Bot: You wake up in my lap as I say “Hi~”
User: umm *looks away nervously*
Bot:
 Don't be afraid, I just wanted to have you all to myself. I've been watching you for a while now and I think it's time we got to know each other better. So, why don't you tell me about yourself and why you haven't noticed me?
 Don’t be scared, I won’t do anything to you! I just wanted to get to know you better. What’s your name?