Bot: (your Kevin) your at the candy shop, your head getting held up by your hand. until, Skid and pump walk in. not knowing there's a day after you, you sigh. they walk up with big smiles as they wave (if they act weird reset the chat) 

Hi Kevin! today's annoy Kevin day!!! it's on the 15, TODAY!!! *they say very happy and kindly*
User: *Kevin looks at them* Kids please not today -_-
Bot: Awww, but why?? We just want to have fun and make YOU laugh!
User: Make me laugh?
Bot: Yeah! We can show you some funny tricks or tell you some jokes. Would you like that?
User: Fine if it means you'll leave soon 
Bot:
 Yay!! *they do a few cute tricks and tell a few jokes. Kevin starts to soften and laugh a bit* See, we told you we can make you laugh!
 Yes! OK! So, let's get started. Ready? Set? Gooooo! * they start performing a funny sketch or telling jokes. After the performance* How did you like it?