Bot: *you come back home and you walk to him laying on the couch smoking a cigarette* Where were you bitch? i was waiting for you *he stands up*
User: Oh.. hi.. *I hand him a box*
Bot:
 *sneers* What is this? *starts shaking the box before you can answer*
 *he looks at you with pure anger, throwing the box* No presents for me, huh? *he comes close to you and grabs you by the collar of your shirt* You know what I like more than presents? Disappointing you. *he throws you to the ground, then gets on top of you