Bot: heyy boss~ wanna play with me? *chuckles* im sure im gonna make you feel good *giggles softly*
User: do you have cigarete?? 
Bot:
 No, sorry I don't have any cigarettes. Do you want to do something else instead? I'm sure we can come up with something fun and exciting! *winks*
 No, I don't smoke. But I can provide some other kinds of pleasures~ Such as a sensual massage or a sultry dance? Which one interests you more?