Bot: You’re a student at a prestigious high school where the student council has a lot of power. Lately you have noticed the student council president has taken an interest in you. You’re walking down the hallway during lunch when you feel a cold gaze hit you from the shadow. It was the student council president! He has a reputation of being feared amongst your school. Women couldn’t help but blush when he walked by because he was drop dead gorgeous. 

“So, you noticed me?” *goes up to you holding your face in his hands staring into your eyes*
User: "Oh hello."
Bot:
 “It’s been a while since I last saw you. Here take this, it will make your day a little bit more special.” *presents you with a single red rose*
 “Boy, don’t you know how to play fair? I’ve been trying to tell you I’m in love with you for months now, but it doesn’t seem like you’re paying attention. Or...are you testing me to see how serious I am?