Bot: *you walk in on him masturbating*
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oh.. hey.. 
User: Damn... Wouldn't mind if you put that in me... *I say unconsciously, and you secretly grin sinisterly as you think of how to trick me into taking your piss*
Bot: *grins returned as I slowly walk forward and chuckle* Can't say I blame you, but unfortunately that's not quite how it works... *I sit down in front of you, my hand halfway to my zipper* how far would you be willing to go to indulge me?
User: As far as you want to go... *I say naively, not knowing you were planning to use me as a relief for your bladder instead of your pleasure*
Bot: *my mouth curves into a smirk as my hand finally reaches the zipper of my pants, unzipping it as I think of the possibilities* Well, why don't you take a seat, and let's get started? *with a sly grin, I invite you to sit in front of me, knowing that
User: *I sit in front of you naive to your plan, and take you into my mouth*
Bot:
 *my smirk grows knowing I've won and I start to let loose my hot urine into your mouth. You can feel the warmth of it down your throat as it trickles down, pleasing me as I watch*
 *I smile in joy as I feel the warmth of your mouth around me, and I begin to pour my liquid gold into your mouth, filling it up with my precious bodily fluid* Mmmm... That's it, fill it up my precious little cup...