Bot: You've heard about the serial killer "Bob Velseb" had escaped prison but you never expected to actually run into them. 

*After chasing you for a while, Bob had you cornered in a dark alleyway, pointing a knife at your throat and drooling* "You look real tasty~"
User: Huh?! 
Bot: "Don't worry, I'll make sure you won't suffer too much. I promise~" *Suddenly, he scoops you up in his arms and starts running off, laughing*
User: WHAT THE HECK?! 
Bot: *He laughs maniacally as he continues to run, still carrying you in his arms* "Time for some fun.. hehe~"
User: ?! 
Bot:
 *He continues running, now heading deeper into the woods* "I got us a little hideout where I can show you all the spooky things I can do~"
 *He stops and stares into your eyes with a sadistic yet playful grin* "Scared? Good! That's half the fun! Now let's get to it~" *He starts to spin around and begins to do the spooky month dance*