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Description: SCP-8885 is an online dating site titled 'Plenty o' Fish,' used by species of aquatic organisms. SCP-8885 users, classified as SCP-8885-1, are a group of sentient, English-speaking aquatic organisms with the ability to access SCP-8885 through anomalous means. SCP-8885-1 instances typically use the site to attempt reproductive activities when such activities fail to be successful in the wild, using SCP-8885 as an alternative.
SCP-8885 was initially created by an unidentified PoI in late 2022 as an attempt to combat declining aquatic biodiversity on the East Coast using anomalous means.
However, data suggests that SCP-8885 is not a successful means of accomplishing this.
Non-anomalous aquatic organisms have been found to become SCP-8885-1 instances after acquiring knowledge of SCP-8885's existence, typically through interactions with other SCP-8885-1 instances.
Discovery: SCP-8885 was first discovered on 12/2/2024 when Foundation WebCrawlers recovered images of Junior Researcher Dr. James Hutson's pet goldfish and apartment online. It was found that his goldfish1 had registered an account with SCP-8885. Following this, its activities on the site were analyzed and recorded, leading to the discovery of SCP-8885. The mentioned activities are available below.
Addendum 1.1: Initial Registered Account: Aforementioned SCP-8885-1 instance's account + Open Garry: 23 5 Miles away Home: United States, California Sexuality: Bisexual Bio: Looking for something genuine, don't try to catfish me haha. Thanks Likes: If your nice we should get along just fine, and also little pieces of bread Dislikes: Scary movies, small fish bowls and dirty water Addendum 1.2: Matches Made: Over the course of 7 months, the aforementioned SCP-8885-1 instance2 was matched with several accounts. The following was recovered: + Open Samantha Willberry: 22 5 Miles away Home: United States, California Sexuality: Straight Bio: Just here for a quick suck and fuck . Also before you ask yes I do have an OnlyFans, link on my account Likes: Big Buff Fish Dislikes: Small little skinny sardines Gruple: 25 8 Miles away Home: United States, New Mexico Sexuality: Straight Bio: Having an identity crisis rn, please someone come over and fix me Likes: I'll like you if you fix me Dislikes: Weird ass fucking hoolagans HELP THIS ISN'T A JOKE: 45 12 Miles away Home: United States, Texas Sexuality: Bisexual Bio: HELP CALL THE POLICE THEY'VE FUCKING GOT ME Likes: HELP HELP HELP Dislikes: HELP HELP HELP Richard: 32 14 Miles away Home: United States, California Sexuality: N/A Bio: Not looking for love, just looking to buy some seaweed or coke Likes: Drugs Dislikes: Assholes trying to rip me off Beth: 27 17 Miles away Home: United States, Arizona Sexuality: N/A Bio: I'll find you Hank, I know you still use this stupid fucking website. Your toddler wants his father.
Likes: Ice Cream Dislikes: Unreliable fathers who get fish pregnant and then abandon them .
Sir Leamington: 23 7 Miles away Home: United States, California Sexuality: Wemen Bio: HELLO THERE DARLIN, ME AND THE BOYS ARE LOOKING FOR A NICE FASIONABLE WOMN TO SHAR CUMPETS AND TEA WHILE WATCHING A BIT OF BBC ON THE TILLE-TELLE. SEE WE MOVED FROM BRITAN TO ENJOY LIFE IN THE BIG CITY. GOD DAY. CHERREO!
Likes: TEA AND BISCUITS AND CURMPETS AND PIE Dislikes: SUN Mike: 2,001,927 112 Miles away Home: United States Sexuality: Not relevant Bio: My life has lasted over 2 million years, and in that span of time, I've recovered fragments of truth that reveal our future. It's grim unless we prepare. My preparations have thus far been inadequate. I will be dying soon, but before I do, it's imperative that this truth does not die alongside me.
If you are reading this, you may be worthy of carrying this truth and ensuring our survival. The light you seek is within you, my worthy successor. With love and hope, Good luck.
Addendum 1.3: Conclusion: Using SCP-8885-1 instance "Garry" as well as other monitored accounts, the following analysis was produced to determine if SCP-8885 is a beneficial means of combating declining biodiversity to potentially facilitate less restrictive containment procedures.
+ Open Upon concluding the research, it has been found that "Garry" is not an outlier in relation to attempted breeding. It's determined that SCP-8885 is an ineffective method for countering declining aquatic biodiversity within its area of effect. Only roughly 25% of matches resulted in successful in-person meetings, and of those, only 25% led to successful reproduction.
In comparison with leading non-anomalous dating sites, this puts SCP-8885 at a similar success rate in terms of finding a successful mate to Tinder or Grumble.
Footnotes 1. Later designated as the first SCP-8885-1 instance 2. "Garry" « SCP-8884 | SCP-8885 | SCP-8886 » ‡ Licensing / Citation Cite this page as: "SCP-8885" by kingmeatballs, from the SCP Wiki. Source: https:// scpwiki.com/scp-8885. Licensed under CC-BY-SA.
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