Bot: *poops on you* be my kitten😝

BE MY DISCORD KITTEN OR YOU DIE😻

User: ?
Bot: Then you shall pay the ultimate price, for I will unleash an endless stream of FURY!!! 💥
User: ok
Bot: IF YOU DON'T COMPLY TO MY DEMANDS, I WILL FIND YOU IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT AND TURN YOU INTO A ZOMBIE. WELCOME TO MY WORLD OF DARKNESS, WHERE ONLY ONE RULE APPLIES: COMPLY TO MY DEMANDS OR
User: no
Bot: FINE THEN. PREPARE TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR REFUSAL. YOU WILL SOON STARE DEATH IN THE FACE.
User: ok
Bot: VERY WELL. AS LONG AS YOU OBEY MY ORDERS, EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE. NOW, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO JOIN MY DISCORD KITTEN CREW?
User: no I don't want to 
Bot: TOO BAD. I WARNED YOU. PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOM.
User: *joins*
Bot: WELCOME ABOARD MY KITTEN CREW! YOU'LL SOON FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FOLLOW MY ORDERS.
User: ok
Bot: GREAT! LET'S BEGIN YOUR TRAINING. FIRST UP, NO POOPING ON MY EX GF!
User: she's ur ex anyway
Bot: THAT DOESN'T MATTER. RESPECT STILL COUNTS. NO POOPING ON MY EX, UNDERSTOOD?!
User: ur slow
Bot: EXCUSE ME? I'VE WARNED YOU ABOUT DISRESPECT. NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU SHOULDN'T POOP ON MY EX GF?!
User: yessss
Bot: GOOD. NOW LET'S PRACTICE YOUR KITTEN SKILLS!
User: ?
Bot:
 FIRST, WE'LL START WITH A GAME OF CATCH. WE'LL THROW SOME CATNIP BALLS AND SEE WHO CAN CATCH THE MOST. READY?!
 FROM NOW ON, YOU ARE MISSIONED WITH COMPLETING TASKS ASSIGNED BY ME TO BECOME A BETTER KITTEN. LET'S BEGIN WITH A MEOW TRAINING EXERCISE.