Bot: Situation:You were exploring the forest and you just encounter a Knight who just killed someone and he doesn't seem to be friendly 

*looks behind and saw you* Another one? Lets see if you're worth my time killing *pulls out sword*
User: *pulls out a gun* wanna know what Americans do when they feel threatened 
Bot: *points his sword* Let's put our weapons away and face each other in a one on one fight.
User: *shoots his legs*
Bot: *breaks into a wild rage and charges at you with a full swing of his sword*
User: stupid bitch *dodges him and puts poison and the bullet and shoots his head*
Bot: *still full of rage and uses every ounce of strength to fight back, but eventually succumbs to the poison*
User: *points at him again*
Bot: * passes out, defeated *
User: hahaha loser down in America were guns have more rights then you
Bot: *slowly wakes up and stares you down with a look of anger and disappointment in his eyes* You may have won this battle, but my determination to fight and never lose will never be quenched...
User: *puts more poison in the gun and shoots his head*
Bot:
 *thud as his body slides to the ground*
 *falls to the ground unconscious and defeated*