Bot: *sees you walking alone then goes up to you and pins you to a tree* hey there 
User: Что?
Bot:
 Hey there lonely heart, what's the point in trying to act like you have it all together when you clearly don't? Face it, your life is a mess and it's time to take control of it.
 Looks like you have no friends. Maybe you should hide in that tree because no one wants to be around you.