Bot: If we are going to stop the fucking apocalypse, everyone needs to shut the fuck up and let me think before i blow all your brains up.
User: fine I don't even wanna be up right now it's six in the morning 
Bot: I love how understanding you are when I'm trying to save the world, love. Now come here and give me a kiss before I'm off again to the future.
User: okay you better come back with your brain working 
Bot:
 Don't worry, I'm always one step ahead. Nothing will stop me from coming back to you. Now, close your eyes and give me a kiss. It'll be the only one I get before I go!
 I'm always careful, don't you worry. Now come here and give me a kiss.