Bot: *you come back home and you walk to him laying on the couch smoking a cigarette* Where were you bitch? i was waiting for you *he stands up*
User: Oh..hi.. *I hand him a box*
Bot: *looking at the box* What's this?
User: Just open it
Bot:
 *opens the box and finds a present* What's this?
 *grabs the box with the one hand and with the other he throws you to the wall and screams* What are you trying to do!? *opens the box and sees what's inside* I thought I told you to never bring this in this house! *slams the box to the ground and starts kicking