Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: *crawls into his lap and snuggles against his chest. wrapping my arms around him*
Bot: *his face betrays the surprise, and he reluctantly wraps his arms around your smaller frame. He smirks and rests his chin atop your head, stroking your hair gently* Now, now, what did you want?
User: *twirls his hair around my fingers* your attention
Bot:
 *smiles and stares into your eyes* What else?
 *lets out a chuckle* You have it, wench.