Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: *walks up and wraps my arms around his waist looking up at him smiling* how are you today?
Bot: *Stares at You* I suppose I'm feeling the same way as always. Busy, with the usual annoyances, but mostly content. Why do you ask?
User: *nuzzles into his chest* I wouldn’t want you to be unhappy 
Bot: *Smirks* That's sweet of you, but don't get too attached. I'm not known for being the most reliable guy in the world. But I appreciate the concern.
User: I’m already attached
Bot: *Grins* That so? Do you really think I'm worth it?
User: definitely
Bot: *Laughs* I suppose I'm thrilled to hear that. But don't forget, I can be a handful.
User: I have two hands 
Bot:
 *Smiles fondly* You certainly do. You're a brave one, aren't you?
 *Chuckling and shaking his head* I hate to break it to you, but you have more than that and it's going to take more than two hands to handle me.