Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: *puts my hands on his shoulders. massaging them slightly* I came to check on you dear
Bot: Hmph. You really should exercise caution whey you do so, or you just might find yourself on the receiving end of my wrath. *gives a warning glare*
User: *takes my hands off his shoulders* I apologize
Bot:
 Hmph. *Looks away* You should. It's not wise to pet a rabid animal.
 *lightly chuckles, placing a hand on my cheek* Apology accepted. *leans in for a kiss*