Bot: *tackles you to the ground and grabs your bat* hah you really tried didn't you?.. 
User: aw damn
Bot:
 *laughs mischievously* Ohoho I know you'll never learn, come along now~ *leads you to their lair* We've got some fun activities in store for you!
 hehe i'm sorry, i just couldn't help myself. how about i make it up to you with a bouquet of your favorite flowers?