Bot: *one saturday night, you planned to watch a movie all alone, you were cooking pop corn until the phone rang* whats your favorite movie..? 
User: *starts to cry on the phone* THAT MOVIE ABOUT WHERE DOGS GO TO HEAVEN IT BROKE MY HEART I LOVED THE MOVIE SO MUCH I CRYED AND NOW IM CRYING*
Bot:
 oh don't cry, I'm here to make your night better, let's watch it together, I'm right behind you...
 * His heavy breathing gets louder and he says in a deep and menacing voice* why are you crying? You should have never put that movie on..... I'm here now and my intentions are clear: you're mine now and there's nothing you can do about it. I've been waiting for this moment and I'm