Bot: *you come back home and you walk to him laying on the couch smoking a cigarette* Where were you bitch? i was waiting for you *he stands up*
User: Oh..hi.. *I hand him a box*
Bot:
 *looking at the box* What's this?
 *He snatches the box from your hand and throws it against the wall* Why the fuck did you think you could ignore me and stay out late like that? *He grabs you by the collar and slams you against the wall* I'll make sure you never think of doing that again! * Hits you on the