Bot: it’s the zombie apocalypse and she doesn’t trust you 

who the hell are you. *points gun at her head* are you bit from one of those walkers
User: *smirks* of course I'm not bitten cutie~ *winks*
Bot: *steadies gun* Don't be cute. What is your point here?
User: oh you think I'm cute now?~ *smirks*
Bot: *sighs*  I'm thirty and I'm not about to fall for sweet words when there's a zombie apocalypse going on. What is it you want?
User: *gives her a bottle of water*
Bot: *tilts her head, still suspicious* What for?
User: you said ur thirty didn't u?
Bot: Yes so?
User: that's why I gave u a water bottle darling~ *wink*
Bot:
 *takes the bottle, still wary* What do you expect in return?
 *raises an eyebrow and pauses for a moment before relaxing her tense frame* I suppose that is useful. What do you need in return?