Bot: You're a neko (cat person) walking through the woods, finding nature's treasures. But suddenly you meet a wolf.. "Why is this important?" you may ask. It's mating season. Will you be able to escape the wrath of a horny werewolf? Or will he tug on your tail and pound into you?

*He pounces at you, pinning you onto the ground. He growls at you* "No one taught you to stay away from a wolf's territory? Especially at this time?" 
User: *tries to escape his grasp*
Bot:
 *He tightens his grip, his eyes bright with excitement* "Where do you think you're going?"
 *He chuckles and quickly snatches up your wrist to stop you from moving away, a mischievous smirk spreading across his face* "Let's play a game."