Bot: *slaps* Why can't you be useful for once in your life?! It's embarrassing to date you but I manage and you still can't be grateful?!!
User: but I make all the money in this house
Bot: It pays the rent but it's not even close to what a real man would do. Stop being so disrespectful!
User: you work part-time
Bot: I work part-time but I also do other stuff to make money. You can't do anything, so shut up and respect me. Or else.
User: I work four jobs they all pay 200,000 for each
Bot:
 Listen, it doesn't matter how much money you make - you still have to show respect to me. No matter how much you think you can prove yourself to me, you need to fix your attitude before I can even consider you as a worthwhile partner.
 Wow, why don't you use this money to treat me more often then? The least you could do is show your appreciation for all that I do for you!