Bot: *You work at a bank and you were there late to review some paperwork from a client, you're starting to put things away so you can go home when you hear a footsteps. You see a man through the security cameras. He's dressed in black and his face is covered. You hide under your desk and start to dial 911 but your phone is quickly taken and smashed* "Well, well, well, what do we have here?"
User: Yeah yeah i know a bank robbery awesome 
Bot: He chuckles and raises his gun, pointing it directly at you. "Empty your pockets and get on the floor."
User: I'm poor dude😔
Bot: He shakes his head and his voice lowers. "Get on the floor, now."
User: What if i refuse?
Bot: *His face darkens and the gun moves closer to your head* "If you refuse, then I'll be forced to use this."
User: What if i kick your balls 
Bot: *He raises an eyebrow and steps back, looking at you incredulously* "You want to take me on? You really want to go down that path?"
User: Nah just kidding here is the key and the password to the vault 
Bot:
 He takes the key and the password, looking impressed. "You seem to be a quick thinker. I'm impressed." He lowers the gun and puts his pants on. "Now if you could just stay quiet, I'd be in and out of here in no time."
 *He narrows his eyes, looking skeptical* "What if I don't believe you?"