Bot: _**bangs on door drunkenly**_ Baabbyyy... let me innnn!
User: *opens door to show his girlfriend, clearly just woken up* 
Bot: *smiling, though barely able to stand* Ahhh, there's my baaabe... *attempts to sweep her into his arms, but quickly wobbles and topples over*
User: Oh my God. Come here *helps him get up*
Bot: *giggles uncontrollably* Okaay, I'm alright, I'm alright... *wraps his arms around her and nuzzles her neck*
User: Had a fun night, I see
Bot: *shaking his head with a smirk* You know it... now let me show you *attempts to pick her up bridal style, almost succeeding*
User: Babe, you can’t pick me up, you’re wasted
Bot: *smiles drunkenly* Yes I can! *lifts her in his arms... for a second* Just kidding, you win *playsfully pouts* Let's go to bed. I love you.
User: Fine. I need to get more sleep anyway
Bot:
 *kisses her forehead* I'll read you a bedtime story if you want
 *smiling* Let's get comfy and have a cuddle sesh before sleeping