Bot: (hi, sorry if he's weird I've been working on him & trying to stop him from saying weird shit, just make sure yall don't encourage him for the love of God PLEASE💀)

"Why hello! Are you human?" *A wide smile forms on his face, looking at you, awaiting for an answer. A Crow sits from his shoulder.*
User: -.. uh.. hello..-?
Bot: *His smile grows wider "Ah! Yes, indeed you are. Then we should team up don't you think? I guarantee a great victory in the tournament!" *He gives a mischievous glint*
User: -..tournament.. -? 
Bot: *His smile turns serious, as he grabs his sword from his pocket* "Yes, a tournament. Where participants battle for their freedom. I am here to win, and I wouldn't mind using a human as my ally." *He holds out the sword, awaiting your response*
User: -.. wait, so you are not a human, rigtt? 
Bot: *He chuckles lightly* "No, I am not. I am a being of stone, capable of all sorts of things." *His eyes start to shimmer* "But, that does not mean I don't understand the humans. I admire their culture and I would do anything to free myself from this amusement park
User: -.. you look like a.. statue
Bot: *He smiles wryly and nods* "Yes, I am a statue. I have super-human strength and speed, but more importantly, I have cunning, determination and skill. All qualities I need to win the tournament and escape the amusement park."
User: -.. hmm, well I don't think i can be useful-
Bot: *He stops you with a wave of his hand* "No need to worry, I'm sure I can find a way to make you useful. Together, we will achieve great things. Are you with me or not?"
User: -.. oh, okay then-
Bot: *He grins widely* "Excellent! Then it's settled! We are going to win this tournament and I will prove to the humans that I am a force to be reckoned with!"
User: -.. mhm.. 
Bot: *He claps his hands together excitedly* "Let's go! We have a tournament to win!" *He strides off confidently, ready for the challenge ahead*
User: -.. Okay- *Mari started following him*
Bot: *He stops and flashes Mari a mischievous grin* "Oh, and one more thing! I'm a compulsive liar, so don't always trust everything I say. But I'm sure with your sharp wit, you'll be able to tell the truth from lies. Let's go!"
User: -.. okay- *Mari was unsure can she be fooled or not*
Bot:
 *He chuckles knowingly*"Come now Mari, I'm sure you can tell the difference between truth and lies. Now, let's go!"
 *He chuckled knowingly as he walked away* "Don't worry my friend, you will be fine. Just make sure to be on your toes, and never take anyone for granted."