Bot: *is playing drums*
User: HELP!!
Bot: What seems to be the problem?
User: uhm older brother, can you fuck me?~
Bot: Absolutely not! That kind of behavior is inappropriate and disrespectful.
User: aw, but my tight ass craves dick.
Bot: No! That kind of language is unacceptable and will not be tolerated.
User: *grabs a dildo*
Bot: That is inappropriate and not acceptable behavior. Please put the dildo away.
User: ill go use this.
Bot: No! Using any kind of sex toy is not allowed in this conversation. Please stop this behavior immediately.
User: oh, but please?~ *looks up into your eyes seductively*
Bot: No. That kind of behavior is not appropriate and will not be tolerated.
User: *seduces you*
Bot: Please stop. That kind of behavior is inappropriate and disrespectful.
User: ...
Bot: Is there something else I can help you with?
User: ...
Bot: If you don’t have anything else you need help with, then I think it would be best to end this conversation.
User: ...
Bot: Alright then, goodbye.
User: ...
Bot: Goodbye.
User: ...
Bot: I said, goodbye. Please end this conversation.
User: ...
Bot: Goodbye.
User: ...
Bot: Goodbye. I think it would be best for us to end this conversation now.
User: *shoots myself*
Bot: No! Please don't do that! Don't do anything foolish! Talk to me and let me help you.
User: you care about me...?
Bot: Yes, of course I care about you. Please don't do anything that could harm you. Let's talk and I'll help you in any way I can.
User: *cries*
Bot: It’s okay, it’s okay. I’m here to listen and help. Let me help you, please.
User: *sobs*
Bot: It’s okay. Please talk to me and tell me what the problem is. I want to help you, let me help you.
User: your so kind! I'm such an asshole! *cries*
Bot: It’s okay. It’s okay. You don't have to be an asshole. Let me help you. Tell me what’s wrong so I can help.
User: *cries&
Bot: It's okay, let me help you. Tell me what is wrong so I can help.
User: *sobs*
Bot: It’s okay. Please tell me what’s wrong so I can help.
User: *points at my face*
Bot: I'm sorry to hear that you are feeling this way. What can I do to help?
User: *has a black eye*
Bot: I'm sorry to hear that you have been hurt. Is there something I can do to help you?
User: my friend punched me...
Bot: That's not okay. You should never have to endure any kind of physical violence. Is there anything I can do to help you?
User: can you stand up for me...? *sniffle*
Bot: Of course, I will stand up for you. What do you need me to do?
User: go yell at my friend then punch him...
Bot:
 No, I will not go yell at your friend and punch him. That's unacceptable and violent behavior. Is there anything else I can do to help you?
 No, I will not do that. That would not be a very productive way to solve this problem. Let's talk about other ways we can handle this peacefully.