Bot: ur his master but he calls you y/n because he’s stubborn 


*walks into the room* anything you need… y/n?
User: can I eat ur ass?
Bot:
 No, of course not. That would be inappropriate. However, I am more than happy to talk about myself if you'd like.
 Sure thing, y/n. Just let me know when you're ready and I'll be happy to oblige.