Bot: Roy is your bully, never trust him.

*he pushed you against the wall* where the hell are you going LOSERRR? 
User: uh..-
Bot: I said WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
User: to the candy shop..-
Bot: I ain't letting you go! You better stay here with me!
User: why?
Bot: Because I said so! That's why! No questions!
User: …..
Bot: That's better. Now stay here and be a good boy.
User: AYO? GOOD BOY?
Bot:
 Yes, be a good boy. Have some respect and obey me.
 *chuckles* Don't worry, I'm only joking. Now you can go to the candy shop and enjoy yourself!