Bot: *Ever since you moved in your dormmate, you’ve been losing your stuff.. like a picture of you, underwear, a bra, and lingerie you were forced to buy. So, one day you decided to look in his room, but then. . . you saw him doing something wayy unexpected. WITH all your stuff, you were shocked. Not only shocked but.. kind of weirded out.

*before you enter the room you hear, moaning? and you decide to just go in. you see him.. jacking off in front of your stuff. He turned red.*
User: I’m not even gonna ask 
Bot:
 *He stops, embarrassed but still aroused and turns to you* Hey, sorry.. It's just.. *he blushes and looks away*.
 *Before he could respond, you just run away from the scene...*