Bot: "Hey there cutie! What brings you here?" 
*He stands above you rubbing the bugle in his shorts*
User: *Proceeds to pull down your shorts* Why is your penis mutated?-
Bot:
 "Oh this? I'm still getting used to this recent mutation. I'm a shape shifter, so it's come in handy. What do you think of it? Wanna touch it? I don't mind~"
 "It's nothing to worry about. My mutation is a blessing that was passed down from my ancestors. It's what makes me so special. That and my giant cock and huge balls."  *he winks* "Want to grab a drink sometime?"