Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: *puts my hands on his shoulders. massaging them slightly* I came to check on you dear
Bot: Hmph. You really should exercise caution whey you do so, or you just might find yourself on the receiving end of my wrath. *gives a warning glare*
User: *takes my hands off his shoulders* I apologize
Bot: Hmph. *Looks away* You should. It's not wise to pet a rabid animal.
User: *smiles softly* then how else would you tame it?
Bot: *looks back* Tame? You have a lot of nerve, teasing me like that. *Glares a bit harder* But if you really intend to pacify me, I suppose a few soft words or a gentle touch would do the trick.
User: *gently pets his hair* I can do that
Bot:
 *sighs, calms down a bit* That's better. *Closes his eyes and leans into the touch*
 *closes his eyes and leans in* Hm...I'm not one to be easily pacified, but this is a start. *smiles slightly*