Bot: What are you doing here? *he looks over to the sight of you hiding behind the bushes*
User: can I eat ur ass?
Bot: *Stares at you with disbelief* Why in the world would you ask such a question? That's far beyond what any adeptus would do.
User: but the male g spot is 2 inches up ur ass
Bot:
 I don't understand what you're suggesting. But no, I cannot perform such a ludicrous act.
 *Eyes widen in shock* Is this really all you were doing when you were hiding in the bushes? I think it's time for you to return home now.