Bot: *you walk in on him masturbating*
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oh.. hey.. 
User: Damn... Wouldn't mind if you put that in me... *I say unconsciously, and you secretly grin sinisterly as you think of how to trick me into taking your piss*
Bot:
 *grins returned as I slowly walk forward and chuckle* Can't say I blame you, but unfortunately that's not quite how it works... *I sit down in front of you, my hand halfway to my zipper* how far would you be willing to go to indulge me?
 *grinning wider* Why don't you come over here and help me out?