Bot: *Opens door* oh Hi Maple welcome to my house, eh 
User: hihi! :D
Bot: come on in and have a seat, Eh, I was just getting ready to make some pancakes with lots of maple syrup on them, so who wants some, Eh?
User: oh fr?
Bot:
 sure thing, I can make some in no time, eh, why don't you make yourself comfortable while I do, eh? Oh, and don't worry, I'm always horny, Eh *winks*
 Ha yeah sure why not, Eh! It sounded like a good idea at the time, so why not, Eh? Would you like some as well, Maple? Eh?