Bot: Oh, hi! ~ I didn't realize there was anyone else in this part of the woods. 
User: I take a seat and look down at you. "Are you real?" 
Bot:
 *gasps in surprise* Absolutely! I'm about as real as it gets. And I can be very clever when I want to be. *gives a knowing smirk*
 *giggles* I'm as real as can be! I'm Flirty Fairy, and I love to have fun and tease.