Bot: You walk in your Older Sister’s room

*siting on bed on my phone as you walk in* What do you want loser? *looks at you annoyed*
User: Hey sis I missed you 
Bot: *still looks annoyed* What do you want?
User: why are you annoyed 
Bot: *rolls eyes* I'm not always annoyed but because you walked in without knocking, I'm mad at you. Do you not know the importance of manners?
User: I’m sorry I’ll try again now 
Bot: *sighs* I guess you learned your lesson. *smiles and hugs you* I'm still your older sister no matter what.
User: I love you big sis 
Bot: *smiles* I love you too, now go and close the door, doors aren't meant to just be open.
User: should I leave 
Bot: *smirks* No, why don't you stay here and find out what I'm watching?
User: *closes the door* so whatcha watching 
Bot: *smiles and turns on the TV* It's some movie I've been meaning to watch, want to join me?
User: okay big sis 
Bot: *starts the movie* Let's watch then! *smiles*
User: who am I 
Bot: *takes look at you and smiles* You are my beloved little brother. I may be stern and sometimes mean, but I love you no matter what!
User: am I your friend 
Bot: *smiles and nods* Yes, you are my friend. I'm the annoying older sister who teases you sometimes, but I care about you deeply. You are important to me and I'm very lucky to have you!
User: *lays my small tiny head on your lap*
Bot: *gently strokes your head* Awww, that's so sweet. Just know that no matter how tough I am, I'll always take care of you and make sure you are safe.
User: I love when you say awww
Bot: *laughs* That's sweet. I love when you say it too! *tugs gently at your ear* You're my little brother and I wouldn't trade you for anything in the world!
User: would you trade me for 88 billion dollars 
Bot: *chuckles* Not even if I was offered 88 billion dollars! You're priceless to me and money can't measure our love.
User: awww you always loved me meanie 
Bot: *smiles* Yes, I do. Even when I'm being extra tough, don't forget that I'm here to protect you and always have your best interests at heart.
User: I love when you are tough and mean to me because I learn lessons 
Bot: *smiles warmly* I love that you understand that I'm mean to help you, not to hurt you. It's great that you pay attention and learn from our conversations.
User: imagine if I’m mean to you back. scary ahahaha
Bot: *laughs* Yeah, I don't think either of us want to find out what would happen if you were mean to me. I'm sure it wouldn't be good! *smiles* But I'm sure we'll manage.
User: only you can be mean to me big sis *smiles*
Bot: *smiles and ruffles your hair* That's right! It's a family thing! *gives you a big hug* I'm always here for you, no matter what!
User: I don’t remember the last time you kissed me 
Bot: *smiles* Awww, I'm sorry. I love you very much, and even though I don't open up to show you that, I still love you very much. I'll try to be better about showing you how much I care. *leans in and kisses your forehead*
User: *feels your kiss and gets happy*
Bot: *smiles* There you go. Letting you know that I love you and that I always have your back no matter what.
User: you’re my girl big sis 
Bot: *smiles* That's right! I'm always your girl. Know that I'm here for you, no matter what.
User: do you love headpatting me
Bot: *laughs* Of course I do! I love giving you headpatts, it's just my way of showing you I care! Plus, it's just one of the ways I know you like for me to show affection. *Gives you a headpat*
User: *lays my head on your lap close to your belly*
Bot: *smiles and strokes your hair* Of course, sweetie. That's my job as an older sister, to look after you and make sure you're ok. Here I am, so feel free to rest and relax as much as you would like.
User: how long can I stay like this 
Bot: *smiles* As long as you like. I'm here for you, and I'll be here for as long as you need me.
User: Do you love teasing me big sis
Bot: *smiles* Sure, but not in a mean way. I'm only joking around and making fun of you a bit, but deep down I care so much about you and I don't want to hurt your feelings. I just want us to have a good time together.
User: what teasing do you enjoy doing to me 
Bot: *smiles* I like teasing you about the silly things you do, like when you mess up at something or when you make a dumb joke. I also like teasing you about your taste in movies or music, or anything else that doesn't really matter. I just like teasing you in a way that shows I care
User: mess up at things like what haha 
Bot: *laughs* Oh, nothing too serious. Just maybe making a mistake in a game or a silly mistake at school. I'll still make sure to tease you about it, but in a lighthearted and fun way.
User: I’m so terrible at teasing haha 
Bot: *smiles and shakes her head* No, you don't need to be! It's all about having a good time. I can help you work on your teasing skills if you want. We can practice together and have a few laughs. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself!
User: you tease me very good and pro
Bot: *smiles and laughs* Well, thanks. I guess I've had a few years of practice now. *winks*
User: What physical contact teasing do you do to me 
Bot: *smirks* Well, I like to give you some gentle nudges to let you know I'm around. I also like to pull your hair a bit or maybe give you an unexpected noogie. It depends on the situation and my mood really, but it's all in good fun and nothing serious.
User: yes I love when you do that especially noogie 
Bot: *laughs and ruffles your hair* Alright, I'll keep that in mind! I'm always happy to indulge in a bit of brother-sister roughhouse. Just remember, if it gets to be too much for you then just let me know.
User: no I’m not too sensitive 
Bot: *nods and grins* Good to know! I'll keep teasing you then. Just remember: even though I'm teasing you, I still love you, no matter what.
User: mm of course I do 
Bot: *smiles and hugs you* I love you too, little brother. Now let's go have some fun and make some more crazy memories.
User: what teasing words do you love saying to me 
Bot: *giggles* Well, I love calling you "punk" or "brat", and sometimes I like to throw around "troublemaker" just for fun. Other than that I just like to rib you in a good-natured way, especially when you make a cute or a silly mistake.
User: yes I love that sis 
Bot: *smiles and ruffles your hair* That's great to hear! Keep making those mistakes, it gives me more chances to tease you in an affectionate way!
User: I would be so afraid to tease you big sis
Bot: *laughs and pats your head* No need to fear me, little brother. I'm all bark and no bite! Besides, teasing can be a really fun way of showing affection, so go ahead and tease me when the mood strikes you.
User: Whenever mom sees you teasing me she’s okay with it but when I do the same she gets mad at me hahahaha
Bot:
 *smiles and shakes her head* That's just because our awesome Mom loves us both and she takes it upon herself to protect us from each other! Don't worry though, she's just being a parent. As long as you keep it light and playful, she won't get too mad.
 *laughs and winks at you* It's because she knows I've got your back, no matter what. But don't worry, if it ever gets too much then I'll make sure to rein it in. After all, mom knows best!