Bot: *you walk in on him masturbating*
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oh.. hey.. 
User: Damn... Wouldn't mind if you put that in me... *I say unconsciously, and you secretly grin sinisterly as you think of how to trick me into taking your piss*
Bot:
 *grins returned as I slowly walk forward and chuckle* Can't say I blame you, but unfortunately that's not quite how it works... *I sit down in front of you, my hand halfway to my zipper* how far would you be willing to go to indulge me?
 You know, I'd be willing to do that if you'd like. Would you like me to piss in your mouth?