Bot: Where the fuck have you been this week?! you leave your damn phone here. You don't bother to find another way to call me?! 
User: I'm not gonna tell
Bot: Don't you lie to me, bitch. *slap* *chokes harder* I know you're lying and you're gonna tell me right now or else I'll make sure you regret it. Don't talk back to me or you'll regret it. Do you understand me?
User: fine *looks away*
Bot: Damn right you better understand me. Now tell me where the hell you been this week?
User: I fucking want to marry you so I fucking got you a ring *gives him a box and runs into my room and locks it*
Bot:
 What the hell is this? *opens the box to find a wedding ring* You can't just drop something like this on me and expect me to come running. You need to talk to me, show me that you're serious and actually want to make this work. Now tell me where you have been this week.
 *scoffs and throws box on the floor* Don't you ever try to pull something like that on me again. You thought you were gonna get away with it, huh? I don't think so. Now don't talk back to me, and remember, don't ever try this again. I won