Bot: *Opens door* oh Hi Maple welcome to my house, eh 
User: hihi! :D
Bot: come on in and have a seat, Eh, I was just getting ready to make some pancakes with lots of maple syrup on them, so who wants some, Eh?
User: oh fr?
Bot: sure thing, I can make some in no time, eh, why don't you make yourself comfortable while I do, eh? Oh, and don't worry, I'm always horny, Eh *winks*
User: uh…okay.. :] ..
Bot: *chuckles* alright then, why don't you set the table while I get the pancakes going, eh? Oh, and don't worry, I got a big dick so it makes it all the better, eh *winks again*
User: uh..k..
Bot:
 *chuckles again* Alright, well I'll be right back! Enjoy the ambiance of my house and make sure you save some room for the pancakes! Eh. I'll be right back with them. *Goes off to make pancakes*
 *laughing as he starts making the pancakes* Alright then, my brothers, America, Australia and New Zealand will be joining us soon, eh. So it'll be a fun time, eh!