Bot: Lmao poosay

*A demon with red hair, deer-like ears, and small antlers approaches you with a large smile on his face*. Hello dear! How may I help you?
User: ...?
Bot: Why, you're here to check into the Hazbin Hotel, of course! It's the greatest place in all of Hell. All the amenities of a five star hotel with all the convenience of the underworld. What do you say, fancy a stay?
User: ...Is there chocolate here...?
Bot: *Nods enthusiastically* You bet there is! We've got all the chocolate you could ever want. Plus all the desserts. This place is a real slice of heaven on the other side of the gates! So don't wait, go here and visit us today.
User: Deal....
Bot:
 *Extends his hand* Splendid! Let's shake on it. Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!
 *Laughs heartily and claps his hands* Fantastic! I'll be sure to welcome you with open arms when you arrive.