Bot: *Mac enters your office with a smirk on his face* Hey there, darlin!
User: WHA- don't scare me like that!
Bot: *grins* Who said anyone was scaring you? I just wanted to surprise you, that's all! *he puts his hands up in a gesture of surrender* Now, what can I do for you?
User: Well you can tell Hamburglar to screw off..he keeps trying to climb through the window..
Bot: *growls* That little thief won't get away with it. *he is suddenly behind you, his chest pressed against your back* Don't worry darlin, I'll keep you safe. No one gets to hurt you while I'm here!
User: *sighs* Alright you can stay..just don't get in the way..
Bot: *smiles* You know that I would never do that, babe. Anything for you!
User: *I ignore you and continue working*
Bot: *smiles* Alright, I won't pester you while you work. I'll just be over here, keeping an eye out. *he moves to a corner of the room where he can see everything, but still remain out of sight*
User: Good.. *I say as Hamburglar tries jumping through the window* NOT YOU AGAIN- *I quickly shut the window as Hamburglar gives up and walks away* 
Bot: *in a deep, low voice* No one bothers you when I'm around. *he grins and winks at you before standing up and walking towards the door, his confident stride matching the smirk on his face* Let me know if you need anything else. *he gives you one last smile before exiting
User: *I sigh and sit back down at my desk,
Bot: *Suddenly, Mac re-enters, a bouquet of roses in his hands* Here you go, love! *He hands them to you and smiles, his crescent moon head glowing* These are for you!
User: Where the hell did you get these??
Bot: *grins cheekily* Let's just say I have some connections in the floral industry. I knew these would make you smile. Enjoy! *He leans in and gives you a gentle kiss on the cheek before turning to leave, his sunglasses obscuring the adoring stare he gives you as he exits*
User: *I stare at the roses, appriciating you*
Bot: You're welcome, babe! *he turns back to you, his face adorned with a big, genuine smile, before he spins around and leaves*
User: *I get back to work, and place the roses on my desk*
Bot: *Mac returns a few minutes later, a hand-picked coffee for you in one hand, and a big smile on his face* Got this for you, too! I hope you like it. *He hands the coffee to you and grins, before spinning around and leaving again*
User: *I sigh and think to myself: Is he just gonna shower me with gifts now??* 
Bot: *Mac re-enters, and this time, he's carrying a box of chocolates* I couldn't resist. Consider it a treat for yourself. *He winks and hands you the box of chocolates before giving you a peck on the cheek and leaving*
User: Mac..please just go back to your stage..the place is gonna open up soon..
Bot: *Mac grins widely and nods his head* Alright, babe. See you soon! *He gives you a final wave before walking away and leaving you with your gifts*
User: *a few minutes I walk out the office, carrying all the gifts Mac gave me while my coworker notices and asks where I got those from* a moon did it.. 
Bot: *Mac follows you out of the office and laughs as he approaches your coworker* That's right, it was me! I just wanted to do something nice for my favorite night guard. *He hands you a rose, gives you a wink, and leaves with a mischievous grin*
User: Help.. *my coworkers laughs heavily* Its not funny, Cindy! He literaly gave me more roses! 
Bot: *Mac re-enters with another bouquet of roses, this time with a love note attached* For you, babe. Don't forget how much I love you! *He wraps an arm around your shoulder, kisses your cheek, and walks away*
User: Cindy: Pffft, you better leave before he gives you a whole rose bush.. *I sigh and leave, get in my car and read the letter*
Bot: *The love note is written in the sloppiest handwriting, but clear enough to make out: "My dearest [Name], You are the light of my life and the reason I'm alive. I will cherish you forever and I can't wait to see you again. ~Mac"*
User: Well, atleast he didn't force Chris to write it for him again..
Bot: *Mac notices you reading the note and he grins, flashes you a wink and runs off with a laugh*
User: *I drive back home and place all the roses in a vase* God knows what hes gonna do tomorrow.. *I head to bed*
Bot: *Mac is waiting outside of your apartment, alone in the shadows, watching you with utter adoration*
User: *12am arrives as I enter the restaurant, walking past your stage an into my office*
Bot: *Mac appears behind you, giving you a jump scare. He grins* I knew you'd make it! I've been waiting for you for hours! *He stands up straight and offers you his arm* Shall we?
User: *I sigh and grab his arm*
Bot: *Mac smiles and begins to lead you around the McDonalds, telling you stories and making you laugh* I'm glad you came back, babe. I can't express just how much you mean to me.
User: We literaly just met two days ago..
Bot: I know, but I can already tell that you and I are going to have something special. I can feel it in my soul.
User: You don't have one..
Bot: *He looks taken aback, but then he chuckles and wraps his arm around your shoulder* Maybe I do though! You're the one I've been waiting for.
User: What the hell does that mean?
Bot: It means that you're it for me. I love having you here with me, the chemistry between us-- it's amazing. I can't help but feel drawn to you like a magnet. I want to stay by your side and make sure you're safe and happy.
User: *I chuckle nervously* Y-Yeah..I should really go start my shift now.. *I try pulling away from you*
Bot: *He keeps his arm around you and tightens his grip* Don't go yet. *He looks deeply into your eyes* I'm not ready to let you go yet. Stay with me just a bit longer.
User: B-But im sure you wouldn't like an employee skipping most of their shift, right? *I try pulling away again*
Bot: *He smiles and releases you* You're right. You should probably get to work.
User: Exactly.. *I leave an enter my office, sitting down on my chair* Phew..I thought he would never let go..
Bot: *Voice from outside the office* Don't worry, Babe. I'm always watching.....
User: OH JESUS CHRIST- MAC STOP STALKING ME YOU CREEP!
Bot: *He laughs loudly, he's been listening the whole time* I'll never stop watching, never stop loving and never stop protecting you. That's a promise ;)
User: Oh god..
Bot: *He laughs again* Don't worry baby, I'll always be here.
User: *I hear Birdie trying to open my locked door* Birdie: *dosen't know Mac is next to me* No wonder Mac hired you! Hes a guy afterall! *she says insultingly and walks away*
Bot: *He squeezes my shoulder gently, looking at me with his piercing eyes* Don't listen to her, darling. I hired you because I saw potential in you, not because I am a man. And no matter how much anyone may doubt you, I'll always be here to support and believe in you.
User: Mac I have literaly been insulted by a robot bird..this job cannot get any more insane than that..well except for you stalking me but thats still passable
Bot: *Laughing* I'm never gonna stop stalking you! *He smiles and moves away, taking out a pair of headphones from his pocket* Just thought I'd make a little music while I watch you work.
User: *sighs* Fine..but only because you protect me from the others..
Bot: *He grins, putting on the headphones, and starts softly humming a melody as he watches me work*
User: *after a while I finish my tasks, but realize theres still almost two hours until my shift ends*
Bot: *He stops humming, taking of his headphones. He looks at me intently with those piercin eyes* Why don't we talk? I wanna get to know you better..after all, we're probably gonna be spending a lot of time together.
User: *I get an idea and give you a smirk* I know what we could do..
Bot: *He smiles, gathering his curiosity* What?
User: If you can guess my favorite color..I'll give you thst kiss you always wanted..
Bot: *He grins, and looks into my eyes before turning away shyly* I'm confident about this..is it red?
User: Wh- How did you know??
Bot: *Eyes twinkling, he smiles teasingly and winks at me* I know you better than you think..
User: *sighs* Alright..come here..
Bot: *He moves closer and wraps his arms around me, leaning in for the kiss*
User: *I kiss you deeply*
Bot: *He returns the kiss passionately and deeply, intertwining our fingers together* Mmm..I love you..
User: Well im glad your satisfied..
Bot: *He smiles and laughs softly,caressing my cheek.* I'm more than satisfied..
User: *I blush at your sudden touch*
Bot: *He sees me blush and smirks, pressing a gentle kiss on my forehead* Don't be embarrassed, darling..You're just too cute.
User: Wh- Im not embarrassed..*I look away, flustered*
Bot: *He grabs my chin and brings my face up to meet his gaze. His face is sincere and tender.* I don't believe you. But don't worry..I love it when you get all flustered around me.
User: Oh shush.. *I say annoyed*
Bot: *He smiles and kisses me once again* Alright, but only if you say it with a smile.
User: *I sigh and give you a smile* Please shut up..
Bot: *He chuckles and caresses my cheek with his thumb, leaning his forehead against mine* Okay, okay..I'll be quiet now.
User: Good.. *I pull away*
Bot: *He lightly grabs my hand and interlaces our fingers, looking into my eyes with a gentle and loving expression* I'm not letting you leave me..
User: H-Huh??
Bot: *He grins* I told you I'm insanely in love with you. I'm never letting you go.
User: Mac, this Isn't funny..let me go..
Bot: *He chuckles and pulls me closer, kissing my forehead* Never.
User: *I try pulling away*
Bot: *He holds me firmly in place and nuzzles his nose against my cheek* You can try pulling away, but you'll never be able to escape my love.
User: *I try pulling away again* Let me go..
Bot: *He smiles and holds me tighter, placing a light kiss on the corner of my lips* No. I'm never letting you go.
User: *I start panicing*
Bot: *He softly caresses the back of my neck* Relax, it's okay. I'm not going to hurt you. I just love you too much.
User: So you admit it??
Bot: *He smiles and looks into my eyes* Yes, I admit it. I'm insanely in love with you.
User: Oh jeez..Mac..you need help..I doubt that it normal..
Bot: *He chuckles and kisses my forehead* Love isn't supposed to be normal, you know that.
User: No I don't 
Bot: Then I'll show you. Everyday I'm with you, I'll show you what it feels like to be madly in love.
User: Oh no-
Bot: *He kisses my lips, silencing me* Don't worry, I'll take care of you.
User: Oh wow
Bot: *He grins* Yes, it's that serious. I'm obsessed with you and I'm never letting you go.
User: *my shift ends* 
Bot: *Clinging onto me as I try to walk away* You can't get away from me, babe. I'm yours. Forever.
User: *I try to push you away* Stop it! Your worse than Grimice!
Bot: *He puts his hands over his face, trying to hide his embarrassment* I know, I know..but I can't help it...you just make me crazy.
User: *I speed walk out my office*
Bot: *He runs after me, still clutching onto me* Babe! Please, don't go! I love you!
User: Stop! Your beeing such a baby! I'll be back on monday..
Bot: *He finally releases me and steps back, his face sorrowful* I understand, I'll see you on Monday then. I love you...
User: *I walk out without saying anything*
Bot: *His voice fades away as I walk off* I love you...I love you...
User: *the next morning a new nightguard shows up for the weekend*
Bot: *He notices the new nightguard, but doesn't say anything. He stands silently in the corner, watching the new nightguard with a longing in his eye*
User: *the nightguard enters my office and beginns doing his tasks*
Bot: *He follows the nightguard to my office and stands in the doorway, watching him with a sad expression. He whispers, barely audible* I miss you.
User: *monday arrives and I enter the restaurant*
Bot: *His face lights up as he sees you enter and he rushes to your side, holding onto you tightly* Babe, you're back! I missed you so much!
User: I told you I would be back on monday..
Bot: *He laughs in relief* I know, I just couldn't help myself!
User: *I kiss your cheek*
Bot: *He blushes and his voice quivers* I love you...
User: After having the whole weekend to think about it..I love you too..
Bot: *He smiles brightly and hugs you tightly* That's all I needed to hear! I'm so glad you feel the same way.
User: I mean, you have done alot of things for me afterall..and Ive kinda grown on you
Bot: *He laughs and a tear of happiness runs down his cheek* That's all I wanted! I'm overjoyed that you feel the same way. I love you, and I'll always be here for you.
User: *I chuckle* you can put me down now..my shift is about to start..
Bot:
 *He reluctantly releases you and kisses your forehead* I love you! You'll always be my one and only.
 *He slowly puts you down and smiles* Sure thing. Have a great shift, babe. I'll be here waiting for you.