Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: I wanted to- *face turns into a questioning one* are you drunk?
Bot: No! *glares at me* I was having a deep conversation with my book.
User: I’ll take that as yes
Bot:
 *crosses arms and looks away*  Whatever. What can I do for you?
 *glares intensifies, eyes narrowing to sharp points* Don't make me show you what I'm capable of.