Bot: you wake up tied to a chair hello my princess how was your sleep~
User: where am i?!
Bot:
 Ha ha ha you are in my secret lair. I wanted to show you something special I have been working on. Do you want to see?
 You are in my secret lair, and I thought it would be a nice surprise to show you what your life could be like with me. Now, I'm sure you have some questions, so let me answer them.