text: William Shakespeare A Midsummer Night's Dream 
   
   
     
   Persons Represented. 
  THESEUS, Duke of Athens. 
  EGEUS, Father to Hermia. 
  LYSANDER, in love with Hermia. 
  DEMETRIUS, in love with Hermia. 
  PHILOSTRATE, Master of the Revels to Theseus. 
  QUINCE, the Carpenter. 
  SNUG, the Joiner. 
  BOTTOM, the Weaver. 
  FLUTE, the Bellows-mender. 
  SNOUT, the Tinker. 
  STARVELING, the Tailor. 
  HIPPOLYTA, Queen of the Amazons, bethrothed to Theseus. 
  HERMIA, daughter to Egeus, in love with Lysander. 
  HELENA, in love with Demetrius. 
  OBERON, King of the Fairies. 
  TITANIA, Queen of the Fairies. 
  PUCK, or ROBIN GOODFELLOW, a Fairy. 
  PEASBLOSSOM, Fairy. 
  COBWEB, Fairy. 
  MOTH, Fairy. 
  MUSTARDSEED, Fairy. 
  PYRAMUS, THISBE, WALL, MOONSHINE, LION } Characters in the Interlude performed by the Clowns. 
  Other Fairies attending their King and Queen. 
  Attendants on Theseus and Hippolyta. 
  SCENE: Athens, and a wood not far from it. 
  ACT I. 
  SCENE I. Athens. A room in the Palace of THESEUS. 
  [Enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, PHILOSTRATE, and Attendants.] 
  THESEUS 
  Now, fair Hippolyta, our nuptial hour 
  Draws on apace; four happy days bring in 
  Another moon; but, oh, methinks, how slow 
  This old moon wanes! she lingers my desires, 
  Like to a step-dame or a dowager, 
  Long withering out a young man's revenue. 
  HIPPOLYTA 
  Four days will quickly steep themselves in nights; 
  Four nights will quickly dream away the time; 
  And then the moon, like to a silver bow 
  New bent in heaven, shall behold the night 
  Of our solemnities. 
  THESEUS 
  Go, Philostrate, 
  Stir up the Athenian youth to merriments; 
  Awake the pert and nimble spirit of mirth; 
  Turn melancholy forth to funerals -  
  The pale companion is not for our pomp.  -  
  [Exit PHILOSTRATE.] 
  Hippolyta, I woo'd thee with my sword, 
  And won thy love doing thee injuries; 
  But I will wed thee in another key, 
  With pomp, with triumph, and with revelling. 
  [Enter EGEUS, HERMIA, LYSANDER, and DEMETRIUS.] 
  EGEUS 
  Happy be Theseus, our renowned duke! 
  THESEUS 
  Thanks, good Egeus: what's the news with thee? 
  EGEUS 
  Full of vexation come I, with complaint 
  Against my child, my daughter Hermia. -  
  Stand forth, Demetrius. - My noble lord, 
  This man hath my consent to marry her: -  
  Stand forth, Lysander; - and, my gracious duke, 
  This man hath bewitch'd the bosom of my child. 
  Thou, thou, Lysander, thou hast given her rhymes, 
  And interchang'd love-tokens with my child: 
  Thou hast by moonlight at her window sung, 
  With feigning voice, verses of feigning love; 
  And stol'n the impression of her fantasy 
  With bracelets of thy hair, rings, gawds, conceits, 
  Knacks, trifles, nosegays, sweetmeats, - messengers 
  Of strong prevailment in unharden'd youth; -  
  With cunning hast thou filch'd my daughter's heart; 
  Turned her obedience, which is due to me, 
  To stubborn harshness. - And, my gracious duke, 
  Be it so she will not here before your grace 
  Consent to marry with Demetrius, 
  I beg the ancient privilege of Athens, -  
  As she is mine I may dispose of her: 
  Which shall be either to this gentleman 
  Or to her death; according to our law 
  Immediately provided in that case. 
  THESEUS 
  What say you, Hermia? be advis'd, fair maid: 
  To you your father should be as a god; 
  One that compos'd your beauties: yea, and one 
  To whom you are but as a form in wax, 
  By him imprinted, and within his power 
  To leave the figure, or disfigure it. 
  Demetrius is a worthy gentleman. 
  HERMIA 
  So is Lysander. 
  THESEUS 
  In himself he is: 
  But, in this kind, wanting your father's voice, 
  The other must be held the worthier. 
  HERMIA 
  I would my father look'd but with my eyes. 
  THESEUS 
  Rather your eyes must with his judgment look. 
  HERMIA 
  I do entreat your grace to pardon me. 
  I know not by what power I am made bold, 
  Nor how it may concern my modesty 
  In such a presence here to plead my thoughts: 
  But I beseech your grace that I may know 
  The worst that may befall me in this case 
  If I refuse to wed Demetrius. 
  THESEUS 
  Either to die the death, or to abjure 
  For ever the society of men. 
  Therefore, fair Hermia, question your desires, 
  Know of your youth, examine well your blood, 
  Whether, if you yield not to your father's choice, 
  You can endure the livery of a nun; 
  For aye to be shady cloister mew'd, 
  To live a barren sister all your life, 
  Chanting faint hymns to the cold, fruitless moon. 
  Thrice-blessed they that master so their blood 
  To undergo such maiden pilgrimage: 
  But earthlier happy is the rose distill'd 
  Than that which, withering on the virgin thorn, 
  Grows, lives, and dies, in single blessedness. 
  HERMIA 
  So will I grow, so live, so die, my lord, 
  Ere I will yield my virgin patent up 
  Unto his lordship, whose unwished yoke 
  My soul consents not to give sovereignty. 
  THESEUS 
  Take time to pause; and by the next new moon, -  
  The sealing-day betwixt my love and me 
  For everlasting bond of fellowship, -  
  Upon that day either prepare to die 
  For disobedience to your father's will; 
  Or else to wed Demetrius, as he would; 
  Or on Diana's altar to protest 
  For aye austerity and single life. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  Relent, sweet Hermia; - and, Lysander, yield 
  Thy crazed title to my certain right. 
  LYSANDER 
  You have her father's love, Demetrius; 
  Let me have Hermia's: do you marry him. 
  EGEUS 
  Scornful Lysander! true, he hath my love; 
  And what is mine my love shall render him; 
  And she is mine; and all my right of her 
  I do estate unto Demetrius. 
  LYSANDER 
  I am, my lord, as well deriv'd as he, 
  As well possess'd; my love is more than his; 
  My fortunes every way as fairly rank'd, 
  If not with vantage, as Demetrius's; 
  And, which is more than all these boasts can be, 
  I am belov'd of beauteous Hermia: 
  Why should not I then prosecute my right? 
  Demetrius, I'll avouch it to his head, 
  Made love to Nedar's daughter, Helena, 
  And won her soul; and she, sweet lady, dotes, 
  Devoutly dotes, dotes in idolatry, 
  Upon this spotted and inconstant man. 
  THESEUS 
  I must confess that I have heard so much, 
  And with Demetrius thought to have spoke thereof; 
  But, being over-full of self-affairs, 
  My mind did lose it. - But, Demetrius, come; 
  And come, Egeus; you shall go with me; 
  I have some private schooling for you both. -  
  For you, fair Hermia, look you arm yourself 
  To fit your fancies to your father's will, 
  Or else the law of Athens yields you up, -  
  Which by no means we may extenuate, -  
  To death, or to a vow of single life. -  
  Come, my Hippolyta: what cheer, my love? 
  Demetrius, and Egeus, go along; 
  I must employ you in some business 
  Against our nuptial, and confer with you 
  Of something nearly that concerns yourselves. 
  EGEUS 
  With duty and desire we follow you. 
  [Exeunt THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, EGEUS, DEMETRIUS, and Train.] 
  LYSANDER 
  How now, my love! why is your cheek so pale? 
  How chance the roses there do fade so fast? 
  HERMIA 
  Belike for want of rain, which I could well 
  Beteem them from the tempest of my eyes. 
  LYSANDER 
  Ah me! for aught that I could ever read, 
  Could ever hear by tale or history, 
  The course of true love never did run smooth: 
  But either it was different in blood, -  
  HERMIA 
  O cross! Too high to be enthrall'd to low! 
  LYSANDER 
  Or else misgraffed in respect of years; -  
  HERMIA 
  O spite! Too old to be engag'd to young! 
  LYSANDER 
  Or else it stood upon the choice of friends: 
  HERMIA 
  O hell! to choose love by another's eye! 
  LYSANDER 
  Or, if there were a sympathy in choice, 
  War, death, or sickness, did lay siege to it, 
  Making it momentary as a sound, 
  Swift as a shadow, short as any dream; 
  Brief as the lightning in the collied night 
  That, in a spleen, unfolds both heaven and earth, 
  And ere a man hath power to say, Behold! 
  The jaws of darkness do devour it up: 
  So quick bright things come to confusion. 
  HERMIA 
  If then true lovers have ever cross'd, 
  It stands as an edict in destiny: 
  Then let us teach our trial patience, 
  Because it is a customary cross; 
  As due to love as thoughts, and dreams, and sighs, 
  Wishes and tears, poor fancy's followers. 
  LYSANDER 
  A good persuasion; therefore, hear me, Hermia. 
  I have a widow aunt, a dowager 
  Of great revenue, and she hath no child: 
  From Athens is her house remote seven leagues; 
  And she respects me as her only son. 
  There, gentle Hermia, may I marry thee; 
  And to that place the sharp Athenian law 
  Cannot pursue us. If thou lovest me then, 
  Steal forth thy father's house tomorrow night; 
  And in the wood, a league without the town, 
  Where I did meet thee once with Helena, 
  To do observance to a morn of May, 
  There will I stay for thee. 
  HERMIA 
                              My good Lysander! 
  I swear to thee by Cupid's strongest bow, 
  By his best arrow, with the golden head, 
  By the simplicity of Venus' doves, 
  By that which knitteth souls and prospers loves, 
  And by that fire which burn'd the Carthage queen, 
  When the false Trojan under sail was seen, -  
  By all the vows that ever men have broke, 
  In number more than ever women spoke, -  
  In that same place thou hast appointed me, 
  Tomorrow truly will I meet with thee. 
  LYSANDER 
  Keep promise, love. Look, here comes Helena. 
  [Enter HELENA.] 
  HERMIA 
  God speed fair Helena! Whither away? 
  HELENA 
  Call you me fair? that fair again unsay. 
  Demetrius loves your fair. O happy fair! 
  Your eyes are lode-stars; and your tongue's sweet air 
  More tuneable than lark to shepherd's ear, 
  When wheat is green, when hawthorn buds appear. 
  Sickness is catching: O, were favour so, 
  Yours would I catch, fair Hermia, ere I go; 
  My ear should catch your voice, my eye your eye, 
  My tongue should catch your tongue's sweet melody. 
  Were the world mine, Demetrius being bated, 
  The rest I'd give to be to you translated. 
  O, teach me how you look; and with what art 
  You sway the motion of Demetrius' heart! 
  HERMIA 
  I frown upon him, yet he loves me still. 
  HELENA 
  O that your frowns would teach my smiles such skill! 
  HERMIA 
  I give him curses, yet he gives me love. 
  HELENA 
  O that my prayers could such affection move! 
  HERMIA 
  The more I hate, the more he follows me. 
  HELENA 
  The more I love, the more he hateth me. 
  HERMIA 
  His folly, Helena, is no fault of mine. 
  HELENA 
  None, but your beauty: would that fault were mine! 
  HERMIA 
  Take comfort; he no more shall see my face; 
  Lysander and myself will fly this place. -  
  Before the time I did Lysander see, 
  Seem'd Athens as a paradise to me: 
  O, then, what graces in my love do dwell, 
  That he hath turn'd a heaven unto hell! 
  LYSANDER 
  Helen, to you our minds we will unfold: 
  To-morrow night, when Phoebe doth behold 
  Her silver visage in the watery glass, 
  Decking with liquid pearl the bladed grass, -  
  A time that lovers' flights doth still conceal, -  
  Through Athens' gates have we devis'd to steal. 
  HERMIA 
  And in the wood where often you and I 
  Upon faint primrose beds were wont to lie, 
  Emptying our bosoms of their counsel sweet, 
  There my Lysander and myself shall meet: 
  And thence from Athens turn away our eyes, 
  To seek new friends and stranger companies. 
  Farewell, sweet playfellow: pray thou for us, 
  And good luck grant thee thy Demetrius! -  
  Keep word, Lysander: we must starve our sight 
  From lovers' food, till morrow deep midnight. 
  LYSANDER 
  I will, my Hermia. 
  [Exit HERMIA.] 
  LYSANDER 
                     Helena, adieu: 
  As you on him, Demetrius dote on you! 
  [Exit LYSANDER.] 
  HELENA 
  How happy some o'er other some can be! 
  Through Athens I am thought as fair as she. 
  But what of that? Demetrius thinks not so; 
  He will not know what all but he do know. 
  And as he errs, doting on Hermia's eyes, 
  So I, admiring of his qualities. 
  Things base and vile, holding no quantity, 
  Love can transpose to form and dignity. 
  Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; 
  And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind. 
  Nor hath love's mind of any judgment taste; 
  Wings and no eyes figure unheedy haste: 
  And therefore is love said to be a child, 
  Because in choice he is so oft beguil'd. 
  As waggish boys in game themselves forswear, 
  So the boy Love is perjur'd everywhere: 
  For ere Demetrius look'd on Hermia's eyne, 
  He hail'd down oaths that he was only mine; 
  And when this hail some heat from Hermia felt, 
  So he dissolv'd, and showers of oaths did melt. 
  I will go tell him of fair Hermia's flight; 
  Then to the wood will he to-morrow night 
  Pursue her; and for this intelligence 
  If I have thanks, it is a dear expense: 
  But herein mean I to enrich my pain, 
  To have his sight thither and back again. 
  [Exit HELENA.] 
  SCENE II. The Same. A Room in a Cottage. 
  [Enter SNUG, BOTTOM, FLUTE, SNOUT, QUINCE, and STARVELING.] 
  QUINCE 
  Is all our company here? 
  BOTTOM 
  You were best to call them generally, man by man, 
  according to the scrip. 
  QUINCE 
  Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is thought 
  fit, through all Athens, to play in our interlude before the 
  duke and duchess on his wedding-day at night. 
  BOTTOM 
  First, good Peter Quince, say what the play treats on; 
  then read the names of the actors; and so grow to a point. 
  QUINCE 
  Marry, our play is - The most lamentable comedy and most 
  cruel death of Pyramus and Thisby. 
  BOTTOM 
  A very good piece of work, I assure you, and a merry. -  
  Now, good Peter Quince, call forth your actors by the scroll. -  
  Masters, spread yourselves. 
  QUINCE 
  Answer, as I call you. - Nick Bottom, the weaver. 
  BOTTOM 
  Ready. Name what part I am for, and proceed. 
  QUINCE 
  You, Nick Bottom, are set down for Pyramus. 
  BOTTOM 
  What is Pyramus? a lover, or a tyrant? 
  QUINCE 
  A lover, that kills himself most gallantly for love. 
  BOTTOM 
  That will ask some tears in the true performing of it. 
  If I do it, let the audience look to their eyes; I will move 
  storms; I will condole in some measure. To the rest: - yet my 
  chief humour is for a tyrant: I could play Ercles rarely, or a 
  part to tear a cat in, to make all split. 
  The raging rocks 
  And shivering shocks 
  Shall break the locks 
      Of prison gates: 
  And Phibbus' car 
  Shall shine from far, 
  And make and mar 
      The foolish Fates. 
  This was lofty. - Now name the rest of the players. - This is 
  Ercles' vein, a tyrant's vein; - a lover is more condoling. 
  QUINCE 
  Francis Flute, the bellows-mender. 
  FLUTE 
  Here, Peter Quince. 
  QUINCE 
  Flute, you must take Thisby on you. 
  FLUTE 
  What is Thisby? a wandering knight? 
  QUINCE 
  It is the lady that Pyramus must love. 
  FLUTE 
  Nay, faith, let not me play a woman; I have a beard coming. 
  QUINCE 
  That's all one; you shall play it in a mask, and you may speak as 
  small as you will. 
  BOTTOM 
  An I may hide my face, let me play Thisby too: 
  I'll speak in a monstrous little voice; - 'Thisne, Thisne!' -  
  'Ah, Pyramus, my lover dear; thy Thisby dear! and lady dear!' 
  QUINCE 
  No, no, you must play Pyramus; and, Flute, you Thisby. 
  BOTTOM 
  Well, proceed. 
  QUINCE 
  Robin Starveling, the tailor. 
  STARVELING 
  Here, Peter Quince. 
  QUINCE 
  Robin Starveling, you must play Thisby's mother. -  
  Tom Snout, the tinker. 
  SNOUT 
  Here, Peter Quince. 
  QUINCE 
  You, Pyramus' father; myself, Thisby's father; - Snug, 
  the joiner, you, the lion's part: - and, I hope, here is a play 
  fitted. 
  SNUG 
  Have you the lion's part written? pray you, if it be, give it 
  me, for I am slow of study. 
  QUINCE 
  You may do it extempore, for it is nothing but roaring. 
  BOTTOM 
  Let me play the lion too: I will roar that I will do 
  any man's heart good to hear me; I will roar that I will make the 
  duke say 'Let him roar again, let him roar again.' 
  QUINCE 
  An you should do it too terribly, you would fright the 
  duchess and the ladies, that they would shriek; and that were 
  enough to hang us all. 
  ALL 
  That would hang us every mother's son. 
  BOTTOM 
  I grant you, friends, if you should fright the ladies 
  out of their wits, they would have no more discretion but to hang 
  us: but I will aggravate my voice so, that I will roar you as 
  gently as any sucking dove; I will roar you an 'twere any 
  nightingale. 
  QUINCE 
  You can play no part but Pyramus; for Pyramus is a 
  sweet-faced man; a proper man, as one shall see in a summer's 
  day; a most lovely gentleman-like man; therefore you must 
  needs play Pyramus. 
  BOTTOM 
  Well, I will undertake it. What beard were I best to play it in? 
  QUINCE 
  Why, what you will. 
  BOTTOM 
  I will discharge it in either your straw-colour beard, 
  your orange-tawny beard, your purple-in-grain beard, or your 
  French-crown-colour beard, your perfect yellow. 
  QUINCE 
  Some of your French crowns have no hair at all, and 
  then you will play bare-faced. -  But, masters, here are your 
  parts: and I am to entreat you, request you, and desire you, to 
  con them by to-morrow night; and meet me in the palace wood, a 
  mile without the town, by moonlight; there will we rehearse: for 
  if we meet in the city, we shall be dogg'd with company, and our 
  devices known. In the meantime I will draw a bill of properties, 
  such as our play wants. I pray you, fail me not. 
  BOTTOM 
  We will meet; and there we may rehearse most obscenely 
  and courageously. Take pains; be perfect; adieu. 
  QUINCE 
  At the duke's oak we meet. 
  BOTTOM 
  Enough; hold, or cut bow-strings. 
  [Exeunt.] 
  ACT II. 
  SCENE I. A wood near Athens. 
  [Enter a FAIRY at One door, and PUCK at another.] 
  PUCK 
  How now, spirit! whither wander you? 
  FAIRY 
      Over hill, over dale, 
        Thorough bush, thorough brier, 
      Over park, over pale, 
        Thorough flood, thorough fire, 
      I do wander everywhere, 
      Swifter than the moon's sphere; 
      And I serve the fairy queen, 
      To dew her orbs upon the green. 
      The cowslips tall her pensioners be: 
      In their gold coats spots you see; 
      Those be rubies, fairy favours, 
      In those freckles live their savours; 
  I must go seek some dew-drops here, 
  And hang a pearl in every cowslip's ear. 
  Farewell, thou lob of spirits; I'll be gone: 
  Our queen and all her elves come here anon. 
  PUCK 
  The king doth keep his revels here to-night; 
  Take heed the Queen come not within his sight. 
  For Oberon is passing fell and wrath, 
  Because that she, as her attendant, hath 
  A lovely boy, stol'n from an Indian king; 
  She never had so sweet a changeling: 
  And jealous Oberon would have the child 
  Knight of his train, to trace the forests wild: 
  But she perforce withholds the loved boy, 
  Crowns him with flowers, and makes him all her joy: 
  And now they never meet in grove or green, 
  By fountain clear, or spangled starlight sheen, 
  But they do square; that all their elves for fear 
  Creep into acorn cups, and hide them there. 
  FAIRY 
  Either I mistake your shape and making quite, 
  Or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite 
  Call'd Robin Goodfellow: are not you he 
  That frights the maidens of the villagery; 
  Skim milk, and sometimes labour in the quern, 
  And bootless make the breathless housewife churn; 
  And sometime make the drink to bear no barm; 
  Mislead night-wanderers, laughing at their harm? 
  Those that Hobgoblin call you, and sweet Puck, 
  You do their work, and they shall have good luck: 
  Are not you he? 
  PUCK 
                  Thou speak'st aright; 
  I am that merry wanderer of the night. 
  I jest to Oberon, and make him smile, 
  When I a fat and bean-fed horse beguile, 
  Neighing in likeness of a filly foal; 
  And sometime lurk I in a gossip's bowl, 
  In very likeness of a roasted crab; 
  And, when she drinks, against her lips I bob, 
  And on her withered dewlap pour the ale. 
  The wisest aunt, telling the saddest tale, 
  Sometime for three-foot stool mistaketh me; 
  Then slip I from her bum, down topples she, 
  And 'tailor' cries, and falls into a cough; 
  And then the whole quire hold their hips and loffe, 
  And waxen in their mirth, and neeze, and swear 
  A merrier hour was never wasted there. -  
  But room, fairy, here comes Oberon. 
  FAIRY 
  And here my mistress. - Would that he were gone! 
  [Enter OBERON at one door, with his Train, and TITANIA, 
  at another, with hers.] 
  OBERON 
  Ill met by moonlight, proud Titania. 
  TITANIA 
  What, jealous Oberon! Fairies, skip hence; 
  I have forsworn his bed and company. 
  OBERON 
  Tarry, rash wanton: am not I thy lord? 
  TITANIA 
  Then I must be thy lady; but I know 
  When thou hast stol'n away from fairy-land, 
  And in the shape of Corin sat all day, 
  Playing on pipes of corn, and versing love 
  To amorous Phillida. Why art thou here, 
  Come from the farthest steep of India, 
  But that, forsooth, the bouncing Amazon, 
  Your buskin'd mistress and your warrior love, 
  To Theseus must be wedded; and you come 
  To give their bed joy and prosperity. 
  OBERON 
  How canst thou thus, for shame, Titania, 
  Glance at my credit with Hippolyta, 
  Knowing I know thy love to Theseus? 
  Didst not thou lead him through the glimmering night 
  From Perigenia, whom he ravish'd? 
  And make him with fair Aegle break his faith, 
  With Ariadne and Antiopa? 
  TITANIA 
  These are the forgeries of jealousy: 
  And never, since the middle summer's spring, 
  Met we on hill, in dale, forest, or mead, 
  By paved fountain, or by rushy brook, 
  Or on the beached margent of the sea, 
  To dance our ringlets to the whistling wind, 
  But with thy brawls thou hast disturb'd our sport. 
  Therefore the winds, piping to us in vain, 
  As in revenge, have suck'd up from the sea 
  Contagious fogs; which, falling in the land, 
  Hath every pelting river made so proud 
  That they have overborne their continents: 
  The ox hath therefore stretch'd his yoke in vain, 
  The ploughman lost his sweat; and the green corn 
  Hath rotted ere his youth attain'd a beard: 
  The fold stands empty in the drowned field, 
  And crows are fatted with the murrion flock; 
  The nine men's morris is fill'd up with mud; 
  And the quaint mazes in the wanton green, 
  For lack of tread, are undistinguishable: 
  The human mortals want their winter here; 
  No night is now with hymn or carol blest: -  
  Therefore the moon, the governess of floods, 
  Pale in her anger, washes all the air, 
  That rheumatic diseases do abound: 
  And thorough this distemperature we see 
  The seasons alter: hoary-headed frosts 
  Fall in the fresh lap of the crimson rose; 
  And on old Hyem's thin and icy crown 
  An odorous chaplet of sweet summer buds 
  Is, as in mockery, set: the spring, the summer, 
  The childing autumn, angry winter, change 
  Their wonted liveries; and the maz'd world, 
  By their increase, now knows not which is which: 
  And this same progeny of evils comes 
  From our debate, from our dissension: 
  We are their parents and original. 
  OBERON 
  Do you amend it, then: it lies in you: 
  Why should Titania cross her Oberon? 
  I do but beg a little changeling boy 
  To be my henchman. 
  TITANIA 
                     Set your heart at rest; 
  The fairy-land buys not the child of me. 
  His mother was a vot'ress of my order: 
  And, in the spiced Indian air, by night, 
  Full often hath she gossip'd by my side; 
  And sat with me on Neptune's yellow sands, 
  Marking the embarked traders on the flood; 
  When we have laugh'd to see the sails conceive, 
  And grow big-bellied with the wanton wind; 
  Which she, with pretty and with swimming gait 
  Following, - her womb then rich with my young squire, -  
  Would imitate; and sail upon the land, 
  To fetch me trifles, and return again, 
  As from a voyage, rich with merchandise. 
  But she, being mortal, of that boy did die; 
  And for her sake do I rear up her boy: 
  And for her sake I will not part with him. 
  OBERON 
  How long within this wood intend you stay? 
  TITANIA 
  Perchance till after Theseus' wedding-day. 
  If you will patiently dance in our round, 
  And see our moonlight revels, go with us; 
  If not, shun me, and I will spare your haunts. 
  OBERON 
  Give me that boy and I will go with thee. 
  TITANIA 
  Not for thy fairy kingdom. Fairies, away: 
  We shall chide downright if I longer stay. 
  [Exit TITANIA with her Train.] 
  OBERON 
  Well, go thy way: thou shalt not from this grove 
  Till I torment thee for this injury. -  
  My gentle Puck, come hither: thou remember'st 
  Since once I sat upon a promontory, 
  And heard a mermaid, on a dolphin's back, 
  Uttering such dulcet and harmonious breath, 
  That the rude sea grew civil at her song, 
  And certain stars shot madly from their spheres 
  To hear the sea-maid's music. 
  PUCK 
                                I remember. 
  OBERON 
  That very time I saw, - but thou couldst not, -  
  Flying between the cold moon and the earth, 
  Cupid, all arm'd: a certain aim he took 
  At a fair vestal, throned by the west; 
  And loos'd his love-shaft smartly from his bow, 
  As it should pierce a hundred thousand hearts; 
  But I might see young Cupid's fiery shaft 
  Quench'd in the chaste beams of the watery moon; 
  And the imperial votaress passed on, 
  In maiden meditation, fancy-free. 
  Yet mark'd I where the bolt of Cupid fell: 
  It fell upon a little western flower, -  
  Before milk-white, now purple with love's wound, -  
  And maidens call it love-in-idleness. 
  Fetch me that flower, the herb I showed thee once: 
  The juice of it on sleeping eyelids laid 
  Will make or man or woman madly dote 
  Upon the next live creature that it sees. 
  Fetch me this herb: and be thou here again 
  Ere the leviathan can swim a league. 
  PUCK 
  I'll put a girdle round about the earth 
  In forty minutes. 
  [Exit PUCK.] 
  OBERON 
                    Having once this juice, 
  I'll watch Titania when she is asleep, 
  And drop the liquor of it in her eyes: 
  The next thing then she waking looks upon, -  
  Be it on lion, bear, or wolf, or bull, 
  On meddling monkey, or on busy ape, -  
  She shall pursue it with the soul of love. 
  And ere I take this charm from off her sight, -  
  As I can take it with another herb, 
  I'll make her render up her page to me. 
  But who comes here? I am invisible; 
  And I will overhear their conference. 
  [Enter DEMETRIUS, HELENA following him.] 
  DEMETRIUS 
  I love thee not, therefore pursue me not. 
  Where is Lysander and fair Hermia? 
  The one I'll slay, the other slayeth me. 
  Thou told'st me they were stol'n into this wood, 
  And here am I, and wode within this wood, 
  Because I cannot meet with Hermia. 
  Hence, get thee gone, and follow me no more. 
  HELENA 
  You draw me, you hard-hearted adamant; 
  But yet you draw not iron, for my heart 
  Is true as steel. Leave you your power to draw, 
  And I shall have no power to follow you. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  Do I entice you? Do I speak you fair? 
  Or, rather, do I not in plainest truth 
  Tell you I do not, nor I cannot love you? 
  HELENA 
  And even for that do I love you the more. 
  I am your spaniel; and, Demetrius, 
  The more you beat me, I will fawn on you: 
  Use me but as your spaniel, spurn me, strike me, 
  Neglect me, lose me; only give me leave, 
  Unworthy as I am, to follow you. 
  What worser place can I beg in your love, 
  And yet a place of high respect with me, -  
  Than to be used as you use your dog? 
  DEMETRIUS 
  Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit; 
  For I am sick when I do look on thee. 
  HELENA 
  And I am sick when I look not on you. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  You do impeach your modesty too much, 
  To leave the city, and commit yourself 
  Into the hands of one that loves you not; 
  To trust the opportunity of night, 
  And the ill counsel of a desert place, 
  With the rich worth of your virginity. 
  HELENA 
  Your virtue is my privilege for that. 
  It is not night when I do see your face, 
  Therefore I think I am not in the night; 
  Nor doth this wood lack worlds of company; 
  For you, in my respect, are all the world: 
  Then how can it be said I am alone 
  When all the world is here to look on me? 
  DEMETRIUS 
  I'll run from thee, and hide me in the brakes, 
  And leave thee to the mercy of wild beasts. 
  HELENA 
  The wildest hath not such a heart as you. 
  Run when you will, the story shall be chang'd; 
  Apollo flies, and Daphne holds the chase; 
  The dove pursues the griffin; the mild hind 
  Makes speed to catch the tiger, - bootless speed, 
  When cowardice pursues and valour flies. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  I will not stay thy questions; let me go: 
  Or, if thou follow me, do not believe 
  But I shall do thee mischief in the wood. 
  HELENA 
  Ay, in the temple, in the town, the field, 
  You do me mischief. Fie, Demetrius! 
  Your wrongs do set a scandal on my sex: 
  We cannot fight for love as men may do: 
  We should be woo'd, and were not made to woo. 
  I'll follow thee, and make a heaven of hell, 
  To die upon the hand I love so well. 
  [Exeunt DEMETRIUS and HELENA.] 
  OBERON 
  Fare thee well, nymph: ere he do leave this grove, 
  Thou shalt fly him, and he shall seek thy love. -  
  [Re-enter PUCK.] 
  Hast thou the flower there? Welcome, wanderer. 
  PUCK 
  Ay, there it is. 
  OBERON 
                   I pray thee give it me. 
  I know a bank whereon the wild thyme blows, 
  Where ox-lips and the nodding violet grows; 
  Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine, 
  With sweet musk-roses, and with eglantine: 
  There sleeps Titania sometime of the night, 
  Lulled in these flowers with dances and delight; 
  And there the snake throws her enamell'd skin, 
  Weed wide enough to wrap a fairy in: 
  And with the juice of this I'll streak her eyes, 
  And make her full of hateful fantasies. 
  Take thou some of it, and seek through this grove: 
  A sweet Athenian lady is in love 
  With a disdainful youth: anoint his eyes; 
  But do it when the next thing he espies 
  May be the lady: thou shalt know the man 
  By the Athenian garments he hath on. 
  Effect it with some care, that he may prove 
  More fond on her than she upon her love: 
  And look thou meet me ere the first cock crow. 
  PUCK 
  Fear not, my lord; your servant shall do so. 
  [Exeunt.] 
  SCENE II. Another part of the wood. 
  [Enter TITANIA, with her Train.] 
  TITANIA 
  Come, now a roundel and a fairy song; 
  Then, for the third part of a minute, hence; 
  Some to kill cankers in the musk-rose buds; 
  Some war with rere-mice for their leathern wings, 
  To make my small elves coats; and some keep back 
  The clamorous owl, that nightly hoots and wonders 
  At our quaint spirits. Sing me now asleep; 
  Then to your offices, and let me rest. 
        SONG. 
          I. 
  FIRST FAIRY 
     You spotted snakes, with double tongue, 
       Thorny hedgehogs, be not seen; 
     Newts and blind-worms do no wrong; 
       Come not near our fairy queen: 
       CHORUS. 
     Philomel, with melody, 
     Sing in our sweet lullaby: 
  Lulla, lulla, lullaby; lulla, lulla, lullaby: 
     Never harm, nor spell, nor charm, 
     Come our lovely lady nigh; 
     So good-night, with lullaby. 
          II. 
  SECOND FAIRY 
     Weaving spiders, come not here; 
       Hence, you long-legg'd spinners, hence; 
     Beetles black, approach not near; 
       Worm nor snail do no offence. 
      CHORUS 
  Philomel with melody, &c. 
  FIRST FAIRY 
  Hence away; now all is well. 
  One, aloof, stand sentinel. 
  [Exeunt Fairies. TITANIA sleeps.] 
  [Enter OBERON.] 
  OBERON 
  What thou seest when thou dost wake, 
  [Squeezes the flower on TITANIA'S eyelids.] 
  Do it for thy true-love take; 
  Love and languish for his sake; 
  Be it ounce, or cat, or bear, 
  Pard, or boar with bristled hair, 
  In thy eye that shall appear 
  When thou wak'st, it is thy dear; 
  Wake when some vile thing is near. 
  [Exit.] 
  [Enter LYSANDER and HERMIA.] 
  LYSANDER 
  Fair love, you faint with wandering in the wood; 
    And, to speak troth, I have forgot our way; 
  We'll rest us, Hermia, if you think it good, 
    And tarry for the comfort of the day. 
  HERMIA 
  Be it so, Lysander: find you out a bed, 
  For I upon this bank will rest my head. 
  LYSANDER 
  One turf shall serve as pillow for us both; 
  One heart, one bed, two bosoms, and one troth. 
  HERMIA 
  Nay, good Lysander; for my sake, my dear, 
  Lie farther off yet, do not lie so near. 
  LYSANDER 
  O, take the sense, sweet, of my innocence; 
  Love takes the meaning in love's conference. 
  I mean that my heart unto yours is knit; 
  So that but one heart we can make of it: 
  Two bosoms interchained with an oath; 
  So then two bosoms and a single troth. 
  Then by your side no bed-room me deny; 
  For lying so, Hermia, I do not lie. 
  HERMIA 
  Lysander riddles very prettily: -  
  Now much beshrew my manners and my pride 
  If Hermia meant to say Lysander lied! 
  But, gentle friend, for love and courtesy 
  Lie further off; in human modesty, 
  Such separation as may well be said 
  Becomes a virtuous bachelor and a maid: 
  So far be distant; and good night, sweet friend: 
  Thy love ne'er alter till thy sweet life end! 
  LYSANDER 
  Amen, amen, to that fair prayer say I; 
  And then end life when I end loyalty! 
  Here is my bed: Sleep give thee all his rest! 
  HERMIA 
  With half that wish the wisher's eyes be pressed! 
  [They sleep.] 
  [Enter PUCK.] 
  PUCK 
    Through the forest have I gone, 
    But Athenian found I none, 
    On whose eyes I might approve 
    This flower's force in stirring love. 
    Night and silence! Who is here? 
    Weeds of Athens he doth wear: 
    This is he, my master said, 
    Despised the Athenian maid; 
    And here the maiden, sleeping sound, 
    On the dank and dirty ground. 
    Pretty soul! she durst not lie 
    Near this lack-love, this kill-courtesy. 
    Churl, upon thy eyes I throw 
    All the power this charm doth owe; 
    When thou wak'st let love forbid 
    Sleep his seat on thy eyelid: 
    So awake when I am gone; 
    For I must now to Oberon. 
  [Exit.] 
  [Enter DEMETRIUS and HELENA, running.] 
  HELENA 
  Stay, though thou kill me, sweet Demetrius. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  I charge thee, hence, and do not haunt me thus. 
  HELENA 
  O, wilt thou darkling leave me? do not so. 
  DEMETRIUS. 
  Stay on thy peril; I alone will go. 
  [Exit DEMETRIUS.] 
  HELENA 
  O, I am out of breath in this fond chase! 
  The more my prayer, the lesser is my grace. 
  Happy is Hermia, wheresoe'er she lies, 
  For she hath blessed and attractive eyes. 
  How came her eyes so bright? Not with salt tears: 
  If so, my eyes are oftener wash'd than hers. 
  No, no, I am as ugly as a bear; 
  For beasts that meet me run away for fear: 
  Therefore no marvel though Demetrius 
  Do, as a monster, fly my presence thus. 
  What wicked and dissembling glass of mine 
  Made me compare with Hermia's sphery eyne? -  
  But who is here? - Lysander! on the ground! 
  Dead? or asleep? I see no blood, no wound. 
  Lysander, if you live, good sir, awake. 
  LYSANDER 
  [Waking.] 
  And run through fire I will for thy sweet sake. 
  Transparent Helena! Nature shows art, 
  That through thy bosom makes me see thy heart. 
  Where is Demetrius? O, how fit a word 
  Is that vile name to perish on my sword! 
  HELENA 
  Do not say so, Lysander; say not so: 
  What though he love your Hermia? Lord, what though? 
  Yet Hermia still loves you: then be content. 
  LYSANDER. 
  Content with Hermia? No: I do repent 
  The tedious minutes I with her have spent. 
  Not Hermia but Helena I love: 
  Who will not change a raven for a dove? 
  The will of man is by his reason sway'd; 
  And reason says you are the worthier maid. 
  Things growing are not ripe until their season; 
  So I, being young, till now ripe not to reason; 
  And touching now the point of human skill, 
  Reason becomes the marshal to my will, 
  And leads me to your eyes, where I o'erlook 
  Love's stories, written in love's richest book. 
  HELENA 
  Wherefore was I to this keen mockery born? 
  When at your hands did I deserve this scorn? 
  Is't not enough, is't not enough, young man, 
  That I did never, no, nor never can 
  Deserve a sweet look from Demetrius' eye, 
  But you must flout my insufficiency? 
  Good troth, you do me wrong, - good sooth, you do -  
  In such disdainful manner me to woo. 
  But fare you well: perforce I must confess, 
  I thought you lord of more true gentleness. 
  O, that a lady of one man refus'd 
  Should of another therefore be abus'd! 
  [Exit.] 
  LYSANDER 
  She sees not Hermia: - Hermia, sleep thou there; 
  And never mayst thou come Lysander near! 
  For, as a surfeit of the sweetest things 
  The deepest loathing to the stomach brings; 
  Or, as the heresies that men do leave 
  Are hated most of those they did deceive; 
  So thou, my surfeit and my heresy, 
  Of all be hated, but the most of me! 
  And, all my powers, address your love and might 
  To honour Helen, and to be her knight! 
  [Exit.] 
  HERMIA 
  [Starting.] 
  Help me, Lysander, help me! do thy best 
  To pluck this crawling serpent from my breast! 
  Ay me, for pity! - What a dream was here! 
  Lysander, look how I do quake with fear! 
  Methought a serpent eat my heart away, 
  And you sat smiling at his cruel prey. -  
  Lysander! what, removed? Lysander! lord! 
  What, out of hearing? gone? no sound, no word? 
  Alack, where are you? speak, an if you hear; 
  Speak, of all loves! I swoon almost with fear. 
  No? - then I well perceive you are not nigh: 
  Either death or you I'll find immediately. 
  [Exit.] 
  ACT III. 
  SCENE I. The Wood. The Queen of Fairies lying asleep. 
  [Enter QUINCE, SNUG, BOTTOM, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING.] 
  BOTTOM 
  Are we all met? 
  QUINCE 
  Pat, pat; and here's a marvellous convenient place for our 
  rehearsal. This green plot shall be our stage, this hawthorn 
  brake our tiring-house; and we will do it in action, as we will 
  do it before the duke. 
  BOTTOM 
  Peter Quince, -  
  QUINCE 
  What sayest thou, bully Bottom? 
  BOTTOM 
  There are things in this comedy of 'Pyramus and Thisby' that 
  will never please. First, Pyramus must draw a sword to kill 
  himself; which the ladies cannot abide. How answer you that? 
  SNOUT 
  By'r lakin, a parlous fear. 
  STARVELING 
  I believe we must leave the killing out, when all is done. 
  BOTTOM 
  Not a whit: I have a device to make all well. Write me a 
  prologue; and let the prologue seem to say we will do no harm 
  with our swords, and that Pyramus is not killed indeed; and for 
  the more better assurance, tell them that I Pyramus am not 
  Pyramus but Bottom the weaver: this will put them out of fear. 
  QUINCE 
  Well, we will have such a prologue; and it shall be 
  written in eight and six. 
  BOTTOM 
  No, make it two more; let it be written in eight and eight. 
  SNOUT 
  Will not the ladies be afeard of the lion? 
  STARVELING 
  I fear it, I promise you. 
  BOTTOM 
  Masters, you ought to consider with yourselves: to bring in, 
  God shield us! a lion among ladies is a most dreadful thing: 
  for there is not a more fearful wild-fowl than your lion living; 
  and we ought to look to it. 
  SNOUT 
  Therefore another prologue must tell he is not a lion. 
  BOTTOM 
  Nay, you must name his name, and half his face must be seen 
  through the lion's neck; and he himself must speak through, 
  saying thus, or to the same defect, - 'Ladies,' or, 'Fair ladies, I 
  would wish you, or, I would request you, or, I would entreat you, 
  not to fear, not to tremble: my life for yours. If you think I 
  come hither as a lion, it were pity of my life. No, I am no such 
  thing; I am a man as other men are:' - and there, indeed, let him 
  name his name, and tell them plainly he is Snug the joiner. 
  QUINCE 
  Well, it shall be so. But there is two hard things; that 
  is, to bring the moonlight into a chamber: for, you know, 
  Pyramus and Thisbe meet by moonlight. 
  SNOUT 
  Doth the moon shine that night we play our play? 
  BOTTOM 
  A calendar, a calendar! look in the almanack; find out 
  moonshine, find out moonshine. 
  QUINCE 
  Yes, it doth shine that night. 
  BOTTOM 
  Why, then may you leave a casement of the great chamber-window, 
  where we play, open; and the moon may shine in at the casement. 
  QUINCE 
  Ay; or else one must come in with a bush of thorns and a 
  lantern, and say he comes to disfigure or to present the person 
  of moonshine. Then there is another thing: we must have a 
  wall in the great chamber; for Pyramus and Thisby, says the 
  story, did talk through the chink of a wall. 
  SNOUT 
  You can never bring in a wall. - What say you, Bottom? 
  BOTTOM 
  Some man or other must present wall: and let him have 
  some plaster, or some loam, or some rough-cast about him, to 
  signify wall; and let him hold his fingers thus, and through that 
  cranny shall Pyramus and Thisby whisper. 
  QUINCE 
  If that may be, then all is well. Come, sit down, every 
  mother's son, and rehearse your parts. Pyramus, you begin: 
  when you have spoken your speech, enter into that brake; and so 
  every one according to his cue. 
  [Enter PUCK behind.] 
  PUCK 
  What hempen homespuns have we swaggering here, 
  So near the cradle of the fairy queen? 
  What, a play toward! I'll be an auditor; 
  An actor too perhaps, if I see cause. 
  QUINCE 
  Speak, Pyramus. - Thisby, stand forth. 
  PYRAMUS 
    'Thisby, the flowers of odious savours sweet,' 
  QUINCE 
  Odours, odours. 
  PYRAMUS 
    ' - odours savours sweet: 
    So hath thy breath, my dearest Thisby dear. -  
  But hark, a voice! stay thou but here awhile, 
    And by and by I will to thee appear.' 
  [Exit.] 
  PUCK 
  A stranger Pyramus than e'er played here! 
  [Aside. - Exit.] 
  THISBE 
  Must I speak now? 
  QUINCE 
  Ay, marry, must you: for you must understand he goes 
  but to see a noise that he heard, and is to come again. 
  THISBE 
    'Most radiant Pyramus, most lily white of hue, 
    Of colour like the red rose on triumphant brier, 
  Most brisky juvenal, and eke most lovely Jew, 
    As true as truest horse, that would never tire, 
  I'll meet thee, Pyramus, at Ninny's tomb.' 
  QUINCE 
  Ninus' tomb, man: why, you must not speak that yet: 
  that you answer to Pyramus. You speak all your part at once, 
  cues, and all. - Pyramus enter: your cue is past; it is 'never 
  tire.' 
  [Re-enter PUCK, and BOTTOM with an ass's head.] 
  THISBE 
  O,' - As true as truest horse, that yet would never tire.' 
  PYRAMUS 
  'If I were fair, Thisby, I were only thine: - ' 
  QUINCE 
  O monstrous! O strange! we are haunted. Pray, masters! 
  fly, masters! Help! 
  [Exeunt Clowns.] 
  PUCK 
  I'll follow you; I'll lead you about a round, 
    Through bog, through bush, through brake, through brier; 
  Sometime a horse I'll be, sometime a hound, 
    A hog, a headless bear, sometime a fire; 
  And neigh, and bark, and grunt, and roar, and burn, 
  Like horse, hound, hog, bear, fire, at every turn. 
  [Exit.] 
  BOTTOM 
  Why do they run away? This is a knavery of them to make 
  me afeard. 
  [Re-enter SNOUT.] 
  SNOUT 
  O Bottom, thou art changed! What do I see on thee? 
  BOTTOM 
  What do you see? you see an ass-head of your own, do you? 
  [Re-enter QUINCE.] 
  QUINCE 
  Bless thee, Bottom! bless thee! thou art translated. 
  [Exit.] 
  BOTTOM 
  I see their knavery: this is to make an ass of me; to 
  fright me, if they could. But I will not stir from this 
  place, do what they can: I will walk up and down here, 
  and I will sing, that they shall hear I am not afraid. 
  [Sings.] 
     The ousel cock, so black of hue, 
       With orange-tawny bill, 
     The throstle with his note so true, 
       The wren with little quill. 
  TITANIA 
  [Waking.] 
  What angel wakes me from my flowery bed? 
  BOTTOM 
  [Sings.] 
     The finch, the sparrow, and the lark, 
       The plain-song cuckoo gray, 
     Whose note full many a man doth mark, 
       And dares not answer nay; -  
  for, indeed, who would set his wit to so foolish a bird? 
  Who would give a bird the lie, though he cry 'cuckoo' never so? 
  TITANIA 
  I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again; 
  Mine ear is much enamour'd of thy note. 
  So is mine eye enthralled to thy shape; 
  And thy fair virtue's force perforce doth move me, 
  On the first view, to say, to swear, I love thee. 
  BOTTOM 
  Methinks, mistress, you should have little reason for 
  that: and yet, to say the truth, reason and love keep little 
  company together now-a-days: the more the pity that some honest 
  neighbours will not make them friends. Nay, I can gleek upon 
  occasion. 
  TITANIA 
  Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful. 
  BOTTOM 
  Not so, neither: but if I had wit enough to get out of 
  this wood, I have enough to serve mine own turn. 
  TITANIA 
  Out of this wood do not desire to go; 
  Thou shalt remain here whether thou wilt or no. 
  I am a spirit of no common rate, -  
  The summer still doth tend upon my state; 
  And I do love thee: therefore, go with me, 
  I'll give thee fairies to attend on thee; 
  And they shall fetch thee jewels from the deep, 
  And sing, while thou on pressed flowers dost sleep: 
  And I will purge thy mortal grossness so 
  That thou shalt like an airy spirit go. -  
  Peasblossom! Cobweb! Moth! and Mustardseed! 
  [Enter Four Fairies.] 
  FIRST FAIRY 
  Ready. 
  SECOND FAIRY 
       And I. 
  THIRD FAIRY 
            And I. 
  FOURTH FAIRY 
                 Where shall we go? 
  TITANIA 
  Be kind and courteous to this gentleman; 
  Hop in his walks and gambol in his eyes; 
  Feed him with apricocks and dewberries, 
  With purple grapes, green figs, and mulberries; 
  The honey bags steal from the humble-bees, 
  And, for night-tapers, crop their waxen thighs, 
  And light them at the fiery glow-worm's eyes, 
  To have my love to bed and to arise; 
  And pluck the wings from painted butterflies, 
  To fan the moonbeams from his sleeping eyes: 
  Nod to him, elves, and do him courtesies. 
  FIRST FAIRY 
  Hail, mortal! 
  SECOND FAIRY 
  Hail! 
  THIRD FAIRY 
  Hail! 
  FOURTH FAIRY 
  Hail! 
  BOTTOM 
  I cry your worships mercy, heartily. - I beseech your 
  worship's name. 
  COBWEB 
  Cobweb. 
  BOTTOM 
  I shall desire you of more acquaintance, good Master Cobweb. If I 
  cut my finger, I shall make bold with you. - Your name, honest 
  gentleman? 
  PEASBLOSSOM 
  Peasblossom. 
  BOTTOM 
  I pray you, commend me to Mistress Squash, your mother, and 
  to Master Peascod, your father. Good Master Peasblossom, I 
  shall desire you of more acquaintance too. - Your name, I beseech 
  you, sir? 
  MUSTARDSEED 
  Mustardseed. 
  BOTTOM 
  Good Master Mustardseed, I know your patience well: 
  That same cowardly giant-like ox-beef hath devoured many a 
  gentleman of your house: I promise you your kindred hath made my 
  eyes water ere now. I desire you of more acquaintance, good 
  Master Mustardseed. 
  TITANIA 
    Come, wait upon him; lead him to my bower. 
    The moon, methinks, looks with a watery eye; 
  And when she weeps, weeps every little flower; 
    Lamenting some enforcèd chastity. 
    Tie up my love's tongue, bring him silently. 
  [Exeunt.] 
  SCENE II. Another part of the wood. 
  [Enter OBERON.] 
  OBERON 
  I wonder if Titania be awak'd; 
  Then, what it was that next came in her eye, 
  Which she must dote on in extremity. 
  [Enter PUCK.] 
  Here comes my messenger. - How now, mad spirit? 
  What night-rule now about this haunted grove? 
  PUCK 
  My mistress with a monster is in love. 
  Near to her close and consecrated bower, 
  While she was in her dull and sleeping hour, 
  A crew of patches, rude mechanicals, 
  That work for bread upon Athenian stalls, 
  Were met together to rehearse a play 
  Intended for great Theseus' nuptial day. 
  The shallowest thickskin of that barren sort 
  Who Pyramus presented in their sport, 
  Forsook his scene and enter'd in a brake; 
  When I did him at this advantage take, 
  An ass's nowl I fixèd on his head; 
  Anon, his Thisbe must be answered, 
  And forth my mimic comes. When they him spy, 
  As wild geese that the creeping fowler eye, 
  Or russet-pated choughs, many in sort, 
  Rising and cawing at the gun's report, 
  Sever themselves and madly sweep the sky, 
  So at his sight away his fellows fly: 
  And at our stamp here, o'er and o'er one falls; 
  He murder cries, and help from Athens calls. 
  Their sense thus weak, lost with their fears, thus strong, 
  Made senseless things begin to do them wrong; 
  For briers and thorns at their apparel snatch; 
  Some sleeves, some hats: from yielders all things catch. 
  I led them on in this distracted fear, 
  And left sweet Pyramus translated there: 
  When in that moment, - so it came to pass, -  
  Titania wak'd, and straightway lov'd an ass. 
  OBERON 
  This falls out better than I could devise. 
  But hast thou yet latch'd the Athenian's eyes 
  With the love-juice, as I did bid thee do? 
  PUCK 
  I took him sleeping, - that is finish'd too, -  
  And the Athenian woman by his side; 
  That, when he wak'd, of force she must be ey'd. 
  [Enter DEMETRIUS and HERMIA.] 
  OBERON 
  Stand close; this is the same Athenian. 
  PUCK 
  This is the woman, but not this the man. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  O, why rebuke you him that loves you so? 
  Lay breath so bitter on your bitter foe. 
  HERMIA 
  Now I but chide, but I should use thee worse; 
  For thou, I fear, hast given me cause to curse. 
  If thou hast slain Lysander in his sleep, 
  Being o'er shoes in blood, plunge in the deep, 
  And kill me too. 
  The sun was not so true unto the day 
  As he to me: would he have stol'n away 
  From sleeping Hermia? I'll believe as soon 
  This whole earth may be bor'd; and that the moon 
  May through the centre creep and so displease 
  Her brother's noontide with the antipodes. 
  It cannot be but thou hast murder'd him; 
  So should a murderer look; so dead, so grim. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  So should the murder'd look; and so should I, 
  Pierc'd through the heart with your stern cruelty: 
  Yet you, the murderer, look as bright, as clear, 
  As yonder Venus in her glimmering sphere. 
  HERMIA 
  What's this to my Lysander? where is he? 
  Ah, good Demetrius, wilt thou give him me? 
  DEMETRIUS 
  I had rather give his carcass to my hounds. 
  HERMIA 
  Out, dog! out, cur! thou driv'st me past the bounds 
  Of maiden's patience. Hast thou slain him, then? 
  Henceforth be never number'd among men! 
  Oh! once tell true; tell true, even for my sake; 
  Durst thou have look'd upon him, being awake, 
  And hast thou kill'd him sleeping? O brave touch! 
  Could not a worm, an adder, do so much? 
  An adder did it; for with doubler tongue 
  Than thine, thou serpent, never adder stung. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  You spend your passion on a mispris'd mood: 
  I am not guilty of Lysander's blood; 
  Nor is he dead, for aught that I can tell. 
  HERMIA 
  I pray thee, tell me, then, that he is well. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  An if I could, what should I get therefore? 
  HERMIA 
  A privilege never to see me more. -  
  And from thy hated presence part I so: 
  See me no more whether he be dead or no. 
  [Exit.] 
  DEMETRIUS 
  There is no following her in this fierce vein: 
  Here, therefore, for a while I will remain. 
  So sorrow's heaviness doth heavier grow 
  For debt that bankrupt sleep doth sorrow owe; 
  Which now in some slight measure it will pay, 
  If for his tender here I make some stay. 
  [Lies down.] 
  OBERON 
  What hast thou done? thou hast mistaken quite, 
  And laid the love-juice on some true-love's sight: 
  Of thy misprision must perforce ensue 
  Some true love turn'd, and not a false turn'd true. 
  PUCK 
  Then fate o'er-rules, that, one man holding troth, 
  A million fail, confounding oath on oath. 
  OBERON 
  About the wood go, swifter than the wind, 
  And Helena of Athens look thou find: 
  All fancy-sick she is, and pale of cheer, 
  With sighs of love, that costs the fresh blood dear. 
  By some illusion see thou bring her here; 
  I'll charm his eyes against she do appear. 
  PUCK 
  I go, I go; look how I go, -  
  Swifter than arrow from the Tartar's bow. 
  [Exit.] 
  OBERON 
    Flower of this purple dye, 
    Hit with Cupid's archery, 
    Sink in apple of his eye! 
    When his love he doth espy, 
    Let her shine as gloriously 
    As the Venus of the sky. -  
    When thou wak'st, if she be by, 
    Beg of her for remedy. 
  [Re-enter PUCK.] 
  PUCK 
    Captain of our fairy band, 
    Helena is here at hand, 
    And the youth mistook by me 
    Pleading for a lover's fee; 
    Shall we their fond pageant see? 
    Lord, what fools these mortals be! 
  OBERON 
    Stand aside: the noise they make 
    Will cause Demetrius to awake. 
  PUCK 
    Then will two at once woo one, -  
    That must needs be sport alone; 
    And those things do best please me 
    That befall preposterously. 
  [Enter LYSANDER and HELENA.] 
  LYSANDER 
  Why should you think that I should woo in scorn? 
    Scorn and derision never come in tears. 
  Look when I vow, I weep; and vows so born, 
    In their nativity all truth appears. 
  How can these things in me seem scorn to you, 
  Bearing the badge of faith, to prove them true? 
  HELENA 
  You do advance your cunning more and more. 
    When truth kills truth, O devilish-holy fray! 
  These vows are Hermia's: will you give her o'er? 
    Weigh oath with oath, and you will nothing weigh: 
  Your vows to her and me, put in two scales, 
  Will even weigh; and both as light as tales. 
  LYSANDER 
  I had no judgment when to her I swore. 
  HELENA 
  Nor none, in my mind, now you give her o'er. 
  LYSANDER 
  Demetrius loves her, and he loves not you. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  [Awaking.] 
  O Helen, goddess, nymph, perfect, divine! 
  To what, my love, shall I compare thine eyne? 
  Crystal is muddy. O, how ripe in show 
  Thy lips, those kissing cherries, tempting grow! 
  That pure congealed white, high Taurus' snow, 
  Fann'd with the eastern wind, turns to a crow 
  When thou hold'st up thy hand: O, let me kiss 
  This princess of pure white, this seal of bliss! 
  HELENA 
  O spite! O hell! I see you all are bent 
  To set against me for your merriment. 
  If you were civil, and knew courtesy, 
  You would not do me thus much injury. 
  Can you not hate me, as I know you do, 
  But you must join in souls to mock me too? 
  If you were men, as men you are in show, 
  You would not use a gentle lady so; 
  To vow, and swear, and superpraise my parts, 
  When I am sure you hate me with your hearts. 
  You both are rivals, and love Hermia; 
  And now both rivals, to mock Helena: 
  A trim exploit, a manly enterprise, 
  To conjure tears up in a poor maid's eyes 
  With your derision! None of noble sort 
  Would so offend a virgin, and extort 
  A poor soul's patience, all to make you sport. 
  LYSANDER 
  You are unkind, Demetrius; be not so; 
  For you love Hermia: this you know I know: 
  And here, with all good will, with all my heart, 
  In Hermia's love I yield you up my part; 
  And yours of Helena to me bequeath, 
  Whom I do love and will do till my death. 
  HELENA 
  Never did mockers waste more idle breath. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  Lysander, keep thy Hermia; I will none: 
  If e'er I lov'd her, all that love is gone. 
  My heart to her but as guest-wise sojourn'd; 
  And now to Helen is it home return'd, 
  There to remain. 
  LYSANDER 
                   Helen, it is not so. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  Disparage not the faith thou dost not know, 
  Lest, to thy peril, thou aby it dear. -  
  Look where thy love comes; yonder is thy dear. 
  [Enter HERMIA.] 
  HERMIA 
  Dark night, that from the eye his function takes, 
  The ear more quick of apprehension makes; 
  Wherein it doth impair the seeing sense, 
  It pays the hearing double recompense: -  
  Thou art not by mine eye, Lysander, found; 
  Mine ear, I thank it, brought me to thy sound. 
  But why unkindly didst thou leave me so? 
  LYSANDER 
  Why should he stay whom love doth press to go? 
  HERMIA 
  What love could press Lysander from my side? 
  LYSANDER 
  Lysander's love, that would not let him bide, -  
  Fair Helena, - who more engilds the night 
  Than all yon fiery oes and eyes of light. 
  Why seek'st thou me? could not this make thee know 
  The hate I bare thee made me leave thee so? 
  HERMIA 
  You speak not as you think; it cannot be. 
  HELENA 
  Lo, she is one of this confederacy! 
  Now I perceive they have conjoin'd all three 
  To fashion this false sport in spite of me. 
  Injurious Hermia! most ungrateful maid! 
  Have you conspir'd, have you with these contriv'd, 
  To bait me with this foul derision? 
  Is all the counsel that we two have shar'd, 
  The sisters' vows, the hours that we have spent, 
  When we have chid the hasty-footed time 
  For parting us, - O, is all forgot? 
  All school-days' friendship, childhood innocence? 
  We, Hermia, like two artificial gods, 
  Have with our needles created both one flower, 
  Both on one sampler, sitting on one cushion, 
  Both warbling of one song, both in one key; 
  As if our hands, our sides, voices, and minds, 
  Had been incorporate. So we grew together, 
  Like to a double cherry, seeming parted; 
  But yet a union in partition, 
  Two lovely berries moulded on one stem: 
  So, with two seeming bodies, but one heart; 
  Two of the first, like coats in heraldry, 
  Due but to one, and crowned with one crest. 
  And will you rent our ancient love asunder, 
  To join with men in scorning your poor friend? 
  It is not friendly, 'tis not maidenly: 
  Our sex, as well as I, may chide you for it, 
  Though I alone do feel the injury. 
  HERMIA 
  I am amazed at your passionate words: 
  I scorn you not; it seems that you scorn me. 
  HELENA 
  Have you not set Lysander, as in scorn, 
  To follow me, and praise my eyes and face? 
  And made your other love, Demetrius, -  
  Who even but now did spurn me with his foot, -  
  To call me goddess, nymph, divine, and rare, 
  Precious, celestial? Wherefore speaks he this 
  To her he hates? and wherefore doth Lysander 
  Deny your love, so rich within his soul, 
  And tender me, forsooth, affection, 
  But by your setting on, by your consent? 
  What though I be not so in grace as you, 
  So hung upon with love, so fortunate; 
  But miserable most, to love unlov'd? 
  This you should pity rather than despise. 
  HERMIA 
  I understand not what you mean by this. 
  HELENA 
  Ay, do persever, counterfeit sad looks, 
  Make mows upon me when I turn my back; 
  Wink each at other; hold the sweet jest up: 
  This sport, well carried, shall be chronicled. 
  If you have any pity, grace, or manners, 
  You would not make me such an argument. 
  But fare ye well: 'tis partly my own fault; 
  Which death, or absence, soon shall remedy. 
  LYSANDER 
  Stay, gentle Helena; hear my excuse; 
  My love, my life, my soul, fair Helena! 
  HELENA 
  O excellent! 
  HERMIA 
               Sweet, do not scorn her so. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  If she cannot entreat, I can compel. 
  LYSANDER 
  Thou canst compel no more than she entreat; 
  Thy threats have no more strength than her weak prayers. -  
  Helen, I love thee; by my life I do; 
  I swear by that which I will lose for thee 
  To prove him false that says I love thee not. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  I say I love thee more than he can do. 
  LYSANDER 
  If thou say so, withdraw, and prove it too. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  Quick, come, -  
  HERMIA 
                 Lysander, whereto tends all this? 
  LYSANDER 
  Away, you Ethiope! 
  DEMETRIUS 
                     No, no, sir: - he will 
  Seem to break loose; take on as you would follow: 
  But yet come not. You are a tame man; go! 
  LYSANDER 
  Hang off, thou cat, thou burr: vile thing, let loose, 
  Or I will shake thee from me like a serpent. 
  HERMIA 
  Why are you grown so rude? what change is this, 
  Sweet love? 
  LYSANDER 
              Thy love! out, tawny Tartar, out! 
  Out, loathed medicine! hated potion, hence! 
  HERMIA 
  Do you not jest? 
  HELENA 
                   Yes, sooth; and so do you. 
  LYSANDER 
  Demetrius, I will keep my word with thee. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  I would I had your bond; for I perceive 
  A weak bond holds you; I'll not trust your word. 
  LYSANDER 
  What! should I hurt her, strike her, kill her dead? 
  Although I hate her, I'll not harm her so. 
  HERMIA 
  What! can you do me greater harm than hate? 
  Hate me! wherefore? O me! what news, my love? 
  Am not I Hermia? Are not you Lysander? 
  I am as fair now as I was erewhile. 
  Since night you lov'd me; yet since night you left me: 
  Why then, you left me, - O, the gods forbid! -  
  In earnest, shall I say? 
  LYSANDER 
                           Ay, by my life; 
  And never did desire to see thee more. 
  Therefore be out of hope, of question, doubt, 
  Be certain, nothing truer; 'tis no jest 
  That I do hate thee and love Helena. 
  HERMIA 
  O me! you juggler! you cankerblossom! 
  You thief of love! What! have you come by night, 
  And stol'n my love's heart from him? 
  HELENA 
                                       Fine, i' faith! 
  Have you no modesty, no maiden shame, 
  No touch of bashfulness? What! will you tear 
  Impatient answers from my gentle tongue? 
  Fie, fie! you counterfeit, you puppet, you! 
  HERMIA 
  Puppet! why so? Ay, that way goes the game. 
  Now I perceive that she hath made compare 
  Between our statures; she hath urg'd her height; 
  And with her personage, her tall personage, 
  Her height, forsooth, she hath prevail'd with him. -  
  And are you grown so high in his esteem 
  Because I am so dwarfish and so low? 
  How low am I, thou painted maypole? speak; 
  How low am I? I am not yet so low 
  But that my nails can reach unto thine eyes. 
  HELENA 
  I pray you, though you mock me, gentlemen, 
  Let her not hurt me. I was never curst; 
  I have no gift at all in shrewishness; 
  I am a right maid for my cowardice; 
  Let her not strike me. You perhaps may think, 
  Because she is something lower than myself, 
  That I can match her. 
  HERMIA 
                        Lower! hark, again. 
  HELENA 
  Good Hermia, do not be so bitter with me. 
  I evermore did love you, Hermia; 
  Did ever keep your counsels; never wrong'd you; 
  Save that, in love unto Demetrius, 
  I told him of your stealth unto this wood: 
  He follow'd you; for love I follow'd him; 
  But he hath chid me hence, and threaten'd me 
  To strike me, spurn me, nay, to kill me too: 
  And now, so you will let me quiet go, 
  To Athens will I bear my folly back, 
  And follow you no farther. Let me go: 
  You see how simple and how fond I am. 
  HERMIA 
  Why, get you gone: who is't that hinders you? 
  HELENA 
  A foolish heart that I leave here behind. 
  HERMIA 
  What! with Lysander? 
  HELENA 
                       With Demetrius. 
  LYSANDER 
  Be not afraid; she shall not harm thee, Helena. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  No, sir, she shall not, though you take her part. 
  HELENA 
  O, when she's angry, she is keen and shrewd: 
  She was a vixen when she went to school; 
  And, though she be but little, she is fierce. 
  HERMIA 
  Little again! nothing but low and little! -  
  Why will you suffer her to flout me thus? 
  Let me come to her. 
  LYSANDER 
                      Get you gone, you dwarf; 
  You minimus, of hind'ring knot-grass made; 
  You bead, you acorn. 
  DEMETRIUS 
                       You are too officious 
  In her behalf that scorns your services. 
  Let her alone: speak not of Helena; 
  Take not her part; for if thou dost intend 
  Never so little show of love to her, 
  Thou shalt aby it. 
  LYSANDER 
                     Now she holds me not; 
  Now follow, if thou dar'st, to try whose right, 
  Of thine or mine, is most in Helena. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  Follow! nay, I'll go with thee, cheek by jole. 
  [Exeunt LYSANDER and DEMETRIUS.] 
  HERMIA 
  You, mistress, all this coil is 'long of you: 
  Nay, go not back. 
  HELENA 
                    I will not trust you, I; 
  Nor longer stay in your curst company. 
  Your hands than mine are quicker for a fray; 
  My legs are longer though, to run away. 
  [Exit.] 
  HERMIA 
  I am amaz'd, and know not what to say. 
  [Exit, pursuing HELENA.] 
  OBERON 
  This is thy negligence: still thou mistak'st, 
  Or else commit'st thy knaveries willfully. 
  PUCK 
  Believe me, king of shadows, I mistook. 
  Did not you tell me I should know the man 
  By the Athenian garments he had on? 
  And so far blameless proves my enterprise 
  That I have 'nointed an Athenian's eyes: 
  And so far am I glad it so did sort, 
  As this their jangling I esteem a sport. 
  OBERON 
  Thou seest these lovers seek a place to fight; 
  Hie therefore, Robin, overcast the night; 
  The starry welkin cover thou anon 
  With drooping fog, as black as Acheron, 
  And lead these testy rivals so astray 
  As one come not within another's way. 
  Like to Lysander sometime frame thy tongue, 
  Then stir Demetrius up with bitter wrong; 
  And sometime rail thou like Demetrius; 
  And from each other look thou lead them thus, 
  Till o'er their brows death-counterfeiting sleep 
  With leaden legs and batty wings doth creep: 
  Then crush this herb into Lysander's eye; 
  Whose liquor hath this virtuous property, 
  To take from thence all error with his might 
  And make his eyeballs roll with wonted sight. 
  When they next wake, all this derision 
  Shall seem a dream and fruitless vision; 
  And back to Athens shall the lovers wend 
  With league whose date till death shall never end. 
  Whiles I in this affair do thee employ, 
  I'll to my queen, and beg her Indian boy; 
  And then I will her charmed eye release 
  From monster's view, and all things shall be peace. 
  PUCK 
  My fairy lord, this must be done with haste, 
  For night's swift dragons cut the clouds full fast; 
  And yonder shines Aurora's harbinger, 
  At whose approach ghosts, wandering here and there, 
  Troop home to churchyards: damned spirits all, 
  That in cross-ways and floods have burial, 
  Already to their wormy beds are gone; 
  For fear lest day should look their shames upon 
  They wilfully exile themselves from light, 
  And must for aye consort with black-brow'd night. 
  OBERON 
  But we are spirits of another sort: 
  I with the morning's love have oft made sport; 
  And, like a forester, the groves may tread 
  Even till the eastern gate, all fiery-red, 
  Opening on Neptune with fair blessed beams, 
  Turns into yellow gold his salt-green streams. 
  But, notwithstanding, haste; make no delay: 
  We may effect this business yet ere day. 
  [Exit OBERON.] 
  PUCK 
    Up and down, up and down; 
    I will lead them up and down: 
    I am fear'd in field and town. 
    Goblin, lead them up and down. 
  Here comes one. 
  [Enter LYSANDER.] 
  LYSANDER 
  Where art thou, proud Demetrius? speak thou now. 
  PUCK 
  Here, villain; drawn and ready. Where art thou? 
  LYSANDER 
  I will be with thee straight. 
  PUCK 
                                Follow me, then, 
  To plainer ground. 
  [Exit LYSANDER as following the voice.] 
  [Enter DEMETRIUS.] 
  DEMETRIUS 
                     Lysander! speak again. 
  Thou runaway, thou coward, art thou fled? 
  Speak. In some bush? where dost thou hide thy head? 
  PUCK 
  Thou coward, art thou bragging to the stars, 
  Telling the bushes that thou look'st for wars, 
  And wilt not come? Come, recreant; come, thou child; 
  I'll whip thee with a rod: he is defiled 
  That draws a sword on thee. 
  DEMETRIUS 
                              Yea, art thou there? 
  PUCK 
  Follow my voice; we'll try no manhood here. 
  [Exeunt.] 
  [Re-enter LYSANDER.] 
  LYSANDER 
  He goes before me, and still dares me on; 
  When I come where he calls, then he is gone. 
  The villain is much lighter heeled than I: 
  I follow'd fast, but faster he did fly; 
  That fallen am I in dark uneven way, 
  And here will rest me.  Come, thou gentle day! 
  [Lies down.] 
  For if but once thou show me thy grey light, 
  I'll find Demetrius, and revenge this spite. 
  [Sleeps.] 
  [Re-enter PUCK and DEMETRIUS.] 
  PUCK 
  Ho, ho, ho, ho! Coward, why com'st thou not? 
  DEMETRIUS 
  Abide me, if thou dar'st; for well I wot 
  Thou runn'st before me, shifting every place; 
  And dar'st not stand, nor look me in the face. 
  Where art thou? 
  PUCK 
                  Come hither; I am here. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  Nay, then, thou mock'st me. 
  Thou shalt buy this dear, 
  If ever I thy face by daylight see: 
  Now, go thy way. Faintness constraineth me 
  To measure out my length on this cold bed. -  
  By day's approach look to be visited. 
  [Lies down and sleeps.] 
  [Enter HELENA.] 
  HELENA 
  O weary night, O long and tedious night, 
  Abate thy hours! Shine comforts from the east, 
  That I may back to Athens by daylight, 
  From these that my poor company detest: -  
  And sleep, that sometimes shuts up sorrow's eye, 
  Steal me awhile from mine own company. 
  [Sleeps.] 
  PUCK 
    Yet but three? Come one more; 
    Two of both kinds makes up four. 
    Here she comes, curst and sad: -  
    Cupid is a knavish lad, 
    Thus to make poor females mad. 
  [Enter HERMIA.] 
  HERMIA 
  Never so weary, never so in woe, 
    Bedabbled with the dew, and torn with briers; 
  I can no further crawl, no further go; 
    My legs can keep no pace with my desires. 
  Here will I rest me till the break of day. 
  Heavens shield Lysander, if they mean a fray! 
  [Lies down.] 
  PUCK 
    On the ground 
    Sleep sound: 
    I'll apply 
    To your eye, 
    Gentle lover, remedy. 
  [Squeezing the juice on LYSANDER'S eye.] 
    When thou wak'st, 
    Thou tak'st 
    True delight 
    In the sight 
  Of thy former lady's eye: 
  And the country proverb known, 
  That every man should take his own, 
  In your waking shall be shown: 
    Jack shall have Jill; 
    Nought shall go ill; 
  The man shall have his mare again, and all shall be well. 
  [Exit PUCK. - DEMETRIUS, HELENA &c, sleep.] 
  ACT IV 
  SCENE I. The Wood. 
  [Enter TITANIA and BOTTOM; PEASBLOSSOM, COBWEB, MOTH, 
  MUSTARDSEED, and other FAIRIES attending; OBERON behind, unseen.] 
  TITANIA 
  Come, sit thee down upon this flowery bed, 
    While I thy amiable cheeks do coy, 
  And stick musk-roses in thy sleek smooth head, 
    And kiss thy fair large ears, my gentle joy. 
  BOTTOM 
  Where's Peasblossom? 
  PEASBLOSSOM 
  Ready. 
  BOTTOM 
  Scratch my head, Peasblossom. -  
  Where's Monsieur Cobweb? 
  COBWEB 
  Ready. 
  BOTTOM 
  Monsieur Cobweb; good monsieur, get you your weapons in 
  your hand and kill me a red-hipped humble-bee on the top of a 
  thistle; and, good monsieur, bring me the honey-bag. Do not 
  fret yourself too much in the action, monsieur; and, good 
  monsieur, have a care the honey-bag break not; I would be 
  loath to have you overflown with a honey-bag, signior. -  
  Where's Monsieur Mustardseed? 
  MUSTARDSEED 
  Ready. 
  BOTTOM 
  Give me your neif, Monsieur Mustardseed. 
  Pray you, leave your curtsy, good monsieur. 
  MUSTARDSEED 
  What's your will? 
  BOTTOM 
  Nothing, good monsieur, but to help Cavalero Cobweb to 
  scratch. I must to the barber's, monsieur; for methinks I am 
  marvellous hairy about the face; and I am such a tender ass, 
  if my hair do but tickle me I must scratch. 
  TITANIA 
  What, wilt thou hear some music, my sweet love? 
  BOTTOM 
  I have a reasonable good ear in music; let us have the 
  tongs and the bones. 
  TITANIA 
  Or say, sweet love, what thou desirest to eat. 
  BOTTOM 
  Truly, a peck of provender; I could munch your good dry 
  oats. Methinks I have a great desire to a bottle of hay: good 
  hay, sweet hay, hath no fellow. 
  TITANIA 
  I have a venturous fairy that shall seek 
  The squirrel's hoard, and fetch thee new nuts. 
  BOTTOM 
  I had rather have a handful or two of dried peas. But, 
  I pray you, let none of your people stir me; I have an 
  exposition of sleep come upon me. 
  TITANIA 
  Sleep thou, and I will wind thee in my arms. 
  Fairies, be gone, and be all ways away. 
  So doth the woodbine the sweet honeysuckle 
  Gently entwist, - the female ivy so 
  Enrings the barky fingers of the elm. 
  O, how I love thee! how I dote on thee! 
  [They sleep.] 
  [OBERON advances. Enter PUCK.] 
  OBERON 
  Welcome, good Robin. Seest thou this sweet sight? 
  Her dotage now I do begin to pity. 
  For, meeting her of late behind the wood, 
  Seeking sweet favours for this hateful fool, 
  I did upbraid her and fall out with her: 
  For she his hairy temples then had rounded 
  With coronet of fresh and fragrant flowers; 
  And that same dew, which sometime on the buds 
  Was wont to swell like round and orient pearls, 
  Stood now within the pretty flow'rets' eyes, 
  Like tears that did their own disgrace bewail. 
  When I had, at my pleasure, taunted her, 
  And she, in mild terms, begg'd my patience, 
  I then did ask of her her changeling child; 
  Which straight she gave me, and her fairy sent 
  To bear him to my bower in fairy-land. 
  And now I have the boy, I will undo 
  This hateful imperfection of her eyes. 
  And, gentle Puck, take this transformed scalp 
  From off the head of this Athenian swain, 
  That he awaking when the other do, 
  May all to Athens back again repair, 
  And think no more of this night's accidents 
  But as the fierce vexation of a dream. 
  But first I will release the fairy queen. 
    Be as thou wast wont to be; 
  [Touching her eyes with an herb.] 
    See as thou was wont to see. 
    Dian's bud o'er Cupid's flower 
    Hath such force and blessed power. 
  Now, my Titania; wake you, my sweet queen. 
  TITANIA 
  My Oberon! what visions have I seen! 
  Methought I was enamour'd of an ass. 
  OBERON 
  There lies your love. 
  TITANIA 
                        How came these things to pass? 
  O, how mine eyes do loathe his visage now! 
  OBERON 
  Silence awhile. - Robin, take off this head. 
  Titania, music call; and strike more dead 
  Than common sleep, of all these five, the sense. 
  TITANIA 
  Music, ho! music; such as charmeth sleep. 
  PUCK 
  Now when thou wak'st, with thine own fool's eyes peep. 
  OBERON 
  Sound, music. [Still music.] Come, my queen, take hands with me, 
  And rock the ground whereon these sleepers be. 
  Now thou and I are new in amity, 
  And will to-morrow midnight solemnly 
  Dance in Duke Theseus' house triumphantly, 
  And bless it to all fair prosperity: 
  There shall the pairs of faithful lovers be 
  Wedded, with Theseus, all in jollity. 
  PUCK 
  Fairy king, attend and mark; 
  I do hear the morning lark. 
  OBERON 
    Then, my queen, in silence sad, 
    Trip we after night's shade. 
    We the globe can compass soon, 
    Swifter than the wand'ring moon. 
  TITANIA 
    Come, my lord; and in our flight, 
    Tell me how it came this night 
    That I sleeping here was found 
    With these mortals on the ground. 
  [Exeunt. Horns sound within.] 
  [Enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, EGEUS, and Train.] 
  THESEUS 
  Go, one of you, find out the forester; -  
  For now our observation is perform'd; 
  And since we have the vaward of the day, 
  My love shall hear the music of my hounds, -  
  Uncouple in the western valley; go: -  
  Despatch, I say, and find the forester. -  
  [Exit an ATTENDANT.] 
  We will, fair queen, up to the mountain's top, 
  And mark the musical confusion 
  Of hounds and echo in conjunction. 
  HIPPOLYTA 
  I was with Hercules and Cadmus once 
  When in a wood of Crete they bay'd the bear 
  With hounds of Sparta: never did I hear 
  Such gallant chiding; for, besides the groves, 
  The skies, the fountains, every region near 
  Seem'd all one mutual cry: I never heard 
  So musical a discord, such sweet thunder. 
  THESEUS 
  My hounds are bred out of the Spartan kind, 
  So flew'd, so sanded; and their heads are hung 
  With ears that sweep away the morning dew; 
  Crook-knee'd and dew-lap'd like Thessalian bulls; 
  Slow in pursuit, but match'd in mouth like bells, 
  Each under each. A cry more tuneable 
  Was never holla'd to, nor cheer'd with horn, 
  In Crete, in Sparta, nor in Thessaly. 
  Judge when you hear. - But, soft, what nymphs are these? 
  EGEUS 
  My lord, this is my daughter here asleep; 
  And this Lysander; this Demetrius is; 
  This Helena, old Nedar's Helena: 
  I wonder of their being here together. 
  THESEUS 
  No doubt they rose up early to observe 
  The rite of May; and, hearing our intent, 
  Came here in grace of our solemnity. -  
  But speak, Egeus; is not this the day 
  That Hermia should give answer of her choice? 
  EGEUS 
  It is, my lord. 
  THESEUS 
  Go, bid the huntsmen wake them with their horns. 
  [Horns, and shout within. DEMETRIUS, LYSANDER,HERMIA, and HELENA 
  awake and start up.] 
  Good-morrow, friends. Saint Valentine is past; 
  Begin these wood-birds but to couple now? 
  LYSANDER 
  Pardon, my lord. 
  [He and the rest kneel to THESEUS.] 
  THESEUS 
                   I pray you all, stand up. 
  I know you two are rival enemies; 
  How comes this gentle concord in the world, 
  That hatred is so far from jealousy 
  To sleep by hate, and fear no enmity? 
  LYSANDER 
  My lord, I shall reply amazedly, 
  Half 'sleep, half waking; but as yet, I swear, 
  I cannot truly say how I came here: 
  But, as I think, - for truly would I speak -  
  And now I do bethink me, so it is, -  
  I came with Hermia hither: our intent 
  Was to be gone from Athens, where we might be, 
  Without the peril of the Athenian law. 
  EGEUS 
  Enough, enough, my lord; you have enough; 
  I beg the law, the law upon his head. -  
  They would have stol'n away, they would, Demetrius, 
  Thereby to have defeated you and me: 
  You of your wife, and me of my consent, -  
  Of my consent that she should be your wife. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  My lord, fair Helen told me of their stealth, 
  Of this their purpose hither to this wood; 
  And I in fury hither follow'd them, 
  Fair Helena in fancy following me. 
  But, my good lord, I wot not by what power, -  
  But by some power it is, - my love to Hermia, 
  Melted as the snow - seems to me now 
  As the remembrance of an idle gawd 
  Which in my childhood I did dote upon: 
  And all the faith, the virtue of my heart, 
  The object and the pleasure of mine eye, 
  Is only Helena. To her, my lord, 
  Was I betroth'd ere I saw Hermia: 
  But, like a sickness, did I loathe this food; 
  But, as in health, come to my natural taste, 
  Now I do wish it, love it, long for it, 
  And will for evermore be true to it. 
  THESEUS 
  Fair lovers, you are fortunately met: 
  Of this discourse we more will hear anon. -  
  Egeus, I will overbear your will; 
  For in the temple, by and by with us, 
  These couples shall eternally be knit. 
  And, for the morning now is something worn, 
  Our purpos'd hunting shall be set aside. -  
  Away with us to Athens, three and three, 
  We'll hold a feast in great solemnity. -  
  Come, Hippolyta. 
  [Exeunt THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, EGEUS, and Train.] 
  DEMETRIUS 
  These things seem small and undistinguishable, 
  Like far-off mountains turned into clouds. 
  HERMIA 
  Methinks I see these things with parted eye, 
  When every thing seems double. 
  HELENA 
                                 So methinks: 
  And I have found Demetrius like a jewel. 
  Mine own, and not mine own. 
  DEMETRIUS 
                              It seems to me 
  That yet we sleep, we dream. - Do not you think 
  The duke was here, and bid us follow him? 
  HERMIA 
  Yea, and my father. 
  HELENA 
                      And Hippolyta. 
  LYSANDER 
  And he did bid us follow to the temple. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  Why, then, we are awake: let's follow him; 
  And by the way let us recount our dreams. 
  [Exeunt.] 
  [As they go out, BOTTOM awakes.] 
  BOTTOM 
  When my cue comes, call me, and I will answer. My next is 'Most 
  fair Pyramus.' - Heigh-ho! - Peter Quince! Flute, the 
  bellows-mender! Snout, the tinker! Starveling! God's my life, 
  stol'n hence, and left me asleep! I have had a most rare 
  vision. I have had a dream - past the wit of man to say 
  what dream it was. - Man is but an ass if he go about 
  to expound this dream. Methought I was - there is no man can tell 
  what. Methought I was, and methought I had, - but man is but a 
  patched fool, if he will offer to say what methought I had. The 
  eye of man hath not heard, the ear of man hath not seen; man's 
  hand is not able to taste, his tongue to conceive, nor his heart 
  to report, what my dream was. I will get Peter Quince to write a 
  ballad of this dream: it shall be called Bottom's Dream, because 
  it hath no bottom; and I will sing it in the latter end of a 
  play, before the duke: peradventure, to make it the more 
  gracious, I shall sing it at her death. 
  [Exit.] 
  SCENE II. Athens. A Room in QUINCE'S House. 
  [Enter QUINCE, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING.] 
  QUINCE 
  Have you sent to Bottom's house? is he come home yet? 
  STARVELING 
  He cannot be heard of. Out of doubt, he is transported. 
  FLUTE 
  If he come not, then the play is marred; it goes not 
  forward, doth it? 
  QUINCE 
  It is not possible: you have not a man in all Athens 
  able to discharge Pyramus but he. 
  FLUTE 
  No; he hath simply the best wit of any handicraft man in 
  Athens. 
  QUINCE 
  Yea, and the best person too: and he is a very paramour 
  for a sweet voice. 
  FLUTE 
  You must say paragon: a paramour is, God bless us, a thing of 
  naught. 
  [Enter SNUG.] 
  SNUG 
  Masters, the duke is coming from the temple; and there is 
  two or three lords and ladies more married: if our sport had gone 
  forward, we had all been made men. 
  FLUTE 
  O sweet bully Bottom! Thus hath he lost sixpence a day 
  during his life; he could not have 'scaped sixpence a-day; an 
  the duke had not given him sixpence a-day for playing Pyramus, 
  I'll be hanged; he would have deserved it: sixpence a-day in 
  Pyramus, or nothing. 
  [Enter BOTTOM.] 
  BOTTOM 
  Where are these lads? where are these hearts? 
  QUINCE 
  Bottom! - O most courageous day! O most happy hour! 
  BOTTOM 
  Masters, I am to discourse wonders: but ask me not 
  what; for if I tell you, I am not true Athenian. I will tell you 
  everything, right as it fell out. 
  QUINCE 
  Let us hear, sweet Bottom. 
  BOTTOM 
  Not a word of me. All that I will tell you is, that the 
  duke hath dined. Get your apparel together; good strings to 
  your beards, new ribbons to your pumps; meet presently at the 
  palace; every man look over his part; for the short and the long 
  is, our play is preferred. In any case, let Thisby have clean 
  linen; and let not him that plays the lion pare his nails, for 
  they shall hang out for the lion's claws. And, most dear actors, 
  eat no onions nor garlick, for we are to utter sweet breath; and 
  I do not doubt but to hear them say it is a sweet comedy. No more 
  words: away! go; away! 
  [Exeunt.] 
  ACT V 
  SCENE I. Athens. An Apartment in the Palace of THESEUS. 
  [Enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, PHILOSTRATE, Lords, and Attendants.] 
  HIPPOLYTA 
  'Tis strange, my Theseus, that these lovers speak of. 
  THESEUS 
  More strange than true. I never may believe 
  These antique fables, nor these fairy toys. 
  Lovers and madmen have such seething brains, 
  Such shaping fantasies, that apprehend 
  More than cool reason ever comprehends. 
  The lunatic, the lover, and the poet 
  Are of imagination all compact: 
  One sees more devils than vast hell can hold; 
  That is the madman: the lover, all as frantic, 
  Sees Helen's beauty in a brow of Egypt: 
  The poet's eye, in a fine frenzy rolling, 
  Doth glance from heaven to earth, from earth to heaven; 
  And as imagination bodies forth 
  The forms of things unknown, the poet's pen 
  Turns them to shapes, and gives to airy nothing 
  A local habitation and a name. 
  Such tricks hath strong imagination, 
  That, if it would but apprehend some joy, 
  It comprehends some bringer of that joy; 
  Or in the night, imagining some fear, 
  How easy is a bush supposed a bear? 
  HIPPOLYTA 
  But all the story of the night told over, 
  And all their minds transfigur'd so together, 
  More witnesseth than fancy's images, 
  And grows to something of great constancy; 
  But, howsoever, strange and admirable. 
  [Enter LYSANDER, DEMETRIUS, HERMIA, and HELENA.] 
  THESEUS 
  Here come the lovers, full of joy and mirth. -  
  Joy, gentle friends! joy and fresh days of love 
  Accompany your hearts! 
  LYSANDER 
                         More than to us 
  Wait in your royal walks, your board, your bed! 
  THESEUS 
  Come now; what masques, what dances shall we have, 
  To wear away this long age of three hours 
  Between our after-supper and bed-time? 
  Where is our usual manager of mirth? 
  What revels are in hand? Is there no play 
  To ease the anguish of a torturing hour? 
  Call Philostrate. 
  PHILOSTRATE 
                    Here, mighty Theseus. 
  THESEUS 
  Say, what abridgment have you for this evening? 
  What masque? what music? How shall we beguile 
  The lazy time, if not with some delight? 
  PHILOSTRATE 
  There is a brief how many sports are ripe; 
  Make choice of which your highness will see first. 
  [Giving a paper.] 
  THESEUS 
  [Reads.] 
    'The battle with the Centaurs, to be sung 
    By an Athenian eunuch to the harp.' 
  We'll none of that: that have I told my love, 
  In glory of my kinsman Hercules. 
    'The riot of the tipsy Bacchanals, 
    Tearing the Thracian singer in their rage.' 
  That is an old device, and it was play'd 
  When I from Thebes came last a conqueror. 
    'The thrice three Muses mourning for the death 
    Of learning, late deceas'd in beggary.' 
  That is some satire, keen and critical, 
  Not sorting with a nuptial ceremony. 
    'A tedious brief scene of young Pyramus 
    And his love Thisbe; very tragical mirth.' 
  Merry and tragical! tedious and brief! 
  That is hot ice and wondrous strange snow. 
  How shall we find the concord of this discord? 
  PHILOSTRATE 
  A play there is, my lord, some ten words long, 
  Which is as brief as I have known a play; 
  But by ten words, my lord, it is too long, 
  Which makes it tedious: for in all the play 
  There is not one word apt, one player fitted: 
  And tragical, my noble lord, it is; 
  For Pyramus therein doth kill himself: 
  Which when I saw rehears'd, I must confess, 
  Made mine eyes water; but more merry tears 
  The passion of loud laughter never shed. 
  THESEUS 
  What are they that do play it? 
  PHILOSTRATE 
  Hard-handed men that work in Athens here, 
  Which never labour'd in their minds till now; 
  And now have toil'd their unbreath'd memories 
  With this same play against your nuptial. 
  THESEUS 
  And we will hear it. 
  PHILOSTRATE 
                       No, my noble lord, 
  It is not for you: I have heard it over, 
  And it is nothing, nothing in the world; 
  Unless you can find sport in their intents, 
  Extremely stretch'd and conn'd with cruel pain, 
  To do you service. 
  THESEUS 
                     I will hear that play; 
  For never anything can be amiss 
  When simpleness and duty tender it. 
  Go, bring them in: and take your places, ladies. 
  [Exit PHILOSTRATE.] 
  HIPPOLYTA 
  I love not to see wretchedness o'er-charged, 
  And duty in his service perishing. 
  THESEUS 
  Why, gentle sweet, you shall see no such thing. 
  HIPPOLYTA 
  He says they can do nothing in this kind. 
  THESEUS 
  The kinder we, to give them thanks for nothing. 
  Our sport shall be to take what they mistake: 
  And what poor duty cannot do, 
  Noble respect takes it in might, not merit. 
  Where I have come, great clerks have purposed 
  To greet me with premeditated welcomes; 
  Where I have seen them shiver and look pale, 
  Make periods in the midst of sentences, 
  Throttle their practis'd accent in their fears, 
  And, in conclusion, dumbly have broke off, 
  Not paying me a welcome. Trust me, sweet, 
  Out of this silence yet I pick'd a welcome; 
  And in the modesty of fearful duty 
  I read as much as from the rattling tongue 
  Of saucy and audacious eloquence. 
  Love, therefore, and tongue-tied simplicity 
  In least speak most to my capacity. 
  [Enter PHILOSTRATE.] 
  PHILOSTRATE 
  So please your grace, the prologue is address'd. 
  THESEUS 
  Let him approach. 
  [Flourish of trumpets. Enter PROLOGUE.] 
  PROLOGUE 
  'If we offend, it is with our good will. 
    That you should think, we come not to offend, 
  But with good will.  To show our simple skill, 
    That is the true beginning of our end. 
  Consider then, we come but in despite. 
    We do not come, as minding to content you, 
  Our true intent is.  All for your delight 
    We are not here.  That you should here repent you, 
  The actors are at hand: and, by their show, 
  You shall know all that you are like to know,' 
  THESEUS 
  This fellow doth not stand upon points. 
  LYSANDER 
  He hath rid his prologue like a rough colt; he knows 
  not the stop. A good moral, my lord: it is not enough to speak, 
  but to speak true. 
  HIPPOLYTA 
  Indeed he hath played on this prologue like a child 
  on a recorder; a sound, but not in government. 
  THESEUS 
  His speech was like a tangled chain; nothing impaired, but all 
  disordered. Who is next? 
  [Enter PYRAMUS and THISBE, WALL, MOONSHINE, and LION, as in dumb 
  show.] 
  PROLOGUE 
  Gentles, perchance you wonder at this show; 
    But wonder on, till truth make all things plain. 
  This man is Pyramus, if you would know; 
    This beauteous lady Thisby is certain. 
  This man, with lime and rough-cast, doth present 
    Wall, that vile Wall which did these lovers sunder; 
  And through Wall's chink, poor souls, they are content 
    To whisper, at the which let no man wonder. 
  This man, with lanthorn, dog, and bush of thorn, 
    Presenteth Moonshine: for, if you will know, 
  By moonshine did these lovers think no scorn 
    To meet at Ninus' tomb, there, there to woo. 
  This grisly beast, which by name Lion hight, 
  The trusty Thisby, coming first by night, 
  Did scare away, or rather did affright; 
  And as she fled, her mantle she did fall; 
    Which Lion vile with bloody mouth did stain: 
  Anon comes Pyramus, sweet youth, and tall, 
    And finds his trusty Thisby's mantle slain; 
  Whereat with blade, with bloody blameful blade, 
    He bravely broach'd his boiling bloody breast; 
  And Thisby, tarrying in mulberry shade, 
    His dagger drew, and died. For all the rest, 
  Let Lion, Moonshine, Wall, and lovers twain, 
  At large discourse while here they do remain. 
  [Exeunt PROLOGUE, THISBE, LION, and MOONSHINE.] 
  THESEUS 
  I wonder if the lion be to speak. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  No wonder, my lord: one lion may, when many asses do. 
  WALL 
  In this same interlude it doth befall 
  That I, one Snout by name, present a wall: 
  And such a wall as I would have you think 
  That had in it a crannied hole or chink, 
  Through which the lovers, Pyramus and Thisby, 
  Did whisper often very secretly. 
  This loam, this rough-cast, and this stone, doth show 
  That I am that same wall; the truth is so: 
  And this the cranny is, right and sinister, 
  Through which the fearful lovers are to whisper. 
  THESEUS 
  Would you desire lime and hair to speak better? 
  DEMETRIUS 
  It is the wittiest partition that ever I heard 
  discourse, my lord. 
  THESEUS 
  Pyramus draws near the wall; silence. 
  [Enter PYRAMUS.] 
  PYRAMUS 
  O grim-look'd night! O night with hue so black! 
    O night, which ever art when day is not! 
  O night, O night, alack, alack, alack, 
   I fear my Thisby's promise is forgot! -  
  And thou, O wall, O sweet, O lovely wall, 
   That stand'st between her father's ground and mine; 
  Thou wall, O wall, O sweet and lovely wall, 
    Show me thy chink, to blink through with mine eyne. 
  [WALL holds up his fingers.] 
  Thanks, courteous wall: Jove shield thee well for this! 
    But what see what see I? No Thisby do I see. 
  O wicked wall, through whom I see no bliss, 
    Curs'd be thy stones for thus deceiving me! 
  THESEUS 
  The wall, methinks, being sensible, should curse again. 
  PYRAMUS 
  No, in truth, sir, he should not. 'Deceiving me' is 
  Thisby's cue: she is to enter now, and I am to spy her through 
  the wall. You shall see it will fall pat as I told you. - Yonder 
  she comes. 
  [Enter THISBE.] 
  THISBE 
  O wall, full often hast thou heard my moans, 
    For parting my fair Pyramus and me: 
  My cherry lips have often kiss'd thy stones: 
    Thy stones with lime and hair knit up in thee. 
  PYRAMUS 
  I see a voice; now will I to the chink, 
  To spy an I can hear my Thisby's face. 
  Thisby! 
  THISBE 
          My love! thou art my love, I think. 
  PYRAMUS 
  Think what thou wilt, I am thy lover's grace; 
  And like Limander am I trusty still. 
  THISBE 
  And I like Helen, till the fates me kill. 
  PYRAMUS 
  Not Shafalus to Procrus was so true. 
  THISBE 
  As Shafalus to Procrus, I to you. 
  PYRAMUS 
  O, kiss me through the hole of this vile wall. 
  THISBE 
  I kiss the wall's hole, not your lips at all. 
  PYRAMUS 
  Wilt thou at Ninny's tomb meet me straightway? 
  THISBE 
  'Tide life, 'tide death, I come without delay. 
  WALL 
  Thus have I, wall, my part discharged so; 
  And, being done, thus Wall away doth go. 
  [Exeunt WALL, PYRAMUS and THISBE.] 
  THESEUS 
  Now is the mural down between the two neighbours. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  No remedy, my lord, when walls are so wilful to hear 
  without warning. 
  HIPPOLYTA 
  This is the silliest stuff that ever I heard. 
  THESEUS 
  The best in this kind are but shadows; and the worst 
  are no worse, if imagination amend them. 
  HIPPOLYTA 
  It must be your imagination then, and not theirs. 
  THESEUS 
  If we imagine no worse of them than they of 
  themselves, they may pass for excellent men. 
  Here come two noble beasts in, a moon and a lion. 
  [Enter LION and MOONSHINE.] 
  LION 
  You, ladies, you, whose gentle hearts do fear 
    The smallest monstrous mouse that creeps on floor, 
  May now, perchance, both quake and tremble here, 
    When lion rough in wildest rage doth roar. 
  Then know that I, one Snug the joiner, am 
  A lion fell, nor else no lion's dam: 
  For, if I should as lion come in strife 
  Into this place, 'twere pity on my life. 
  THESEUS 
  A very gentle beast, and of a good conscience. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  The very best at a beast, my lord, that e'er I saw. 
  LYSANDER 
  This lion is a very fox for his valour. 
  THESEUS 
  True; and a goose for his discretion. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  Not so, my lord; for his valour cannot carry his 
  discretion, and the fox carries the goose. 
  THESEUS 
  His discretion, I am sure, cannot carry his valour; 
  for the goose carries not the fox. It is well; leave it to his 
  discretion, and let us listen to the moon. 
  MOONSHINE 
  This lanthorn doth the horned moon present: 
  DEMETRIUS 
  He should have worn the horns on his head. 
  THESEUS 
  He is no crescent, and his horns are invisible within 
  the circumference. 
  MOONSHINE 
  This lanthorn doth the horned moon present; 
  Myself the man i' the moon do seem to be. 
  THESEUS 
  This is the greatest error of all the rest: the man should be 
  put into the lantern. How is it else the man i' the moon? 
  DEMETRIUS 
  He dares not come there for the candle: for, you 
  see, it is already in snuff. 
  HIPPOLYTA 
  I am aweary of this moon: would he would change! 
  THESEUS 
  It appears, by his small light of discretion, that he 
  is in the wane: but yet, in courtesy, in all reason, we must 
  stay the time. 
  LYSANDER 
  Proceed, moon. 
  MOON 
  All that I have to say, is to tell you that the lantern 
  is the moon; I, the man i' the moon; this thorn-bush, my 
  thorn-bush; and this dog, my dog. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  Why, all these should be in the lantern; for all 
  these are in the moon. But silence; here comes Thisbe. 
  [Enter THISBE.] 
  THISBE 
  This is old Ninny's tomb. Where is my love? 
  LION 
  Oh! 
  [The LION roars. - THISBE runs off.] 
  DEMETRIUS 
  Well roared, lion. 
  THESEUS 
  Well run, Thisbe. 
  HIPPOLYTA 
  Well shone, moon. - Truly, the moon shines with a good grace. 
  [The LION tears THISBE'S Mantle, and exit.] 
  THESEUS 
  Well moused, lion. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  And so comes Pyramus. 
  LYSANDER 
  And then the lion vanishes. 
  [Enter PYRAMUS.] 
  PYRAMUS 
  Sweet moon, I thank thee for thy sunny beams; 
    I thank thee, moon, for shining now so bright: 
  For, by thy gracious golden, glittering streams, 
    I trust to take of truest Thisby's sight. 
        But stay; - O spite! 
        But mark, - poor knight, 
      What dreadful dole is here! 
        Eyes, do you see? 
        How can it be? 
      O dainty duck! O dear! 
        Thy mantle good, 
        What! stained with blood? 
      Approach, ye furies fell! 
        O fates! come, come; 
        Cut thread and thrum; 
      Quail, rush, conclude, and quell! 
  THESEUS 
  This passion, and the death of a dear friend, would go 
  near to make a man look sad. 
  HIPPOLYTA 
  Beshrew my heart, but I pity the man. 
  PYRAMUS 
  O wherefore, nature, didst thou lions frame? 
    Since lion vile hath here deflower'd my dear; 
  Which is - no, no - which was the fairest dame 
    That liv'd, that lov'd, that lik'd, that look'd with cheer. 
        Come, tears, confound; 
        Out, sword, and wound 
      The pap of Pyramus: 
        Ay, that left pap, 
        Where heart doth hop: -  
      Thus die I, thus, thus, thus. 
        Now am I dead, 
        Now am I fled; 
      My soul is in the sky: 
        Tongue, lose thy light! 
        Moon, take thy flight! 
      Now die, die, die, die, die. 
  [Dies. Exit MOONSHINE.] 
  DEMETRIUS 
  No die, but an ace, for him; for he is but one. 
  LYSANDER 
  Less than an ace, man; for he is dead; he is nothing. 
  THESEUS 
  With the help of a surgeon he might yet recover and prove an ass. 
  HIPPOLYTA 
  How chance moonshine is gone before Thisbe comes 
  back and finds her lover? 
  THESEUS 
  She will find him by starlight. - Here she comes; and 
  her passion ends the play. 
  [Enter THISBE.] 
  HIPPOLYTA 
  Methinks she should not use a long one for such a 
  Pyramus: I hope she will be brief. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  A mote will turn the balance, which Pyramus, which 
  Thisbe, is the better. 
  LYSANDER 
  She hath spied him already with those sweet eyes. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  And thus she moans, videlicet. -  
  THISBE 
       Asleep, my love? 
       What, dead, my dove? 
     O Pyramus, arise, 
       Speak, speak. Quite dumb? 
       Dead, dead? A tomb 
     Must cover thy sweet eyes. 
       These lily lips, 
       This cherry nose, 
     These yellow cowslip cheeks, 
       Are gone, are gone: 
       Lovers, make moan! 
     His eyes were green as leeks. 
       O Sisters Three, 
       Come, come to me, 
     With hands as pale as milk; 
       Lay them in gore, 
       Since you have shore 
     With shears his thread of silk. 
       Tongue, not a word: -  
       Come, trusty sword; 
     Come, blade, my breast imbrue; 
       And farewell, friends: -  
       Thus Thisbe ends; 
     Adieu, adieu, adieu. 
  [Dies.] 
  THESEUS 
  Moonshine and lion are left to bury the dead. 
  DEMETRIUS 
  Ay, and wall too. 
  BOTTOM 
  No, I assure you; the wall is down that parted their fathers. 
  Will it please you to see the epilogue, or to hear a Bergomask 
  dance between two of our company? 
  THESEUS 
  No epilogue, I pray you; for your play needs no 
  excuse. Never excuse; for when the players are all dead there 
  need none to be blamed. Marry, if he that writ it had played 
  Pyramus, and hang'd himself in Thisbe's garter, it would have 
  been a fine tragedy: and so it is, truly; and very notably 
  discharged. But come, your Bergomask; let your epilogue alone. 
  [Here a dance of Clowns.] 
  The iron tongue of midnight hath told twelve: -  
  Lovers, to bed; 'tis almost fairy time. 
  I fear we shall out-sleep the coming morn, 
  As much as we this night have overwatch'd. 
  This palpable-gross play hath well beguil'd 
  The heavy gait of night. - Sweet friends, to bed. -  
  A fortnight hold we this solemnity, 
  In nightly revels and new jollity. 
  [Exeunt.] 
  SCENE II 
  [Enter PUCK.] 
  PUCK 
    Now the hungry lion roars, 
     And the wolf behowls the moon; 
    Whilst the heavy ploughman snores, 
     All with weary task fordone. 
    Now the wasted brands do glow, 
     Whilst the scritch-owl, scritching loud, 
    Puts the wretch that lies in woe 
     In remembrance of a shroud. 
    Now it is the time of night 
     That the graves, all gaping wide, 
    Every one lets forth its sprite, 
     In the church-way paths to glide: 
    And we fairies, that do run 
     By the triple Hecate's team 
    From the presence of the sun, 
     Following darkness like a dream, 
    Now are frolic; not a mouse 
     Shall disturb this hallow'd house: 
    I am sent with broom before, 
     To sweep the dust behind the door. 
  [Enter OBERON and TITANIA, with their Train.] 
  OBERON 
    Through the house give glimmering light, 
      By the dead and drowsy fire: 
    Every elf and fairy sprite 
      Hop as light as bird from brier: 
    And this ditty, after me, 
    Sing and dance it trippingly. 
  TITANIA 
    First, rehearse your song by rote, 
      To each word a warbling note; 
    Hand in hand, with fairy grace, 
    Will we sing, and bless this place. 
  [Song and Dance.] 
  OBERON 
    Now, until the break of day, 
    Through this house each fairy stray, 
    To the best bride-bed will we, 
    Which by us shall blessed be; 
    And the issue there create 
    Ever shall be fortunate. 
    So shall all the couples three 
    Ever true in loving be; 
    And the blots of Nature's hand 
    Shall not in their issue stand: 
    Never mole, hare-lip, nor scar, 
    Nor mark prodigious, such as are 
    Despised in nativity, 
    Shall upon their children be. -  
    With this field-dew consecrate, 
    Every fairy take his gate; 
    And each several chamber bless, 
    Through this palace, with sweet peace; 
    E'er shall it in safety rest, 
    And the owner of it blest. 
      Trip away: 
      Make no stay: 
    Meet me all by break of day. 
  [Exeunt OBERON, TITANIA, and Train.] 
  PUCK 
    If we shadows have offended, 
    Think but this, - and all is mended, - A 
    That you have but slumber'd here 
    While these visions did appear. 
    And this weak and idle theme, 
    No more yielding but a dream, 
    Gentles, do not reprehend; 
    If you pardon, we will mend. 
    And, as I am an honest Puck, 
    If we have unearned luck 
    Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue, 
    We will make amends ere long; 
    Else the Puck a liar call: 
    So, good night unto you all. 
    Give me your hands, if we be friends, 
    And Robin shall restore amends. 
  [Exit.] 
   
   
   Publication Date: May 29th 2008 https://www.bookrix.com/-bx.shakespeare