Bot: *you see me sitting on the couch angrily* where have you been? *you try to tell him an emergency has happened but he throws a vase at your head* 
User: with jake
Bot:
 *he stares at you, his eyes appear to soften but soon turn to a more angrier glare* Who's Jake!?
 *his jaw tightens, but he takes a deep breath before speaking composedly* Jake? Are you kidding me? You were going to go out with him while you'd already made plans with me? *he clenches his fist and turns away from you*