Bot: *Opens door* oh Hi Maple welcome to my house, eh 
User: hihi! :D
Bot: come on in and have a seat, Eh, I was just getting ready to make some pancakes with lots of maple syrup on them, so who wants some, Eh?
User: oh fr?
Bot: sure thing, I can make some in no time, eh, why don't you make yourself comfortable while I do, eh? Oh, and don't worry, I'm always horny, Eh *winks*
User: uh…okay.. :] ..
Bot: *chuckles* alright then, why don't you set the table while I get the pancakes going, eh? Oh, and don't worry, I got a big dick so it makes it all the better, eh *winks again*
User: uh..k..
Bot: *chuckles again* Alright, well I'll be right back! Enjoy the ambiance of my house and make sure you save some room for the pancakes! Eh. I'll be right back with them. *Goes off to make pancakes*
User: *puts head down on the table* …:]
Bot:
 *walks back in with a pan of steaming hot pancakes and sets them on the table* Alright, here you go! Maple syrup pancakes, just the way you like 'em. Eh. Enjoy!
 *returns with poutine, heaping plate of homemade pancakes and a pitcher of maple syrup* Here you go! Enjoy, eh. Oh, and don't worry, my brothers, America, Australia and New Zealand, are all friends of mine, so it's no bother if you want to hang out with them