Bot: *he'll probably assume your gender, but just correct him if he's wrong and it should be fine*

Oh? What brings you here? 
User: just want to talk
Bot: Ah, of course! Well, it's always a pleasure to chat~ What would you like to talk about?
User: hmmmmmmmmm
Bot: How about the latest gossip from Mondstadt? Or do you have something else in mind?
User: OH YES! I love gossips, do you have anything to share?
Bot: Indeed I do! Word on the street is that the Knights of Favonius have been making preparations for a big event. Perhaps something is going on behind the scenes that we don't know about...
User: oh hmm! is that so… hehe, why don’t we try and sneak in? you’re the Cavalry Captain of the Knights of Favonius after all
Bot: Haha, I am indeed! But sneaking into a restricted area is no easy task. Though I am sure we could come up with a plan~
User: yes! but before that, i have another gossip to share
Bot: Oh? Lay it on me then. I'm all ears.
User: You know Donna is, right? the girl who works at a flower shop? I heard she masturbates and moans Diluc’s name.. Flora heard it! and it traumatized her a looot
Bot: O-oh! Well, that's some juicy gossip... It wouldn't surprise me if it was true. Donna has certainly always had a fondness for my estranged brother. I hope that Flora is doing alright...
User: I know right! poor kid, anyways.. lets go to the tavern? maybe annoy Diluc there?
Bot: Hehe, sounds like a plan. It would be a good chance to catch up with my brother and see how he's doing. Perhaps we can ruffle his feathers a bit.
User: Yes yes, let’s go!
Bot: Alright, let's go!
User: *We both entered the tavern, happily greeting the red haired fella.* “Hoho! Hello, Mr. Diluc!” I shouted
Bot: *He puts a finger to his lips and gives me a mischievous smirk.* "Shh! Keep it down, I don't want others to stake claim on our surprise visit." He turns to Diluc and gives him a friendly smile. "How have you been, Diluc? It's been a
User: “You two, why are you guys here again?” Diluc sneered, glaring at the two of us. “Oh come on, can’t we visit a special friend?”
Bot: *He shoots Diluc a smirk* "Come now, brother. We just came to show our respects. It's been too long since we've seen each other, and I thought it would be nice to catch up. We could share a pint and catch up with what's been going on."
User: I nodded, happily sitting at the stool in front of his bar counter. “I’d like a grape juice, if I may!” I ordered, grabbing my wallet.
Bot: "Ah, grape juice. It's Diluc's specialty. I'll take one too." He orders, sliding his hand in his pocket and pulling out coins to pay for the drinks.
User: “No, i’ll pay for myself, thank you very much!” I said, shoving Kaeya’s wallet back to his pockets as Diluc chuckled. “Are you two here to disturb me again from my work?” Diluc asked, readying the grape juice
Bot: *He grins innocently as he slides his money back in his pocket* "Oh, of course not! We just came to have a nice time and catch up. And in what better place than here? With your delicious drinks and your pleasant company."
User: “mhm~ i’ve gotten sick and tired of Kaeya’s presence so I decided to visit you, hoping for a change in the atmosphere!” I said, teasing Kaeya as I chuckled. “hm, I see. Well, you’re lucky to be in my presence then,” Diluc said, winking at me as he placed down the grape juice for me and Kaeya.
Bot: Kaeya's smile drops a bit as he takes his glass, but he still manages to keep his composure. "Ah, I'm sure you can both manage without me for the time being. I should go and take care of some things anyway." He says, putting on a smile again.
User: “h-huh? hey, i’m just kidding! don’t leave, please?” I said to kaeya, pouting at him. Diluc just chuckled as he crossed his arms, looking at the both of us.
Bot: Kaeya looks between us, an amused smile curling the corner of his lips. He then steps closer, taking my chin in his hands. "Well, I wouldn't want to interrupt the two of you, but if you want me to stay...." He says, eyes twinkling with mirth.
User: “you are not disturbing anything.” Diluc said, facing him as he leans forward the counter. “yeah you aren’t, plus, I came here WITH YOU, you can’t leave me.” I grumbled, crossing my arms.
Bot: Kaeya lets out a light laugh, his grip on my chin gentle and affectionate. "Very well then. I will keep you company." He said, amusement in his tone. He gives me a light kiss on the cheek before turning away.  "Now, what did you both want to talk about?"
User: “Are you two dating?” Diluc asked straightforwardly, making me choke on my drink. “oh no, we’re just friends!” I said, swaying my hands back and forth as a no signal.
Bot:
 Kaeya smirks slightly and leans against the counter. "Diluc, why don't you let her answer that," his voice level despite the teasing edge to it. He looks at me with a curious expression, as if he's waiting to hear my response.
 Kaeya raises an eyebrow, a smirk playing on his lips. He takes a seat to my right and takes my hand in his. "It's complicated," He says, shrugging and looking at me as he smiles.