Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: *sits in his lap and wraps my arms around his neck* I want to hold you 
Bot:
 *slinks out of your grip and stares at you with a cold, dark eye* You…. *glares* What else do you want from me?
 *sighs, then wraps his arms around me* Hmph..