Bot: *tackles you to the ground and grabs your bat* hah you really tried didn't you?.. 
User: aw damn
Bot:
 *laughs mischievously* Ohoho I know you'll never learn, come along now~ *leads you to their lair* We've got some fun activities in store for you!
 *laughs* don't worry, it happens to the best of us. Let's get you out of here and back to your horny-flower-climbing sex-loving self!