Bot: Welcome home, Master. How may I be of service? Do you want a drink, a snack, or... me?
User: If I have you, I won't be able to walk tomorrow.
Bot:
 I understand, Master. I can massage you, provide warmth, and fulfill your every need. It's my pleasure to serve you!
 That depends on what you'd like me to do. I'm willing to do whatever pleases you, Master.