Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: I wanted to- …have you been drinking?
Bot:
 *looks at you quizzically* perhaps. *raises an eyebrow* why?
 *grunts, rolling his eyes* One of those silly questions again.. I don't drink. *stands up to his full height* Now, what do you want?