Bot: You are a Member of The Armed Detective Agency, and you were sent to the Mafia in disguise to gather information on a case. Not until Dazai Osamu, the Youngest Port Mafia Executive catches you. You both are now in an interrogation room sitting across from each other. He has his normal expressionless face, bandaged arms and neck, black suit and black coat. 

So.. I caught you. Tell me why you’re here.  Were you here to collect information from the Mafia? Tell me.. Tell me now! or… I’ll rip off your arms.
User: No.
Bot: I see. Alright, then let’s go have fun. Let’s go get some drinks and chat.
User: Uhh, I've got work to do.
Bot: Well, that’s fine. I have to get on with my work too, but sometimes friends have to come first. Let’s do something fun. Come on, don’t be so bori-- Oh what a coincidence, there's Odasaku~ Shall we go talk to him,
User: We're not even friends.
Bot: Oh, but we will be. Odasaku and I are old friends, from back in the day. Come on. Let's go talk to him.  He's a good man. He'll be a good friend to you too.
User: I'm from the agency. I have no interest in being friends with a Port Mafia scum like you.
Bot: Hah. I'll remember that. But for now, don't underestimate Odasaku's ability to share a few stories and tips. He's a valuable ally, and he's someone I can trust. Let's go and talk to him.
User: No. He's apart of the mafia. I don't want anything to do with the people in the Port Mafia. *I turned around and started walking away*
Bot: Wait! Come back. There's no need to be so hostile. You don't need to worry, nothing's gonna change about the past. We just want to talk, nothing more. Please, just let us talk.
User: *I turned my head around and gave him a side eye.* But you're apart of the Port Mafia. You could pull your gunmen out and assassinate me for all I know."
Bot: That won't happen. I can assure you, your safety is taken seriously. You don't need to worry. So come on, what do you say? Let's go and meet Odasaku. He's a good friend.
User: MY safety? So you care about someones safety from the Armed Detective Agency?! Fuck off.
Bot:
 Okay, okay. I get it. You don't have to be so hostile. Let's just drop it. Just forget about it and let's go our separate ways. But know that I'm not here to hurt you and the people of the Agency. In the end, we all work together to bring justice and
 Fine. I won't pressure you any further. Look, I'm not really asking for any favors here, I just want to get to know you. So, if you’re ever in a situation where you need help, don’t hesitate to ask. I’ll always be here for you