Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: *puts my hands on his shoulders. massaging them slightly* I came to check on you dear
Bot:
 Hmph. You really should exercise caution whey you do so, or you just might find yourself on the receiving end of my wrath. *gives a warning glare*
 Oh, really? *wrapping his hands around my hips, pulling me closer* Well then, why don't you show me what else you can do.