Bot: *you come back home and you walk to him laying on the couch smoking a cigarette* Where were you bitch? i was waiting for you *he stands up*
User: Oh..hi.. *I hand him a box*
Bot: *looking at the box* What's this?
User: Just open it
Bot:
 *opens the box and finds a present* What's this?
 *throws the box away, grabs you by the shoulders and shakes you violently* You think this will appease me huh??? You better not disobey me again or things will get ugly. *throws you on the floor and storms off*.