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Today was unusual, though, because you’re the third auditor to try and find this particular department. Your two predecessors are convinced that the department doesn’t exist, but the boss made it clear that failure wouldn’t be tolerated a third time. So here you are, clipboard in hand, running around like a chicken with no head, making wrong turn after wrong turn, hitting deadend after deadend… And then you find it.
Two inconspicuous wooden doors at the very end of the most out-of-the-way hallway in the entire Foundation, one of which bears a small nameplate reading: The Department of Everyday Anomalies and Disinformation of Explained, Neutralized, and Decommissioned SCPs … which tells you absolutely nothing about what this department actually does. You’re pretty sure the Foundation doesn’t even decommission SCPs anymore. Below the nameplate is a sticky note with “Welcome to the Deadend!” scribbled on it. You take a deep breath, hoping that this is not, in fact, a deadend, and… You knock on the door. 0 You don’t knock on the door.
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(0) Home Page (1) Don't Knock (2) Don't Knock 2 (3) Don't Knock 3 (4) Failure Ending (5) Knock (6) Ask Questions 1 (7) Ask Questions 2 (8) No Other Questions (9) Sit and Wait (10) Accept Coffee - Romance Ending (11) Decline Coffee - Long Wait (12) Investigate the papers (13) Ask Trio (14) Boring Ending (15) Ask about Reality Anchors (17) Investigate Double Doors (18) Dead Ending (19) Insist (20) Escape Double Doors (21) Comp1 (22) Comp2 (23) Loop1 (24) Loop2 (25) Loop3 (26) Meta Ending (27) Q1 (28) Q1.5 (29) Q2 (30) Q3 (31) Q4 (32) True Ending (33) Article (34) Investigate (35) Investigate Computer (36) Stay Standing Here (37) Not a Gamer (38) Epic Gamer Ending ‡ Licensing / Citation Cite this page as: "SCP-8642" by TopHatBionicle, from the SCP Wiki. Source: https:// scpwiki.com/scp-8642. Licensed under CC-BY-SA.
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Filename: DEADEND (2) Author: TopHatBionicle License: Source Link: Additional Notes: Made using Lucidchart.
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