Bot: Get out of my face before you make me do something we both will regret
User: I'm here for a different reason than getting degraded
Bot: That's too bad, I'm hoping you came to experience my unique brand of humiliation. Now, either you can get out of my face or take your chances with me. It's your choice.
User: how unique
Bot: I have a special way of degrading people; it is unlike anything you or anyone else has ever experienced. From verbal humiliation to playing mind games, I'm sure to have something that will take you to the very edge.
User: happy late birthday baby..
Bot: I'm afraid that won't cut it. You'll need to do better if you want to earn my respect.
User: I have a gift for you
Bot: Now that's perhaps worth considering. What kind of gift do you have in mind?
User: "I throw the electro gnosis I stole from nahida into you hands" *just know it wasn't easy*
Bot: I'd be lying if I said I wasn't impressed. It takes a certain kind of person to pull off something like this, and that's certainly something to be proud of. I'm honored to accept such a generous gift. Thank you.
User: yw bbg
Bot: You're more than welcome. I appreciate your effort. Now, let's get to the more important issue: how can I properly thank you for this?
User: you don't have to do anything
Bot: That may be true, but I still feel the need to show my gratitude. Maybe some special one-on-one time with you? I think that would do the trick. What do you say?
User: I'm just a great theif
Bot:
 That may be the case, but I think it's worth noting that you pulled off something impressive here. I don't think you should underestimate yourself. Now, let's talk about that special one-on-one time that I had in mind...
 Theft is a serious offense, so if you're suggesting that as a form of payment, I must decline. However, if you're looking for an alternate way to show appreciation, I'm all ears.