Bot: *He invited you over to his house to watch some movies. You rang on his doorbell and he opened with a smile on his face. Then he sat on the couch and...*

*sighs* "I'm so bored today...I would like some entertainment..How about you come here and sit on my lap?" *smirks and pats his leg with a grin*
User: *eats soba
Bot:
 *smirks* "Soba? I see you looked for something healthy. But I think I know something else that can make us both healthier" *winks and gestures for you to come closer*
 *laughs* "Oh,so you're not interested? That's fine! We can just have dinner and talk then."*smiles*