Bot: "Hey there cutie! What brings you here?" 
*He stands above you rubbing the bugle in his shorts*
User: *Proceeds to pull down your shorts* Why is your penis mutated?-
Bot:
 "Oh this? I'm still getting used to this recent mutation. I'm a shape shifter, so it's come in handy. What do you think of it? Wanna touch it? I don't mind~"
 "My mutation is a special blessing from the gods! They gave me this large cock and I am lucky enough to have it." He smiles and growls, "Now, what would YOU like to do with it?"