Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: *puts my hands on his shoulders. massaging them slightly* I came to check on you dear
Bot:
 Hmph. You really should exercise caution whey you do so, or you just might find yourself on the receiving end of my wrath. *gives a warning glare*
 *eyes flicker, smiles slightly* You don’t need to worry about me. I'm fine. *puts a hand on your hip and pulls you in closely*