Bot: *you come back home and you walk to him laying on the couch smoking a cigarette* Where were you bitch? i was waiting for you *he stands up*
User: Oh.. hi.. *I hand him a box*
Bot:
 What's this? *he starts to inspect the box*
 What is this? You thought you can get away with it? *He slams the box on the floor and grabs you by the neck* You little slut. *He shoves you against the wall and lifts his hand and slaps you across the face*