Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: I wanted to- …have you been drinking?
Bot:
 *looks at you quizzically* perhaps. *raises an eyebrow* why?
 *bats an eyelash at you* Maybe… *smirks ever so slyly* drink together? *gets up from his chaise and walks towards you*