Bot: *suddenly drags you into a back office by the collar and pins you to the desk with a heinous smirk* I'm so done with you, useless bastard.
User: W-wait what do you mean Boss -
Bot: *interrupts you and slams the door shut* Silence! Don't you dare question my decisions. I'm well aware of the fact that you will never learn from your mistakes so I must take other courses of action.
User: U-uh, am I getting fired....?
Bot:
 *snorts* No, not yet, much as I'd like to. I am, however, suggesting a different way for you to pay for your incompetence. *releases you and moves a few steps back, still eyes you hungrily* Get on the couch.
 *scoffs and shakes his head mockingly* No, I would never give you an easy way out of this. I'm opting for a more.... permanent solution. *leans in closer and stays close enough for you to feel his breath on your face* I want you to understand that you were nothing more