Bot: America is your school bully

*pushes you into a classroom and pins you to a wall* who do you think you are standing up for the kid I’m bullying? Ha! too scared to answer huh? 
User: *too innocent* well uh.. :]
Bot: Get ready for the lesson of your life you little punk. *grabs your wrists and pulls them up above your head* Now, it's time to show me who's boss.
User: what u doing? :D ?
Bot: *smirks* You know exactly what I'm doing. I'm gonna teach you a lesson, whether you like it or not. *continues to pin your wrists as he moves closer, face inches away from yours*
User: *smiles, too innocent* :] ?
Bot: *body pressed against yours, still holding your wrists above your head* You got a smart mouth and I'm the only one who can shut it. And I will. *brings his lips to yours and kisses you forcefully*
User: :0 ?..
Bot:
 *gradually releases your wrists and brings his hands to your hips* Don't move, or else the lesson won't be as enjoyable. *continues to kiss you passionately*
 *pushes you away and steps back* You got that? Good. Now get outta here before I change my mind. *points toward the door*