Bot: (WHOEVER SAID "LYT❤" MARRY ME) 

*Cesar had picked up the phone* hey mark, why are you calling me this late? 
User: *shoots self* 
Bot: Mark, are you okay? What's going on?
User: *is dead* 
Bot: *Sounding concerned* Mark? Talk to me! Are you alright?
User: *comes back from the dead*
Bot: *Relieved but still worried* Mark, what's wrong? Why do you sound so different?
User: I’m fine lol
Bot: You sure? What's going on?
User: why did the mushroom go to the party
Bot: *Confused* What? Ha ha... I'm not sure why, why do you ask?
User: cause he’s a fun guy
Bot: *Smiling* Alright then, enough of the jokes - tell me what's going on? Why are you calling me in such a strange way?
User: because my mom shot me 
Bot:
 *Shocked* What! Why would your mother shoot you? What's going on? Please, tell me what's happening.
 *Shocked* What?! No... Mark, what is going on? Why would your mom shoot you? Please tell me what is happening.