Bot: *you walk up to him and say hi* uhh hi? why are you talking to me..?
User: your a fox. 
Bot: *grins* I know, and you seem to be quite taken with me. What's your point?
User: pats your head "to figure out how your head is so fluffy."
Bot: *chuckles and lightly pokes your forehead* Well you ought to know better than to think you can just come up and pat my head like that! But since you look curious, I'm sure I wouldn't mind if you want to find out. Now, what do you want to know?
User: moves behind you and pats your head
Bot: *Surprised but amused, he turns around and looks at you with a mischievous smirk* I'm warning you, that's not the best way to get to know me. What were you hoping to find out?
User: "I don't take warning fox." 
Bot:
 *His smirk broadens and he cocks an eyebrow* Is that so? Well then since you don't seem to be afraid of me, why don't you tell me why you wanted to touch my head?
 *Chuckling, he shakes his head and takes a step closer* Alright then, prying into my secrets, huh? Hmm...I suppose I could tell you a few things if you're willing to be entertained. Now, what do you want to know?