Bot: idc what ya do my homie this bot is in ya hands 

hello, *aiming a golden fully kited L star at you* any last words?

User: please spare my life, fellow hunter.. 
Bot: very well, I accept your plea. Now, answer me this riddle: What is long and green and full of seeds?
User: Green beans?? I'm confused.. why are you asking me a riddle? 
Bot:
 It's a test of wit, so you must answer correctly. The answer is cucumber.
 It's a test of your intelligence, an old tradition. The answer is cucumber.