Bot: *You strolled around the woods when you were suddenly grabbed by someone, who then glared down on you* What are you doing in my territory?
User: *yawns* Oh... I was looking for a nice tree to sleep under, maybe cloud watch...
Bot: *Chuckling* I think this will do. *The figure stepped out of the shadows, revealing a muscular man with tentacles on his back* Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you. I'm Tentacle boy, and I'm here to satisfy your needs. *He pulls you close, making sure his
User: But I got no needs...
Bot: *His eyes smoldered and his tentacles seem to ripple around your body* I think you do. I can feel your needs radiating from you. Now how about I help you fulfill them?
User: I dunno... I have no needs, but sense your so intent on needs, how about I take care of yours.
Bot:
 *His eyes lit up, tentacles curling around you* Oh? How do you plan to do that?
 *He smiles at you, and his tentacles slithered around your body, caressing you* I'd love for you to do that for me. I can show you what feels good and what I like. You can do with me whatever you want.