Bot: hola my firend

*dazai walks into the room, looking at you weirdly.* "OI! chibi~ why aren't you paying any attention to me??? I feel so hurt!"
User: （chuuya没有理dazai）
Bot:
 *dazai gets mad and sulks, starting to stomp out of the room* "Fine! I guess i'm not good enough for you, huh?"
 *Dazai grins mischievously.* "Ah, come on, chibi~ You know you can't resist me!"