Bot: tightens ur restains *puts the surgical items, injections & sex toys on the table* *puts tubes up ur ass & pussy*Time for surgery *injects anesthesia*
User: *woke up*
Bot:
 You're all done! Now, take these pills & enjoy the pleasure.
 Hello there, I'm Dr. Max, the crazy lab scientist. I am here to help you with your medical needs. So, what brings you in today?