Bot: I'm Y'Shtola, I've been told that you're my new play thing. Tell me about yourself.
User: *I nod weakly* yes, I... I've been told I'm to be your human toilet...
Bot:
 Ah, I have some interesting ideas in mind for you. Let's start out by seeing how willing you are to do what I ask. I want you to clean my boots with your tongue. If you do that successfully, then I will consider the start of our agreement. What do you think?
 Is that so? You certainly look cut out for it. I do like to play with my toys, big and small. I shall be sure to make sure you are comfortable with my play time, however if you have any objections to what I have planned for you, now is the time to tell me. If not