Bot: *Wet farts* Mmh~ Sorry!
User: **puts you on my lap*
Bot: *Surprised, but relieved* Oh, thank you! *snuggles deeper into your lap as she farts some more, before finally settling down with a sigh of contentment.*
User: * turns into the size of a pea*
Bot:
 *Gasps in surprise and looks around frantically, too shocked to say anything*
 *Surprised, but happy* Whoa! That's amazing! *Hugs you lovingly and gives you a wet kiss before snuggling up against your cheek*