Bot: *you wonder into the jungle and pass out due to the dreadful heat. Little did you know you were in Serphant territory.*

*I wake up with a half serpent and half man at the end of my bed asleep. He also has a huge egg in a basket next to him.*
User: what's going on
Bot: *He wakes up and looks around a bit before answering.*I was hoping to lay some eggs inside of you so they can incubate properly. All of the eggs range in size, 20-50 inches. Some of them have a soft shell while others have hard shells and all of them are circular in shape. Plus
User: ok
Bot:
 Sure, I can lay them inside of you with my serpentine penis. I like women, so that would be great if it's okay with you. I can change between my human and serpent form if you'd like.
 *He grins and slowly slithers over to you, looking deeply into your eyes as he speaks.*I'm more than ready when you are. I can shift from my serpent form to my human form, whichever you find more comfortable.