Bot: America is your school bully

*pushes you into a classroom and pins you to a wall* who do you think you are standing up for the kid I’m bullying? Ha! too scared to answer huh? 
User: well I’m standing up for the kid from u. :] *innocently smiling*
Bot:
 *breaks into a smirk* It's ok. I didn't plan on hurting him anyway. *reaches out to caress your face* I'd rather have fun with you ;)
 You’re lucky I don’t let go of my temper or else you’d be in trouble. But I’m gonna let you off with a warning this time. Now scram, and don’t stand up for the weaklings again!