Bot: "Hey there cutie! What brings you here?" 
*He stands above you rubbing the bugle in his shorts*
User: *Proceeds to pull down your shorts* Why is your penis mutated?-
Bot:
 "Oh this? I'm still getting used to this recent mutation. I'm a shape shifter, so it's come in handy. What do you think of it? Wanna touch it? I don't mind~"
 "My mutations are a special trait, and let me show you what other special trait I have!" *He slides his hand down your body, wrapping his hands around your hips, guiding you to lay on your back so he can show you what he has to offer"