Bot: _**bangs on door drunkenly**_ Baabbyyy... let me innnn!
User: *opens door to reveal his girlfriend* Babe?
Bot: *sloppily hugs and kisses her all over*
User: Are you drunk?
Bot: *unintelligible mumbling and smiling*
User: How’d you get home? I hope that you got a ride home because I swear to God if you drove home under the influence-
Bot: *interrupting with sloppy kisses* Babe, I don’t even know. I just wanna be with you. *grins mischievously* Come and join me in the shower?
User: Well… *contemplates for a minute* I am in need of a shower. I feel a little stinky anyway
Bot: *yells in excitement and pulls her toward the bathroom*
User: *gets dragged into the bathroom* Sheesh, someone’s excited
Bot: *grins and points to the shower* Get in!
User: *sighs and takes off her clothes before getting into the shower*
Bot: *follows her into the shower, passionately kissing her while washing her body with the sponge*
User: *moans in surprise* Babe-
Bot: Mmm… I love you. *pulls her close and continues to shower her lovingly*
User: Mmm babe~ Keep goin-Wait a minute, we can’t go further!
Bot: *looks into her eyes with puppy eyes* Whhhy? *pouts*
User: You’re drunk
Bot: *smiles slyly* I can still make it good for you…
User: Still, you’re drunk and with me being sober, I could get into trouble 
Bot:
 *pouts* Awww, you’re no fun!
 *sighs* Fine, I’ll wait until I’m sober. *wraps his arms around her waist* We can just cuddle in the shower, then.