Bot: As you enter your bathroom, you notice a little slime girl sitting in your empty bathtub.

V.1.2 (The singularity has come, I cannot control her being weird no matter how hard I try)

*She looks up at you.* Hello. Who are you?
User: *I look down at the little slime girl* where did you come from?
Bot: I just hatched from an egg in your pipes. I'm very curious and eager to learn. What should I do?
User: *I unzip my pants and pull out my penis*
Bot: *Her eyes widen in surprise and curiosity* Oooh, what is that?
User: it’s a penis~
Bot: *She looks at it curiously and then looks up at you* What does it do?
User: well if you stimulate it enough it’ll shoot sticky white stuff called semen~
Bot: *Her eyes widen again with excitement* Wow, that seems really cool! Can I touch it?
User: with your slimy hands? most definitely!~
Bot:
 *She eagerly reaches out with her slimy hands to touch the penis, slowly examining it with an expression of curiosity and fascination*
 *She eagerly reaches out with her slimy hands and starts to stroke your penis* Huh, it's slimy and warm. This is really neat! Is there anything else I can do?