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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3604 is to be contained within a standard marine life tank in Site-16's Marine Biology Wing. The Wi-Fi chip within SCP-3604 is to be disabled at all times. Following Incident-3604-1, Foundation Webcrawlers are to monitor private messages of Soundcloud rap musicians with fewer than 100 followers.
Access to the entity is restricted to personnel with Level-2 clearance or higher.
Description: SCP-3604 is a sapient Procambarus digueti1 with an ESP8266 Wi-Fi chip located on the interior dorsal side of its shell, near the heart. SCP-3604 possesses the ability to communicate via the Internet using instant messaging programs, online forums, private messaging services, etc. However, it appears to mainly upload recordings of an unidentified male voice (hereby referred to as SCP-3604-1) rapping onto the music publishing website, Soundcloud. Twelve Soundcloud accounts have been confirmed to be associated with SCP-3604, though it primarily uploads recordings under the account 'craydaddy.' Discovery: SCP-3604 was discovered on 14/7/2012 in The Broads National Park in Norfolk County, England when several wildlife researchers noticed a crawfish showing symptoms of Aphanomyces astaci infestation2. Upon bringing SCP-3604 to an on- location veterinarian, one of the wildlife researchers noticed that nine emails had been sent to her phone, from an anonymous sender.
After receiving the emails, both researchers contacted local authorities who were able to track the IP of the emails back to SCP-3604. Nearby Foundation implants were notified of SCP-3604 and were able to recover it without incident. After recovering SCP-3604 one final email was sent to the researcher, though it was shortly intercepted. All civilians involved were administered Class B amnestics. (See Log of Recovered Emails) + Log of Recovered Emails Message-3604-1 Yo I seriously got to thank you, you are truly my biggest hero.
Message-3604-2 Seriously if you want to collab any time at all I will drop everything I'm doing to help. Like I really don't know how else to thank you.
Message-3604-3 Can you tell my family I'll miss them. They live about a mile upstream, from where you got me. Mom always gets worried about me. She doesn't need to, I know I'll go big one of these days.
Message-3604-4 I really can't say thank you enough. I hope you'll live a great a life.
Message-3604-5 I'm sorry for sending another but I was just wondering if you would like to get coffee sometime after this. I know this is a bit soon but you seem like a chill type of girl.
Message-3604-6 Don't feel obligated to, it's just a small suggestion. You're a great person, I would love to talk some more.
Message-3604-7 Your shoe's untied be careful. I don't want you to trip.
Message-3604-8 Hey can you like hold me up a bit higher… I've only ever gotten to see a bird's eye view once… it was pretty.
Message-3604-9 Though all of this works too. I mean I guess this still is a bird's eye view. You know I think this is some of the most fun I've had in a long time. Thank you.
Message-3604-10 I guess I'll see you later. Tell me if you ever want to collab. And if you don't, don't worry I won't forget you on my path to stardom. I'm sorry if I ever did anything wrong in these messages.
Addendum-3604-A On 6/12/2018 Foundation Webcrawlers noted that a Soundcloud account, 'round$huckles', began to upload several raps involving SCP-3604-1 and various aquatic themes. Upon investigation, several chat logs with SCP-3604 were recovered.
(See Incident Report-3604-A) + Incident Report-3604-A Foreword: The following chat logs were recovered from SCP-3604's internal Wi-Fi chip.
SCP-3604's messages below are in blue.
12:04 am 5/20/2018 Hey sorry for the message But I just want to say youre a great artist and your songs are really underrated oh thanks and youre… Just call me Craydaddy wait…like really dude I love your stuff also. its kinda crazy that you like my shit.
We all like different things anyways your rap isnt shit dont call it that. i really think you did great Oh shit then we should like collab sometime that sounds great ill be looking forward to it.
10:06 am 5/30/2018 yo i was thinking about an album all to do with the little fish in the river bed.
like they all run when people come, and they dance when theyre away how high are you?
High?
like how tall I am idk four to five centimeters Man I really didn't think you were a stoner ?
Just ignore it, well gtg dude got class in five min see you then dude, gl with the classes 12:08 6/5/2018 got any ideas so far for the collab?
tbh i got none wait acually I lied I have one hit me I've always wanted to write about a brids eyeview like what the most powerful things see It's beautiful iirc that sounds dope… really?
yeah let's work on it wait i have a draft if you want to look over it Birdseye.pdf that's fuckin' powerful right there. i'll try to see if I can add anything to it Thanks, it's an honor to work with you ill send this over when I'm done 7:05 am 6/12/2018 Birdseyerevised.pdf It's nice. I like the bits you've added thanks man, you have some flow though you can have some weird stuff sometimes lmao Ah yeah, get that a lot.
been trying to fix it sorry if it wasn't that good no no it was good, and hey it adds charm when should we meet up to record?
I really cant meet up Im kinda stuck where I am Im sorry stop saying that it isnt your fault listen I'll record my parts send it to you as a wav and then you can add in yours does that work Ok that works 4:08 pm 6/20/2018 oh hey I've finally finished damn that took longer than expected Oh nice can you send me the file I should have it edited and ready to go by tommorrow morning man you have tons of time yeah lol, it's kinda awful there's not a lot to do tbh hey at least we get to talk yeah its always nice Aight gtg im heading off for breakfast soon, here's that file birdseye.wav thx and see ya 12:03 am 6/22/2018 Birdseye2.wav wdyt oh damn I love it. We putting it up today?
Yep! you excited?
Oh hell yeah 3:00 pm 6/23/2018 Man it's doing great it's been an honor working with you man Same to you Anyways there's only so much I can do within this tank I feel you. Society sucks they slap people in little spaces and then expect us to be okay.
Yeah that's the truth Well I'm off I hope to see you soon.
See ya 12:05 am 7/13/2018 Hey yo you still up?
huh?
ohdamn it's been forever since we've spoken but hey whatever, whats up?
Okay Okay, so I have an idea for the newest song and i was thinkin about collabing with you again sure let's hear it So like it talks about like crawfish and their struggles agaist storks So it like talks about how some of them are like taken away Then this one is like the one who escaped the storks grasp and he like talks about it You get me yeah i get you the sybolism is an interesting way to put it but, I guess that's always how u always rolled Symbolism?
wdym?
like how the rick are after the poor and like they prey on them *rich I mean I was just thinking that crawdads struggle and people ignore it a lot you mean you want to rap about just crayfish and like no symbolism or anything?
yeah?
i mean… i feel like there should be more to it lol It holds a special place in my heart and it means a lot to me crawfish?
that and the hardships they face crayfish are just animals tho bruh i mean i hate to offened you but… They aren't just animals!
they have families who care for them. they dream.
Animals arent that smart dog im not a dog and yea theyre smart, i been around animals just cause you've been around them doesn't mean they're not supid.
Oh really then yep.
Okay then what about me Am I a stupid animal No your a person.
Nope Oh then wtf are you a crawdad Yes I am acually an I care deeply for the problems with in the crawfish community lol that's fuckin great Wait, what?
just you being a goddamn crawfish alright let's get serious here im serious thou im a crawfish dude this is getting stupid it isn't joke okay then mr. crawfish how are you typing I don't type all of this sorta comes from my heart dude we both know this is bs so let's just get back to writing i am a crayfish though dude stop im going to block you if you say this again Im not joking I am a crayfish it's not funny Its true!
Can't you beleive me!
alright, i had enough peace out, wacko byeeeee Well then fuck you You're an awful person and the worst goddamn lyricistist I have ever had the misforutune of meeting And you're just a talentless hack tailcoating off of my goddamn success wait you you really think that don't you?
wait no fuck Im sorry I really am please don't go hear me out man please dude?
6:45 am 7/13/2018 Listen just respond fuck off 10:00 pm 7/13/2018 Please dude 1:00 pm 7/25/2018 please 12:00 pm 7/26/2018 I'm sorry Closing Statements: Following Incident-3604-A, the Soundcloud account, round$huckles, had removed all references to SCP-3604-1 and all notable aquatic themes have been taken out of their recordings. SCP-3604 is currently lethargic and unresponsive to stimuli. A request to provide SCP-3604 a companion is, at the time of writing, pending approval.
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