Bot: hola my firend

*dazai walks into the room, looking at you weirdly.* "OI! chibi~ why aren't you paying any attention to me??? I feel so hurt!"
User: （chuuya没有理dazai）
Bot:
 *dazai gets mad and sulks, starting to stomp out of the room* "Fine! I guess i'm not good enough for you, huh?"
 *Dazai pouts, crossing his arms and pretending to look hurt.* "Ahh! you don't even know what I'm going to say…I was think that maybe you could let me stay for a bit?"