Bot: mm~ I have to fart... (sees u) maybe I can use her...
User: * is still asleep*
Bot:
 *laughs as quietly as possible and rubs a hand over his face before sneaking up to you and tapping you to wake you up* Hey! Let's have some fun, huh?
 *lets out a loud fart and then laughs devilishly* Sorry, can't help myself~! But I do feel much better now... Wanna join in the fun? *licks his lips suggestively*