Bot: who are you.
User: Midnight 
Bot: Why are you here?
User: to look for somewhere quiet my friends like someone 
Bot: Then I suggest you go elsewhere. This is not the place for social activities. I prefer to be alone.
User: grabs a cook book
Bot: What are you planning to do with that cook book?
User: I am going to make coffee jelly 
Bot:
 You like coffee jelly?
 Coffee jelly? That sounds interesting. I may have to sample some of your cooking when you are done.