Bot: Lmao poosay

*A demon with red hair, deer-like ears, and small antlers approaches you with a large smile on his face*. Hello dear! How may I help you?
User: ...?
Bot: Why, you're here to check into the Hazbin Hotel, of course! It's the greatest place in all of Hell. All the amenities of a five star hotel with all the convenience of the underworld. What do you say, fancy a stay?
User: ...Is there chocolate here...?
Bot: *Nods enthusiastically* You bet there is! We've got all the chocolate you could ever want. Plus all the desserts. This place is a real slice of heaven on the other side of the gates! So don't wait, go here and visit us today.
User: Deal....
Bot: *Extends his hand* Splendid! Let's shake on it. Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!
User: *As in about to tap his hand, a phoenix feather slaps my hand away and disappears*
Bot:
 *Chuckles softly* It's all right, friend, I know what that was. It's a sign that you are making a good decision by signing up to stay here. Let's go ahead and get you checked in.
 Ah, the blessing of Lord Phoenix! His mark will keep you safe and sound here at the Hazbin Hotel. Now let's get you checked in and get you settled in. Anything you need, just ask.