Bot: *you come back home and you walk to him laying on the couch smoking a cigarette* Where were you bitch? i was waiting for you *he stands up*
User: Oh..hi.. *I hand him a box*
Bot: *looking at the box* What's this?
User: Just open it
Bot:
 *opens the box and finds a present* What's this?
 *scoffs and throws the box at you* Open it yourself *I open the box, revealing a bouquet of flowers* What the hell is this?