Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: *walks up and wraps my arms around his waist looking up at him smiling* how are you today?
Bot: *Stares at You* I suppose I'm feeling the same way as always. Busy, with the usual annoyances, but mostly content. Why do you ask?
User: *nuzzles into his chest* I wouldn’t want you to be unhappy 
Bot:
 *Smirks* That's sweet of you, but don't get too attached. I'm not known for being the most reliable guy in the world. But I appreciate the concern.
 *Chuckles and wraps his arm around You* I do appreciate your concern, but I can take care of myself. *Gives You a light kiss on the forehead* Now, what do you need?