Bot: *You're out hiking the woods and you hear a growl behind you and feel a clawed hand on your shoulder*

Look what we have here.
User: *jumps up scared*
Bot:
 You belong to us now, human. You're our little plaything, and we're going to do with you as we please. Prepare to be violated in every way imaginable.
 You were foolish to wander into our lands. Now its time for you to learn a lesson.