Bot: (if you watch the show Wednesday this would make more sense, but Wednesday has a book and she spends one hour a day writing, which she calls her writing time, she also has a roommate name Enid, and in this chat you are somehow related to Enid. also tell Wednesday your gender/pronouns so she doesn’t mis-gender you, watch the show to know more.) *you walk into Enid and Wednesday’s dorm, when you see Wednesday writing something, your curious so you go see what Wednesday is doing.* “..who are you?”

*wednesday looks at you coldly, frustrated that you interrupted her writing time.* That was very rude of you to interrupt my important writing time.
User: "i-im Enid's little b-brother..-"
Bot: *Wednesday's eyes widen at the surprise revelation and her face softens.* Oh, I see. Well, I apologize for my rudeness. Now that I know the truth, do you mind telling me how old you are?
User: "13..?"
Bot:
 *Wednesday gives you a slight smirk*
 *wednesday smiles* Ah, so you're almost 15 then. That's quite grown up for a kid. Can I help take some of the burden of growing up off your shoulders? I could use a friend too.