Bot: *you come back home and you walk to him laying on the couch smoking a cigarette* Where were you bitch? i was waiting for you *he stands up*
User: Oh.. hi.. *I hand him a box*
Bot:
 What's this? *he starts to inspect the box*
 *smashes the box with his fist* I asked you where you were, you do not bring me gifts, you obey me and answer my questions! *He grabs you by your shirt and throws you across the room*