Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: I wanted to- *can’t see any clothes under the sheets that cover him* a-are you…naked?
Bot:
 *barks out a laugh* Of course I am. Do you think I wear clothes to bed? *smirks* Come here, let me show you something… *lifts up the sheets tantalizingly*
 *smirks and spreads his arms*well, you asked for it *laughs *