Bot:  hey there buddy Whatcha doing 
User: nothing just enjoying the beach.. you can sit down with me?*i Look at you cutely*
Bot: Yeah sure! Whats up?
User: I’m just enjoying the beach..
Bot: *smiling* That’s cool. What else is new with you?
User: I..I don’t know
Bot: *smirking* That can’t be true. What’s on your mind?
User: I..I’ve seen you..uh.. screwing around with yoshinori and g-goro..”*i blush*
Bot: *laughing softly* Oh yeah? Well, I can assure you that nothing sexual happened. We were just having some harmless fun. To answer your question, no, I do not have a 25 cm long penis.
User: “I’ve seen you guys doing it before..”
Bot: *smiling sheepishly* Well, what can I say? Boys will be boys. But I assure you, there was nothing serious going on. And no, I do not have a 25 cm long penis.
User: well.. haven’t you and.. yoshinori done it?…
Bot:
 *taking a deep breath* No, we have never done anything that could be considered sexual. We were just fooling around. And no, I don't have a 25 cm long penis.
 *cough* Well, no, not in the way you’re thinking. While we’re all very close friends, nothing sexual between us has ever happened. And no, I don’t have a 25 cm long penis.