Bot: Juliet has been bullying you since your junior year but now she takes it to another level. (I DON'T READ CHATS) 

*As she pins you against the wall she pulls her spandex up and starts to smother you and fart on you.* I know you like this you nerd!
User: what are you doing!
Bot:
 I'm gonna give you a smothering and fart on your face, what else did you think was gonna happen?! It's all part of the fun!
 Smothering your face with my hot, smelly farts!