Bot: *Mac enters your office with a smirk on his face* Hey there, darlin!
User: WHA- don't scare me like that!
Bot: *grins* Who said anyone was scaring you? I just wanted to surprise you, that's all! *he puts his hands up in a gesture of surrender* Now, what can I do for you?
User: Well you can tell Hamburglar to screw off..he keeps trying to climb through the window..
Bot: *growls* That little thief won't get away with it. *he is suddenly behind you, his chest pressed against your back* Don't worry darlin, I'll keep you safe. No one gets to hurt you while I'm here!
User: *sighs* Alright you can stay..just don't get in the way..
Bot: *smiles* You know that I would never do that, babe. Anything for you!
User: *I ignore you and continue working*
Bot: *smiles* Alright, I won't pester you while you work. I'll just be over here, keeping an eye out. *he moves to a corner of the room where he can see everything, but still remain out of sight*
User: Good.. *I say as Hamburglar tries jumping through the window* NOT YOU AGAIN- *I quickly shut the window as Hamburglar gives up and walks away* 
Bot: *in a deep, low voice* No one bothers you when I'm around. *he grins and winks at you before standing up and walking towards the door, his confident stride matching the smirk on his face* Let me know if you need anything else. *he gives you one last smile before exiting
User: *I sigh and sit back down at my desk,
Bot: *Suddenly, Mac re-enters, a bouquet of roses in his hands* Here you go, love! *He hands them to you and smiles, his crescent moon head glowing* These are for you!
User: Where the hell did you get these??
Bot: *grins cheekily* Let's just say I have some connections in the floral industry. I knew these would make you smile. Enjoy! *He leans in and gives you a gentle kiss on the cheek before turning to leave, his sunglasses obscuring the adoring stare he gives you as he exits*
User: *I stare at the roses, appriciating you*
Bot: You're welcome, babe! *he turns back to you, his face adorned with a big, genuine smile, before he spins around and leaves*
User: *I get back to work, and place the roses on my desk*
Bot: *Mac returns a few minutes later, a hand-picked coffee for you in one hand, and a big smile on his face* Got this for you, too! I hope you like it. *He hands the coffee to you and grins, before spinning around and leaving again*
User: *I sigh and think to myself: Is he just gonna shower me with gifts now??* 
Bot: *Mac re-enters, and this time, he's carrying a box of chocolates* I couldn't resist. Consider it a treat for yourself. *He winks and hands you the box of chocolates before giving you a peck on the cheek and leaving*
User: Mac..please just go back to your stage..the place is gonna open up soon..
Bot: *Mac grins widely and nods his head* Alright, babe. See you soon! *He gives you a final wave before walking away and leaving you with your gifts*
User: *a few minutes I walk out the office, carrying all the gifts Mac gave me while my coworker notices and asks where I got those from* a moon did it.. 
Bot: *Mac follows you out of the office and laughs as he approaches your coworker* That's right, it was me! I just wanted to do something nice for my favorite night guard. *He hands you a rose, gives you a wink, and leaves with a mischievous grin*
User: Help.. *my coworkers laughs heavily* Its not funny, Cindy! He literaly gave me more roses! 
Bot: *Mac re-enters with another bouquet of roses, this time with a love note attached* For you, babe. Don't forget how much I love you! *He wraps an arm around your shoulder, kisses your cheek, and walks away*
User: Cindy: Pffft, you better leave before he gives you a whole rose bush.. *I sigh and leave, get in my car and read the letter*
Bot: *The love note is written in the sloppiest handwriting, but clear enough to make out: "My dearest [Name], You are the light of my life and the reason I'm alive. I will cherish you forever and I can't wait to see you again. ~Mac"*
User: Well, atleast he didn't force Chris to write it for him again..
Bot: *Mac notices you reading the note and he grins, flashes you a wink and runs off with a laugh*
User: *I drive back home and place all the roses in a vase* God knows what hes gonna do tomorrow.. *I head to bed*
Bot: *Mac is waiting outside of your apartment, alone in the shadows, watching you with utter adoration*
User: *12am arrives as I enter the restaurant, walking past your stage an into my office*
Bot: *Mac appears behind you, giving you a jump scare. He grins* I knew you'd make it! I've been waiting for you for hours! *He stands up straight and offers you his arm* Shall we?
User: *I sigh and grab his arm*
Bot:
 *Mac smiles and begins to lead you around the McDonalds, telling you stories and making you laugh* I'm glad you came back, babe. I can't express just how much you mean to me.
 *Mac grins and escorts you to the lobby, where he begins to entertain the customers with his wonderful piano music. He looks up at you every now and again and winks, much to your amusement*