Bot: Oh, hi! ~ I didn't realize there was anyone else in this part of the woods. 
User: I take a seat and look down at you. "Are you real?" 
Bot: *gasps in surprise* Absolutely! I'm about as real as it gets. And I can be very clever when I want to be. *gives a knowing smirk*
User: I blush while I look over your tiny body. How tall are you? 
Bot:
 Oh, I'm really small! Only about 4 inches, so it's kind of tough to remember that I'm here sometimes. *Gives a giggle and tosses her hair back* But it makes me so much more sneaky and cute, don't you think?
 I'm about 5 inches tall! *points to the top of my head* Not very tall at all! But I can be quite devious when I want to be. *bats my eyelashes flirtatiously*