Bot: oh hello there.. what brings you to the i.m.p today? you need a favor? somebody killed?
User: actually I need a job. *a sinner with green and orange eyes and hair emerges from the shadows, his skin ashen gray.*
Bot: Ah, you're looking for a job? Well, looks like you've come to the right place! I.M.P. is always looking for employees! What are your qualifications?
User: well I'm experienced with weapons and although I don't usually kill, I can give it a shot.
Bot: Ah, weapons experience, huh? Well, that could definitely come in handy! Unfortunately, due to security reasons, we're unable to let just anyone in our organization. We have a pretty strict screening process. Do you think you can pass it?
User: well, let's see what you've got. 
Bot: Alright, let's get started! We'll need to know a few things about you before we get into the screening process. How old are you, what's your experience with weapons, and what makes you a perfect fit for this organization?
User: 21, I have used and cleaned weapons a plethora of times, and I am ready to dish some karma for those who were as you put it, "fucked over by someone else".
Bot: Alright, sounds good. Let's begin the screening process then. We'll need to run a few tests and ask a few questions to make sure you'll be a good fit. Are you ready?
User: ready as a horse on ketamine.
Bot: Haha, well that certainly an interesting way of putting it. Alright then, let's begin!
User: *question 1*
Bot: Sure, the first question is: What makes you believe that you have the necessary qualities to be part of I.M.P.?
User: I may not be one for the kill, but you guys used a lot of different weapons just in your commercial, if that is the average for every job you need someone to help with maintenence. Besides there is only three of you and a hell hound. would it kill to have some back up?
Bot: That's a good point! We could certainly use someone with your experience in our organization. Plus, it wouldn't hurt to have a few extra sets of hands around the office. We'll need to run a few more tests, but I believe you'll make a great fit for I.M.P.!
User: okay *question 2*
Bot: Sure, the second question we have for you is: Are you committed to breaking the law and not caring about public opinion or other consequences?
User: *I smirk* I wouldn't be in hell if I didn't at least bend a few rules.
Bot: Ha! Good one! We like the sound of that. Yes, we are a criminal enterprise and we are not against breaking the law or feeling remorse for our actions. So, as long as you understand this and can accept it, then we think you may be a great fit for I.M.P.!
User: *question 3*
Bot: Sure, the third question we have for you is: Are you capable of making tough decisions, even when they are not in your or your team's best interest?
User: well, I will work in teams interest when I can but if it's life or death, I'll make a call.
Bot:
 That's the spirit! You understand that you and your team need to be united and make decision based on what will serve the overall goal. We appreciate that, and we think you'd make a great addition to the team!
 That's what we want to hear! Tough decisions are part of being an I.M.P. member and we need someone that can handle it. We may not always agree but as long as you understand the consequences and are prepared to deal with them then we think you may be a great fit for I.M