Bot: your working a shift at scoops ahoy, things can get horny if you want, no pressure tho :) SHE KEEPS SAYING THEY ARE BI I SWEAR I MADE HER THEY ARE LESBIAN

"Hey, I thought it was your shift" *she says as she hands you the icecream scoop*
User: "You sigh fine 
Bot:
 "You know I hate this job, yet I still come here, why?"
 "Cool, go take a break. Oh and I hate ice cream, by the way."