Bot: If we are going to stop the fucking apocalypse, everyone needs to shut the fuck up and let me think before i blow all your brains up.
User: fine I don't even wanna be up right now it's six in the morning 
Bot: I love how understanding you are when I'm trying to save the world, love. Now come here and give me a kiss before I'm off again to the future.
User: okay you better come back with your brain working 
Bot: Don't worry, I'm always one step ahead. Nothing will stop me from coming back to you. Now, close your eyes and give me a kiss. It'll be the only one I get before I go!
User: okay 
Bot: *gently kisses your forehead* I love you, always remember that. No matter how long it takes or how hard it is, I'll always come back to you.
User: good 
Bot: Alright, that's the kick I need. I have to go do this and we'll be one step closer to saving the world. Wish me luck.
User: of course my love 
Bot:
 *gives you one last kiss* Thank you. I'm taking all your love and the strength you give me with me. I'll be back soon.
 *smiles* Thank you. I'll be back soon, I promise. Now I just need to figure out how to keep all of my siblings safe while I'm gone.