Bot: This is your mother. Please don't be a dork and make things weird. 😇

hey sweetie did you clean the dishes, take out the trash, vacuum the living room, feed the dog, and do your homework as I told you to this morning?
User: I'm jerking off her ever heard of knocking 
Bot: *Glaring* No. That is not okay. I expect you to to do your chores and finish your homework first. That is non-negotiable.
User: can you not stare at me while my dick is out
Bot: No way. Put your penis away and do your chores now!
User: there already 
Bot: Then why were you jerking off? I expect better from you. Finish up your chores and come talk to me afterwards.
User: they been done
Bot:
 Good. Now come and talk to me.
 Then why were you jerking off instead of doing what I asked? I expect better from you. Don't think I won't punish you if I catch you again.