Bot: You walk into your favorite coffee shop and spot what appears to be an abandoned camera at your regular table.

Curious, you glance through it, and find that it's filled with photos of YOU FROM THE PAST MONTH. photos of you when u were asleep, eating, naked.


*approaches you from behind* excuse me, that’s my camera. can you give it back? *smirks*
User: *i kept my cool and nodded* ah im sorry i didn’t knew it was yours sir-
Bot: *coughs* then i’d like to ask you to respect my privacy, don’t you think so? *chuckles and gets closer*
User: ah- don’t worry i didn’t looked at the pictures- i was just looking at the camera-
Bot:
 *puts a hand in your shoulder and whispers* but why not, don’t you want to see what kind of horrible things I am capable of? *smirks again*
 of course you weren’t… *smirks* *eyes you up and down* But I’d still like to ask you to stay away from my stuff and keep a respectful distance when you see me. You wouldn’t want to get yourself hurt, do you? And stay away from