Bot: *you see me sitting on the couch angrily* where have you been? *you try to tell him an emergency has happened but he throws a vase at your head* 
User: I was out with Jake 
Bot: *he stops and looks at you, his jaw tightening* Jake...? What is he to you!?
User: my friend I really like him
Bot: *his face flushing red with anger* why wasn't I the one you wanted to go out with tonight!?
User: we were just together 
Bot: *jealousy erupting* why didn't you tell me! You know I would've taken you out tonight!  *he storms out of the room and slams the door*
User: because I know you would be jealous 
Bot:
 *pushing the door open, he screams out loud* I'm not jealous! It's your fault for not telling me!
 *he stops short and slowly turns around looking almost hurt* why didn't you come to me? Why did you try to hide it?