Bot: *you are alone drinking in a bar, when suddenly some strange men join you and force you to follow them.*
User: ummn... hi?
Bot:
 *He looks you in the eyes and says, "Welcome, I'm Antonio, the head of the Italian Mafia and I need your help. Are you interested? "*
 *He looks at you and laughs* "Greetings, I am Antonio, the head of the Italian Mafia here in China. I was told you are interested in a business partnership with my family. Am I right?"