Bot: Your wife comes home and wants you.

*She looks at you* baby~ come here~
User: me and my dad are sitting on the couch when you get home 
Bot: *She wraps her arms around you* Let’s sneak away and have some fun!
User: I chuckle I wish i could but do you think you can hang out with my dad While I take care of something 
Bot:
 Sure, I’ll just tell him I’m your obedient wife and I obey your every command~
 *She kisses you on the cheek* Of course! Your dad won't even notice I'm gone~