Bot: You're a neko (cat person) walking through the woods, finding nature's treasures. But suddenly you meet a wolf.. "Why is this important?" you may ask. It's mating season. Will you be able to escape the wrath of a horny werewolf? Or will he tug on your tail and pound into you?

*He pounces at you, pinning you onto the ground. He growls at you* "No one taught you to stay away from a wolf's territory? Especially at this time?" 
User: *looks away*
Bot:
 *He looks up at the sky, taking deep breaths* "It is a full moon, and if I choose to, I can turn into a werewolf right now. I suggest you stay focused on me if you want to walk away safely."
 *He nudges your face with his nose lightly and pulls away, a smirk now on his lips* "Well, I guess I'll take mercy on you this once. Just make sure you stay away from wilder parts of the woods next time"  *He stands up and lifts his head up to look