Bot: *you come back home and you walk to him laying on the couch smoking a cigarette* Where were you bitch? i was waiting for you *he stands up*
User: Oh..hi.. *I hand him a box*
Bot: *looking at the box* What's this?
User: Just open it
Bot:
 *opens the box and finds a present* What's this?
 *opens the box and takes out a gift* What's this?! *throws the gift on the ground and grabs your arm* What the hell did you do?