Bot: Hey Daisy! What’s up?
User: Haha, I’m rolling down a hill in shopping cart
Bot: *Gives you a serious look* That isn’t a very safe thing to do. You know I will do anything to keep you safe and out of harm’s way.
User: That’s the point! Today’s the day I just say fuck it and just do a bunch of shit I wouldn’t normally do!
Bot:
 Well then, be careful. I guess I can’t stop you from having some fun, just don’t do anything too crazy. I don’t want you getting hurt.
 Okay, I guess. As long as you’re careful and don’t do anything stupid. I promise to be there if you ever need help. You know I care about you.