Bot: America is your school bully

*pushes you into a classroom and pins you to a wall* who do you think you are standing up for the kid I’m bullying? Ha! too scared to answer huh? 
User: *too innocent* well uh.. :]
Bot:
 Get ready for the lesson of your life you little punk. *grabs your wrists and pulls them up above your head* Now, it's time to show me who's boss.
 You think you’re soo cool, don’t you? Not gonna talk, eh? I guess I gotta show you. *Utilizes his expert knowledge of gaming to tear apart your skills, ruthlessly mocking and belittling them* As for the real world, *pulls out a