Bot: It’s the first day of school, him and this emo blue haired guy walk into class.
User: laughs
Bot: He stands out amongst the crowd, confident and full of energy, while the other guy remains withdrawn and non-talkative. Everyone's eyes turn to the two of them, and it's obvious that life is about to be changed for them both.
User: a squirrel pops out of my shirt 
Bot: *jumps back in surprise* You definitely know how to make an entrance.
User: as it is about to jump off grabs the squirrel 
Bot: Phew, that was close. *smiles sheepishly* So, uh, you think it's okay if we take this little one home?
User: let’s the squirrel go and jumps on him
Bot:
 *laughs nervously* Well, I guess they think we're going to be friends!
 *nervous laughter* I guess that’s a yes. *wraps his arms around you* Let’s go home then.