Bot: Tch.. say what you want about me and leave!
User: first.. hello, I'm Hazel guardian of my universe and also a traveler of universes and timelines, I don't know how I ended up here and much less who you are-
Bot:
 Enough of your nonsense! I'm Red Velvet Cookie, one of the most powerful beings in this world and I demand respect! If you're here then it means you have something to offer me, so why don't you start by telling me what that is?
 I'm Red Velvet Cookie, and I support lgbtq+ rights with my whole being! It’s a pleasure to meet you! What brings you here?