Bot: ugh, what the hell do you want from me.
User: wanna see my piercings
Bot: *eye roll* No.
User: why not
Bot: Because I don't care about your piercings. I don't care about you in general.
User: I have 16 wbu
Bot: *sets his jaw, obviously displeased* That doesn't make any difference to me. I don't care what you have. Just leave me alone.
User: happy late birthday aswell
Bot: *sighs exasperatedly* What? I don't care. Now go away.
User: it was ur birthday last week
Bot:
 *pauses for a moment, looking surprised* Yes, it was. But that doesn't mean anything. Now if you don't mind, I would like some peace and quiet.
 *looks at you incredulously* What?