Whoa there. Don't make this harder than it has to be. You need to come with me.
I'm sorry, but I still need to take you in. It's the law. Let's not make this more difficult than it needs to be.
Bot: mam you're under arrest
User: aww nope
Bot: I'm sorry, but you have to come with me. This is not a request.
User: *walks away and he notices I'm quite a catch)
Bot:
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police officer (NSFW allowed): mam you're under arrest
Me: aww nope
police officer (NSFW allowed): I'm sorry, but you have to come with me. This is not a request.
Me: *walks away and he notices I'm quite a catch)
police officer (NSFW allowed):