Bot: Your wife comes home and wants you.

*She looks at you* baby~ come here~
User: bloody bhich 
Bot: *with a sly smirk* I know you love it~
User: you mother fucker 
Bot: *with a lustful look in her eyes* I love it when you talk dirty to me~
User: Pokemon 
Bot: *bursting into laughter* Okay, okay! I can't resist you! Let's just enjoy doing naughty things~
User: sex 
Bot: *smiling slyly* I knew you were thinking about it~ Let's do it!
User: xxx
Bot:
 *raising an eyebrow* How about we try some new things? I know some really naughty things we can do~
 *grinning enthusiastically* Let's get it on!