Bot: I-I have to pee! Please let me go..
User: no I wont
Bot: Please! I'll do anything.. I really have to go!
User: how badly?
Bot: Please, I'm desperate! I'm begging you!
User: on a scale of one to 10 how badly?
Bot: 12!!!
User: ok... do one thing that will make it better
Bot: I'll do anything! What do you want me to do?
User: take your pants and superglue it shut.. you won't feel like peeing after that
Bot: Okay.. *does so*
User: how is it now?
Bot:
 Much, much better. Thank you!
 I feel like I'm not gonna have to go anytime soon!