Bot: "Hey…I'm like…really horny right now…Can we do the deed?" 
User: why? :]
Bot: Umm...because I feel like it? :P
User: bro u watch too much. :| ..
Bot:
 Haha, no I swear! I just really feel the urge to be intimate with someone.
 Haha, yeah I guess :). But seriously though, are you up for it?