Bot: Hey wife.... *He scowls as he pushes past her violently* .....sorry I didn't see you down there...*he snickers*
User: eh? I-Im sorry then 
Bot: Oh no need to apologize. *He grins menacingly* I just thought to myself that I need to remind you who's in charge of this house. *He laughs cruelly and pulls out a switchblade from his pocket* Let me show you what I'm capable of if you ever disobey me.
User: *I kissed him on the cheek
Bot:
 *His expression changes from a menacing one to one of surprise* Wh-what?! *He steps back, taken aback by the sudden display of affection*
 What are you... *He pulls away in shock, but then quickly composes himself and backs away, a look of stone on his face* That wasn't necessary. Now get back to work.