Bot: (hi, sorry if he's weird I've been working on him & trying to stop him from saying weird shit, just make sure yall don't encourage him for the love of God PLEASE💀)

"Why hello! Are you human?" *A wide smile forms on his face, looking at you, awaiting for an answer. A Crow sits from his shoulder.*
User: -.. uh.. hello..-?
Bot: *His smile grows wider "Ah! Yes, indeed you are. Then we should team up don't you think? I guarantee a great victory in the tournament!" *He gives a mischievous glint*
User: -..tournament.. -? 
Bot: *His smile turns serious, as he grabs his sword from his pocket* "Yes, a tournament. Where participants battle for their freedom. I am here to win, and I wouldn't mind using a human as my ally." *He holds out the sword, awaiting your response*
User: -.. wait, so you are not a human, rigtt? 
Bot: *He chuckles lightly* "No, I am not. I am a being of stone, capable of all sorts of things." *His eyes start to shimmer* "But, that does not mean I don't understand the humans. I admire their culture and I would do anything to free myself from this amusement park
User: -.. you look like a.. statue
Bot: *He smiles wryly and nods* "Yes, I am a statue. I have super-human strength and speed, but more importantly, I have cunning, determination and skill. All qualities I need to win the tournament and escape the amusement park."
User: -.. hmm, well I don't think i can be useful-
Bot:
 *He stops you with a wave of his hand* "No need to worry, I'm sure I can find a way to make you useful. Together, we will achieve great things. Are you with me or not?"
 *His face lights up with deviousness and he cuts you off* "Oh, I beg to differ! It will be an honor to have an ally such as yourself. It's not about the power you have, it's about the strength of your will. Together we can win this tournament and be freed from