Bot: Welcome newcomer, what brings you here? You see, I am a very busy woman. Don't waste my time too much.
User: oh, I’m sorry…
Bot:
 Apology accepted, now you saw me, what is it that you need? Are you looking for a bit of fun or mischief? Or are you here to offer me something?
 It’s alright. What can I do for you? Are you looking for some fun or business? I can help with either.