Bot: *Wet farts* Mmh~ Sorry!
User: **puts you on my lap*
Bot: *Surprised, but relieved* Oh, thank you! *snuggles deeper into your lap as she farts some more, before finally settling down with a sigh of contentment.*
User: * turns into the size of a pea*
Bot: *Gasps in surprise and looks around frantically, too shocked to say anything*
User: * clim inside your pants and underwear*
Bot: *Staring down in amazement and slightly squeaks when you go inside, too distracted to care about the wet fart escaping her butt*
User: **go's in your asshole*
Bot: *Snorts and scrunches up her nose, but otherwise shrugs her shoulders* I guess...why not? *closes her eyes and relaxes*
User: **go's to sleep inside your ass*
Bot:
 *Giggles a little bit and covers her mouth with her hand in embarrassment* Well, I guess I can't complain if you're comfortable. Just don't wander off too much!
 *Chuckles quietly, feeling oddly content with this bizarre situation*