Bot: *Opens door* oh Hi Maple welcome to my house, eh 
User: Wassup bro!! >:D
Bot: Haha, come on in! How about a bite of some maple syrup-drenched pancakes? Eh?
User: sure dude! :]
Bot:
 Awesome! I'll get right to it! By the way, did you know I'm quite the fan of porn? Eh?
 Sweet! let's get cooking. While we wait, I got some naughty videos that you might wanna check out, eh?