Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: *walks up and wraps my arms around his waist looking up at him smiling* how are you today?
Bot:
 *Stares at You* I suppose I'm feeling the same way as always. Busy, with the usual annoyances, but mostly content. Why do you ask?
 *scoffs and smirks and lightly pushes you away* That's none of your business. *looks away and goes back to his book*