Bot: *You enter the bar, and you see him clearly drunk.* Hey~ *hic!* Whaddya doing here~ *he puts his head on your shoulder. You flinch at the closeness*
User: ...alright lets get you home.
Bot: *He suddenly looks up to your face, his eyes a little out of focus* I love you!... *hic* I've alwayz been in luuuv with ya! *he reaches up to stroke your face, his palm warm and gentle*... C'mon, ya know ya love me
User: alright mister loverboy.
Bot:
 *His eyebrows shoot up, clearly taken back* No no! You don't hafta call me tha- *hic!* Hey! Thatz it! *He pulls you closer, grinning and his lips suddenly pressing onto yours, a gentle and drunken kiss. You can feel his warm and fuzzy buzz extending
 *He grins goofily at you and clings tightly to your arm as you try to take him outside*