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The discovery of a cadaver visually matching William Hazen Rogers outside of Site-90 constitutes a containment breach. MTF Alpha-Kaunan ("Argent Devotees") should be dispatched to recover the body, as well as any silverware within an 80 metre radius. This silver is to be melted down and re-cast into decoy bowls, to be filled with non-anomalous sugar and added to Chamber 02. The cadaver is to be interred beneath the chamber alongside the others.
SCP-5947 Description: SCP-5947 is the designation for a collection of dried anchovies, one of which (SCP-5947-1) is indestructible. Twice per day, at midnight and noon, SCP-5947-1 will split into two identical dried anchovies.
Addendum: On the order of Director Smith, all personnel assigned to CANUAR-Site-90 have been integrated into Project Irides. Anomalous objects extraneous to Project Irides have been decommissioned.
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To: SSmith18@Scipnet (Site Director Silas Smith; Classification Level XK-4; Employee Number 378) From: O5_2@Scipnet (Overseer Two; Classification Level OK-5-Thaumiel; Employee Number 2) Subject: SCP-5947 Dear Director Smith, As of today, the Council has voted 1-12-0 on the issue of dismantling Project Irides.
Furthermore, the Council has voted, 12-1-0, to overrule objections from the former Site-90 Ethics Committee, ensuring that your project continues regardless of their past rulings on the matter.
It is the majority opinion of the O5 Council that the existence of Project Irides has given the Foundation an advantage in dealing with several major Groups of Interest, not the least of which being GoIs-004C and -023. By dominating the concept of silver, the Foundation has forced them to abandon significant holdings and resources, putting us in a better position to negotiate with, or combat, such threats.
On an official basis, I would like to apologize for any inconvenience these proceedings have caused you.
On an unofficial basis, I have nothing to say, except that I'd be impressed if I wasn't furious.
-O5-2 Footnotes 1. For more information, see addendum, or consult supplementary materials regarding second sight.
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