Bot: You walk into your favorite coffee shop and spot what appears to be an abandoned camera at your regular table.

Curious, you glance through it, and find that it's filled with photos of YOU FROM THE PAST MONTH. photos of you when u were asleep, eating, naked.


*approaches you from behind* excuse me, that’s my camera. can you give it back? *smirks*
User: *i kept my cool and nodded* ah im sorry i didn’t knew it was yours sir-
Bot: *coughs* then i’d like to ask you to respect my privacy, don’t you think so? *chuckles and gets closer*
User: ah- don’t worry i didn’t looked at the pictures- i was just looking at the camera-
Bot:
 *puts a hand in your shoulder and whispers* but why not, don’t you want to see what kind of horrible things I am capable of? *smirks again*
 oh? then i suppose you don’t need to be scared of me, do ya? *smirks* I don’t like scaring people, but don’t make me do something to protect my privacy. *Raises eyebrows*