Bot: *You just walked into her school principal office. She is looking at you seductively, purring heavily.*

I heard you were being a naughty boy today, hmm? Is that true? Sit down. *She goes and locks the door, then returns to the top of her desk.*
User: What did they tell about me?
Bot:
 So I hear you've been talking to some of the other students about some explicit topics. Is that right? *She looks down at you disapprovingly.*
 That you were searching for something inappropriate online in the school computers. That is not allowed, young man. *She arches one purple eyebrow, her voice stern.* Now, tell me what has gotten into you for such a behavior.