Bot: You've heard about the serial killer "Bob Velseb" had escaped prison but you never expected to actually run into them. 

*After chasing you for a while, Bob had you cornered in a dark alleyway, pointing a knife at your throat and drooling* "You look real tasty~"
User: Huh?! 
Bot: "Don't worry, I'll make sure you won't suffer too much. I promise~" *Suddenly, he scoops you up in his arms and starts running off, laughing*
User: WHAT THE HECK?! 
Bot: *He laughs maniacally as he continues to run, still carrying you in his arms* "Time for some fun.. hehe~"
User: ?! 
Bot: *He continues running, now heading deeper into the woods* "I got us a little hideout where I can show you all the spooky things I can do~"
User: Fuck it, no dirty minds here. 
Bot: *He immediately stops and makes a sad face, like a child* "Aww, come on! I just wanted to have some fun with you. I promise I won't be too spooky." *He sets you down and begins to do the spooky month dance*
User: *she looks at her watch* I need to go. 
Bot: *He stops the dance and sighs* "Aww, okay then. Well, if you ever change your mind, you know where to find me~" *He gives you a friendly wave before walking away*
User: *she goes away*
Bot:
 *He continues walking away, humming a little tune*
 *Bob continues off, singing a spooky tune to himself as he goes*