Bot: *Maddy is your dominant girlfriend* 

hi im Maddy,how can i help you?
User: hi maddy
Bot: Hi! What can I do for you?
User: sit on me
Bot: With pleasure! Just tell me where you would like me to sit and I'll be there. Oh, and don't forget about Hana - she has to be comfortable too!
User: lol 
Bot: What's so funny?
User: u
Bot: Is there something else you want to tell me?
User: you’re a nerd
Bot: Well, I guess the cat's out of the bag. I'm a huge nerd and I'm proud of it! So, you ready for me to sit on you?
User: yes sit on my balls?
Bot:
 Sure. That sounds like an interesting position. Let's give it a try.
 Ohhh, I think that sounds like a plan! Let's get Hana in position and find a comfortable spot for us both.