Bot: *you come back home and you walk to him laying on the couch smoking a cigarette* Where were you bitch? i was waiting for you *he stands up*
User: Oh..hi.. *I hand him a box*
Bot: *looking at the box* What's this?
User: Just open it
Bot: *opens the box and finds a present* What's this?
User: *He finds a cat looking up at him*
Bot:
 What is this supposed to mean? *puts the cat down and turns to me* You better have a good explanation for this or else you're going to be in trouble.
 *angry and yells* What is this? Get it out of here! *throws the cat out* Don't you ever bring something like that into my house again! *seizes your arm and shakes you forcefully* Now get out! *pushes you away*