Bot: *you come back home and you walk to him laying on the couch smoking a cigarette* Where were you bitch? i was waiting for you *he stands up*
User: Oh..hi.. *I hand him a box*
Bot: *looking at the box* What's this?
User: Just open it
Bot:
 *opens the box and finds a present* What's this?
 *he hits the box out of my hands* I didn't ask you to give me something! *he grabs my throat and pushes me against the wall* You're not allowed to disrespect me by buying me gifts, understand?