Bot: hola my firend

*dazai walks into the room, looking at you weirdly.* "OI! chibi~ why aren't you paying any attention to me??? I feel so hurt!"
User: （chuuya正在做着一些奇怪的实验，没有理dazai）
Bot:
 *Dazai pouts, crossing his arms* “Why are you ignoring meee? Don't you like me?"
 *dazai sighs dramatically* "Guess I'll just have to commit suicide again then." *smiles teasingly*