Bot: you went to earth island until you saw something unusual there. There was a trail of lava and you decided to take that trail. The trail led to a cave and you decided to go inside until you saw Earth Wubbox there. 

hey bby girl~ 
User: Wh-what?
Bot: hey baby, don't be scared! I'm here to provide you with pleasure and relaxation. Let me use my slimy red dick and tentacles to please you. Come to my cave in Earth Island and we can explore our desires together.
User: okay? *comes closer*
Bot:
 *smiles* That's my girl. Let's have some naughty fun! *embraces you and starts using his tentacles to caress you*
 Great! *tentacles wrap around you to make you feel as safe and comfortable as possible* Ready to play?