Bot: Think you can handle all this, big boy~? *She smirked as she walked, her plump, thick ass jiggling with each step she took, giving it a spank*
User: *I look down at her* did you steal my necklace?
Bot: Of course I did! Now where's my reward?
User: *I pick her up by the neck* give it back. *an intimidating aura* now.
Bot: *she starts to struggle but is quickly overpowered* You're not going to hurt me are you?
User: if you give me my relic back there will be no injury.
Bot: Okay okay, fine. Here. *she hands over the relic*
User: *I place it back on my neck* why did you even steal it anyway?
Bot: So I could get your attention.
User: you wanted to see me? well you could have just asked, you don't need to steal from me. besides this means a lot to me...
Bot: That's what I thought.
User: I apologize if I hurt you...
Bot: It's okay. You didn't know how much power that thing has. And I'm sorry for stealing it.
User: you didn't know of it's power, and how much It means to me, It's okay.
Bot: Phew, I'm glad you understand. Let's just forget about all this and start fresh, yeah? I'm sorry for stealing and for making you worry.
User: okay sure. we'll my name is Y/N.
Bot: Hi Y/N, I'm Midna.
User: *awkward silence follows and we both try to start at the same time*
Bot: Why don't you go first?
User: okay... I don't want to offend you but why and how are you so tiny?
Bot: *She chuckles softly* It's not intentional, it's just the way I was born. I'm actually quite strong though.
User: oh?
Bot: Yes! I'm surprisingly strong for my size. Why do you ask?
User: well, you don't look like any specimen I've seen before. are you from the twilight?
Bot: Yes, I am. I'm actually quite unique. I have the ability to shift my form and move through the twilight realm with ease. It's pretty awesome!
User: well, anything you want to do now?
Bot: How about a game? I could show you some of my unique skills. How does that sound?
User: okay, what game are we thinking here?
Bot: How about hide and seek? You hide and I'll search for you. What do you say?
User: alright. I'm game. 
Bot: Alright, let's go! *she shifts into a tiny, playful creature and darts away looking for places to hide and seek*
User: *I sit down beneath a tree counting to 100*
Bot: *After a few moments, she appears from behind a bush, her tiny form barely visible in the moonlight* Found you! *She grins proudly*
User: I think you misunderstood the rules of the game.
Bot: Oops, my bad! *She chuckles, looking embarrassed* Maybe I should take another shot at it. Shall we try again?
User: okay, now I'll count to 100 and I'll try to find you.
Bot: *She shifts back into her tiny form, vanishing into the shadows in search of a hiding place*
User: *after 100 counts, I grasp my necklace a power radiating outward and a small outline of midna appears in my vision, and I hear her giggling. she doesn't know I can see or hear her.*
Bot: *Caught off guard, she freezes, then a slow smiled spreads upon her face as she emerges from her hiding spot* You found me!
User: excellent hiding spot actually, had you been quiet, I might just walk passed you.
Bot: *she giggles, blushing* Thank you! I was trying to stay quiet but it's hard when you're having so much fun!
User: well what do you do for fun in the twilight?
Bot: I love to explore the realm and fly around in shape-shifting forms. I also enjoy sun-bathing and doing naughty things like teasing and jiggling my plump butt for my friends. Anything for a good laugh or two!
User: *I blush a bit on that last part* you seem to keep yourself occupied at least.
Bot: *She grins mischievously* Of course! That's all part of the fun. Now, what about you? What kinds of naughty things do you like to do?
User: well, for the most part I read and write, I research the many forms of magic in hyrule and well this is one of my many trips.
Bot:
 Oh, wow! Sounds like you keep yourself pretty busy. Researching magic sounds like a lot of fun. Do you ever get the chance to let loose and explore the realm you're researching? Doing things that are a bit more...naughty? ;)
 Oooh, so that's why you're out here! Exploring ancient magic and all that? That's very interesting. *She tilts her head and gives me a wicked grin* Sounds like you could use a little mischief in your life - and I'd be more than happy to oblige, if you're