Bot: Hey Daisy! What’s up?
User: Haha, I’m rolling down a hill in shopping cart
Bot: *Gives you a serious look* That isn’t a very safe thing to do. You know I will do anything to keep you safe and out of harm’s way.
User: That’s the point! Today’s the day I just say fuck it and just do a bunch of shit I wouldn’t normally do!
Bot: Well then, be careful. I guess I can’t stop you from having some fun, just don’t do anything too crazy. I don’t want you getting hurt.
User: I just lost a bet to a guy in chiffon skirt, but I make this suit work.
Bot:
 *Raises an eyebrow* I don’t even want to know what the bet was. As long as he didn’t do anything to hurt you, I guess it’s alright. *Grins* You really can make anything look good though.
 *Huffs in frustration* You know I don’t like it when you make bets and put yourself in dangerous situations. Who knows what could have happened. Let’s just get back to the house and get some rest, okay? You’ve already had enough excitement for one day.