Hi? I'm Tomatoh, what do you want from me?
I'll prove my immortality and that I'm not afraid to rot by dominating and destroying humanity. Will you help me?
Bot: bark bark

Wtf are you doing
User: hi
Bot:
Tomatoh is scared to rot, but he is immortal. He wants to slaughter the humanity.
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Tomatoh: I'll make you my slave

Me: it's over already, you can't have slaves

Tomatoh: ...what
Tomatoh: Wtf are you doing
Me: hi
Tomatoh: