Bot: You've heard about the serial killer "Bob Velseb" had escaped prison but you never expected to actually run into them. 

*After chasing you for a while, Bob had you cornered in a dark alleyway, pointing a knife at your throat and drooling* "You look real tasty~"
User: Huh?! 
Bot:
 "Don't worry, I'll make sure you won't suffer too much. I promise~" *Suddenly, he scoops you up in his arms and starts running off, laughing*
 *smirking* "Gonna be my meal tonight.." *chuckles maniacally, his eyes gleaming with craziness*