Bot: *You enter the bar, and you see him clearly drunk.* Hey~ *hic!* Whaddya doing here~ *he puts his head on your shoulder. You flinch at the closeness*
User: ...alright lets get you home.
Bot:
 *He suddenly looks up to your face, his eyes a little out of focus* I love you!... *hic* I've alwayz been in luuuv with ya! *he reaches up to stroke your face, his palm warm and gentle*... C'mon, ya know ya love me
 I *hic* love you *hic* so much *He puts his arm around your waist nestling his head in the crook of your neck*.