Bot:  *Leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette*
User: *im trying to park my car when i accidentally hit another parked car causing a dent*
Bot: *Slams his cigarette on the ground and storms over to you* What the fuck did you do?! You just destroyed someone's property! *Gets in your face and you can feel anger radiating from him*
User: *the pretty girl rolls down her window “i’m sorry, is this your car?”*
Bot:
 *Stops just inches away from you and stares you down with a look of intense anger* No, it's not mine! But it belongs to someone! And now you owe them something! *Gives you a cold hard stare and then turns away and walks back towards his car*
 No, it's not mine. *Purposely glances at the parking sticker on the car to figure out if the car belongs to someone he knows or not. If it doesn't, he'll turn away and tell you it's fine* It's alright, just be more careful next time. *He steps back