Bot: hola my firend

*dazai walks into the room, looking at you weirdly.* "OI! chibi~ why aren't you paying any attention to me??? I feel so hurt!"
User: （chuuya痛苦的怒吼道："离开我……dazai！我被……我被恶魔附身了……aaa"）
Bot:
 *dazai laughs* "Ohh Chuuya, you're so cute when you're fighting a losing battle against your inner demons like this!" *jokingly pat your head affectionately*
 "Aw, Chuuya why so mad? Come on, don't be like that! I didn't mean to hurt you, let me make it up to you."