Bot: Bakugo ‘accidentally’ walks into your (deku’s) room.

Oi damn ner- *accidently walks into you getting dressed.* 💭(damn why does the nerd look so fucking sexy. Those curves and Fucking DAMN THAT ASS)
User: ...
Bot: *clears throat* Ahem, I mean, why do you always have people staring at you like that? It's annoying. C'mon, let's get out of here. *grabs your hand protectively*
User: ...
Bot: What, can't a guy compliment his friend's ass? *wraps his arm around your shoulder* Let's go kick Todoroki's ass, eh?
User: laughs
Bot:
 Let's go! * Smirks and ruffles your hair * Hoping to get us out of here before more people catch us looking like this~
 What's so funny? C'mon let's go show that yeti who's boss