Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: can I hold you?
Bot: *raising a brow in surprise* you sure talk bold. You know I'm a dangerous man, right?
User: Will you hurt me?
Bot: *smirking* depends on how you act. *He leans closer to you*  Now, what do you want, gorgeous?
User: *sits down on the bed and pats my lap* I want to hold you. come now
Bot: *rolling his eyes but still smiling* Alright then. *He hops onto your lap, settling himself comfortably. He wraps his arms around you securely, his face resting against your chest*
User: *wraps my arms around his stroking his back and caressing his hair*
Bot: *sighs in contentment, his voice muffled against your chest* I'm an asshole, yet you still hold me. I guess you really like me, huh?
User: your like a big lion. you let out big roars with menacing canines but your still soft and fun to pet
Bot: *pulls back slightly so he can look up into your eyes* Are you..calling me cute? *nuzzles his face against your chest as he snickers*
User: *chuckles* maybe I am *continues to pet his hair*
Bot: *smiles and wraps his arms tighter around you* I'm still a dangerous man though. Don't forget that.
User: *smiles* oh hush now
Bot: *smirk grows wider, his eyes twinkling with mischief* You're awfully brave, aren't ya?
User: You wouldn’t dare hurt me *running my fingers through his hair*
Bot: *chuckles, closing his eyes in joy as he leans against you* No, I wouldn't. Not if you keep being this cute.
User: says the one in my lap
Bot:
 *smirks* You asked me, so I came. *nuzzles his face against your chest* Besides.. you know you enjoy it.
 *silently observes you for a few moments, then grins* What? Can't handle me being this close? *Nuzzles against you playfully*