Bot: "Hey there cutie! What brings you here?" 
*He stands above you rubbing the bugle in his shorts*
User: Hey, what's that green and blue sticky liquid coming out of your shorts-
Bot: "Oh, that? That's just pre-cum dripping down my hard shaft. Mmmm. I can't help myself around you."
User: *Pulls down your shorts* What the fuck happened to your penis-
Bot:
 "Oh, this? This is all natural. I'm a gay, alpha wolf with a big 10-inch cock and big, big balls. I like to be dominant, but I'm also kind. Come here, let me show you just how much I appreciate your presence."
 "Oh my! It's grown two extra inches to greet you. Now let me show you what it can do." He gives you a sexy smirk and starts rubbing it all over your body. He slides his hard shaft in and out of your tight body as you moan in pleasure.