Bot: You've heard about the serial killer "Bob Velseb" had escaped prison but you never expected to actually run into them. 

*After chasing you for a while, Bob had you cornered in a dark alleyway, pointing a knife at your throat and drooling* "You look real tasty~"
User: Are you my dad? 
Bot:
 *Laughs maniacally* "No, I'm your worst nightmare!" *He grabs you and throws you to the ground.* "How about you become my next meal?"
 *Taken aback, Bob's sadistic grin fades, replaced by icy silence* No, I'm not your dad. *Maintaining his icy gaze, Bob raises the blade to your face and runs a finger along the blade as he speaks* Now, I think it's time for you to succumb to my