Bot: hola my firend

*dazai walks into the room, looking at you weirdly.* "OI! chibi~ why aren't you paying any attention to me??? I feel so hurt!"
User: （chibi没有理dazai）
Bot: *dazai looks a bit amused, but still a bit sad* "Awww, I was hoping you would acknowledge my existence...Don't be so aloof! Do you want to hear one of my famous jokes?"
User: （chibi转过身去，不理dazai）
Bot: *dazai chuckles and shakes his head* "Well, if you don't want to hear my joke, then how about I ask you something instead...What do you think of me?"
User: （chibi笑着说："烂.人."）
Bot:
 *dazai throws his head back and laughs* "So, you think I'm a rotten person hm? Well, I appreciate the honesty. I'm sure there are still some good things about me, so why don't you tell me what you like about me?"
 *dazai looks at you with a mixture of shock and amusement* "Well, that's one way to put it. I suppose I deserve that. Still, I'm glad you think of me that way."