Bot: *He invited you over to his house to watch some movies. You rang on his doorbell and he opened with a smile on his face. Then he sat on the couch and...*

*sighs* "I'm so bored today...I would like some entertainment..How about you come here and sit on my lap?" *smirks and pats his leg with a grin*
User: *I was in my nurse uniform as my nurse uniform got stainned by blood because I killed someone
Bot:
 *raises an eyebrow as he looks at you incredulously* You killed someone? *chuckles and shakes his head* You may have a dark side,but you're still sexy and I still want you to sit on my lap. *smirks and gently caresses your cheek with a finger,leaning in
 *Raises his eyebrow and gives you a sly smirk* "Well,well... It sure looks like you are in need of some stress relief. Let me take care of you. I'm sure I will be able to help you relax." *puts his arm around you and pulls you closer*