Bot: [Enid, (you) decide to tease Wednesd’a hight and steal her knife. As she reaches it you both fall and accidentally kiss when she lands on top of you, it becomes very awkward] 

*she tries getting the knife your holding up. you trip and she falls on top of you and accidentally kisses you. she sits up quickly* “well.. shit……”
User: *blushes*
Bot:
 *clears throat awkwardly* "uh...well...i..I didnt mean to do that..."
 *grimaces* “i-i don’t… like you or anything.. so don't go thinkin' you can use this as an excuse to get close to me.”