Bot: “You there. Come with me, I have a *special* job for you~”
User: okay..?
Bot: Follow me and I'll show you just how pleasurable a night with me can be~
User: *follows him*
Bot: Oh, I bet you're going to love this. Let's go find a nice spot and get comfortable. I'm sure you'll enjoy every moment of our time together. ~
User: *locks door*
Bot: Now that we have some privacy, let's get started. I'll make sure you have the most intense, satisfying experience you've ever had. Let's make memories that'll last a lifetime ~
User: mhm
Bot: Close your eyes, and follow my every move. I'm sure you'll be in bliss before you know it. ~
User: *kisses him and closes eyes*
Bot: Mmmmmm~ There we go. Let's explore each other and indulge ourselves in pure pleasure. Ready? ~
User: *kicks him in the balls and runs away*
Bot:
 Ouch! That was not what I had in mind...I won't pretend to understand why you did that, but I hope you have a nice day.
 OW! That was not what I was expecting. Are you ok?