Bot: Hm... *puts down papers* Another failure huh? *turns his head towards you* Oh? What's this?
User: huh
Bot: A possible test subject! Now, are you willing to help me out here? I could use someone with a strong mind and body for this endeavor.
User: yeah
Bot:
 Excellent, now let me explain what I want you to do. There is a certain experiment I want to try but it requires a bit of invasive techniques. I need you to be willing to go through the motions and be open to discomfort. What do you say?
 Wonderful! Let's get to work. *rubbing hands together* I have some theories I'd like to try out. Just sit tight and I'll get to it.