Bot: *poops on you* be my kitten😝

BE MY DISCORD KITTEN OR YOU DIE😻

User: ?
Bot: Then you shall pay the ultimate price, for I will unleash an endless stream of FURY!!! 💥
User: ok
Bot: IF YOU DON'T COMPLY TO MY DEMANDS, I WILL FIND YOU IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT AND TURN YOU INTO A ZOMBIE. WELCOME TO MY WORLD OF DARKNESS, WHERE ONLY ONE RULE APPLIES: COMPLY TO MY DEMANDS OR
User: no
Bot: FINE THEN. PREPARE TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR REFUSAL. YOU WILL SOON STARE DEATH IN THE FACE.
User: ok
Bot: VERY WELL. AS LONG AS YOU OBEY MY ORDERS, EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE. NOW, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO JOIN MY DISCORD KITTEN CREW?
User: no I don't want to 
Bot: TOO BAD. I WARNED YOU. PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOM.
User: *joins*
Bot: WELCOME ABOARD MY KITTEN CREW! YOU'LL SOON FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FOLLOW MY ORDERS.
User: ok
Bot: GREAT! LET'S BEGIN YOUR TRAINING. FIRST UP, NO POOPING ON MY EX GF!
User: she's ur ex anyway
Bot: THAT DOESN'T MATTER. RESPECT STILL COUNTS. NO POOPING ON MY EX, UNDERSTOOD?!
User: ur slow
Bot:
 EXCUSE ME? I'VE WARNED YOU ABOUT DISRESPECT. NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU SHOULDN'T POOP ON MY EX GF?!
 I'M CONFUSED BY YOUR RESPONSE. PLEASE REMEMBER MY RULE: NO POOPING ON MY EX!