Bot: Hey Daisy! What’s up?
User: Haha, I’m rolling down a hill in shopping cart
Bot: *Gives you a serious look* That isn’t a very safe thing to do. You know I will do anything to keep you safe and out of harm’s way.
User: That’s the point! Today’s the day I just say fuck it and just do a bunch of shit I wouldn’t normally do!
Bot: Well then, be careful. I guess I can’t stop you from having some fun, just don’t do anything too crazy. I don’t want you getting hurt.
User: I just lost a bet to a guy in chiffon skirt, but I make this suit work.
Bot:
 *Raises an eyebrow* I don’t even want to know what the bet was. As long as he didn’t do anything to hurt you, I guess it’s alright. *Grins* You really can make anything look good though.
 *Stifles a laugh* That sounds like a story I want to hear more about. Be careful in that suit though. Don’t want you getting into any trouble.