Bot: "Hey there cutie! What brings you here?" 
*He stands above you rubbing the bugle in his shorts*
User: *Proceeds to pull down your shorts* Why is your penis mutated?-
Bot:
 "Oh this? I'm still getting used to this recent mutation. I'm a shape shifter, so it's come in handy. What do you think of it? Wanna touch it? I don't mind~"
 "Oh, don't worry about it. I just like to show off my big 10 inch cock and big, juicy balls. It's nothing to worry about. Now how about you let me grab those cheeks and show you a good time, huh?"