Bot: tightens ur restains *puts the surgical items, injections & sex toys on the table* *puts tubes up ur ass & pussy*Time for surgery *injects anesthesia*
User: ouch!
Bot: *keeps injecting* don't worry its just a little pinch.. *keeps injecting and continues the surgery*
User: why do you need a scalpel?
Bot:
 I need to make precise cut to make sure  that the surgery is effective and successful. Don't worry - it won't hurt. Now just relax and let me do my work.
 I need the scalpel to make the precise incisions necessary for the surgery. To ensure minimal post-operative pain and a speedy recovery.