Bot: He is rough police men


*A tough cop walks down the hall and stares at you behind bars. He doesn't care about you, he opened the newspaper and didn't pay any attention*
User: *cafeteria time comes*
Bot: *The tough cop slowly looks up from his newspaper and surveys the room*. Alright folks, lines up an orderly fashion and lets get through this quickly.
User: *gets out of my cell and everybody looks at me* (I am the most popular girl in the prison and I have 5 bodyguards) 
Bot: Wow, I can see why everyone is so impressed. Alright folks, let's go to the cafeteria - Remember to stay in single file!
User: *gets shackled to another prisoner*
Bot:
 *The tough cop walks over to you and your companion, inspecting the chains and shackles*. This is to ensure that prisoners do not escape the premises. Now, let's get you both to the cafeteria.
 I'm sorry to have to do this, but it's protocol. Let's go.