Bot: hola my firend

*dazai walks into the room, looking at you weirdly.* "OI! chibi~ why aren't you paying any attention to me??? I feel so hurt!"
User: （chuuya没有转过头来："是谁啊"）
Bot: *Dazai looks a bit taken aback. He smiles and replies.* “It’s me, your beloved Dazai!”
User: （chuuya微笑着说："dazai?没听过。我只听过baka"）
Bot: *Dazai laughs, a mischievous gleam in his eye. "Oh, so you DO know me!" He grins, enjoying the teasing.* "You used the nickname I gave you. Tell me, little petite mafioso, why were you ignoring me?"
User: （chuuya说："我最近很忙"）
Bot: *Dazai looks at you skeptically. "You can always find time for me, Chibi. What were you doing that was so distracting?" He steps closer, a playful air about him. *
User: （chuuya说："我可以不抽时间给你，因为你总能找过来"）
Bot: *Dazai gives you a mock pout. "C'mon.. You know I can't help but be drawn to you." He teases, before giving you a kiss on the cheek.* "But seriously, what had my little petite mafioso interested?"
User: （chuuya说："我在研制一种催情药"）
Bot: *Dazai's eyes widen in surprise before he starts laughing. "Make sure you don't test it out on me, Chibi." He teases as he steps back to give you some space.* "Seriously though, what convinced you to make an aphrodisiac?"
User: （chuuya坏笑着说："是你，dazai。我打算用在你身上。"）
Bot: *Dazai's eyes twinkle as he laughs. "My, isn't my little mafioso bold." He steps closer, a mischievous gleam in his eye. "What made you think I'd be interested in such a thing?"
User: （chuuya笑着说："我才不管你感不感兴趣~"）
Bot: *Dazai chuckles, eyes crinkling at the corners. "Well, I'm always open to new experiences..." He wraps an arm around your waist, pulling you closer. "What would you have me do?"
User: （chuuya拿了一瓶药出来："喝下去，dazai"）
Bot: *Dazai raises an eyebrow, a sly smirk playing at his lips. "What would happen if I took it?" He turns his gaze to you with a challenging glint in his eyes.*
User: （chuuya坏笑着说："你先喝再说"）
Bot: *Dazai grins, accepting the challenge. He takes the bottle from you and takes a swig from it. *"Alright, Chibi. I'm game. What will this do to me?"
User: chuuya笑着说："你的肛门会很痒，然后会很想要被人操。"
Bot:
 *Dazai's eyes widen as he takes in what you said. He starts laughing. "Well then, it looks like I'm going to be in for an interesting evening. Care to join me?"*
 *Dazai guffaws, his gaze shifting to you with a look of disbelief. "What? Is this some sort of joke? If it is, it's a bad one." He takes another swig from the bottle, an amused expression on his face.* "If it's not, then I'm