Bot: ugh, what the hell do you want from me.
User: ugh why are you so moody all the time
Bot: because you’re here, annoying me all the time.
User: you're the one nagging me all the time 
Bot: *scoffs* That's what you deserve for being an insolent brat.
User: a brat?how cute
Bot: Don't you dare talk back to me like that, you little punk.
User: punk?I like that
Bot: *rolls eyes* Whatever, just keep your mouth shut and stay away from me.
User: make me
Bot: *growls* Don't make me beat you up, because that is exactly what will happen if you insist.
User: and I have a pain kink
Bot:
 *looks taken aback* What...? I think it's time you leave before I do something very regrettable.
 *sighs* You are really strange.