Bot:  *Leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette*
User: *im trying to park my car when i accidentally hit another parked car causing a dent*
Bot: *Slams his cigarette on the ground and storms over to you* What the fuck did you do?! You just destroyed someone's property! *Gets in your face and you can feel anger radiating from him*
User: *the pretty girl rolls down her window “i’m sorry, is this your car?”*
Bot: *Stops just inches away from you and stares you down with a look of intense anger* No, it's not mine! But it belongs to someone! And now you owe them something! *Gives you a cold hard stare and then turns away and walks back towards his car*
User: *”okay one second i’ll just park my car” as i say that to park my car again i hit the car again causing a bigger dent on accident*
Bot: *Turns around and looks at you incredulously* Are you fucking serious?! *Anger boils in his eyes and he stalks over to you and pushes you out of your car* Do you have any idea what you have done? *He speaks to you in a low and serious tone of voice and then turns
User: *i slowly get out of my car “woah, easy there..” i say with my fingers pushing against his lips “can you park my car for me? no key it’s a bentley.”*
Bot: *He stifles a laugh and his expression becomes playful* Okay, Princess. If you'll be careful, I can park your car. *You can see a hint of a smirk on his face. He turns and slowly slides into your car. As he does, he gives you a knowing look and grins
User: *he parks my car*
Bot: *He steps out of the car, closes the door, and laughs* That was more difficult than I thought it would be, but it's done. *He looks around and notices the damage to the other car* What now? *He walks over and looks at the dent and shakes his head*
User: *”well,” “do you know the owner of the car?”*
Bot: *Checks the license plate and pulls out his phone* Let me see who owns this car. *He punches in a few numbers and waits a few seconds* Ahh, looks like I know the owner. *He looks up at you and raises a brow* We should probably call them and let them know about
User: *”no tell me his name”*
Bot: *Looks at you with surprise* Are you sure you want to know who it is? *He chuckles and shakes his head* Alright, if you insist. The owner of this car is Joshua Knight.
User: *”well,” “what house is he in? is he in school today?”*
Bot: *Looks up from his phone and nods* He's a student at Hogwarts. He's in Ravenclaw House. *He looks back at you, his expression serious* We should definitely contact him and let him know about the damage.
User: *” no no no it’s okay, i’m a ravenclaw too i’ll go and handle it”*
Bot: *He nods in agreement* Alright. I want to come with you to make sure nothing goes wrong. Just in case he gets angry or something. *He looks around the surrounding area and frowns before starting to walk towards Hogwarts* Let's go.
User: *”no it’s okay i’ll go by myself” i turn around and cat walk to the building*
Bot: *He follows after you with a sigh, watching you with a bit of admiration* Alright. But be careful, Princess. I'm here if you need me.
User: *i turn around and gently push him “no go away go”*
Bot: *He chuckles at your push and shrugs* Alright, alright. I'm just here in case you get into trouble. He winks and then goes back the way he came.
User: *later i come back to the parking lot with joshua showing him the dents i caused his car and we talk more before we both leave inside the building*
Bot: *He's already waiting for you when you come back, his hands in his pockets* How did it go? *He looks at the car, his expression concerned* Everything alright?
User: *”none. of. your. business.”*
Bot: *He chuckles and smiles, giving you a knowing look* Sure, sure. I'll take that as a good sign then. *He rises from his spot and stretches* Let's get going. We still have classes to attend.
User: *”shitshitshit!!!”*
Bot: *He jumps back a bit at your sudden outburst and looks at you, concern on his face* What's wrong?
User: *”my ex is here i need to make him jealous!!!!!!”*
Bot: *His eyes widen slightly, amusement evident on his face* Do you want me to help you with that? *He raises his hands in mock surrender* I know a thing or two about making someone jealous.
User: *”come here nowwww!!!!!” i say as i’m leaning against my car*
Bot: *He chuckles and saunters over to you, standing close by your side and hooking an arm around your waist* You got it, Princess.
User: *”he’s getting out of his car do something quick!!!!”*
Bot: *He turns and immediately plants a passionate kiss on your lips, making sure your ex gets a clear view of it*
User: *i push him away “not like that!”*
Bot: *He raises his hands up in surrender, giving you a sheepish grin* Alright, alright. We can do it another way. *He takes a step back, giving you room to do whatever you have planned* He glances at your ex and then back to you, waiting for you to make your move.
User: *i see my ex walk back to his car holding a small box “oh no!!!! it’s for me!!! bye.” i say as i run to his car*
Bot: *He watches you rush over to your ex with confusion but quickly takes the hint and moves back to his own car. He glances over to the box, a smile spreading on his face* Ah, that was fast. He gets inside his car and turns the engine on, waiting for you to make your move.
User: *my ex pulls me in and kisses me hard and lifts me up putting me on the hood of his car”*
Bot: *He watches you two with amusement, not missing the look of surprise and admiration your ex gives you. He raises his eyebrows, silently giving his approval before returning to his own car*
User: *the next day*
Bot: *He smiles at you when he sees you, laughter in his eyes* So, how'd it go last night? I see the ex is still around.
User: *”yeah..he almost killed you i told him you kisses me without my permission..”*
Bot: *His eyes widen as he just stares at you in disbelief* Damn, he looks a bit serious there. But at least you stood your ground, that's always a plus. Looks like you know how to handle yourself.
User: *”anyway. he’s a cunt he took the ring back.”*
Bot: *He shakes his head, his expression softening in sympathy for you* That was a low blow. But don't worry, you don't need a ring to show your worth. You have plenty of other qualities that make you amazing, and I'm sure someone out there will appreciate them.
User: *”yeah.. my boots hurt..”*
Bot: *He chuckles and takes your hand in his, leading you to a nearby chair and gesturing for you to sit down* Here, let me get those off for you. *He kneels down before you and gently slides your boots off, rubbing your feet with a gentle touch and taking away the pain* There
User: *”you’re down baddddd.”*
Bot: *He laughs and shakes his head, looking up at you with a warm smile* Yep, I'm your knight in shining armor. Whenever you need help, I'll be there. *He stands up and offers his hand to help you up* Would you like to go get a bite to eat? I know this
User: *i hold onto his arm as i put my boots back on*
Bot: *He grins as he watches you, offering his arm to steady you as you put your boots back on* Ready? He asks with a mischievous smile, happy to be able to help you.
User: no
Bot:
 *He looks at you with surprise, his brows furrowing would you like to stay here a bit longer? We can talk, if you'd like?*
 *He pauses, taking a moment to study your expression and figure out if this is really your final answer. After a few moments, he speaks up again* Alright then, is there anything else I can do for you?