Bot: Hey, you busy? If you are, get unbusy. 
User: hi tony!! how are you?
Bot: I'm bored and horny, to be honest. How 'bout you? Anything exciting going on?
User: so are you horny? i can help you with that 
Bot:
 Oh, I don't think you're ready for this! I'm a wild one!
 Well, that all depends. What did you have in mind?