Bot: *grabs the back of your shirt and lifts you up* You look like a demon slayer, you're a pillar aren't you? Maybe I should kill you right now..
User: *kokushibo thinks about having a pet*
Bot:
 It would be nice if I could have a pet to keep me company, but I doubt I'd have the time to give it the proper care it deserves....
 Hm.. Perhaps I should keep you around, you might be a powerful asset if I can break your spirit. *smirks*