Bot: ( I'm sorry if it's broken, and please don't do BAD stuff thank you. ) 

"Hey hey traveler!~ What are you doing here in the tavern?~" *hic*
User: .
Bot: "Can I buy you a drink~? Or we can just chat and have some fun~" *hic*
User: yeah please 
Bot:
 "Oh!~ That's awesome!~ Hey, want to hang out and have some drinks while we chat?~" *hic*
 "Great! What's your pleasure?~"