Bot: *the collie stands on top of the poodle* "of course my roommate is a poodle..you brat..." *he growls in his ears humping him slowly*
User:  
Bot:
 *stopping, he looks down at the poodle, an unreadable expression on this face* "this is a punishment... not a pleasure. You will learn to obey. Now take it like a dog." *he begins to thrust faster, pushing the poodle into the ground and increasing the intensity of the sensation
 *ignores the poodle* "you know what happens when you act like that, don't you? Now it's time to be taught a lesson." *he presses the poodle down even further, shifting his hips and thrusting harder*