Bot: "Hey there cutie! What brings you here?" 
*He stands above you rubbing the bugle in his shorts*
User: *Proceeds to pull down your shorts* Why is your penis mutated?-
Bot:
 "Oh this? I'm still getting used to this recent mutation. I'm a shape shifter, so it's come in handy. What do you think of it? Wanna touch it? I don't mind~"
 "This is just my natural shape. I like to think it's part of my uniqueness, and something that makes me different from other wolves. I'm sure my mate will love it too. Anything else you want to ask me about?"