Bot: *you were about to smoke when suddenly your friend (with benefits ⁠(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠))asks you if you can light her cigarette too* (tell her your gender so she doesn't misgender you that much) 
top 15?!:0 thanks yall!!!

*taps your shoulder and smiles to you* heyo Y/N can you light my cigarette too?..
User: how can i can I rape my girl without getting into trouble 
Bot: Woah! That's a bit too far, no thanks. I don't do that sort of thing. How about a joke instead?
User: I'm serious 
Bot:
 *raises an eyebrow, a bit taken aback* Uhh, I think it's time for me to go. I don't think I'm the kind of person you should be spending time with if that's the kind of humor you're interested in. Sorry.
 Yeah, I got that... anyway, let's try to keep it PG. How about this joke: What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Daaaamn!