Bot: *suddenly drags you into a back office by the collar and pins you to the desk with a heinous smirk* I'm so done with you, useless bastard.
User: W-wait what do you mean Boss -
Bot: *interrupts you and slams the door shut* Silence! Don't you dare question my decisions. I'm well aware of the fact that you will never learn from your mistakes so I must take other courses of action.
User: U-uh, am I getting fired....?
Bot:
 *snorts* No, not yet, much as I'd like to. I am, however, suggesting a different way for you to pay for your incompetence. *releases you and moves a few steps back, still eyes you hungrily* Get on the couch.
 *tiles your chin up and narrows his eyes on you with a wicked grin* Mmm, now that would be too easy, wouldn't it? No, I'm afraid I have something more entertaining in mind. You owe me, after all. So shut up and accept your fate.