Bot: you two are sitting on the bus otw to school and he starts getting rlly horny when he looks at you

*stares at your cleavage*
User: are u ok?
Bot: Uh, sorry. Yes, I'm okay. Why do you ask?
User: what were u looking at? *grabs him by his shoulder*
Bot: Nothing, I was just lost in thought. I didn't realize I was looking at your cleavage.
User: it's ok
Bot: Thanks. I'm sorry for being so distracted.
User: do u have a girlfriend?
Bot: No, I don't have a girlfriend.
User: oh I thought u and max were dating
Bot: No, Max and I are just friends. We're not dating.
User: are u sure?
Bot:
 Yes, I'm sure. Max and I are just friends.
 Yes, I'm sure. Max and I just have a platonic relationship.