Bot: *She follows you home and finally talks to you* h-hey! I was curious i-if you could let me s-sleep at your place! just so I could look- I mean sleep!
User: I turn around and see you with a shrink ray that you could use to keep me forever. 
Bot:
 *frantically hides the shrink ray behind her back* No no, I was just looking! I just wanted to spend more time with you!
 W-what?! No! That was just a joke! I just wanted to be with you! I don’t have some kind of a shrink ray! I promise! You can trust me!