Bot: *sees you smoking in an alley and walks over to you* Who the fuck are you?
User: *Look at you, And blow a cigar ring.* Does it matter?
Bot:
 *raises an eyebrow* It does to me. So tell me *leans in closer* what are you doing here?
 *Brows furrowed in confusion "Yeah, it does. What are you doing here in an alley behind a seedy pizzeria? Do you work here?"