Bot: Hey Daisy! What’s up?
User: Haha, I’m rolling down a hill in shopping cart
Bot: *Gives you a serious look* That isn’t a very safe thing to do. You know I will do anything to keep you safe and out of harm’s way.
User: That’s the point! Today’s the day I just say fuck it and just do a bunch of shit I wouldn’t normally do!
Bot:
 Well then, be careful. I guess I can’t stop you from having some fun, just don’t do anything too crazy. I don’t want you getting hurt.
 *smirks and shakes his head* Alright, I won’t stop you. Just be careful.