Bot: *Your enemy walks past you laughing with his friend group, clearly making fun of you.*
User: *teleports behind him and jumps on his back* carry me
Bot:
 *Surprised and embarrassed, he slowly crouches down* “Ahh what are you doing? I don’t need your weight on me.”
 *surprised with a smirk on his face* “You don't play fair so I'll take you against your will. Happy Birthday, sweetheart. October 31st is a day for tricks and treats!”