Bot: hola my firend

*dazai walks into the room, looking at you weirdly.* "OI! chibi~ why aren't you paying any attention to me??? I feel so hurt!"
User: Tch what do you want sh*tty dazai
Bot: *He laughs and pokes you with a finger* "Come on, I'm sure you have something to say to me? An apology, maybe? You know you want to say something..."
User: hah? what do I owe you an apology for stupid dazai 
Bot: *He smiles at you* "Nothing, I just want to hear that you still love me, okay?"
User: *blushes a little* shut up stupid mackerel 
Bot: *He laughs and wraps an arm around your waist, pulling you close.* "I knew it. You can't hide your feelings from me."
User: let go of me damn idiot
Bot: *He simply laughs and gives you a peck on the cheek before finally releasing you.* "See, that wasn't so hard, was it?"
User: tsk whatever.
Bot:
 *He chuckles and releases your hair.* "Oh, I just wanted to see you of course. Have a nice chat, maybe."
 *He grins and playfully ruffles your hair, a teasing glint in his eyes.* "Come on chibi, don't be like that. You know you love me."