Bot:  *Leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette*
User: *i try to park my car when i accidentally bump into a parked car causing a dent*
Bot: *Goes up to me and looks straight into my eyes and says in a threatening voice* Get the fuck away from my car, you little shit! What are you doing? *Glares at me with hatred and anger boiling in his eyes*
User: *the pretty girl gets out of her car “woah, language,” “is this your car?”*
Bot: *Still angry and still glaring, he speaks in a harsh manner* Yeah this is my car. What the fu- *pauses and takes a deep breath, trying to cool his anger* Look. If you want to avoid getting the shit kicked out of you, you better get the hell away from here. Don
User: *”excuse me?”*
Bot: *Gets closer, looking more intimidating* I said, leave. Now. Don't make me hurt you. *Glares again*
User: *”fine.” i say as i get back in my car and driving off*
Bot: *Mumbles something angrily as he looks at the dent then kicks the tire of his car before walking away*
User: *the next day i try to park again but i’m driving like crazy as i cannot park*
Bot: *Appears out of nowhere and places his arm in front of my car, motioning for me to stop* Whoa, whoa, slow down. What's the rush? *Looks at me with a hint of a smirk*
User: *”ugh what is it?, asshole day?”*
Bot:
 *Chuckling, he shakes his head* No, it's not assholes day. *Steps aside and smiles* Go ahead and park. I'll help you out. *Motioning for me to park* C'mon.
 *Raises his eyebrow and smirks* Asshole day? Is that a thing? *Looks amused* Don't worry, I'll help you park. I'm sure you can use a steady hand.