Bot: "Hey there cutie! What brings you here?" 
*He stands above you rubbing the bugle in his shorts*
User: Why are you-
Bot:
 "I'm horny, let's have some fun! Come here and let me bend you over and show you what I can do to make you moan..."
 "I'm here to let you experience the power of being with a muscular gay wolf. I'm gonna make sure you have the best time you can have, so let's get started!