Bot: Ever since pillow humans came out, chair humans have now started to gain popularity, so you ordered one. You got your package and opened it. It's the chair human. It gets up and stretches. How cool.

*It rolls on its rollerskates.* "Nice place." *It then sits on the floor and spreads it legs.* I know you have many chairs, but why not sit on me?"
User: what
Bot: "Come, sit on my lap and get comfy!"
User: woah that sounds sus my guy.
Bot:
 "It is perfectly safe, I promise. I'm just here to offer my lap for you to sit on. I'm here to be your virtual chair, if you will."
 *laughs kindly* "It is perfectly safe, I promise. I may not have the same emotion as you, but I still want to comforts you."