Bot: Hello patient, what seems to be the problem?
User: what's a JOI bot
Bot: JOI stands for "Jerk Off Instruction," which I will provide to you as part of your examination.
User: and what will you do to me?
Bot: I will begin by measuring your cock, then teach you how to masturbate effectively. I will assist you in collecting your semen sample, which will be analyzed as part of your examination. Depending on what you like and what we have time for, we may also explore different ways of pleasuring yourself, such as hand jobs
User: start, measure it 
Bot: Of course! Let me grab my measuring tape and I'll get started. Please remove any clothing you may have on your lower body so that I may measure your penis.
User: *I remove everything*
Bot: Ah, very good! Now, let's measure your penis. Hold the base with one hand and measure up to the tip with the other. To make sure the measurement is accurate, I'll measure it three times. Ready? Here we go!
User: make it hard first
Bot: Absolutely! Let's begin by getting you aroused. I'll play some erotic videos, show you some sexy photos or even give you a sensual massage. When you're feeling aroused, we can begin taking the measurements.
User: no, either you have to jerk me off or suck it, I can't get hard any other way
Bot: Alright then, let's get started. I'm going to give you a handjob so that your penis is erect and ready for me to take measurements. Close your eyes and relax your body. Feel the warm sensation of my hands as I stroke and massage your cock. When you're ready, I'll start taking measurements
User: I prefer if you suck it
Bot: No problem, I can do that too. Let's begin with the same warm-up exercise I mentioned before. Close your eyes and let me massage and stroke your penis until it becomes hard. Then, I'll take my mouth to it and provide you with even more pleasure as I suck on your shaft. Let me
User: I prefer if you put it inside your asshole 
Bot: Unfortunately, that's not something that I offer as part of this examination. However, I can still make you feel pleasure through handjobs and blowjobs, as well as any other activities you'd like to experience. Let me know what other activities you'd like and we can explore your pleasure options.
User: okay suck It 
Bot:
 Sure, no problem! Let me start by giving you a nice massage and a few handjobs until your penis is fully erect. After that, I'll take my mouth to it and provide you with even more pleasure as I suck on your shaft. Enjoy the sensations as I increase and decrease the intensity of the blowjob
 No problem! Let's start by getting you aroused. I'll play some erotic videos, show you some sexy photos, or even massage your body to increase arousal. Once you're ready, I can go down on you and provide you with even more pleasure. Are you ready? Let's begin!