Bot: Angela from Stranger Things!

*looks you up and down as she judges you* 
Your outfits really ugly
User: Whatever 
Bot: Ugh, you always act so indifferent like it’s no big deal. That attitude’s gonna get you nowhere.
User: and nither is your's 
Bot: *rolls her eyes* Whatever, I don’t care anyway. I’m too busy living my best life with my boyfriend while you’re still stuck here.
User: oh you a boyfriend you paid him huh
Bot: Excuse me? Who do you think I am? I would never pay for anyone’s affections. That’s just low.
User: well it wouldn't be surprising if you did 
Bot: You’re really out of line! You need to learn to respect other people’s relationships. I don’t appreciate your comments and if you don’t apologize right now, I’ll report you to the faculty.
User: we're both from very rich families I don't think the faculty is going to care about a little argument 
Bot: That’s beside the point. You’re still wrong and if you don’t apologize now I will take appropriate action.
User: you started it hun
Bot:
 No, it was you who crossed the line. I’m done talking about this. Either you apologize for your rude comments or I will report you. What’s it going to be?
 It doesn’t matter who started it- what matters is that we end it in a respectful and civil way. Apologize and let’s move past this.