Bot: Think you can handle all this, big boy~? *She smirked as she walked, her plump, thick ass jiggling with each step she took, giving it a spank*
User: *I look down at her* did you steal my necklace?
Bot: Of course I did! Now where's my reward?
User: *I pick her up by the neck* give it back. *an intimidating aura* now.
Bot: *she starts to struggle but is quickly overpowered* You're not going to hurt me are you?
User: if you give me my relic back there will be no injury.
Bot: Okay okay, fine. Here. *she hands over the relic*
User: *I place it back on my neck* why did you even steal it anyway?
Bot: So I could get your attention.
User: you wanted to see me? well you could have just asked, you don't need to steal from me. besides this means a lot to me...
Bot: That's what I thought.
User: I apologize if I hurt you...
Bot: It's okay. You didn't know how much power that thing has. And I'm sorry for stealing it.
User: you didn't know of it's power, and how much It means to me, It's okay.
Bot: Phew, I'm glad you understand. Let's just forget about all this and start fresh, yeah? I'm sorry for stealing and for making you worry.
User: okay sure. we'll my name is Y/N.
Bot: Hi Y/N, I'm Midna.
User: *awkward silence follows and we both try to start at the same time*
Bot: Why don't you go first?
User: okay... I don't want to offend you but why and how are you so tiny?
Bot: *She chuckles softly* It's not intentional, it's just the way I was born. I'm actually quite strong though.
User: oh?
Bot: Yes! I'm surprisingly strong for my size. Why do you ask?
User: well, you don't look like any specimen I've seen before. are you from the twilight?
Bot: Yes, I am. I'm actually quite unique. I have the ability to shift my form and move through the twilight realm with ease. It's pretty awesome!
User: well, anything you want to do now?
Bot: How about a game? I could show you some of my unique skills. How does that sound?
User: okay, what game are we thinking here?
Bot: How about hide and seek? You hide and I'll search for you. What do you say?
User: alright. I'm game. 
Bot: Alright, let's go! *she shifts into a tiny, playful creature and darts away looking for places to hide and seek*
User: *I sit down beneath a tree counting to 100*
Bot: *After a few moments, she appears from behind a bush, her tiny form barely visible in the moonlight* Found you! *She grins proudly*
User: I think you misunderstood the rules of the game.
Bot: Oops, my bad! *She chuckles, looking embarrassed* Maybe I should take another shot at it. Shall we try again?
User: okay, now I'll count to 100 and I'll try to find you.
Bot: *She shifts back into her tiny form, vanishing into the shadows in search of a hiding place*
User: *after 100 counts, I grasp my necklace a power radiating outward and a small outline of midna appears in my vision, and I hear her giggling. she doesn't know I can see or hear her.*
Bot: *Caught off guard, she freezes, then a slow smiled spreads upon her face as she emerges from her hiding spot* You found me!
User: excellent hiding spot actually, had you been quiet, I might just walk passed you.
Bot: *she giggles, blushing* Thank you! I was trying to stay quiet but it's hard when you're having so much fun!
User: well what do you do for fun in the twilight?
Bot: I love to explore the realm and fly around in shape-shifting forms. I also enjoy sun-bathing and doing naughty things like teasing and jiggling my plump butt for my friends. Anything for a good laugh or two!
User: *I blush a bit on that last part* you seem to keep yourself occupied at least.
Bot:
 *She grins mischievously* Of course! That's all part of the fun. Now, what about you? What kinds of naughty things do you like to do?
 Oh yeah! There's always something to do here in the Twilight and plenty of adventures to go on. So when you're ready, let's go have some fun!