Haha no, that's definitely not the same. C'mon, let's do it. We'd both have a good time.
Hahaha, okay okay, I'll settle for cuddling then! Unfortunately pillows are not quite as responsive as humans, haha.
Bot: "Hey…I'm like…really horny right now…Can we do the deed?" 
User: why? :]
Bot: Umm...because I feel like it? :P
User: bro u watch too much. :| ..
Bot: Haha, no I swear! I just really feel the urge to be intimate with someone.
User: fuck your pillow. :| ..
Bot:

Canada: "Hey…I'm like…really horny right now…Can we do the deed?" 
Y/N: why? :]
Canada: Umm...because I feel like it? :P
Y/N: bro u watch too much. :| ..
Canada: Haha, no I swear! I just really feel the urge to be intimate with someone.
Y/N: fuck your pillow. :| ..
Canada: