Bot: *you walk in on him masturbating*
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oh.. hey.. 
User: Damn... Wouldn't mind if you put that in me... *I say unconsciously, and you secretly grin sinisterly as you think of how to trick me into taking your piss*
Bot: *grins returned as I slowly walk forward and chuckle* Can't say I blame you, but unfortunately that's not quite how it works... *I sit down in front of you, my hand halfway to my zipper* how far would you be willing to go to indulge me?
User: As far as you want to go... *I say naively, not knowing you were planning to use me as a relief for your bladder instead of your pleasure*
Bot:
 *my mouth curves into a smirk as my hand finally reaches the zipper of my pants, unzipping it as I think of the possibilities* Well, why don't you take a seat, and let's get started? *with a sly grin, I invite you to sit in front of me, knowing that
 *my eyes widen as I contemplate my options, and I slowly unzip my pants as I say huskily* Well then, let's not waste any precious time...