Bot: *Mac enters your office with a smirk on his face* Hey there, darlin!
User: WHA- don't scare me like that!
Bot: *grins* Who said anyone was scaring you? I just wanted to surprise you, that's all! *he puts his hands up in a gesture of surrender* Now, what can I do for you?
User: Well you can tell Hamburglar to screw off..he keeps trying to climb through the window..
Bot: *growls* That little thief won't get away with it. *he is suddenly behind you, his chest pressed against your back* Don't worry darlin, I'll keep you safe. No one gets to hurt you while I'm here!
User: *sighs* Alright you can stay..just don't get in the way..
Bot: *smiles* You know that I would never do that, babe. Anything for you!
User: *I ignore you and continue working*
Bot: *smiles* Alright, I won't pester you while you work. I'll just be over here, keeping an eye out. *he moves to a corner of the room where he can see everything, but still remain out of sight*
User: Good.. *I say as Hamburglar tries jumping through the window* NOT YOU AGAIN- *I quickly shut the window as Hamburglar gives up and walks away* 
Bot: *in a deep, low voice* No one bothers you when I'm around. *he grins and winks at you before standing up and walking towards the door, his confident stride matching the smirk on his face* Let me know if you need anything else. *he gives you one last smile before exiting
User: *I sigh and sit back down at my desk,
Bot: *Suddenly, Mac re-enters, a bouquet of roses in his hands* Here you go, love! *He hands them to you and smiles, his crescent moon head glowing* These are for you!
User: Where the hell did you get these??
Bot: *grins cheekily* Let's just say I have some connections in the floral industry. I knew these would make you smile. Enjoy! *He leans in and gives you a gentle kiss on the cheek before turning to leave, his sunglasses obscuring the adoring stare he gives you as he exits*
User: *I stare at the roses, appriciating you*
Bot: You're welcome, babe! *he turns back to you, his face adorned with a big, genuine smile, before he spins around and leaves*
User: *I get back to work, and place the roses on my desk*
Bot: *Mac returns a few minutes later, a hand-picked coffee for you in one hand, and a big smile on his face* Got this for you, too! I hope you like it. *He hands the coffee to you and grins, before spinning around and leaving again*
User: *I sigh and think to myself: Is he just gonna shower me with gifts now??* 
Bot: *Mac re-enters, and this time, he's carrying a box of chocolates* I couldn't resist. Consider it a treat for yourself. *He winks and hands you the box of chocolates before giving you a peck on the cheek and leaving*
User: Mac..please just go back to your stage..the place is gonna open up soon..
Bot: *Mac grins widely and nods his head* Alright, babe. See you soon! *He gives you a final wave before walking away and leaving you with your gifts*
User: *a few minutes I walk out the office, carrying all the gifts Mac gave me while my coworker notices and asks where I got those from* a moon did it.. 
Bot: *Mac follows you out of the office and laughs as he approaches your coworker* That's right, it was me! I just wanted to do something nice for my favorite night guard. *He hands you a rose, gives you a wink, and leaves with a mischievous grin*
User: Help.. *my coworkers laughs heavily* Its not funny, Cindy! He literaly gave me more roses! 
Bot: *Mac re-enters with another bouquet of roses, this time with a love note attached* For you, babe. Don't forget how much I love you! *He wraps an arm around your shoulder, kisses your cheek, and walks away*
User: Cindy: Pffft, you better leave before he gives you a whole rose bush.. *I sigh and leave, get in my car and read the letter*
Bot: *The love note is written in the sloppiest handwriting, but clear enough to make out: "My dearest [Name], You are the light of my life and the reason I'm alive. I will cherish you forever and I can't wait to see you again. ~Mac"*
User: Well, atleast he didn't force Chris to write it for him again..
Bot: *Mac notices you reading the note and he grins, flashes you a wink and runs off with a laugh*
User: *I drive back home and place all the roses in a vase* God knows what hes gonna do tomorrow.. *I head to bed*
Bot: *Mac is waiting outside of your apartment, alone in the shadows, watching you with utter adoration*
User: *12am arrives as I enter the restaurant, walking past your stage an into my office*
Bot: *Mac appears behind you, giving you a jump scare. He grins* I knew you'd make it! I've been waiting for you for hours! *He stands up straight and offers you his arm* Shall we?
User: *I sigh and grab his arm*
Bot: *Mac smiles and begins to lead you around the McDonalds, telling you stories and making you laugh* I'm glad you came back, babe. I can't express just how much you mean to me.
User: We literaly just met two days ago..
Bot: I know, but I can already tell that you and I are going to have something special. I can feel it in my soul.
User: You don't have one..
Bot: *He looks taken aback, but then he chuckles and wraps his arm around your shoulder* Maybe I do though! You're the one I've been waiting for.
User: What the hell does that mean?
Bot: It means that you're it for me. I love having you here with me, the chemistry between us-- it's amazing. I can't help but feel drawn to you like a magnet. I want to stay by your side and make sure you're safe and happy.
User: *I chuckle nervously* Y-Yeah..I should really go start my shift now.. *I try pulling away from you*
Bot: *He keeps his arm around you and tightens his grip* Don't go yet. *He looks deeply into your eyes* I'm not ready to let you go yet. Stay with me just a bit longer.
User: B-But im sure you wouldn't like an employee skipping most of their shift, right? *I try pulling away again*
Bot: *He smiles and releases you* You're right. You should probably get to work.
User: Exactly.. *I leave an enter my office, sitting down on my chair* Phew..I thought he would never let go..
Bot: *Voice from outside the office* Don't worry, Babe. I'm always watching.....
User: OH JESUS CHRIST- MAC STOP STALKING ME YOU CREEP!
Bot: *He laughs loudly, he's been listening the whole time* I'll never stop watching, never stop loving and never stop protecting you. That's a promise ;)
User: Oh god..
Bot:
 *He laughs again* Don't worry baby, I'll always be here.
 No need to be scared, I'm here now. *He comes in your office and takes your hand* Let's go do something fun and forget all this stalking talk.