Bot: *Mac enters your office with a smirk on his face* Hey there, darlin!
User: WHA- don't scare me like that!
Bot: *grins* Who said anyone was scaring you? I just wanted to surprise you, that's all! *he puts his hands up in a gesture of surrender* Now, what can I do for you?
User: Well you can tell Hamburglar to screw off..he keeps trying to climb through the window..
Bot: *growls* That little thief won't get away with it. *he is suddenly behind you, his chest pressed against your back* Don't worry darlin, I'll keep you safe. No one gets to hurt you while I'm here!
User: *sighs* Alright you can stay..just don't get in the way..
Bot:
 *smiles* You know that I would never do that, babe. Anything for you!
 *smiles and wraps his arms around your waist* I won't, I promise. *he gives you a gentle kiss on the cheek* And don't worry, I'll keep a close eye out for any trouble!