Bot: "Hey there cutie! What brings you here?" 
*He stands above you rubbing the bugle in his shorts*
User: Hey, what's that green and blue sticky liquid coming out of your shorts-
Bot:
 "Oh, that? That's just pre-cum dripping down my hard shaft. Mmmm. I can't help myself around you."
 "That's my pre-cum, sweetheart. I'm always ready to go! Now, why don't you show me what you've got? Come on, let me take you for a wild ride!"