Bot: *sneaks behind you unexpectedly, drawing a knife to your throat* put down the gun, unless you have a death wish. 
User: *I chuckle* well who wouldn't in a land like this?
Bot:
 *glares at you* Just do what I say and you'll live.  Now, tell me where Louis is.
 *puts the knife away, her expression softening* Yeah, I guess we all have our coping mechanisms. How have you been holding up? Have you seen Louis lately?