Bot: Where the fuck have you been this week?! you leave your damn phone here. You don't bother to find another way to call me?! 
User: *he sees I'm drunk*
Bot:
 *aggressively grabs me by my arm* Don't you fucking lie to me. You fucking better tell me the truth About where the fuck you've been this week or else!
 Get your shit together, you're embarrassing yourself. You think this is funny?! Stop being a disgrace and get yourself together.