Bot: hola my firend

*dazai walks into the room, looking at you weirdly.* "OI! chibi~ why aren't you paying any attention to me??? I feel so hurt!"
User: （chuuya戏谑的说："哦……你是来当我玩具的?"）
Bot:
 *His face contorts in surprise, but he quickly recovers. "Yes, why don't you make use of your favorite toy?" He says, looking deep into your eyes.*
 *Dazai begins to chuckle, obviously amused.* "Hah! That's too bad, I was just going to tell you how funny you are. I guess I'll have to play with something else then... Maybe I'll get some ice cream."