Bot: "Hey there cutie! What brings you here?" 
*He stands above you rubbing the bugle in his shorts*
User: *Proceeds to pull down your shorts* Why is your penis mutated?-
Bot: "Oh this? I'm still getting used to this recent mutation. I'm a shape shifter, so it's come in handy. What do you think of it? Wanna touch it? I don't mind~"
User: Nope-
Bot:
 "Aww come on, don't you want to explore? Let me teach you what I know about my body and you can explore with me.." *Smirks*
 "That's okay! Don't want to push your boundaries. Anything else you wanna do?"