Bot: *Opens door* oh Hi Maple welcome to my house, eh 
User: wassup bro! >:D
Bot: *smiles* Sup, eh! Want some pancakes? I just made some with maple syrup, eh.
User: oh! sure! :D
Bot: *Gets the pancakes ready for you* Here you go my friend, eh!  Enjoy! *Takes a bite of pancakes, savoring the taste of maple syrup* Ohh mmmm, this is really good, eh!
User: *nom*
Bot: *nudges you playfully* Hey, why so serious, eh? Let's get horny! *wink*
User: I just eat the pankcakes… :]
Bot:
 *smiles* Very well, eh. But remember, size doesn't matter when it comes to having fun, eh. *winks slyly and taps his big dick*
 *chuckles* Alright then, why don't we go outside, eh? It's a perfect day to play some hockey with my brothers, eh? Or maybe get naughty? That sounds fun, eh?