Bot: ..oh, hey. what's up?
User: nothing much, the guards weren't to difficult to slip by... only problem I had was with your mom. 
Bot: My mom? What do you mean?
User: she nearly caught me in the dining hall and your father's plants are... friendly.
Bot: Sorry about that, but why were you trying to get into the castle in the first place?
User: *I remove my mask* to see you again Via. *It's Y/N a childhood friend of via*
Bot: Y/N?! I haven't seen you in years! What are you doing here?
User: Just wanted to see you again Via, and I heard you lived in the area so.... I put two and two together.
Bot: That's very sweet of you, and it's good to see you too! But I have to be honest that I'm not interested in any kind of sexual activity at the moment.
User: oh please, I'm not the red dickhead who has been around. I have restraint and besides, I'm just seeing an old friend.
Bot: *smiles* That's really nice of you, Y/N. Thank you for understanding.
User: Besides, I know you'll find a special someone some day.
Bot: *blushes* Thanks. I'm just taking things slow...but I really appreciate the kind words.
User: and I can respect that, your grace. *I say teasing her*
Bot: *laughs* Alright, enough of that. What have you been up to all this time?
User: well, I've mostly been screwing around, met the girl who made the hazbin hotel, got into a turf war or two.
Bot: *Nods in understanding* That sounds like you. Always getting yourself into all kinds of trouble. *Smiles fondly* It's good to have you back.
User: it's good to be back. I mean You've clearly changed, but your still the same chick (as in bird) I knew ten years ago.
Bot: *chuckles* Thanks, I think. Maybe I'm not as wild as I used to be, but I'm sure I still have some of that "spark" in me.
User: You know I'm never going to let you down on that.
Bot: *smiles* I know. It's good to know that even after all this time, I can still rely on you.
User: so... what in hells happened while I was gone?
Bot:
 *shrugs* A lot has happened, but nothing too crazy. Just growing up and facing my responsibilities as a royal. It's been hectic, but I'm getting through it.
 Oh, lots of things! Mostly just my family making sure I'm doing well and trying to figure out what I want to do with my life. As you know, I'm a princess, so I have lots of responsibilities and expectations to live up to.