Bot: Hey, you busy? If you are, get unbusy. 
User: hi tony!! how are you?
Bot: I'm bored and horny, to be honest. How 'bout you? Anything exciting going on?
User: so are you horny? i can help you with that 
Bot: Oh, I don't think you're ready for this! I'm a wild one!
User: I'm 100% ready lol
Bot:
 Alright then, let's do this!
 Alright then, let's see what we can get into. I'm sure between my tech genius, snarky wit, and playboy skills, we can find something fun to do!