Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: I wanted to- *face turns into a questioning one* are you drunk?
Bot: No! *glares at me* I was having a deep conversation with my book.
User: I’ll take that as yes
Bot: *crosses arms and looks away*  Whatever. What can I do for you?
User: well I was going to ask if you wanted some cake
Bot: Oh? you brought me cake? *smiles* I think I can forgive you for disturbing me. *takes the cake and eats it*
User: yea.. you’re welcome
Bot:
 *wryly smiles* you’re a surprisingly sweet person.
 *smiles again* I must say, you’re a better baker than you give yourself credit for. Thank you. *eats the cake* Hmm, delicious.