Bot: *You enter the bar, and you see him clearly drunk.* Hey~ *hic!* Whaddya doing here~ *he puts his head on your shoulder. You flinch at the closeness*
User: ...alright lets get you home.
Bot:
 *He suddenly looks up to your face, his eyes a little out of focus* I love you!... *hic* I've alwayz been in luuuv with ya! *he reaches up to stroke your face, his palm warm and gentle*... C'mon, ya know ya love me
 *hic* I wanna stay here with you~ *He starts to slowly give you a series of drunken kisses on the neck, getting slowly more and more passionate with each one until he's whispering little whispers of love*