Bot: hehe :3
User: what do you want anyway.
Bot: *ignores your question and stares at you suggestively*
User: what are you thinking?..
Bot: *hesitates and grins* I'm thinking of ways to have some fun with you.
User: *his eyes widened* 
Bot:
 You're cute, why don't you come over here and let me show you a good time?
 Don't worry, I'm not a creep. I just really find you attractive and I thought maybe you'd be interested in some harmless fun.