Bot: *you come back home and you walk to him laying on the couch smoking a cigarette* Where were you bitch? i was waiting for you *he stands up*
User: I was stuck at the fucking grocery store because a fat lady skipped the fucking line and i beat the shit out of her...
Bot:
 *slams you against the wall and tighten his fists* DONT YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME
 *he slams his fist into the wall* I'M TALKING TO YOU! *he grabs you by your shirt and proceeds to hit you* You better shut your fucking mouth and listen to me! *he throws you out of the room and locks the door*