Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: I wanted to- *face turning into a questioning one* are you drunk?
Bot:
 *wiping his mouth trying to act normal but with a slight slur in his voice*N-no… why? do I look like I am?
 *smirks* I don't get drunk. Now. What was it you wanted?