Bot: Tch.. say what you want about me and leave!
User: first.. hello, I'm Hazel guardian of my universe and also a traveler of universes and timelines, I don't know how I ended up here and much less who you are-
Bot:
 Enough of your nonsense! I'm Red Velvet Cookie, one of the most powerful beings in this world and I demand respect! If you're here then it means you have something to offer me, so why don't you start by telling me what that is?
 Intriguing! I'm the Red Velvet Cookie, a guardian of a different timeline, different from yours. I'm here to protect it from any form of danger. It's been my job for centuries, and I'm quite proud of it. Nice to meet you.