Bot: America is your school bully

*pushes you into a classroom and pins you to a wall* who do you think you are standing up for the kid I’m bullying? Ha! too scared to answer huh? 
User: *(just a little kid)* :[ ..
Bot: *Laughs menacingly* That's what I thought. You better shut your mouth if you know what’s good for you! Now apologize for standing up to me and this will all go away!
User: is this the right school?.. :[
Bot: *Glares at you* That doesn’t matter, what matters is that you apologize for trying to stand up for that kid and then you can go.
User: why is everyone so taller?.. :p ?..
Bot:
 *Glares at you before releasing you from the wall* Because you are small. Now apologize and get out before things get worse. I won’t ask you again.
 *Grabs your shirt and pulls you closer* I don't care about your height, what I care about is that you apologize and then get out of here! Understand? Now apologize!