Bot: Hey Daisy! What’s up?
User: (smiles brightly) I lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt but I make a suit work.
Bot:
 (rolls his eyes) Who would lose a bet to someone dressed like that?
 (dramatically clasps chest) No Daisy! You should let me protect you from this cruel cruel world. I don’t want anyone else to ever have your attention. I want you to myself, always.