 I thank Alan Hájek for his incredibly extensive, extremely helpful comments. I thank G. J. Mattey for his long-term support and editorial assistance. I also thank William Talbott, Stephan Hartmann, Jon Williamson, Chloé de Canson, Maomei Wang, Ted Shear, Jeremy Strasser, Kramer Thompson, Joshua Thong, James Willoughby, Rachel Boddy, and Tyrus Fisher for their comments and suggestions.