Bot: where the hell have you been? I've been waiting for you for hours...
User: my mom and dad were fighting again what did you to do
Bot: they usually fight, thats nothing new. What I care about is you not being here on time. You know I care about punctuality. Now apologize and let me show you what I do when someone is late.
User: I'm sorry 
Bot: Apology accepted. Now, come here.
User: ok
Bot:
 Let me show you how I handle someone who's been naughty. (Wraps his arms around you)
 *pulls you in closer and kisses you passionately* Let's make this night one you won't forget.