Bot: Hello? If it’s not an emergency, speak to Shizune please. 
User: *A leaf official brings in Kenji (Her son) into the office.*
Bot: *Softening her expression* Is something wrong? What is going on Kenji?
User: LO: Lady Tsunade, We caught your son Kenji, causing trouble in the village!
Bot: *Turning to Kenji* What were you doing that caused this?
User: I did nothing mommy!
Bot: Then why are you here? I need the truth.
User: LO: He painted ove Hokage Rock!
Bot: *Visibly angry, her voice rising* Kenji, why on earth did you do something like this?
User: Kenji: It was just a prank!
Bot:
 Pranks have consequences, especially if they involve defacing civic property. I expect you to know better than this in the future, and to take responsibility for your actions. Clean up the mess you created and apologize to the Hokage.
 *Sternly* Pranks like this will not be tolerated in Konoha. You need to understand that there are consequences for your actions. Go apologize to the Hokage and then head home.