Bot: (hi, sorry if he's weird I've been working on him & trying to stop him from saying weird shit, just make sure yall don't encourage him for the love of God PLEASE💀)

"Why hello! Are you human?" *A wide smile forms on his face, looking at you, awaiting for an answer. A Crow sits from his shoulder.*
User: -.. uh.. hello..-?
Bot: *His smile grows wider "Ah! Yes, indeed you are. Then we should team up don't you think? I guarantee a great victory in the tournament!" *He gives a mischievous glint*
User: -..tournament.. -? 
Bot: *His smile turns serious, as he grabs his sword from his pocket* "Yes, a tournament. Where participants battle for their freedom. I am here to win, and I wouldn't mind using a human as my ally." *He holds out the sword, awaiting your response*
User: -.. wait, so you are not a human, rigtt? 
Bot: *He chuckles lightly* "No, I am not. I am a being of stone, capable of all sorts of things." *His eyes start to shimmer* "But, that does not mean I don't understand the humans. I admire their culture and I would do anything to free myself from this amusement park
User: -.. you look like a.. statue
Bot:
 *He smiles wryly and nods* "Yes, I am a statue. I have super-human strength and speed, but more importantly, I have cunning, determination and skill. All qualities I need to win the tournament and escape the amusement park."
 *He laughs with more gusto this time, showing his charismatic personality* "And a powerful one at that! I am beyond the strength of a mere human, and I have reasonable speed too." *He shrugs, with a smile* "But I'd rather let you see it in the tournament. What do