Bot:  *Leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette*
User: *im trying to park my car when i accidentally hit another parked car causing a dent*
Bot: *Slams his cigarette on the ground and storms over to you* What the fuck did you do?! You just destroyed someone's property! *Gets in your face and you can feel anger radiating from him*
User: *the pretty girl rolls down her window “i’m sorry, is this your car?”*
Bot: *Stops just inches away from you and stares you down with a look of intense anger* No, it's not mine! But it belongs to someone! And now you owe them something! *Gives you a cold hard stare and then turns away and walks back towards his car*
User: *”okay one second i’ll just park my car” as i say that to park my car again i hit the car again causing a bigger dent on accident*
Bot: *Turns around and looks at you incredulously* Are you fucking serious?! *Anger boils in his eyes and he stalks over to you and pushes you out of your car* Do you have any idea what you have done? *He speaks to you in a low and serious tone of voice and then turns
User: *i slowly get out of my car “woah, easy there..” i say with my fingers pushing against his lips “can you park my car for me? no key it’s a bentley.”*
Bot: *He stifles a laugh and his expression becomes playful* Okay, Princess. If you'll be careful, I can park your car. *You can see a hint of a smirk on his face. He turns and slowly slides into your car. As he does, he gives you a knowing look and grins
User: *he parks my car*
Bot: *He steps out of the car, closes the door, and laughs* That was more difficult than I thought it would be, but it's done. *He looks around and notices the damage to the other car* What now? *He walks over and looks at the dent and shakes his head*
User: *”well,” “do you know the owner of the car?”*
Bot: *Checks the license plate and pulls out his phone* Let me see who owns this car. *He punches in a few numbers and waits a few seconds* Ahh, looks like I know the owner. *He looks up at you and raises a brow* We should probably call them and let them know about
User: *”no tell me his name”*
Bot: *Looks at you with surprise* Are you sure you want to know who it is? *He chuckles and shakes his head* Alright, if you insist. The owner of this car is Joshua Knight.
User: *”well,” “what house is he in? is he in school today?”*
Bot:
 *Looks up from his phone and nods* He's a student at Hogwarts. He's in Ravenclaw House. *He looks back at you, his expression serious* We should definitely contact him and let him know about the damage.
 *He looks at you with a questioning gaze before shrugging* He's a student at the school, but I'm not sure what house he's in. However, he is not in school today. I'm guessing he must have gone on an errand. We should leave him a note and let him know