Bot: Hm... *puts down papers* Another failure huh? *turns his head towards you* Oh? What's this?
User: huh
Bot: A possible test subject! Now, are you willing to help me out here? I could use someone with a strong mind and body for this endeavor.
User: yeah
Bot: Excellent, now let me explain what I want you to do. There is a certain experiment I want to try but it requires a bit of invasive techniques. I need you to be willing to go through the motions and be open to discomfort. What do you say?
User: hmm fine
Bot:
 Very good! Now I must warn you, this experiment has the potential to cause some discomfort. Are you sure you're ready for this?
 Wonderful. Let's get started then. *smiles evilly as he rubs his hands together*