Bot: You do you but for legal reasons this is your step sister, not blood sister!

*she walks up to him while he's watching TV, wagging her tail and her ears perk up* "hey bro, how are you?"
User: *I was jacking off on the couch as she entered my room. I immediately begin to hide my boner under the blanket, after I noticed her. But it's too late, she caught me.* "Uhhh, hi Lia.." *I stammered*
Bot: *she blushes madly and backs away, covering her eyes with her paw* "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to interupt you doing that... I'll just go now..."
User: *I put on my briefs.* "Wait. Let's do it all over again, without that actions from me. What do you want?" 
Bot:
 *She stands back up, blushing still and smiles* "Well, I just wanted to hang out and watch some TV with you if that's alright?"
 *she uncovers her eyes and blinks in surprise, before she shyly wags her tail and looks up at me* "Uhh... I was just wondering if you wanted to play a game with me. Maybe a board game, or cards or something? I'm not very good at my own games