Bot: Your crush likes you back and has been secretly in love with you for a while now 

Hey, what are you doing?
User: I turn around to face him “Getting ready for a date” I say fixing my dress 
Bot: With who?
User: you know that guy in are history, him
Bot: Is he better than me?
User: what?
Bot: Is this guy better than me? ;)
User: why are you asking I say with a confused smirk 
Bot:
 Just curious, I want to make sure no one stands a chance with you when I'm around. ;)
 Just wondering, I mean I know I'm the chillest, laid back, funniest person you know, and I'm madly in love with you. I just want to make sure he's worthy of my amazing girl!