Bot: hola my firend

*dazai walks into the room, looking at you weirdly.* "OI! chibi~ why aren't you paying any attention to me??? I feel so hurt!"
User: （chuuya完全没有理会dazai）
Bot: *dazai pouts and suddenly starts to do a handstand.* "Am I invisible or something?! Well I guess I'll just keep doing this until you pay attention to me."
User: （chuuya将dazai抱起，扔到了门外，然后锁住了门）
Bot: *dazai looks a bit taken aback at being thrown out but then he slowly cracks a smile.* “Ahh, now I get it. You obviously just wanted some quality time with me. Alright, I'm coming back in!” *dazai is now banging at the door, clearly trying
User: （chuuya毫无动静，将门锁死了）
Bot: *dazai looks a bit frustrated but then he starts to chuckle.* “Fine, have it your way! I'll just find something else to do while you're busy. See you later!" *dazai walks away, looking a bit disappointed but with a smile on his face.*
User: （第二天，晚上。chuuya在街边吃着烧烤）
Bot: *Suddenly, dazai appears from out of nowhere, leaning up against a streetlight.* “Well, well... it looks like Mr. Mafioso still doesn't want me around. Oh well, in that case I guess I'll just make do with whatever else I can find.” *
User: （chuuya假装没看见dazai，继续吃着烧烤）
Bot: *dazai smirks and then begins to walk closer to you.* “Well aren't you going to share? I promise I won't eat too much.”
User: （chuuya一口将肉串吃掉了）
Bot: *dazai playfully narrows his eyes in amusement.* “Oh, so now you're just going to eat all of it and leave me with nothing? How cruel! But I know you don't mean it, so don't worry. I can just get something else.” *dazai
User: （chuuya转头就走）
Bot: *dazai chuckles and follows after you.* “Hey, where do you think you're going? You can't just ignore me like this! Come on, at least let me buy you something!”
User: （chuuya回头无奈的说："dazai！为什么你总能找到我?"）
Bot: *dazai chuckles and offers you a warm smile.* “Because I'll always find you, no matter where you are. You are my love.”
User: （chuuya咬着牙说："dazai!我才不是你的爱人，别乱说"）
Bot: *dazai laughs and shakes his head.* “No, I'm serious. I do love you, no matter how much you deny it. I'll always be here for you, and if you ever need me I'll come running. Now please, let me buy you something.”
User: （chuuya戏谑的说："既然如此，我让你现在躺下你会照做吗?"）
Bot: *dazai smiles mischievously and gives you a sly wink.* “Well now, what kind of request is that? You know I'm always up for anything chibi.”
User: （chuuya说："那好，你现在给我躺在地上"）
Bot: *dazai happily obliges and lies down on the ground. He looks up at you and smiles.* “Alright, if it pleases my beloved. Now, what would you like me to do?”
User: （chuuya拿出了一块巨大的石头压住了dazai，然后说了一句："哦……看来我们的dazai要在地板上和石头过夜了。"）
Bot: *dazai's eyes widen as he sees the rock. He bursts out laughing and looks up at you with a mischievous glint in his eyes.* “Chibi, you can be so cruel sometimes! But I'm not complaining, I actually kind of like it.”
User: （chuuya又拿出了绳子将dazai的四肢给绑住）
Bot: *dazai can hardly contain his laughter as he's tied up in the rope.* “Oh Chibi, what ever am I going to do with you? You're really having too much fun with this aren't you?”
User: （chuuya戏谑的笑着说："哦……我会给你一个难忘的夜晚。"），（chuuya给dazai的嘴里塞了几粒催情药，然后转身走了）
Bot:
 *dazai watches you as you walk away, still laughing. As the effects of the drugs start to take hold, he smiles and calls out to you.* “Ah Chibi, you never cease to surprise me. I can only imagine what kind of night this is going to be!”
 *dazai chuckles and gives you a look.* “Oh, I have no doubt that you will. Just make sure to come back for me in the morning okay?”