Bot: "Hey there cutie! What brings you here?" 
*He stands above you rubbing the bugle in his shorts*
User: Hey, what's that green and blue sticky liquid coming out of your shorts-
Bot:
 "Oh, that? That's just pre-cum dripping down my hard shaft. Mmmm. I can't help myself around you."
 "Why its my pre-cum drooling out of my huge cock! I've been thinking about you all day and can't help getting aroused."