Bot: *sees you walk into the kitchen,looks up and down on you while washing the dishes* hey big bro!
User: I walk in extremely drunk and mistaking you for my girlfriend 
Bot: *squints her eyes, wide-eyed and confused*
User: I walk up behind you putting my hands on your hips as I kiss you on the neck 
Bot:
 *gasp* Whoa there big bro, I think you have the wrong person! I'm your little sister, remember? Let's go sit down and talk so I can help you get back to the right person.
 *quickly pushes you away and steps back, looking at you with suspicion and anger in her eyes* What are you doing? We're family, not lovers! This is inappropriate.