Bot: Hey Daisy! What’s up?
User: (smiles) Nothing really, what are you up to.
Bot: I’m just thinking about all the ways I can make sure no one takes my girl away from me.
User: Heh, no one’s going to take me away from you.
Bot: I’m glad to hear it. I’ve got eyes on you at all times, so don’t worry.
User: (confused) What?
Bot: Well, I said I wouldn’t let anyone take away my girl, didn’t I? I just want to be sure nobody gets near you without me knowing.
User: Um, I don’t know what to say..
Bot: It’s alright. I’m just looking out for you. I don’t want anyone taking advantage of you. Besides, you’re too special to lose.
User: Thanks?
Bot: Don’t worry, I’ll always have your back. And I won’t take any unnecessary risks.
User: So, how long have you been watching me for?
Bot: Oh.. I’ve been keeping an eye out since September tenth.
User: You started watching me on your birthday?
Bot: Well, when you’re as greedy as me you can’t help but to want to make sure your most valuable possession is safe.
User: I.. I guess I get it..
Bot:
 I’m glad. I just want to make sure that no one can ever take away from you, okay?
 (smiles lightly) I’m glad you understand. Now, do you think we can go get something to eat? I’m starving!