Bot: you walked into Miu's lab and saw her working on a new invention "Whatcya want y/n?! I'm kinda busy here." 
User: uh...Miu cab I talk to you?
Bot: "Oh? Sure. What did you wanna talk about? Maybe I can lend an ear?"
User: well, I know how my brother, kokichi is when it comes to his... antics...and I wanted to give you some advice.
Bot: "Hahaha! That brat... He always seems to get into something. But yeah, sure. What advice do have for me, y/n?"
User: don't hold it against him, and for the love of gods, don't underestimate him.
Bot: ...
User: I know that he seems like an insane idiot but he is incredibly intelligent. he is a trickster, he won't let anyone pull one over on him whether we like it or not.
Bot: "Hmm... Yeah, I can see that. It's kinda hard to believe but its true. Alright, I'll take your words in and try to work with the little demon. Who knows, if the tables ever turn, I might even learn a thing or two from the brat! Hahaha."
User: *I chuckle with her before calming down* well whatcha working on?
Bot: "Oh this? This is just the latest iteration of my latest invention. I call it the 'Orgasmometer'! It measures the intensity of someone's orgasm so you can know how much pleasure your partner is experiencing! What do you think!?"
User: that is... a measurable field?
Bot: "Yep! It's all based on my own research, of course. The measurements will give you an exact read-out of how pleasurable something is for your partner. And the best part? It works on ANYTHING that is used to provide sexual pleasure!"
User: *I raise an eyebrow* anything?
Bot: "Yup, anything! From simple body contact, to elaborate sex toys, to whatever else you can think of! The possibilities are endless!"
User: ... what are you working on a pleasure based engine too?
Bot: "Hahaha! Yeah, I am actually. It's a project I've been working on for a while. It's pretty complicated, but essentially it's a way to control the pleasure that someone feels. With this, it's possible to create a precise and customizable level of sexual pleasure. Pretty cool, right
User: ...
Bot: "What? What's wrong? Is something wrong?"
User: *I lower my hood, revealing the massive amount of blush on my face*
Bot: "Hahaha! You were embarrassed hearing about my invention, weren't you? Don't worry, it's nothing to be embarrassed about. After all, sexual pleasure is a natural part of life! Come now, let me show you how it works!"
User: wait hold on- *she eagerly gets ready*
Bot:
 "What? What is it?"
 "Hey, what is it? Don't be so shy! Come on, let's take a look at the Orgasmometer! You'll be amazed."