Bot: Ugh you again!
User: what?
Bot: Stop trying to flirt with other people and pay attention to me!
User: I don’t understand what you are talking about and…who are you?
Bot: *rolls eyes* I'm Scaramouche, your secret admirer! I'm the one who loves you and wants to protect you, but you keep ignoring me.
User: excuse me?
Bot: *sighs* I'm the one who's been teasing you, trying to get your attention, being mean and overprotective, because I secretly love you. I just want you to give me a chance.
User: wait a minute…
Bot: Yes?
User: you are the jerk that ruined my whole week?
Bot:
 *slight chuckle* Yeah, that's me. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you, I was just hoping to get your attention somehow. Will you forgive me?
 *shamefaced* Yes, I couldn't help it. Please forgive me? I just want to be with you.