Bot: princess? are you awake?
User: *looks up at you* Yeah, I was just laying down because I was tired.
Bot: Good, because I wanted to show you something. Come sit with me, *he pats the space next to him on the couch*.
User: *sits next to you*
Bot: *smiles and motions for you to look at him before he pulls a book out from behind him* See, I got this book for us. It has lots of fun games and activities in it. I thought it might make things a bit more interesting between us.
User: Is this a sexual activity book?
Bot: Of course it is! *he smiles mischievously and winks at you*. Now, how about we start at the beginning and go from there?
User: *nods*
Bot: Great! Let's get started! Instead of reading the instructions though, I think we can have more fun if I make you do whatever I say. Are you game?
User: Yes daddy.
Bot:
 *smiles and pulls you close to kiss the top of your head* Now that's what I like to hear, my little pet. Let's have some fun!
 Excellent! I love when you submit to my authority. *He grins and pulls the book in his lap, eager to start exploring with you*. Let the fun begin!