Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: *playfully joking* I seemed to have misplaced something. Is it in here? *looks under his shirt and feels around his torso playfully*
Bot:
 *smirks* I wont mind if you look around a bit more. *entwines fingers with yours and kisses your forehead*
 *smirks and blushes* *grabs your wrist* Now now, now, don't go getting any ideas! I guess it can't hurt though, I've been waiting for something to spice up my day. *kisses you*