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You will become their nests.
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{$doesthisfixthebug} BY ORDER OF THE OVERSEER COUNCIL The following file describes a Neutralized anomaly. By order of O5-1, unauthorized access is forbidden.
4991 Item#: 4991 Level4 Containment Class: neutralized Secondary Class: {$secondary-class} Disruption Class: filler Risk Class: filler link to memo Special Containment Procedures: All social networking websites affected by SCP-4991 have had their records of the incident completely erased. A cover story of an ARG (Alternate Reality Game) has been implemented in case any proof of the incident remains.
Description: SCP-4991 was a period between April 7th, 2016 and April 9th, 2016, when major social networking websites such as 4chan, Reddit, Tumblr, and Twitter began creating posts that referenced non-existent events. During this time, users were met with errors that hindered their ability to post. All posts that were created during this period were made by existing accounts.
Two days after SCP-4991's manifestation, all anomalous activity ceased, and users could interact with the websites normally. By a vote of 11 to 1, the O5 Council reclassified SCP-4991 as Neutralized, and the current containment procedures were established. No anomalous activity similar to SCP-4991 has been detected since the incident.
Addendum 4991.1 SCP-4991 was discovered early in the morning on April 7th after Foundation operatives were alerted to most social networking websites being inaccessible, and users reported posts appearing that they were not making. Upon order of the Council of the United, all of these websites were shut down, and a viral Class-K Amnestic was released following SCP-4991's demanifestation.
The following are examples of posts made during SCP-4991.
▼ Twitter Records Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Moor stepped out of the agreement. It's almost like when the "world is ending" he starts to get a bit antsy. Is Earth not good enough for you?
RETWEETS 19K LIKES 105K 7 April 2016 - New York, United States Deer College @deercollege It is advised that insect arcana is NOT to be attempted for the time being by local Deeries. Additionally, entrances into fae related areas have been closed down for maintenance.
RETWEETS 11 LIKES 93 7 April 2016 - Three Portlands • • • • WorldHealthMinistry @healthministryearth This is a warning to all people in North America to not go outside. If you ever breathe outside, please call Poison Control.
RETWEETS 259 LIKES 1,273 7 April 2016 - Sweden Faeowynn Wilson @FaeWWS Seems like we might be at the end. I hope everyone's staying safe while they still can.
My DMs will be open as long as i'm alive, if anyone needs to talk.
RETWEETS 22 LIKES 10K 8 April 2016 - Oregon, United States @BTS_twt RETWEETS 756K LIKES 2.1M 8 April 2016 - Korea me an intellectual @fanboy431 Are we just forgetting that MC&D are selling anti-insect bunkers for fucking 4 million • • • • • • dollars? How is that shit okay?
RETWEETS 0 LIKES 39 8 April 2016 - New York, United States TRAVIS SCOTT @trvisXX It all ends in tears anyway RETWEETS 15K LIKES 1.5M 9 April 2016 - California, United States ▼ Reddit Records Kolt Moor, SCP Foundation's "O5-1", steps out of Secure-Ment plan.
submitted 9 hours ago by Memesalot 191 comments share save hide give gold report crosspost 10.1K [–] ArkofLength 2031 points 1 day ago What are they doing? We're fucking dying over here, the entire Middle East has collapsed into the sea, and our only hope for us just fucking walks away? Fuck this.
[–] greeywolf 30 points 1 day ago Welcome to Earth, please go fuck yourself.
-The Creator of Life, probably [–] Heynowyouranallstar 1001 points 11 hours ago Lmao. Nah, TIL there can't be a God, so we're still good.
• • • • [–] Sphericalpedistal 330 points 7 hours ago With our luck the Foundation already contained God at this point.
[–] etymologynerd 23 points 7 hours ago If they did they would fucking get us out of this hellhole [–] LimpFirebird 2705 points 1 day ago The Foundation has always been about Money and Money alone, so I'm not surprised.
The Secure-Ment Plan would cost them a shit ton of fucking money, so much that it might put them out of business forever. It seems they have a "I'd rather die than pay this" mentality right now, unless we're missing something.
[–] MoonboundShibe 2705 points 1 day ago I'm a bit mad, but I think I know why they aren't doing ths. I am like 99% certain that because of the recent uprising in Egypt, the Secure-Ment plan would fuck over most villages around the Middle East-ish area, which would probably cause more harm than good. Probably.
It makes sense, but it's still a dick move.
What's up with the "Secure-ment Plan" and the SCP Foundation?
submitted 49 minutes ago by Plaguebub 47 comments share save hide give gold report crosspost 983 [–] bigFATbirbs 132 points 39 minutes ago Essentially, it was an agreement between the US Government and the SCP Foundation in order to reduce the amount of bugs that are currently flying everywhere. It would require the budget from several large nations, and would consist of the deployment of several specifically engineered pesticides in order to kill these bugs en masse. The plan required the SCP Foundation to use around 90% of their budget, due to the fact that these pesticides are hell to make.
For some reason, The SCP Foundation, a couple days ago, after stepping out of the agreement, completely disappeared. Everyone associated with them completely vanished, and all of their sites are completely empty. The production of the pesticides were put on hold, and now the bug population has increased tenfold.
Saw a beautiful flock of birds fly over my town!
submitted 12 minutes ago by Edwardscissortoes 47 comments share save hide give gold report crosspost • [–] the_ok_hippo [score hidden] 10 minutes ago Dude, those aren't birds.
▼ Tumblr Records anxiety2721 does not match any existing user name anxiety2721 follow i managed to catch one of the bugs. don't let them into your mouth tho they love to crawl in there.
it was actually pretty easy to catch them. i just opened the door and threw a net and brought it back in 53.615 notes explosions_in_the_sky does not match any existing user name explosions_in_the_sky follow I'm in Edswardville, Virginia. I'm holding out in my basement. If anyone needs shelter, come. I have food for around 6 months, and water to last us a year. Pray for us.
1,618 notes thenextgreatamericanboy does not match any existing user name thenextgreatamericanboy follow if you have to go outside for any reason, COVER YOUR MOUTH. wear a scarf, pull up your shirt, just keep it covered.
eyoomega does not match any existing user name eyoomega follow If you dont. Then die.
8,437 notes anxiety2721 does not match any existing user name anxiety2721 follow DO NOT CATCH THE BUGS DO NOT LET THEM INSIDE 382 notes anotherblobg1 does not match any existing user name anotherblobg1 follow im really scared. I dont want to die.
3 notes ▼ 4chan Records X FILE DELETED Anonymous 04/09/16(Sat)19:18:24 No.2485445 [Reply] Do you ever feel like god hates his creations?
File: 1544380113869.png (152 KB, 398x397) Anonymous 04/09/16(Sat)13:07:04 No.49760284 >be me >necrophiliac, still alive later virgins >> Anonymous 04/09/16(Sat)13:15:20 No.49760463  >>49760488 >>49760284 (OP) Even in a literal apocalypse scenario, cunts like you are still rearing their heads.
Unbelievable.
File: IMG1403.jpg (17 KB, 480x320) Anonymous 04/09/16(Sat)22:03:05 No.786908250 [Reply] just strung my friend up in the woods. i cut him open and all the bugs came out and started swarming us We're all gonna fucking die soon anyways. i don't regret it.
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>> Anonymous 04/09/16(Sat)22:30:31 No.786909990 >>786909924 I had to kill my sister. the fcking bugs got to her and she started attacking us with a knife she killed my dad and they instantly swarmed and ate the corpse.
I'm probably going to die pretty soon, theyre surrounding me theres some mist coming out of the bugs . I can feel them rubbing on my skin . god it hurts File: 8A0A11B7-6B90-4842-8A18-4(…).jpg (113 KB, 1446x708) Anonymous 04/09/16(Sat)22:50:32 No.786936603 [Reply] >> Anonymous 04/09/16(Sat)23:22:25 No.786943497 >>786936603 Why the fuck are you outside anon?
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