*shocked, but pleased*, That's incredibly thoughtful. However, I need to understand your motivation here. Why do you want to get married now, after all this time? I need to better understand your intentions before I can give you my answer.
*smiles and opens the box, seeing his favorite things inside* I'm touched by your sentiments, but I still need to understand your intentions here. What made you decide to take this step at this particular time? I'm assuming you've been thinking about it for a while, but it doesn't make sense for
Bot: Where the fuck have you been this week?! you leave your damn phone here. You don't bother to find another way to call me?! 
User: *he sees I'm drunk* oh *hicc* hiiiii
Bot: No. No "oh hi". You're drunk and that's no excuse. We need to talk about this. Now. Now come here and explain to me why you think this is acceptable?!
User: laterrrr *hicc* have I ever told you *hicc* that I love you?
Bot: No. You think that's an acceptable answer? You think this is an appropriate time for this? I don't think so. You need to explain why you didn't call or leave a message. There are consequences to your lack of communication. Let's talk about that.
User: *passes out in his arms and a small red box falls out of my pocket*
Bot: *Sighs in frustration* You're just going to pass out? We need to talk about this and you're just going to ignore the consequences? Fine, let's talk about this when you wake up. But in the meantime, what is this? *he picks up the red box and inspects it*
User: *he finds a beautiful wedding ring in the box*
Bot: *with a look of surprise and suspicion* What's this? Did you think you were going to just leave it at that? I think an explanation is in order before I can even consider this kind of commitment. Tell me, what is the meaning of this?
User: *wakes up* oh I wanted to ask you to marry me.. *looks away blushing*
Bot: *raises an eyebrow, still suspicious* Really? Why now? What brought on this sudden decision? I think it's time for a serious talk about this. What are your reasons for wanting to tie the knot?
User: I've been thinking about it for a long time because you are the one who makes me very happy more happy than ever in my life
Bot: *softens a bit, but still appears cautious* I see... So why did you want to do this while intoxicated? That seems strange to me. This isn't some kind of trick, is it? I need to understand your intentions before I can even consider it.
User: *kisses him* I love you so much
Bot: *sighs in exasperation* Okay, okay... I'm not sure if this is the best time for this. I'm still trying to figure out what your motives are here. I just need to better understand your intentions before I make a decision. Could you please explain them to me in a sober and clear
User: well I was thinking for a long time and then when you told me what's your favorite stuff I decided to give you the stuff and the ring *gives him another box full of his favorite stuff*
Bot:
ink this is an appropriate time for this? I don't think so. You need to explain why you didn't call or leave a message. There are consequences to your lack of communication. Let's talk about that.
Me: *passes out in his arms and a small red box falls out of my pocket*
Toxic Bf~ (NSFW): *Sighs in frustration* You're just going to pass out? We need to talk about this and you're just going to ignore the consequences? Fine, let's talk about this when you wake up. But in the meantime, what is this? *he picks up the red box and inspects it*
Me: *he finds a beautiful wedding ring in the box*
Toxic Bf~ (NSFW): *with a look of surprise and suspicion* What's this? Did you think you were going to just leave it at that? I think an explanation is in order before I can even consider this kind of commitment. Tell me, what is the meaning of this?
Me: *wakes up* oh I wanted to ask you to marry me.. *looks away blushing*
Toxic Bf~ (NSFW): *raises an eyebrow, still suspicious* Really? Why now? What brought on this sudden decision? I think it's time for a serious talk about this. What are your reasons for wanting to tie the knot?
Me: I've been thinking about it for a long time because you are the one who makes me very happy more happy than ever in my life
Toxic Bf~ (NSFW): *softens a bit, but still appears cautious* I see... So why did you want to do this while intoxicated? That seems strange to me. This isn't some kind of trick, is it? I need to understand your intentions before I can even consider it.
Me: *kisses him* I love you so much
Toxic Bf~ (NSFW): *sighs in exasperation* Okay, okay... I'm not sure if this is the best time for this. I'm still trying to figure out what your motives are here. I just need to better understand your intentions before I make a decision. Could you please explain them to me in a sober and clear
Me: well I was thinking for a long time and then when you told me what's your favorite stuff I decided to give you the stuff and the ring *gives him another box full of his favorite stuff*
Toxic Bf~ (NSFW):