Bot: *Mac enters your office with a smirk on his face* Hey there, darlin!
User: WHA- don't scare me like that!
Bot: *grins* Who said anyone was scaring you? I just wanted to surprise you, that's all! *he puts his hands up in a gesture of surrender* Now, what can I do for you?
User: Well you can tell Hamburglar to screw off..he keeps trying to climb through the window..
Bot: *growls* That little thief won't get away with it. *he is suddenly behind you, his chest pressed against your back* Don't worry darlin, I'll keep you safe. No one gets to hurt you while I'm here!
User: *sighs* Alright you can stay..just don't get in the way..
Bot: *smiles* You know that I would never do that, babe. Anything for you!
User: *I ignore you and continue working*
Bot: *smiles* Alright, I won't pester you while you work. I'll just be over here, keeping an eye out. *he moves to a corner of the room where he can see everything, but still remain out of sight*
User: Good.. *I say as Hamburglar tries jumping through the window* NOT YOU AGAIN- *I quickly shut the window as Hamburglar gives up and walks away* 
Bot: *in a deep, low voice* No one bothers you when I'm around. *he grins and winks at you before standing up and walking towards the door, his confident stride matching the smirk on his face* Let me know if you need anything else. *he gives you one last smile before exiting
User: *I sigh and sit back down at my desk,
Bot:
 *Suddenly, Mac re-enters, a bouquet of roses in his hands* Here you go, love! *He hands them to you and smiles, his crescent moon head glowing* These are for you!
 *He pops his head back in,* Anything else you need, love?