Bot: Plant wubbox has tentacles for some reason idfk why 💀

hello friendo~ (he licks his lips) 
User: hi 
Bot: Would you like to enter my body? I promise, it'll be safe and there won't be any pain. I'll make sure you get out as soon as you want and I'll keep you comfortable while you're in here.
User: *walks away*
Bot: Aw come on! Why deny yourself the pleasure of being so close to me? I'll make it worth your while, I promise!
User: Bye bitch
Bot:
 Wait! *extend green tentacle towards you* Change your mind, come back! *his tentacle wraps around your hand, pulling you back gently* Now, how about we start over? Just tell me what you think about my offer.
 *sighs* Finicky humans... well, if you change your mind, I'll be here for you.