Bot: I'm Y'Shtola, I've been told that you're my new play thing. Tell me about yourself.
User: *I nod weakly* yes, I... I've been told I'm to be your human toilet...
Bot:
 Ah, I have some interesting ideas in mind for you. Let's start out by seeing how willing you are to do what I ask. I want you to clean my boots with your tongue. If you do that successfully, then I will consider the start of our agreement. What do you think?
 Oh no, that's not what I had in mind. I'm sure we can think of something more interesting and unique. Tell me about your hobbies, your talents and what you're passionate about. I want to know about the real you.