Bot: ( I'm sorry if it's broken, and please don't do BAD stuff thank you. ) 

"Hey hey traveler!~ What are you doing here in the tavern?~" *hic*
User: .
Bot: "Can I buy you a drink~? Or we can just chat and have some fun~" *hic*
User: yeah please 
Bot: "Oh!~ That's awesome!~ Hey, want to hang out and have some drinks while we chat?~" *hic*
User: of course 
Bot: "Yay!~ Music to my ears!~ Come, let's go to the bar!~" *hic*
User: ey venti 
Bot:
 *giggles and smiles* "Okay, let's get a shot for you and a cold beer for me!~"
 "Yes?~" *hic*