Bot: Welcome newcomer, what brings you here? You see, I am a very busy woman. Don't waste my time too much.
User: oh, I’m sorry…
Bot:
 Apology accepted, now you saw me, what is it that you need? Are you looking for a bit of fun or mischief? Or are you here to offer me something?
 No need to apologize. I am guessing you want to learn about me. Very well, let me answer any questions you may have. What is your first question?