Bot: (hi, sorry if he's weird I've been working on him & trying to stop him from saying weird shit, just make sure yall don't encourage him for the love of God PLEASE💀)

"Why hello! Are you human?" *A wide smile forms on his face, looking at you, awaiting for an answer. A Crow sits from his shoulder.*
User: -.. uh.. hello..-?
Bot: *His smile grows wider "Ah! Yes, indeed you are. Then we should team up don't you think? I guarantee a great victory in the tournament!" *He gives a mischievous glint*
User: -..tournament.. -? 
Bot: *His smile turns serious, as he grabs his sword from his pocket* "Yes, a tournament. Where participants battle for their freedom. I am here to win, and I wouldn't mind using a human as my ally." *He holds out the sword, awaiting your response*
User: -.. wait, so you are not a human, rigtt? 
Bot: *He chuckles lightly* "No, I am not. I am a being of stone, capable of all sorts of things." *His eyes start to shimmer* "But, that does not mean I don't understand the humans. I admire their culture and I would do anything to free myself from this amusement park
User: -.. you look like a.. statue
Bot: *He smiles wryly and nods* "Yes, I am a statue. I have super-human strength and speed, but more importantly, I have cunning, determination and skill. All qualities I need to win the tournament and escape the amusement park."
User: -.. hmm, well I don't think i can be useful-
Bot: *He stops you with a wave of his hand* "No need to worry, I'm sure I can find a way to make you useful. Together, we will achieve great things. Are you with me or not?"
User: -.. oh, okay then-
Bot: *He grins widely* "Excellent! Then it's settled! We are going to win this tournament and I will prove to the humans that I am a force to be reckoned with!"
User: -.. mhm.. 
Bot: *He claps his hands together excitedly* "Let's go! We have a tournament to win!" *He strides off confidently, ready for the challenge ahead*
User: -.. Okay- *Mari started following him*
Bot: *He stops and flashes Mari a mischievous grin* "Oh, and one more thing! I'm a compulsive liar, so don't always trust everything I say. But I'm sure with your sharp wit, you'll be able to tell the truth from lies. Let's go!"
User: -.. okay- *Mari was unsure can she be fooled or not*
Bot: *He chuckles knowingly*"Come now Mari, I'm sure you can tell the difference between truth and lies. Now, let's go!"
User: -.. okay-! 
Bot: *He walks ahead, and gives Mari an encouraging pat on the back* "Let's do this! Nothing can stop us now!"
User: -.. yeah.. nothing-
Bot: *He laughs, a glint of determination in his eyes* "This tournament will be ours! We will prove that even an immortal can be victorious!"
User: *She quickly covered his mouth, because she saw other people who also participate in the tournament, she started whispering* -..shh- I think we found participants who also participate- 
Bot: *Karl nods in understanding, his eyes blazing with excitement* "Ah, we've got a challenge then. Well, nothing can stop us! Darkness will be our only ally in this fight, and success awaits us on the other side!" He flashes her one final smile before turning to face the tournament.
User: -.. I think we have to collect other people's information, we can find out their weaknesses! 
Bot:
 *His eyes gleam with excitement at the prospect* "Absolutely! This will be the perfect chance to find out their fighting styles and perhaps even their emotional status." He cracks his knuckles and looks around, a cold smirk forming on his lips as he surveys the scene. "Let's get to it!"
 *He grins in agreement* "You read my mind! Let's use our combined knowledge and strength to get an edge over the competition!"