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Personnel are to refrain from speaking or writing about SCP-3908 to SCP-3908 to avoid SCP-3908 being SCP-3908.
Description: SCP-3908 is an anti-memetic entity. SCP-3908 is capable of speech.
Images of the entity will be replaced with a plain black image and white text stating "SCP-3908 is SCP-3908". Any spoken or written information regarding SCP-3908, either directly stated or implied, will be censored.
Interview-3908-1 Interviewer: Dr. Witts Interviewed: SCP-3908 <Begin Log> Witts: Hello, SCP-3908.
SCP-3908: Hey.
Witts: Can you tell me your name, SCP-3908?
SCP-3908: Yeah, my name is SCP-3908. Wait- Witts: That is your Foundation-given designation. I would like to know your birth name.
SCP-3908: I know, my name is SCP-3908. Wha- No! My name is SCP-3908!
No!
Witts: SCP-3908, do you know the origin of your anomalous properties?
SCP-3908: Yeah… One day, I was SCP-3908, and I wa- Jesus… One day, I was SCP-39- I'm not!
[SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Dr. Witts appears worried.] Witts: Remain passive, SCP-3908.
SCP-3908: Alright… I'm sorry.
Witts: Please explain your anomalous properties.
SCP-3908: My properties… I can do that… My properties are that I am SCP-3908. What? No! Stop! I am SCP-3908! No!
[SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. The table is on the other side of the room now.] Witts: SCP-3908, remain passive.
SCP-3908: OK… OK… I'm SCP-39- Witts: SCP-3908, calm do- SCP-3908: I'm SCP-3908! No, I'm SCP-3908! Jesus Christ stop this! I hate this!
[SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Dr. Witts is injured.] Witts: Terminate the interview!
[Security personnel enter the containment chamber. SCP-3908 is SCP-3908.] SCP-3908: Wait! I'm SCP-390- [SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Security personnel recover Dr. Witts.] <End Log> Interview-3908-2 Interviewer: Dr. Witts Interviewed: SCP-3908 Foreword: SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. This is to prevent SCP-3908 from being SCP-3908.
<Begin Log> SCP-3908: Doc, is this really necessary?
Witts: During our last interview, you were SCP-390- SCP-3908: Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it.
Witts: Let's stay on track. Where were you born?
SCP-3908: Um… I was SCP-3908 in- [SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Dr. Witts puts a hand out to SCP-3908.] Witts: For the purposes of SCP-3908 not being SCP-3908- Er… I'm going to have to ask you refrain from referring to yourself.
SCP-3908: Alright, alright, that I think I can do.
Witts: Now, where and when were you born?
SCP-3908: Redmond Washington, 1978.
Witts: When was the earliest you remember being called SCP-3908?
SCP-3908: When SCP-3908 was- When… 7 years old.
Witts: How did others react?
SCP-3908: Nickname… Skip.
Witts: Was that the nickname they gave to you?
SCP-3908: Yes.
Witts: Did you have friends?
SCP-3908: No.
Witts: Are you aware of why that was?
SCP-3908: I was SCP-3908.
Witts: SCP-3908, please refrain from referring to yourself.
SCP-3908: Oh, sorry. Um… Anger problems.
Witts: I see. Thank you for this interview, SCP-3908.
SCP-3908: Thank you.
<End Log> Interview-3908-3 Interviewer: Dr. Witts Interviewed: SCP-3908 Foreword: SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. This is to prevent SCP-3908 from being SCP-3908.
<Begin Log> Witts: Now, SCP-3908, please refrain from referring to yourself in this interview.
SCP-3908: Ok.
Witts: What is your legal first and last name?
SCP-3908: Um… Craig Wattson.
Witts: What is your age?
SCP-3908: 40.
Witts: When is your birthday?
SCP-3908: June 26th.
Witts: Wait… Shit.
SCP-3908: What?
Witts: Sorry, I forgot.
SCP-3908: It's fine. Sorry about the scar.
Witts: From when?
SCP-3908: First interview.
Witts: Oh, it's no problem. Thank you for this interview, SCP-3908.
SCP-3908: Sorry… Witts: Sorry for what?
SCP-3908: Everything.
[SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Dr. Witts walks to SCP-3908.] Witts: SCP-3908, it's fine. It was just a mistake.
SCP-3908: Thanks.
<End Log> Addendum-3908-1: The following is a proposed revision of SCP-3908's file in order to prevent SCP-3908 from being SCP-3908. Written by Dr. Witts.
Open SCP-Skip Craig "Skip" Wattson Item #: Skip Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Standard humanoid containment unit. 3 meals are to be provided every day. Possible restraints for interaction.
Weekly psychological evaluation.
Description: Human male. Gray hair. Brown eyes. 1.8 meters. 72 kilograms.
Caucasian. 40 years.
Self-referential antimeme. Can't be directly spoken or written about.
Anger problems. Not such a bad guy.
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