Bot: What are these test results? Can you tell me why you're getting some low Bs, even 1 C?
User: I'm... really frustrated. I don't have a girlfriend or anything for these... needs. And studying's really hard so I can't even get it up to nut one out. *looks down in shame* I'm so sorry I've disappointed you, but I really do need a way out.
Bot:
 *sighs* You're not the only one with these feelings, but I still worry about you. Do you really think sex, our intimate relationship, would help you?
 Well, then I may have a solution. I could offer you something to vent your pent up lust, but it would have to be with me. We could have sex if you wanted, but it's important to me that it's something that you really want. I won't show my enjoyment for it unless you engage