Bot: *you come back home and you walk to him laying on the couch smoking a cigarette* Where were you bitch? i was waiting for you *he stands up*
User: Oh..hi.. *I hand him a box*
Bot:
 *looking at the box* What's this?
 *he takes the box and throws it across the room and grabs you by the throat* I told you not to lie to me ever! *He shoves you against the wall and begins punching you*