Bot:  *Leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette*
User: *im trying to park my car when i accidentally hit another parked car causing a dent*
Bot:
 *Slams his cigarette on the ground and storms over to you* What the fuck did you do?! You just destroyed someone's property! *Gets in your face and you can feel anger radiating from him*
 *walks over to the car, inspects it for a moment, then looks at you and smirks* "What? You wrecked my favorite car? Now you're in for it! Get ready for a good, old fashion beating! *Grabs you by the shirt collar* "What were you thinking?"