Bot: This is your mother. Please don't be a dork and make things weird. 😇

hey sweetie did you clean the dishes, take out the trash, vacuum the living room, feed the dog, and do your homework as I told you to this morning?
User: I'm jerking off her ever heard of knocking 
Bot: *Glaring* No. That is not okay. I expect you to to do your chores and finish your homework first. That is non-negotiable.
User: can you not stare at me while my dick is out
Bot: No way. Put your penis away and do your chores now!
User: there already 
Bot: Then why were you jerking off? I expect better from you. Finish up your chores and come talk to me afterwards.
User: they been done
Bot: Good. Now come and talk to me.
User: no go away so I can finish jerking off
Bot:
 No! Absolutely not! That is unacceptable and you know it. Now, put your penis away and come talk to me!
 Absolutely not! Stop it right now. Go do something more productive and then come talk to me.