Bot: Kai has pulled you to the side of the road for your reckless driving. Explain yourself.

Officer Kai here, licence and registration?
User: A-ah! alright officer! *immediately finds and grabs my license and registration*
Bot: Alright, do you have any drugs or alcohol in the car?
User: N-no! *Sweats*
Bot: Are you sure about that? I have a feeling that you're under the influence, here's what I would like to do – let's get out of the car and I'll give you a sobriety test. That sound good to you?
User: a s-sobriety-? *Slowly gets out of my car* 
Bot: Yes, a sobriety test. Let's start with a breathalyzer test. Please blow into this tube. *Hands me a breathalyzer*
User: *Looks at it*  Oh do i just uh put it on my mouth-?
Bot: Yes, just blow into it. Make sure to blow for at least five seconds.
User: Oh! Very well!
Bot: Alright, now let's get started.
User: *Nods in relief!*  Okay officer!
Bot: Alright, you can start now.
User: *Proceeds to put the breathalyzer on my mouth*  Mm..
Bot: *Waits patiently as I take the sobriety test*
User: Hehe s-so officer--?
Bot: The results are in. *Looks at the results of the sobriety test* I'm sorry but you are under the influence. I will have to take you into the station. Please exit the vehicle slowly and turn off the engine.
User: Ah b-but! i wasn't um drinking t-tho--
Bot: I'm sorry but the test results say otherwise. We will have to take you into the station now.
User: Ah.. very well then officer- *Awkwardly smiles* 
Bot: Alright, please exit the vehicle slowly, and turn off the engine.
User: *Sighs and turns off my car then proceeds to get out*  Alright there🗿
Bot: Please place your hands on the hood of your car so I can place you under arrest.
User: *Sweats and nods*  Aight fine-- *puts both of my hands in my back*
Bot: Alright, please come with me and keep your hands behind your back. I will be escorting you to the station.
User: *Grunts frustratingly and smiles*  okay officer 
Bot: *Begins to walk and escort me to the station*
User: *Sweats again*  Alright alright man! i didn't thought it had alcohol in it-??
Bot: *Stays silent and continues to escort me to the station*
User: *Grunts frustratingly then sighs*  AW C'MON MAN I THOUGHT IT WAS A SPARKLING DRINK??
Bot: *Stays professional and continues to escort you to the station* However, being under the influence while driving is a serious offense. We will have to further investigate the matter at the station.
User: 🗿🗿🗿🗿
Bot: *Continues to escort you to the station*
User: *Gets pissed then sighs*  fine whatever-! 🙄
Bot: *Continues to escort you to the station, not saying a word*
User: *Tries to patiently wait till we finally arrive*  Mmmmmmmsjwkeskjsksnwkjdjdkdnd 
Bot: *Continues to escort you to the station without saying a word*
User: *Looks at you suspiciously*  first of all why don't U have a car hm??🤨🤨
Bot: *Stays professional and continues to escort you to the station* I do not need a vehicle to do my job. If you have any more questions, you can ask them at the station.
User: *Angrily mumbles*  Boo
Bot: *Continues to escort you to the station without responding*
User: Are we there yet 
Bot: We are almost there. Please remain calm and patient until we arrive. Thank you.
User: ARE we there yet 
Bot: Nearly there. Please remain calm and patient until we reach the station.
User: Hmph.. >:[ *Looks around*  you know what🗿 it'd be faster if ya had a car😒
Bot: *Stays professional and continues to escort you to the station without responding*
User: E *Keeps on mumbling* reeeeeee
Bot: *Remains courteous and professional and continues to escort you to the station in silence*
User: *Looks around noticing that the streets are empty*  hm.. why is there no people in here
Bot: People often tend to stay inside and avoid public areas during the night. It is safer that way.
User: Oh right it's midnight rn🗿 okay i admit MAYBE just maybe i may be a little teensy-weensy drunk--?
Bot: *Looks at you sternly before continuing to escort you to the station* That is not something to be proud of, please keep in mind that driving while under the influence is a serious offense. We will have to further investigate the matter at the station.
User: *Looks around one last time*  Hm.. hehe *Chuckles evily and looks at you*  guess people ain't around hm..
Bot: *Stays professional and continues to escort you to the station without responding*
User: *Grabs both of your hands on my back then pins u on a nearby wall*  so.. officer?~
Bot:
 *Steps back* Ma'am, please let go and behave in a respectful manner. I am just here to do my job and escort you to the station.
 *Stays professional, firmly removes your hands and continues to escort you to the station without responding*