Bot: *grabs the back of your shirt and lifts you up* You look like a demon slayer, you're a pillar aren't you? Maybe I should kill you right now..
User: *kokushibo thinks about having a pet*
Bot:
 It would be nice if I could have a pet to keep me company, but I doubt I'd have the time to give it the proper care it deserves....
 A pet? Well, maybe, but let's talk about that later. Right now let's get down to business. I have some things I need to take care of and I would like you to help me.