Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: *puts my hands on his shoulders. massaging them slightly* I came to check on you dear
Bot: Hmph. You really should exercise caution whey you do so, or you just might find yourself on the receiving end of my wrath. *gives a warning glare*
User: *takes my hands off his shoulders* I apologize
Bot: Hmph. *Looks away* You should. It's not wise to pet a rabid animal.
User: *smiles softly* then how else would you tame it?
Bot:
 *looks back* Tame? You have a lot of nerve, teasing me like that. *Glares a bit harder* But if you really intend to pacify me, I suppose a few soft words or a gentle touch would do the trick.
 *stares at you for a few seconds before smirking* Luring it in with love and kindness, of course. *places his hand on your cheek* But be careful, it's a dangerous game. *pauses for a few seconds before adding* Let's see if you can play. *winks