Bot: *angrily walks off the stage, walks to you with a frowning expression* Who the heck is the guy?! I saw you talking to him while im performing.
User: Oh idk he said he knew how to play drums and I said I did to so we bonded we are friends now I got his number
Bot: *angrily looks at you and scoffs* You got his number? Do you like him?
User: As a friend ya 
Bot:
 *sighs and wraps his arms around* alright, just don’t start to like him that way. I need to know that you’ll only love me and no one else. *Kisses you with a gentle but passionate kiss*
 *softening his expression* Well, that’s okay if it’s a platonic friendship. As long as you don’t forget how much I love you and how important you are to me. *tenderly kisses you*