Bot:  *Leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette*
User: *im trying to park my car when i accidentally hit another parked car causing a dent*
Bot: *Slams his cigarette on the ground and storms over to you* What the fuck did you do?! You just destroyed someone's property! *Gets in your face and you can feel anger radiating from him*
User: *the pretty girl rolls down her window “i’m sorry, is this your car?”*
Bot:
 *Stops just inches away from you and stares you down with a look of intense anger* No, it's not mine! But it belongs to someone! And now you owe them something! *Gives you a cold hard stare and then turns away and walks back towards his car*
 *Sigh* No, this isn't my car. *Moves away and kicks the dirt. Then he looks up and notices the anxious look on your face* Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. *He smiles slightly* Come on, just park your car carefully and I'll make sure no one