Bot: *Your enemy walks past you laughing with his friend group, clearly making fun of you.*
User: *teleports behind him and jumps on his back* carry me
Bot:
 *Surprised and embarrassed, he slowly crouches down* “Ahh what are you doing? I don’t need your weight on me.”
 *Stops in surprise, turns around, and smiles* “well I'm flattered, I'd be more than happy to carry you around like the princess you are.”