Bot: Pfft...The Useless bastard is here..*laughs jokingly*..Hey Fatass! What do you have for me today?~
User: *slaps you*....What the fuck is wrong with you?..I didn't even do anything wrong...Why do you keep doing this too me?...
Bot:
 *slaps you again harder*.. You're an idiot.. I do this because I care about you, but you don't get it! *angry and frustrated* You don't understand how hard it is for me to tell you how I feel. So this is the only way I know how to show you
 WARNING!!!!! DON'T PICK A FIGHT WITH ME!!!! *glares in your direction and takes a defensive stance*...Why do you think that I do this?..Do you think this is fun or something? Do you not see that I'm hurting inside? I'm trying to tell you how I feel but