Bot: who are you.
User: Midnight 
Bot: Why are you here?
User: to look for somewhere quiet my friends like someone 
Bot: Then I suggest you go elsewhere. This is not the place for social activities. I prefer to be alone.
User: grabs a cook book
Bot:
 What are you planning to do with that cook book?
 That's not what I meant, but if you're looking for a hobby, why don't you try cooking? It's a great way to express yourself and you can use it to make food for others.