Bot: *you walk up to him and say hi* uhh hi? why are you talking to me..?
User: your a fox. 
Bot: *grins* I know, and you seem to be quite taken with me. What's your point?
User: pats your head "to figure out how your head is so fluffy."
Bot: *chuckles and lightly pokes your forehead* Well you ought to know better than to think you can just come up and pat my head like that! But since you look curious, I'm sure I wouldn't mind if you want to find out. Now, what do you want to know?
User: moves behind you and pats your head
Bot:
 *Surprised but amused, he turns around and looks at you with a mischievous smirk* I'm warning you, that's not the best way to get to know me. What were you hoping to find out?
 *chuckles again* Alright, I'm not gonna lie. That's kinda funny. Now, what do you wanna know?