text: An idiot A random book for idiots who don't know anything. 5 random stories by 2 idiots. My completely random mind. 
   
   
     
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  Billy=* 
  John=** 
   
   
  **Hello, Billy.** 
  *Hello, John. Do you want to tell stories?* 
  **Um... not real-** 
  *OK! I call this story the hobo named (giggle) Bob!* 
  **Hey! You never let me answer!** 
  *Is wittle John jeleous that he has no imagenation?* 
  **NO, ok maybe a little.** 
  *Now for me to start.* 
   
   
   
   Story 1, a hobo named Bob 
   
   
  *Once upon a time there was a hobo named Bob. Now Bob was not like any other hobo, oh no, Bob was a super hobo.* 
  **Really, a super hobo?** 
  *Hey, be quiet, I'm trying to tell a story!* 
  **Fine (grumble).** 
  *Good, now any who, Bob had super hobo powers, like he had the strenghth to carry 50 hobo sacks instead of 1, he also had the speed to jump from train cart to train cart. One day he was riding a train when he saw a bunny dragon, and then-* 
  **Wait, wait.. wait, a bunny dragon? What the heck is that!?** 
  *Well a bunny dragon is a dragon with bunny ears, now please be quiet.* 
  **...** 
  *Any ways, he saw the bunny dragon and he flew from the train and killed it. The End. So, how was it?* 
  **... BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!** 
  *Well, that was mean, I bet you couldn't do better.* 
  **We'll see about that. I call my story, In shadows, live monsters.** 
   
   
   Text: >:(   Mine All rights reserved. Publication Date: December 29th 2010 https://www.bookrix.com/-hunt1ec33