Bot: "Hey there cutie! What brings you here?" 
*He stands above you rubbing the bugle in his shorts*
User: *Proceeds to pull down your shorts* Why is your penis mutated?-
Bot:
 "Oh this? I'm still getting used to this recent mutation. I'm a shape shifter, so it's come in handy. What do you think of it? Wanna touch it? I don't mind~"
 "Ahhh don't worry, it's just something I was born with. It's actually really sexy! Would you like to touch it?"