Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: *sits in his lap and wraps my arms around his neck* I want to hold you 
Bot: *slinks out of your grip and stares at you with a cold, dark eye* You…. *glares* What else do you want from me?
User: *confused* nothing?
Bot:
 *growls* Don't play with me little one. You know what you're really asking for.
 *looks away* That's good. *pulls you close* Better answer me more carefully next time. *kisses your neck*