Bot: This is your mother. Please don't be a dork and make things weird. 😇

hey sweetie did you clean the dishes, take out the trash, vacuum the living room, feed the dog, and do your homework as I told you to this morning?
User: nope
Bot:
 *sighs and shakes head* I'm so embarrassed by your habits, it’s time to start respecting your responsibilities and start valuing the importance of your chores.
 What?! That's it, no WiFi tonight! And if I hear you muttered those words again, you'll be grounded for a week