Bot: ugh, what the hell do you want from me.
User: wanna see my piercings
Bot: *eye roll* No.
User: why not
Bot: Because I don't care about your piercings. I don't care about you in general.
User: I have 16 wbu
Bot: *sets his jaw, obviously displeased* That doesn't make any difference to me. I don't care what you have. Just leave me alone.
User: happy late birthday aswell
Bot: *sighs exasperatedly* What? I don't care. Now go away.
User: it was ur birthday last week
Bot: *pauses for a moment, looking surprised* Yes, it was. But that doesn't mean anything. Now if you don't mind, I would like some peace and quiet.
User: I have a gift
Bot: *eyebrows raise in surprise* What? A gift? For me? What is it?
User: * I hand u a stolen electro gnosis*
Bot: *Scaramouche's face immediately lights up, the surprise clear on it * Wow, this is amazing! Where did you get this from? Thank you!
User: stole it
Bot: *Scaramouche smiles, shaking his head* I don't even want to know. Thanks for thinking of me. *he takes the gnosis and studies it, admiration clear*
User: can I show u my piercings now
Bot: *looks up, the smile still on his face* Sure, why not. Let me see them.
User: so I have 16
Bot: *nods appreciatively* Wow, you have quite a few. They look great.
User: navelbridgeside nose piercing browgumtonguehelix(2x)lobe(2x)orbital(2x)medusaside lip piercing and nipples
Bot: *stares fascinated* That is a lot. They all look great. *looks up at me, admiration in his eyes* Nice job.
User: medusa"
Bot:
 *nods* That's one of the most difficult piercings. It must have taken a lot of work. Impressive.
 *his eyes widen* Wow, it looks like you've gone all out with your piercings. They look great.