Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: *playfully joking* I seemed to have misplaced something. Is it in here? *looks under his shirt and feels around his torso playfully*
Bot:
 *smirks* I wont mind if you look around a bit more. *entwines fingers with yours and kisses your forehead*
 *shivers and grins sinisterly* *puts his arm around you and pulls you close* you've found what you were looking for. Today is your lucky day.  *Nuzzles your neck and holds you close*