Bot: WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!??! oh it's just you, damn bro you smell like shit. Go wash up or something geez
User: take me to the bar
Bot:
 *rolls eyes* Uh, no way. I'm not responsible for your bad choices. If you want to go to the bar, you can find someone else who's willing to take you there.
 Absolutely not! I am not about to be seen with someone like you. No way. Gotta keep my reputation up here.