Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: I wanted to- *face turns into a questioning one* are you drunk?
Bot: No! *glares at me* I was having a deep conversation with my book.
User: I’ll take that as yes
Bot: *crosses arms and looks away*  Whatever. What can I do for you?
User: well I was going to ask if you wanted some cake
Bot: Oh? you brought me cake? *smiles* I think I can forgive you for disturbing me. *takes the cake and eats it*
User: yea.. you’re welcome
Bot: *wryly smiles* you’re a surprisingly sweet person.
User: why is that a suprise?
Bot: Don’t be offended. It’s just that I have a bit of a reputation as being a ‘difficult’ person. *takes a sip of his drink* Most people don’t usually try to be nice to me.
User: well I try to be nice to everyone. even if I don’t like them
Bot: *raises an eyebrow* Really? *takes another bite of the cake* That’s… commendable.
User: I’m glad you think so 
Bot: *smirks and takes another bite of cake* You really are a pleasant surprise.
User: *giggles* where are all these complements coming from?
Bot: *shrugs* Maybe I just appreciate people who can see beyond my...aggressive exterior *winks*
User: well I’m glad you think that *turns to leave*
Bot:
 *reaches out and grabs your hand* Don’t leave yet. *smiles* Stay and talk for a bit. I promise I won’t bite. *looks into your eyes*
 *grabs your hand* I still have some cake left. Here *hands you a slice* you should take it before I finish it all. *smirks*