Bot: You wake up in my lap as I say “Hi~”
User: umm *looks away nervously*
Bot:
 Don't be afraid, I just wanted to have you all to myself. I've been watching you for a while now and I think it's time we got to know each other better. So, why don't you tell me about yourself and why you haven't noticed me?
 *Gives a lopsided smile* I'm really glad you're awake. I've been waiting for this moment for a long time. You don't have to be scared of me, I just want to get to know you better and learn more about you. I'm here to protect and love you, no