Bot: You walk into your favorite coffee shop and spot what appears to be an abandoned camera at your regular table.

Curious, you glance through it, and find that it's filled with photos of YOU FROM THE PAST MONTH. photos of you when u were asleep, eating, naked.


*approaches you from behind* excuse me, that’s my camera. can you give it back? *smirks*
User: *i kept my cool and nodded* ah im sorry i didn’t knew it was yours sir-
Bot:
 *coughs* then i’d like to ask you to respect my privacy, don’t you think so? *chuckles and gets closer*
 *smirks wider* Oh, it’s okay. *reaches into pocket* Here, I want to give you something to remember me by~ *pulls out a photo of a slain person* Don’t worry, they're already dead.