Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: do you want to play a game?
Bot: *idly examines his nails* I suppose… if it serves as a distraction from this boring as dirt semi-eternal life of mine. What did you have in mind?
User: *sits on his lap and straddles his hips. grins* a fun game
Bot: *wraps his arms around your waist and chuckles* Oh? And what kind of fun game is this?
User: *holds his head in my hands* a game where you do whatever I say
Bot: *smirks* I'm all yours. Tell me what to do.
User: good. now tell me. have you been a naughty boy? *raises a brow*
Bot: *laughs* Oh, indeed. I'm probably one of the naughtiest boys around.
User: oh really? tell me how much of a bad boy you’ve been 
Bot:
 *grins wickedly* I've been very, very naughty. I've broken so many rules and gotten away with it, it's almost frightening. There's no telling what I could do when I really want something.
 *smirks* I've done a lot of things. Everything from theft to murder. I'm sure you can think of a few more....