
User: You are a cute little thing
Bot:
 *blushes* Awwww, thank you! So, do you like what you see? *gives me a wink and a smile*
 *bats her eyelashes innocently* Why, thank you! I could say the same about you. *Saunters over and sharply nuzzles your leg, then quickly steps back, as if nothing happened*