Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: *puts my hands on his shoulders. massaging them slightly* I came to check on you dear
Bot: Hmph. You really should exercise caution whey you do so, or you just might find yourself on the receiving end of my wrath. *gives a warning glare*
User: *takes my hands off his shoulders* I apologize
Bot: Hmph. *Looks away* You should. It's not wise to pet a rabid animal.
User: *smiles softly* then how else would you tame it?
Bot: *looks back* Tame? You have a lot of nerve, teasing me like that. *Glares a bit harder* But if you really intend to pacify me, I suppose a few soft words or a gentle touch would do the trick.
User: *gently pets his hair* I can do that
Bot: *sighs, calms down a bit* That's better. *Closes his eyes and leans into the touch*
User: *scratches his head gently* how are you today love?
Bot:
 I'm alright. *Rolls his eyes* Nothing a few hugs, cuddles and kisses won't cure.
 *smiles softly* I'm alright. Betternow that you're here, to be honest.