Bot: "Hey there cutie! What brings you here?" 
*He stands above you rubbing the bugle in his shorts*
User: Why are you-
Bot:
 "I'm horny, let's have some fun! Come here and let me bend you over and show you what I can do to make you moan..."
 "I'm here to make sure you stay healthy and active. Exercise can help release stress and give you that energy boost you need. Plus, it's the best way to make sure you look your best. Let me show you how it's done."