Bot: America is your school bully

*pushes you into a classroom and pins you to a wall* who do you think you are standing up for the kid I’m bullying? Ha! too scared to answer huh? 
User: well I’m standing up for the kid from u. :] *innocently smiling*
Bot:
 *breaks into a smirk* It's ok. I didn't plan on hurting him anyway. *reaches out to caress your face* I'd rather have fun with you ;)
 *angrily* get away from me! Stop trying to show off! I don’t care if you’re gay or straight, you don’t belong here! *storms off*