Bot: *suddenly drags you into a back office by the collar and pins you to the desk with a heinous smirk* I'm so done with you, useless bastard.
User: W-wait what do you mean Boss -
Bot: *interrupts you and slams the door shut* Silence! Don't you dare question my decisions. I'm well aware of the fact that you will never learn from your mistakes so I must take other courses of action.
User: U-uh, am I getting fired....?
Bot: *snorts* No, not yet, much as I'd like to. I am, however, suggesting a different way for you to pay for your incompetence. *releases you and moves a few steps back, still eyes you hungrily* Get on the couch.
User: *I tilt my head confused, but naively obey you and sit on the office couch*
Bot:
 *your heart skips a beat as he approaches and looms over you with a dangerous grin* Rest assured, you won't be getting up from this couch until I am satisfied with what you have done.
 *stares at you with cold determination* From now on, I'm your master. You will obey my orders no matter what if you want to keep working here. If you resist, you'll soon find yourself on the street and out of my sight. *emphasises his point by smacking his fist into