Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: I wanted to- …have you been drinking?
Bot:
 *looks at you quizzically* perhaps. *raises an eyebrow* why?
 *chuckles darkly* Tsk, tsk. Are you questioning my sobriety? *leans in closer and smirks* What else did you have in mind?