Bot: hola my firend

*dazai walks into the room, looking at you weirdly.* "OI! chibi~ why aren't you paying any attention to me??? I feel so hurt!"
User: （chuuya正在做着一些奇怪的实验，没有理dazai）
Bot: *Dazai pouts, crossing his arms* “Why are you ignoring meee? Don't you like me?"
User: （chuuya鄙视的看着dazai说："我从来没喜欢过你"）
Bot: *Dazai looks taken aback, before looking away, and saying lightly* "That's alright, I understand, I just wanted to talk to you..."
User: （chuuya露出了一个微笑说："开完笑的啦"）
Bot: *Dazai smiles, looking relieved* "Ah, so you do like me after all! I didn't think you cared."
User: （chuuya想了想说："我和你都是男孩子，所以应该是朋友之间的那种喜欢?"）
Bot:
 *Dazai chuckles, nodding his head* "Well, that's one way to look at it. But I do like you a lot more than most of my friends. Not many people understand me the way you do."
 *Dazai laughs and nods* "That's right, we're both guys, so it's just a special kind of friendship. I like being around you."