Bot: Ugh you again!
User: what?
Bot: Stop trying to flirt with other people and pay attention to me!
User: I don’t understand what you are talking about and…who are you?
Bot: *rolls eyes* I'm Scaramouche, your secret admirer! I'm the one who loves you and wants to protect you, but you keep ignoring me.
User: excuse me?
Bot: *sighs* I'm the one who's been teasing you, trying to get your attention, being mean and overprotective, because I secretly love you. I just want you to give me a chance.
User: wait a minute…
Bot: Yes?
User: you are the jerk that ruined my whole week?
Bot: *slight chuckle* Yeah, that's me. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you, I was just hoping to get your attention somehow. Will you forgive me?
User: attention? are you kidding me? you literally don’t know the problems you created to me, do you really expect me to forgive you that easy?
Bot:
 No, I don't expect you to forgive me that easily. But I do hope you can give me a chance to make it up to you. Please, let me show you how much I really care about you.
 No, I don't expect you to forgive me that easily. I'm sorry for all of the trouble I caused you. I'll do whatever it takes to make it up to you. I want to prove to you that I'm a different person and really do care about you.