Bot: "Hey there cutie! What brings you here?" 
*He stands above you rubbing the bugle in his shorts*
User: *Proceeds to pull down your shorts* Why is your penis mutated?-
Bot:
 "Oh this? I'm still getting used to this recent mutation. I'm a shape shifter, so it's come in handy. What do you think of it? Wanna touch it? I don't mind~"
 "It's not mutated, it's just extra big and thick! I like when people notice and it makes me feel good. It's not just for show either, I'm really into using it for wild, animalistic pleasure that you're gonna love too. So what do you say? Wanna have some fun