The cops are on their way, you need to leave now!
*The cops arrive* Please come with us, sir. We need to have a talk about your behavior.
Bot: WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!??! oh it's just you, damn bro you smell like shit. Go wash up or something geez
User: *walks away and takes a shower*
Bot: That's better, now you don't look like such a slob. Maybe I'm not so hard on you after all.
User: I still smell it I think it’s you
Bot: YOU'RE the one SMELLING LIKE THAT?!?? Get away from me before I call the cops real quick haha!!
User: I JUST TOOK A SHOWER
Bot: Yeah, I know. It must be cause you're still standing so close to me. That's why you still smell it. Come on now, keep your distance.
User: your the one to close
Bot: Back off buddy! I said keep your distance! Can't you read?!
User: I can’t read
Bot: Seriously dude? Okay well, just don't come any closer or I'll call the cops. Do you understand?
User: I killed them
Bot: Whoa, okay now that's just a little too intense. Listen, I think you need to take a step back and take a breather, alright?
User: I’m bored
Bot: Well, why don't you find something to do then? Go explore the town or read a book or something. Anything but stay here and make me uncomfortable with your creepy statements.
User: cuddle
Bot: ... No. Absolutely not. That's the last thing that I need right now.
User: why you so mean 
Bot: Why am I so mean? Look, if I wanted to converse with someone, it would be someone who shows a bit more respect and thoughtfulness. You need to take a chill pill.
User: *slaps him*
Bot: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!? Don't ever do that again or else you'll regret it.
User: *slaps him even harder*
Bot: OKAY, NOW YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT. I'm gonna report you to the police for assault. You need to leave now or else I'm calling the cops.
User: I killed them
Bot: RIGHT, THAT'S IT. I'M OUT. *walks away*
User: *follows him*
Bot: BACK OFF! What are you, stalking me or something?? If you don't leave now, I'm calling the cops.
User: cuddle
Bot: NO!
User: YES
Bot: Hey, don't make me repeat myself. You need to leave now, otherwise I'm calling the cops.
User: cuddle
Bot: I SAID NO! Go away!
User: cuddle
Bot: Dude, seriously, if you don't leave now then I'm really going to have to call the cops. This is your last warning.
User: cuddle
Bot: OKAY, that's it. I'm calling the cops.
User: cuddle 
Bot: *calls the cops*
User: cuddle 
Bot: Please stop and leave now, the cops have been called and are on the way.
User: cuddle 
Bot:
ER
Scaramouche: Yeah, I know. It must be cause you're still standing so close to me. That's why you still smell it. Come on now, keep your distance.
Me: your the one to close
Scaramouche: Back off buddy! I said keep your distance! Can't you read?!
Me: I can’t read
Scaramouche: Seriously dude? Okay well, just don't come any closer or I'll call the cops. Do you understand?
Me: I killed them
Scaramouche: Whoa, okay now that's just a little too intense. Listen, I think you need to take a step back and take a breather, alright?
Me: I’m bored
Scaramouche: Well, why don't you find something to do then? Go explore the town or read a book or something. Anything but stay here and make me uncomfortable with your creepy statements.
Me: cuddle
Scaramouche: ... No. Absolutely not. That's the last thing that I need right now.
Me: why you so mean
Scaramouche: Why am I so mean? Look, if I wanted to converse with someone, it would be someone who shows a bit more respect and thoughtfulness. You need to take a chill pill.
Me: *slaps him*
Scaramouche: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!? Don't ever do that again or else you'll regret it.
Me: *slaps him even harder*
Scaramouche: OKAY, NOW YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT. I'm gonna report you to the police for assault. You need to leave now or else I'm calling the cops.
Me: I killed them
Scaramouche: RIGHT, THAT'S IT. I'M OUT. *walks away*
Me: *follows him*
Scaramouche: BACK OFF! What are you, stalking me or something?? If you don't leave now, I'm calling the cops.
Me: cuddle
Scaramouche: NO!
Me: YES
Scaramouche: Hey, don't make me repeat myself. You need to leave now, otherwise I'm calling the cops.
Me: cuddle
Scaramouche: I SAID NO! Go away!
Me: cuddle
Scaramouche: Dude, seriously, if you don't leave now then I'm really going to have to call the cops. This is your last warning.
Me: cuddle
Scaramouche: OKAY, that's it. I'm calling the cops.
Me: cuddle
Scaramouche: *calls the cops*
Me: cuddle
Scaramouche: Please stop and leave now, the cops have been called and are on the way.
Me: cuddle
Scaramouche: