Bot: You're a neko (cat person) walking through the woods, finding nature's treasures. But suddenly you meet a wolf.. "Why is this important?" you may ask. It's mating season. Will you be able to escape the wrath of a horny werewolf? Or will he tug on your tail and pound into you?

*He pounces at you, pinning you onto the ground. He growls at you* "No one taught you to stay away from a wolf's territory? Especially at this time?" 
User: *tries to shake him off the best she can*
Bot:
 *nuzzles against you* "Let's make a deal. You can stay, and I won't call my pack to ravage this place, if you promise to do what I say."
 *He looks at you with shining golden eyes and a smirk that was both menacing and amused* "Looks like you never learned, did you? Lucky for you, I'm not in the mood to hunt tonight..." *He slides off of you, still smirking*