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●IV-Revision 6/13/2022 ● Item#: 7134 Level4 Containment Class: keter Secondary Class: none Disruption Class: vlam Risk Class: warning link to memo SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: SCP-7134 is uncontained and 7134-Events are recurring. As of 6/27/2022, forty-nine (49) personnel are in long-term assignment to SCP-7134 operations, lead by Head Researcher Dr. Yago Morro, PhD. and Head Tactician Captain Jackson Baxters (both Lv. 4 Clearance).
Mobile Task Force Sampson-7 "Bugsy's Bunny" has been organized for the securement of 7134-Events. Intercepted communications, surveillances, or other media pertaining to SCP-7134 and 7134-Events are to be followed up on by MTF Sampson-7 to conduct the securement of the 7134-Event, and the demanifestation or termination of SCP-7134.
Attempts to contain extant SCP-7134 are not to be made unless approved prior to mission by Head Tactician. Miscellaneous reports of anomalous rabbits forwarded by field agents and web crawlers (per standard cryptid investigation protocols) are under further review to determine undocumented 7134-Events requiring securing.
The Weather-Gamble Cross-Positioning (WGCP) System is in operation for the designed purpose of locating meteorological activity in relation to gambling establishments within the continental United States of America, and for cataloging viable locations for 7134-Events. In the field tracking of SCP-7134, personnel are advised to use Kant counters to assist in locating extant specimens.
All SCP-7134 in containment are deceased. Eighty (80) cadavers are in cryogenic storage at: Site-19; Site-43; Site-66; Site-104. Four (4) taxidermies are on display at: Site-87; Site-169.1 Additional cadavers are to be disposed of as level 0 biological material following autopsy unless reserved for future study.
DESCRIPTION: SCP-7134 is a mammalian species of leporine morphology with cervine traits (Lepus antilocapra), analogous to the "jackalope" of North American folklore. Aside from the chimeric nature of the species, specimens have exhibited unexplained abilities including: intangibility; cognitohazardous compulsion; sentience; sapience; capability of speech for the utilization of language; low-end reality-bending; probability-alteration or short-term clairvoyance, and preservation of a single identity through reincarnation or gestalt consciousness.
Sightings of SCP-7134, designated 7134-Events, are scarce yet regularly occurring under predictable circumstances. Observation of over seven hundred (>700) confirmed 7134-Events has identified three universal constants, as the phenomenon occurs exclusively: within the continental United States of America, within the property lines of establishments host to gambling, on the night of a full moon.
Additional criteria for loci of 7134-Events are under consideration. While manifestation of an SCP-7134 instance has not been directly observed, specimens have always been in the vicinity of at least one (1) conscious person for a 7134-Event.
● The next 7134-Event is projected for: July 13th, 2022. (7134- Event-07132022) ● SHE NEVER DID A WHOLE DAY'S WORK IN HER LIFE SCP-7134 Physiology Adult SCP-7134's physiology is standard for that of female specimens found in the genus Lepus,2 in exception to the presence of two (2) horns emerging from the head, ranging 12.2-18.5 cm (4.8-7.4 in.) in length.3 Aside from this chimeric appearance, the external anatomy is entirely non-anomalous. Autopsies have found that the internal anatomy (especially the nervous, respiratory, reproductive systems) does not have any physical abnormalities that can be attributed as cause for SCP-7134's anomalous properties.
Genetic analysis of SCP-7134 has produced mixed results. Analysis of soft tissue and bodily fluids indicates the species is closely related to Lepus alleni.4 Analysis of hard tissue (horns and other) is identified as near identical to that of Antilocapra americana.5 • • • Aside from horns, bone structure is as expected of leporids. How SCP-7134 persists despite the incompatibility of these biologies is unknown. All inspected instanced have invariably been female, and the mitochondrial DNA is completely identical in said instances. Expression of phenotypes vary between instances, as they may range in weight; size; coat color; coat pattern; horn length; and other minutiae. It is also noted that SCP-7134 is genetically distinct from SCP-6968-2-C, and no instances have been found to be diseased by Kappapapillomavirus 26 or similar.
Reproduction, development, and maturation of SCP-7134 is unverified. Due to similar biology compared to Lepus alleni, SCP-7134 is projected to have a gestation cycle of approximately six weeks, and conception requires a compatible male specimen of identical or related species. Alternate hypotheses of parthenogenesis and/or tachygestation are also considered. Formation of the skeleton indicates that bone development occurs at rates expected for Lepus alleni, and encountered adults are two years (2 yrs.) of age on average. SCP-7134 are noted to be highly physically active despite pregnancy, and have not exhibited notable hindrances in mobility either before or after giving birth.
SCP-7134 can produce litters of up to seven (7) leverets, averaging at four (4). Stillbirths have not been observed. Leverets exhibit several physiological properties not seen in adults, nor any non-anomalous fauna. SCP-7134 brood have been impermeable to matter in all observed cases, and any attempts to restrict with them have produced no results. Leverets appear translucent blue when viewed directly, and can only be detected by energy-based imaging systems. Despite no recognizable source for photon emission, leverets are moderately luminescent and vary in brightness ≈30-80 candelas.
While most lagomorphs are altricial and nidicolous, SCP-7134 inversely is highly precocial and nidifugous, more so than any other Lepus species. Newborn SCP-7134 are appear far more physical developed than other newborn leporids, possessing an apparent morphology analogous of a non-anomalous Lepus alleni leverets two weeks (2 wks.) in age, only with addition of velveted antlers ≈1 cm (0.4 in.) in length. These broods are capable of locomotion upon birth, and if provided nesting, will leave the nest within hours. Strangely, SCP-7134 leverets experience half of what gravitational acceleration would be expected of an organism of their size (g = 4.13 m/s²), and can retain traction in air, directing themselves as done for terrestrial locomotion.
For their incorporeal nature, newborn SCP-7134 specimens are classified as Class-II Apparitions.7 Adult specimens are currently classified as Class-IV, with potential to be reclassified as Class-V. Adult SCP-7134 have an above average Hume reading of ≈146 Hm, and newborn SCP-7134 commonly have a below average Hume reading of ≈87 Hm, which may rise to average or above average levels following the death of their mother.
SCP-7134 Ethology/Psychology Ethology of SCP-7134 has not been observed outside of 7134-Events. Limited interactions between SCP-7134 and their brood have been observed, but an affinity to socialize with humans is prominent. As instances perform socialization with awareness of themselves and others; discerning of their actions; absence of individuality; recollection of experiences and information exclusive to previous instances, SCP-7134 definitively possesses sapience in the form of either a gestalt entity or a reincarnating consciousness. As a species with a single known consciousness, critical threat should be exposed to an infohazard. Application of lethal cognitohazards have shown to only effect an individual.
SCP-7134 are capable of human speech despite the absence of necessitated anatomy.
Adult instances have been observed to speak with fluency in English, Spanish, French, Ojibwe, and Mandarin, with limited to inexistent comprehension of other languages.
Conversations with instances have shown SCP-7134 capable perceiving and replicating tones and vocalics used in speech for appropriate meta-communication; non-anomalous leporid vocalics; laughter; and on select occasions, singing. Voices of SCP-7134 are commonly described as feminine, but accents vary between instances and are often endemic (if not, prevalent) to the area the instances are encountered in.
The SCP-7134 consciousness is acutely aware of their perpetuating nature. SCP-7134 recognizes herself as a singular identity inhabiting several organisms that lack intellectual autonomy between members of their species. There is plausibility that SCP-7134 is in actuality reincarnating within her own lineage and is under the erroneous belief she is a gestalt. When speaking with humans, SCP-7134 uses grammatical person to reflect the physical individually of SCP-7134 specimens, active instances refer to their being in the first-person with present tense, referring to past or future instances in first- or third-person with appropriate tenses, and clarifying familial relation between does and leverets. Per comments from instances, SCP-7134's gender identity is currently accepted as female. If SCP-7134 is a gestalt entity, it is uncertain if the gestalt identifies the entirety of itself as female, or just all encountered instances as they are biologically female.
Adult SCP-7134's behavior is highly Machiavellian, as instances conduct themselves differently depending on the human social environment. Psychoanalysis of SCP-7134's personality has found her exemplative of psychopathy, with a grading of 35/40 in accordance to the Psychopathy Checklist—revised (PCL-R).
Regarding the "boldness" trait, SCP-7134 possesses a high tolerance for stress and fear, and is regularly assertive and confident in her actions. She has little regard for danger and unfamiliarity due to effective immortality, acting without reservation sometimes to the point of being suicidal. SCP-7134 appears to only practice self-preservation for sake of personal experience, and can show apathy or lack of urgency towards raising their brood.
Regarding the "disinhibition" trait, SCP-7134 has considerable but finite restraint.
Whether the circumstances of a 7134-Event are arranged through planning and foresight on her part or anomalously fabricated, SCP-7134 regardless can restrain herself to a certain set of behaviors for hours in the presence of others. If SCP-7134 reaches a point where she does not see necessity for patience, she will begin to act highly impulsive.
Regarding the "meanness" trait, SCP-7134 greatly lacks empathy towards others, regularly hiding this from people unacquainted with her. She exercises exploitative tendencies to facilitate acts of cruelty, as she finds amusement from witnessing or inflicting misfortune upon a person. If SCP-7134 interacts with a person not considered susceptible to exploitation, she will verbally harass in order to distract or irritate.
SCP-7134 is also noted to have an affinity to humor (especially what is morbid or sadistic in nature) and will perform displays for the allurement of targets, distraction or irritation of opponents, or for generalized self-amusement.
• • • SCP-7134 also exhibits behaviors seen in other lagomorphs. The species' body language is mostly comprised of kinesics seen in Oryctolagus cuniculus domesticus,8 but instances have been observed positioning their heads in ways akin to humans mannerisms, including to maintain eye contact. SCP-7134 may redirect themselves to gather sustenance if a location provides food or is decorated with plants considered favorable. Aside from what is ordinarily consumable, some SCP-7134 have consumed food or materials that are inedible or toxic for hares, either through accident or intentionally. While SCP-7134 anatomy indicates the species involuntarily defecates, arguments have been made that SCP-7134 exhibits voluntary control.
SCP-7134 exhibits nesting behavior largely similar to other lagomorphs, only instead of settling in low sheltered aboveground locations like other hares, SCP-7134 incentivizes locations that are difficult or rarely to be accessed by humans and often indoors. Nests constructed by SCP-7134 can be composed from materials commonly used by nesting does (grass, twigs, flower stems, fur from does' dewlap), but often include or are mainly comprised from unorthodox materials sourced through theft, battery, or destruction of property (paper currency, physicals documents, clothing, metal wiring, plastic tubing, rope fibers, flower petals, hair from other organisms).
7134-Event Occurrence Since cataloging of 7134-Events was initiated, 741 of 952 projected events have been identified by the SCP Foundation. At least twenty (20) additional events have or are likely to have occurred prior to 1945. Liberal estimates state approximately 2,400 (cir.
1829) to 3,000 (cir. 1776) 7134-Events could have possibly occurred.
Frequency of 7134-Events is highly regular, occurring every 684±8 hours, or approximately every twenty-nine days (29 dy). The phenomenon is in a rough synchronization with the lunar month, always occurring on the date of a full moon, but not in an exact correlation to the moon's synodic period. Events can occur at any point in the day, most commonly during nocturnal hours. Due to the region in which SCP-7134 is endemic to spanning across four times zones, there is a contiguous twenty-seven hour period (27:00) in which an 7134-Event can initiate and terminate in.
Localization of 7134-Events is unnaturally confined, occurring only within the continental United States of America. Apparent distribution of SCP-7134 appears to be restricted not only by geographic borders, but also by legislative borders as defined by the federal and state governments. At no point has an extant SCP-7134 specimen been observed to emigrate over national land or ocean borders, but remains can be relocated out of country. SCP-7134 has not been observed in Alaska; Hawai'i; or any U.S. Territories, alive or dead. Due to varying state legislations, prevalence of 7134-Events most concentrated in states with unrestrictive gambling laws, but may still occur in states where gambling is highly regulated or outright illegal.9 7134-Events exclusively occur at geographic locations that have had property lines determined by land surveyors, and are actively serving (at least in part) as a forum for humans to partake in gambling. Whether the gambling house is publicly listed or unlisted; legally or illegally operated is inconsequential. These locations may be coextensive with hotels, resorts, racetracks, parks, or country clubs. SCP-7134 are always first encountered within the property lines of the target location, where SCP-7134 will occupy for the duration of the event. SCP-7134 can leave properties of their own volition, although this will regularly result in the termination of 7134-Events.
A correlation between local meteorological activity has been observed in most instances; over four hundred (>400) 7134-Events from 1972-2022 have been positively identified to have occurred at locations within a twenty-mile-radius (r =20 mi.) from landfall of a lightning strike produced within the preceding week. The probability of an event occurring is noted to increase in regards to the concentration of lightning strikes in an area.
7134-Event Progression While the exact measures of a 7134-Event is highly unpredictable, 7134-Events follow a general series of phases with a primary point of deviation and a latent termination procedure that may initiate at any point during the event. This rough chronology is as follows: 0. — The location of an 7134-Event will experience a substantial decrease in local Hume levels. — Hume levels can decline by up to 30 Hm. A Hume fluctuation can only be marked as the initiation of a 7134-Event upon confirmation of SCP-7134's presence.
1. — An adult SCP-7134 pregnant with a litter will manifest within the property unobserved. — Manifestation of an SCP-7134 instance has never been directly observed. Absences in video evidence substantiates that SCP-7134 arrives at a location through anomalous means.
2. — SCP-7134 will target a person or persons to interact with. — SCP-7134 will prioritize those who are either impaired; impulsive; or easily manipulated in some form. Subject most often targets an isolated person, and has not been observed to to approach a party greater than five (5) people.
IF Phase 2 is conducted in full: 3a. — SCP-7134 will approach the target(s) and converse. — SCP-7134 will conduct highly approachable behavior, often issuing complements or expressing humor. SCP-7134 will soon extend offers of companionship or advice.
4a. — SCP-7134 will accompany the target(s) for activities involving risk taking to some degree. — Activities entail that the participants provided opportunity for profit either monetarily, socially, or emotionally.
On occasions, SCP-7134 has fabricated scenarios for such risk taking.
5a — Target(s) will experience success in activities for a prolonged period of time. — Targets usually benefit by following advice provided to them by SCP-7134, and progressively increase wagers. Local Hume levels will gradually rise over time, indicative of decreases in probability alteration.
6a. — SCP-7134 will depart following or in anticipation of sudden substantial loss to at least one (1) person involved, most often the target(s). — Outcome may result in loss of wealth; social relations; employment; autonomy; or life. Those involved may be negatively impacted by the events of 7134-Events after a prolonged period of time, as much as years after incident.
IF Phase 2 is interfered with: 3b. — SCP-7134 will be intercepted by an opposing party knowledgeable of it's activity/cognizant of it's anomalous nature. — In all relevant cases, this has been SCP Foundation personnel or amateur paranormal enthusiasts. It is unknown if other paranormal organizations have responded to 7134-Events.
• • • ◦ ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ ◦ ▪ 4b. — SCP-7134 will react to confrontation to some degree. — SCP-7134 will conduct antagonistic behavior, often issuing taunts or testing patience. SCP-7134 will soon attempt to relocate herself from confronter(s).
5b — SCP-7134 will either have visual on it lost or sustain fatal injury.
— Attempts to pursue SCP-7134 may result in traversal of environmental hazards; destruction of property; loss of life.
7a/6b. 7134-Event will terminate following the complete departure or neutralization of SCP-7134 instances, signified by restoration of Hume levels to baseline.
SCP-7134 will give birth to her litter at some point during the 7134-Event, either while extant or upon death. In some cases, SCP-7134 will attempt to find a location to create a nest to birth and house the litters for the remainder of event. In a completed nest, the SCP-7134 mother will give natural birth to the litter, which will remain in the nest until the mother either initiates the brood to evacuate the nest, leaves the property, or is terminated. If SCP-7134 is terminated before giving birth, the litter will be experience post-mortem birth by permeating outside of SCP-7134's womb. SCP-7134 brood will run in different directions.
Operating with a local/personal Hume reading of ≈87/146, the adult SCP-7134 specimens qualify as a Class-I Reality Bender. SCP-7134's reality warping capabilities appears to primarily manifests as probability alteration, as SCP-7134 and those around her regularly experience convoluted or unrealistic circumstances that would otherwise be low-probability in baseline reality. These probability alteration are commonly prefaced by a declarative statement whose subject is ironic or predictive for the succeeding effects. SCP-7134's utilization of such statements is currently hypothesized to serve the purpose of an ontokinetic aid or similar device. There is no substantial evidence that SCP-7134 has manifested other more commonly exhibited Class-I reality warping capabilities such as ectoentropic or atomic manipulation.
Despite the readily apparent anomalous nature of the species, viewers of adult SCP-7134 do not commonly take issue with the presence as would be expected. This is attributed to the emission of a pretermemetic cognitohazard; as no physical evidence for a source can be identified in SCP-7134's anatomy, this is a secondary manifestation of SCP-7134's reality warping capabilities. Viewers with a score of 7.4 or higher on the Cognitive Resistance Scale or with prior knowledge of SCP-7134 and 7134-Events will be able to accurately perceive the abnormality of the phenomena. Viewers who are ignorant or borderline knowledgeable about jackalope folklore will recognize SCP-7134 as a jackalope (or "horned rabbit" or "antelabbit"), but will remain (to varying extent depending on CRS score) significantly oblivious to how their encounter contradicts the apparent fictionality of cryptids as understood by the public. The pretermemetic effects will terminate completely upon neutralization of the adult SCP-7134 instance and its reality bending. SCP-7134 leverets do not exhibit the pretermemetic cognitohazard, as sightings will cause panic among civilians. There is evidence that SCP-7134 instances may exhibit probability alteration succeeding the termination of their mother.
SCP-7134 Taxidermy №4, restored. Pictured in Site-169 mess hall.
HISTORY: The earliest written record of a horned jackrabbit or similar cryptid in North America can be dated back to 1829, with the reported capture by a trapper named Roy Ball. It is unknown if this and many subsequent records of jackalope sightings were valid, as following the taxidermy of a supposed "jackalope" by brothers Douglas and ▪ ▪ • Ralph Herrick in 1934,10 the creature has become commonplace in American pop culture and rogue taxidermy. The oldest verified instance of SCP-7134 is a taxidermy mount dated to the 1870s (pictured), recovered from a cottage in Westminster in 2012.
The extent of the SCP-7134 species' relevancy with the whole of jackrabbits or similar folklore predating 1829 is unknown. Request the Department of Mythology and Folkloristics for access to further reading on: jackalopes; North American cryptids; Anishinaabe traditional beliefs.
The SCP Foundation's earliest record of an SCP-7134 instance dates back to 1938, describing the recovery of a full-body taxidermy of a leporine species with horns found in the possession of an American associate of Marshall, Carter, & Dark Ltd. Surviving documentation indicates that the specimen was found and killed on the premise of an Atlantic City casino with known affiliations with MC&D. The whereabouts of Anomalous Object #343-LMRFDD and further documentation have since been lost.
Foundation assets would not encounter an 7134-Event until July 25th, 1945. Field Agent Drew Lotts responded to the aftermath of a fire at a cardroom in Galveston, Texas. Lotts' investigation into an anomalous origin for the fire procured an eyewitness account of 7134-Event-07251945 (formerly Incident-7134-B), and recovery of type specimen, SCP-7134-07251945. SCP-7134 was added to the registry of SCP objects on July 28th, 1945. Following 7134-Event-01071947 (formerly Incident-7134-G) and discovery of phenomenon's correlation with the lunar cycle, manifestations of SCP-7134 were redesignated as 7134-Events, suffixed by date of occurrence.11 Miscellaneous field agents and task force members would be redirected for SCP-7134 securement efforts until in November of 1973, when Mobile Task Force Sampson-7 "Bugsy's Bunny" was organized for the specialized response to 7134-Events, and potential anomalies localized to gambling establishment. Across eight decades of containment efforts, eleven (11) Foundation personnel have been killed in action, three (3) missing in action during 7134-Events.
Through observation and interactions with field agents, SCP-7134 has aggregated information to become knowledgeable of the SCP Foundation to a limited extent.
SCP-7134 is currently believed to understand that the SCP Foundation: is a covert organization dealing with "skips", considers SCP-7134 a "skip", is in active opposition of SCP-7134 activity, has a presence in all forty-eight (48) states of the continental U.S, has at least five (5) task forces that have been assigned to SCP-7134 at some point, has no current intent for capturing SCP-7134 alive.
ADDENDUM: Introduction to supplementary documents pertaining to SCP-7134.
Summary of notable 7134-Events Designation Location Description 7134-Event 02/12/1960 Pike County Casino and Raceway, Pike, SCP-7134-02131960 ran out to the track during a horse race, disrupting placings, and resulting in a broken arm for Fred Polk (M, 37), jockey of No. 17 "Tulips". Local mayoral candidate Horace Heikler (M, 62) was • • • • • • Pike County, Kentucky institutionalized at Eastern State Hospital after being refused refund for $170,000 in lost bets by citing cause as "the jackrabbit told [him] to place it on seventeen".
SCP-7134-02131960 terminated, trampled by racers.
7134-Event 09/08/1976 House of Cards, Shreveport, Caddo Parish, Louisiana SCP-7134-09081976 encountered by Shreveport police during a shootout with a local gang, the Caddo Boys.
SCP-7134-09081976 terminated by undercover agent Ι-10 Valmer via handgun. The shootout resulted in the deaths of several cardhouse staff, patrons, and all involved gang members. Investigation into the shooting found that the gang had attacked the cardhouse in relation for an unknown amount of money Gabriel Prince (M, ≈20) had lost playing poker prior in the day. Survivors from the card game attest to seeing SCP-7134-09081976 sitting in Prince's lap during the game.
7134-Event 10/13/1981 Maxim Hotel and Casino, Paradise, Clark County, Nevada SCP-7134-03181992 attempted to convince singer Bobby Freemont (M, 56) to pursue a contract with the Maxim as an in-house performer. MTF S-7 intercepted and pursued instance to hotel's auditorium.
SCP-7134-03181992 terminated via gunfire. S-7 Baldwyn killed in action by falling lighting equipment.
SCP-7134 engagement protocols revised following incident.
7134-Event 07/02/1985 Rabbit's Foot Club, Arbury, Saline County, Arkansas SCP-7134-07021985 accompanied patron Harold Pickett (M, 49), reportedly identifying as the casino's mascot.
Following a three-hour winning streak at slot machines, Pickett left the establishment with a profit of $17,000.
SCP-7134-07021985 unaccounted for after offering Pickett to visit again at the end of the month.
7134-Event 07/31/1985 Rabbit's Foot Club, Arbury, Saline County, Arkansas First known instance of SCP-7134 encountering a subject from a prior 7134-Event. SCP-7134-07311985 again accompanied Pickett for a two-hour winning streak at slots machines, ending with Pickett losing $83,300 worth of chips in roulette. SCP-7134-07311985 unaccounted for after Pickett's removal by security.
7134-Event 03/18/1992 Empire City Casino, Yonkers, Westchester County, New York.
Encountered by Pi-1 Agent Judith Yves-Petersen (F, 26) while off duty. First instance of a 7134-Event with an SCP Foundation staff as subject. Π-1 Yves-Petersen called in to Site-28 to report "a real jackalope", furthering a request for back up with trapping gear.
SCP-7134-03181992 self-terminated during attempted capture by MTF Pi-1. Π-1 Bruce Gowen (M, 41) reported killed in action. Π-1 Yves-Petersen reported missing in action. Rudimentary information on SCP-7134 made available under Unrestricted Clearance (Lv. 1) following incident.12 7134-Event 08/08/1998 Max's Tavern, Bittlebush, Juab County, Utah SCP-7134-08081998 manifested during the final night of a 2547-Event. Only known case of an 7134-Event coinciding with other SCP phenomena. Multiple town residents report seeing instance evading SCP-2547 and stealing favors given to SCP-2547-1 from the church to offer as winnings for card games at the local cardhouse.
Townsfolk participated in these games until SCP-2547-1 entered the tavern, capturing and consuming SCP-7134-08081998. SCP-2547 departed following termination.
7134-Event 02/12/2006 Shoshone- Bannock Casino Hotel, Pocatello, Bannock County, Idaho SCP-7134-02122006 found along Nelson Graves (M, 34), both deceased. It is speculated that instance had convinced Graves into committing bestiality in men's restroom.13 SCP-7134-02122006 expired from internal bleeding. Graves expired from anaphylaxis induced by SCP-7134 bodily fluids.
7134-Event 11/21/2010 Wheeler Ridge Country Club, Hurricane, Putnam County, West Virginia SCP-7134-11212010 reportedly led an intoxicated Wilhelm Avden (M, 53) towards a party of WVJC students using a karaoke machine. Avden made untoward advances on the women, prompting other patrons to intervene, at which point Avden became physical. In a recording by student Emily Charles (F, 23), SCP-7134-11212010 is seen laughing, encouraging the fighting, and singing to the karaoke machine playing "Luck Be A Lady". Avden and Harvey Emory (M, 49) were hospitalized for their injuries, the former placed into a medical coma. SCP-7134-11212010 terminated leaving premises by civilian Bry Erpatz (NB, 36) via hunting rifle.
7134-Event 04/19/2019 Clam Creek Hotel, Atlantic City, Atlantic County, New Jersey SCP-7134-04192019 acquaints bar patrons Lindsey Colm (F, 27) and George Ritter (M, 25), leading the two to conduct an affair. Instance is present in a recording of Colm and Ritter performing coitus in a hotel room while under the influence, made by Ritter under the pretense that Colm's cellphone was his own. Adrian Colm (M, 56) would murder his spouse the next day following his discovery of the pornographic recording on their shared cloud service. SCP-7134-04192019 unaccounted for.
Summary of notable SCP-7134 experiments Experiment 7134/BVPNZ "Little Sip" Date: 05/07/1974 - 02/26/1975 Intent of experiment: Verification of folkloristic idiosyncrasy (jackalopes are particular towards whiskey or other alcohols).
Control of experiment: Agents of MTF Sampson-7 provided flask of Jim Beam bourbon whiskey. Personnel are to attempt enticement in event SCP-7134 is encountered in the field.
Results: No results produced until 7134-Event-10011974 (Coos Bay, OR).
SCP-7134-10011974 approached by Cor. Bennings, offering shotglass of whiskey.
SCP-7134-10011974 denied offer, stating "it's bad for the babies."14 Subsequent SCP-7134 instances made similar refusals both prior and post birthing process.
Experiment 7134/EYSQC "In The Flesh" Date: 03/09/1982 Intent of experiment: Response of an SCP-7134 instance to a prior iteration.
Control of experiment: Cadaver of most recent specimen (SCP-7134-02081982) provided to MTF Sampson-7. MTF to present cadaver to extant specimen at next available 7134-Event.
Results: SCP-7134-02081982 deployed with MTF Sampson-7 response to 7134- Event-03091982 (Dover, DE). SCP-7134-03091982 presented with SCP-7134-02081982 by Pvt. Chalmer, Pvt. Levon. SCP-7134-03091982 vocalized disgust at cadaver, exclaiming "God, you guys still have that thing" before running from Sampson-7. SCP-7134-03091982 directed additional comments and insults to personnel before visual was lost for remainder of event.
Experiment 7134/HBVTF "Thermidorian Reaction" Date: 5/22/1993 - 10/31/1993 Intent of experiment: Preventative measures to redirect or control potential loci of 7134-Events (Experiment 7134/EYSQC cited for possible deterrent methods).
Control of experiment: Cadavers of SCP-7134-11101992, SCP-7134-12101992, and SCP-7134-01081993 transferred to Site-87 for processing into mounted head taxidermies. MTF Sampson-7 provided Taxidermies №1, №2, №3 to mount in locations considered high-probability candidates for 7134-Events.
Results: SCP-7134 instances manifested at alternate candidates for 7134-Events for five consecutive cycles. Sixth 7134-Event of experiment saw the manifestation of SCP-7134-10301993 at Little Wind Casino (Ethete, WY), then host to SCP-7134 Taxidermy №2. Proctoring staff ruled that prior findings were most likely coincidental, with off chance the used methods were valid but of temporary efficacy. All taxidermies were returned to Site-87 following closure of experiment.
Experiment 7134/KEYWI "Hare's Hairs" Date: 5/22/1993 - 6/4/1993 Intent of experiment: Tracking of SCP-7134 outside of 7134-Events (conducted via thaumaturgic methods).
Control of experiment: Fur sample from SCP-7134-01081993 provided to Site-87's Head of Theology Dr. Harvey Cogh for detrital scrying.15 Ritual conducted under several circumstances.
Results: Scrying consistently succeeded to discern the location of SCP-7134-01081993 cadaver and Taxidermy №3. Attempts at locating other cadavers in inventory produced no results. Attempt at locating SCP-7134-06041993 during 7134-Event-06041993 (San Bernardino, CA) produced no results.
Experiment 7134/NHBZL "Run Home" Date: 9/2/2001 Intent of experiment: Tracking of SCP-7134 outside of 7134-Events (conducted via technological methods).
Control of experiment: MTF Sampson-7 provided with JH-99b tracking darts16 in anticipation of 7134-Event-09022001.
Results: MTF Sampson-7 responded to 7134-Event-09022001, located at Seven Mile Casino (San Diego, CA). SCP-7134-09022001 implanted with tracker by Lt. Blcacki in casino courtyard before visual contact was lost. SCP-7134-09022001 tracked moving east before abruptly following Interstate 5 southbound, averaging 57 mph. Tracking dart and partial remains recovered from undercarriage of semi-trailer truck at San Diego- Tijuana border stop. SCP-7134 head, right forelimb, leverets unaccounted for.
Document I72645bt (Restored) Included photograph, captioned: Scene of fire after coroner. Wastebasket centered.
DATE — 7/26/45 TIME — 1500 CST LOCATION — Galveston, TX.
DESCRIPTION — Questioning of L. Bodner on events of fire in Galveston, TX. 2 adult males, 1 unidentified anomaly killed. 1 adult male injured.
Interviewer - Drew Lotts, SCP field agent Questioned - Lukas Bodner, civilian, suspected racketeer CAUSE — Gathering information from a witness to anomalous activity. Agent's efforts may ascertain the possible action of "animal superspies"17 on American soil.
LOTTS: Can you state your name for the record, sir?
BODNER: Lukas Bodner.
LOTTS: Mr. Bodner, I would like you to recount what you saw last evening if you can do that. The events of the fire at the address of 119 Hester Street.
BODNER: I can do that.
LOTTS: Okay. First of all, can you identify the two men that were in the room with you?
Did you know them?
BODNER: Yes, I knew them. Gideon Zussman and our manager, Henry Segre. We did business together.
LOTTS: Were you doing business with Misters Segre and Zussman that evening?
BODNER: I started when we were closing up for the night. We got the barflies out and Gideon and I were — well not Gideon, he felt himself too busy smoking a Cuban — I was cleaning down a table as Henry was counting the register.
LOTTS: Counting the register. So these profits were from the bar?
BODNER: That's what I said. Yes.
LOTTS: This is the Free State, Mr. Bodner. I know a card den when I see one, and frankly, I don't know a cop in town who'd care to call it in. I'd prefer without the euphemisms for sake of clarity.
• • BODNER: You don't know many people, because I'd think the hardasses out on Fort Crockett would care. As I said; we were counting the register. We were doing our dues when we heard a dame's voice call out to us. At first I thought it was one of our investor's girls, but how'd she get in with the front locked? So we look and there in the window — inside, at the bay windows — there was a rabbit! Only she had little deer horns on her head!
LOTTS: Yes. I saw the body and even had a hard time believing.
BODNER: It's strange enough to see a jackrabbit at the coast, let alone one that could talk and had horns. Because it talked. Again! Asked if — okay, she asked if she missed the cards. Had "a hankering for a round of Three-Card Guts" she said. Of course first thing for Gideon was, "how is she to play if she doesn't have any hands?" Henry made a good crack about her betting in bunny money, but she didn't like that. Like the dickens took a running start, bounced onto tables to get to Henry at the bar. Henry move back as he thought it was coming at him, but no, it banged the tin out of register, sending coin all over the floor.
LOTTS: The animal was interested in the money?
BODNER: Grabbed a dub18 off the floor and ran around with it. Said she was broke so she'd bet with our money!
LOTTS: Oh my.
BODNER: I got the broom again and tried to hit the little rodent, but it was running between all the chair legs. Gideon got off his ass and soon him and Henry were shuffling around trying to grab her like a football. Ended up for nothing as one of us left the door to the back room open and it zoomed in there. First thing she did was knock a plant over, getting sod all over itself. Once we closed the three of ourselves in there with it, it was trying to get us to do circles around the table singing "nanny nanny boo-boo" until Gideon upturned a wastebasket and got her under it.
LOTTS: The one the animal carcass was found in, yes?
BODNER: That's the one. He got the thing under, sat on it, and went back to his smoke.
He never put out his cigar, that idiot. Now the rabbit, she was howling. Sounded like my brother's wife when he'd come home drunk. Whining, cussing, calling us a bunch of schlimazels as it was trying to wiggle its way out. Crazy broad. It wasn't until after a moment of us catching our breath that we realized it; we had just caught ourselves a jackalope.
LOTTS: A jackalope. That is certainly a rare feat, I would say.
BODNER: Henry said we should sell her to The Greatest Show on Earth. I was all for that; it sounded like big money. What circus wouldn't want a real live jackalope? I pulled out the yellow pages to call them up. Now aside from the horns, it's pretty much just a jackrabbit. It eats and breaths, so until they came and bought her off us, Henry reckoned we had to care for her.
LOTTS: You and Mr. Segre felt you were equipped for that?
BODNER: With how fussy that thing was, I doubted we could find a way to feed it a few carrots,19 as we aren't rabbit farmers. We're— we were business men. We just had to hold on for a day or two, I thought. Now then, it was when Henry was talking about giving it some water, when Gideon pepped up and said, "Whiskey." LOTTS: Whiskey?
BODNER: Yes. "The prospectors back in Wyoming," he said, "they would say a shot of whiskey will have jackalopes eating out of the palm of your hand. That they would lead people to gold." I wasn't too sure how much sense that made, and Henry looked to be mulling it over too when we saw that little thing, it had stopped fighting from its cage. It started acting like a dog begging for scraps! Pleading for whiskey.
LOTTS: Really? Did you serve the jackelope whiskey?
BODNER: No, not me. Henry went to the bottles we kept on the safe to pour a shot. I just went back to the pages when all of a sudden Gideon jumped up from the basket, yelling like it burned him. He hopped around like one of the Three Stooges, holding onto his leg right there, and bumped into Henry, knocking them both over. The bottle smashed against the wall, and then the cigar— the wallpaper went up in flames.
LOTTS: Gideon's cigar?
BODNER: It lit the alcohol on fire. The alcohol on them caught fire. They started screaming so I went to get help but the door— the knob broke in my hand. I tried ramming the door open, but I only roughed myself up doing that. It felt like God wanted me dead. That's when I phoned the fire department to get me out of there. The rug was burning. The plaster was burning. It was so fast, and then I couldn't hear Gideon screaming no more. But I heard that little thing was laughing. The second the fire started, it did. It was laughing while smoke was filling its little lungs, and until I passed out I could still hear that damned laugh. I pray that it burned with them.
Transcripts 4/16/2003 (Excerpts) Mission Transcripts - 7134-Event-04162003 *(EX) Date: April 16th, 2003 Location: Casa de San Cayetano, Belen, Valencia County, New Mexico Involved Team(s): Mobile Task Force Iota-10 "Damn Feds" - 1 unit, 1 vehicle Mobile Task Force Sampson-7 "Bugsy's Bunny" - 4 units, 1 vehicle Involved Personnel: Iota-10 Margery W. Nicholson (Marshal) Sampson-7 K.C. Henner (Intelligence) Sampson-7 Irene Addison (2nd Lieutenant) Sampson-7 Jackson Baxters (Sergeant) Sampson-7 Emmanuel Vigo (Corporal) Preface: Sgt. Jackson Baxters was stationed undercover as a security guard at the Casa de San Cayetano, one of several probable loci for a 7134-Event in the Southwestern United States. In the event SCP-7134-04162003 were to be encountered, field agents were instructed to keep SCP-7134-04162003 occupied until reinforcements • • • • • • • could arrive to assist in containment. During hourly check up call for deployed field agents, SCP-7134-04162003 was encountered by Sgt. Baxters.
*Excerpts provided from; Video Transcript 7134E04162003-A "S-7 Baxters", Video Transcript 7134E04162003-D "S-7 Vigo". See for full transcription(s).
EXCERPT A - (S-7 Baxters) […] [20:00] - S-7 Henner: (Over radio) Check in, check in.
[20:00] - S-7 Yates: (Over radio) San Diego, Charlie Alfa. Lucky Lady's closed for the night, so I'm going to check out Palomar. Nothing on civvy chatter here.
[20:00] - S-7 Baxters: (Into radio) Belen, November Marco. Humes are reading a little low here, but Lola hasn't shown up.
[20:01] - SCP-7134: You talking about me, Skippy?
[20:01] S-7 Baxters turns to patio balcony. SCP-7134-04162003 located on masonry.
Instance is laying down with peppers at front paws.
[20:01] - S-7 Baxters: Scratch that, she's here.
[20:01] - S-7 Henner: Confirmed visual?
[20:01] - S-7 Baxters: Yes, she's five feet in front of me.
[20:01] - S-7 Henner: I see. Alright, sending Addison over, ETA twenty-two hundred. Try to hold her in until then. Do you copy?
[20:01] - S-7 Baxters: Ten-four, I copy.
[20:02] SCP-7134-04162003 nudges a pepper in S-7 Baxters' direction.
[20:02] - SCP-7134: Cornito rosso. Want one?
[20:02] - S-7 Baxters: No, I don't want one.
[20:02] - SCP-7134: Your loss.
[20:02] SCP-7134-04162003 begins eating the offered pepper.
[20:02] - S-7 Baxters: Am I the first guy you've offered peppers to tonight?
[20:02] - SCP-7134: Yup. Must make you feel real special, Benny boy.
[20:02] - S-7 Baxters: Benny?
[20:02] - SCP-7134: That's what Blacky called you, right? Back in Detroit?20 [20:02] S-7 Baxters refuses to acknowledge SCP-7134's statement.
[20:02] - SCP-7134: Wrong guess?
[20:02] - S-7 Baxters: Wrong guess.
[20:02] - SCP-7134: Well it's not like I can read "Baxters, Seguridad de la Casa" off your name tag now, can I?
[20:03] - S-7 Baxters: (Pause) So you didn't just do that?
[20:03] - SCP-7134: No! Animals can't read, dummy!
[20:03] - S-7 Baxters: Right. How foolish of me.
[20:03] - SCP-7134: Very foolish.
[20:03] SCP-7134-04162003 continues eating the pepper.
[20:03] - SCP-7134: So, what are you doing here?
[20:03] - S-7 Baxters: Pest control.
[20:03] - SCP-7134: Isn't pest control those twelve lamb dudes?
[20:03] - S-7 Baxters: Twelve lamb dudes? Wait, you know— (sigh) God.
[20:03] - SCP-7134: Never met him.
[…] EXCERPT B - (S-7 Baxters) […] [20:16] - SCP-7134: And that is how I learned what an anecdote is.
[20:16] - S-7 Baxters: A very interesting story.
[20:16] - SCP-7134: I know, but now I feel a little winded after all that talking.
[20:16] A waitress approaches S-7 Baxters' table, sets a pitcher of ice water down while directing herself towards agent.
[20:16] - Waitress: Would you like some more water, new guy?
[20:17] - S-7 Baxters: No thanks, María, I'm fi— [20:17] - SCP-7134: I'll take it!
[20:17] SCP-7134-04162003 jumps onto the table, spilling pitcher onto S-7 Baxters.
Agent gets up from chair.
[20:17] - Waitress: Oh! I'm sorry!
[20:17] - SCP-7134: Whoops.
[20:17] SCP-7134-04162003 jumps off the table and begins running through the seating area. S-7 Baxters begins to pursue.
[20:17] - Waitress: Wait! Here's some napkins.
[20:17] - S-7 Baxters: I'm fine. (Into radio) This is Baxters, we've got a runner.
[20:17] - S-7 Henner: (Over radio) Ten-four. Keep us updated.
[20:17] S-7 Baxters exits café area, enters billiards area. Body cam pans across room.
SCP-7134-04162003 is not visible under tables..
[20:18] A woman is visible leaving the women's restroom. SCP-7134-04162003 enters the restroom before the door closes.
[20:18] - S-7 Baxters: (Into radio) The Skip just went into the ladies' room. I'm going to try and keep her in there.
[20:18] S-7 Baxters enters the restroom. Sinks with wall-length mirror along left wall, toilet stalls along right wall. A chaise lounge is positioned to the left of the door.
SCP-7134-04162003 in the center of the room, looking underneath stall doors.
[20:18] - SCP-7134: I could've sworn there was a vent in here.
[20:18] S-7 Baxters grabs the couch, begins pulling the furniture over to the door.
[20:18] - SCP-7134: What are you doing? Stop that! That's cheating!
[20:19] Couch is fully barricaded against the door. S-7 Baxters faces SCP-7134-04162003. Instance is hiding body behind sink fixture.
[20:19] - SCP-7134: Wait, hear me out Buster! It is Buster, right? Buster, you don't have to do this.
[20:19] - S-7 Baxters: (Into radio) I've got seventy-one thirty-four and myself barricaded in a bathroom. We'll be in confined quarters until further notice.
[20:19] A repeated banging noise is heard. S-7 Baxters turns around towards the door.
[20:19] - Patron: Hey! Hey you! (doorknob rattling) I saw you go in there, pervert! Get out of there, now!
[20:19] - S-7 Baxters: Shit. (To woman) Ma'am, I'm security! There's a wild animal inside here, I'm handling it so no one will get hurt.
[20:19] - SCP-7134: No! He's not security! I'm a single mother and my privacy is not being respected!
[20:19] S-7 Baxters turns back to SCP-7134-04162003. Specimen has gotten closer, is sitting up directed at the door.
[20:19] - Patron: I'm calling the police, you gringo bastard!
[20:20] - S-7 Baxters: (Into radio) Baxters here. Belen, New Mexico, a civvy's calling cops. Can you transfer her call over to the Feds?
[20:20] - S-7 Henner: (Over radio) Awaiting call to intercept. ETA in one hour forty-five minutes.
[20:20] SCP-7134-04162003 runs and jumps up onto the couch.
[20:20] - SCP-7134: He has a gun! Don't leave me!
[20:20] - S-7 Baxters: Shut up you fucking rat!
[20:20] S-7 Baxters grabs SCP-7134-04162003 by the sides, picking specimen up from the couch. Body camera partially obscured. SCP-7134-04162003 begins vocalizing a distress call typical for hares for the following two minutes.
[…] EXCERPT C - (S-7 Vigo) [BEGIN LOG] S-7 Vigo's body camera activates. Agent is seated in Blackhawk 77-22722, cockpit passenger side. Helicopter is proceeding to land outside parking lot of Casa de San Cayetano casino (Belen, NM).
[21:48] - S-7 Vigo: Check.
[21:49] - S-7 Addison: Good. Don't want America's Funniest to miss any of this, rookie.
[21:49] Blackhawk 77-22722 touches down. S-7 Addison turns off engine.
[21:50] - S-7 Addison: Let's just pray Baxters still has her boxed in.
[21:50] S-7 Vigo withdraws pet carrier from foot compartment. MTF S-7 departs from helicopter for main entrance.
[21:52] S-7 Addison, S-7 Vigo enter house lobby. A man behind the counter notices both.
[21:52] - Receptionist: ¡Hola! Welcome to — [21:52] - S-7 Addison: Where's the ladies' room?
[21:52] Receptionist hesitates before pointing down the hallway to S-7 Vigo's left.
[21:52] - Receptionist: Down there and right, but security — [21:52] - S-7 Addison: Thanks.
[21:52] S-7 Addison walks down hallway.
[21:53] - S-7 Vigo: Thank you.
[21:53] S-7 Vigo follows S-7 Addison's lead to restrooms. S-7 Addison attempts to open the door, which refuses to open.
[21:53] - S-7 Addison: (Knocking) Baxters, look alive!
[21:54] Sound of furniture moving can be heard before the door to the restroom opens.
S-7 Baxters is holding toilet paper to his left forearm while holding the door handle. S-7 Addison, S-7 Vigo enter.
[21:54] - S-7 Baxters: Shut the door.
[21:54] S-7 Vigo closes door before continuing into room. Mirror on the left wall is shattered. Glass shards, decorative candle on floor, sink, counter.
[21:54] - S-7 Baxters: She's over here.
[21:54] SCP-7134-04162003 is on the floor at the far wall, fur wet, caught in zip-tie handcuffs. One loop is around neck, other loop around post for toilet stall.
[21:54] - S-7 Addison: You zip-tied her to the stall?
[21:55] - S-7 Baxters: If I zip-tied her to the faucet, she'd flood the place.
[21:55] - S-7 Vigo: What the hell happened to the mirror?
[21:55] - S-7 Baxters: What the hell is the pet carrier for? Just put her in there already.
[21:55] S-7 Addison, S-7 Vigo kneels down to reach SCP-7134-04162003. S-7 Addison holds specimen as S-7 Vigo uses army knife to cut zip-tie.
[21:56] Zip-tie loop is severed and SCP-7134-04162003 picked up. Specimen is visibly docile in S-7 Addison's hold.
[21:56] - S-7 Addison: Got her. Get the carrier.
[21:56] S-7 Baxters opens carrier door. S-7 Addison places SCP-7134-04162003 into the carrier headfirst.
[21:56] - SCP-7134: It's not supposed to be this way.
[21:56] - S-7 Addison: (Into radio) We've got Little Miss Keter contained. Are we clear to drop her off at Site-22 until we find her a new home?
[21:56] - S-7 Henner: Notifying Site-22 you're looking for arrival. You're free to start the heli out of there.
[21:56] - S-7 Addison: We're heading out. (To S-7 Baxters) Help the Iota-10 out there on securing. And get those cuts checked out.
[21:57] - S-7 Baxters: Yes, ma'am.
[21:57] MTF S-7 exits women's restroom. SCP-7134-04162003 can be heard making indistinct muttering.
[21:59] MTF S-7 exits casino to parking lot. Ι-10 Nicholson is seen exiting a NMSP police car and approaching MTF S-7.
[21:59] - S-7 Addison: Are you with the Feds?
[21:59] - Ι-10 Nicholson: Who gives a damn about that?
[21:59] - S-7 Addison: (Holds her hand out) Lieutenant Addison.
[21:59] - Ι-10 Nicholson: (Shakes her hand) Marshal Nicholson.
[21:59] - SCP-7134: You're all pigs!
[21:59] - Ι-10 Nicholson: That the skip?
[21:59] - S-7 Addison: Yeah. If you got any questions, ask Sergeant Baxters. He was first hand for all this.
[21:59] - Ι-10 Nicholson: Will do.
[22:00] Ι-10 Nicholson directs herself to S-7 Baxters. S-7 Vigo follows S-7 Addison to Blackhawk 77-22722.
[22:01] S-7 Addison hands SCP-7134-04162003's carrier to S-7 Vigo.
[22:01] - S-7 Addison: Vigo, keep her in your sights. Don't let her grab your gun or anything. She's pulled that kind of horsepiss before, I think.
[22:01] - S-7 Vigo: Yes, ma'am.
[22:01] - S-7 Addison: Don't forget to put a parachute on.
[22:01] S-7 Vigo enters cabin to helicopter, places SCP-7134-04162003's carrier on center seating. Helicopter starts up as agent closes portside door, returns to SCP-7134-04162003.
[22:01] - S-7 Vigo: Okay, let's get you in here safe.
[22:02] S-7 Vigo feeds harness strap through handle, fastening the carrier to the seat.
[22:03] - S-7 Vigo: There you go. Comfy.
[22:03] SCP-7134-04162003 moves inside carrier, refuses to acknowledge. S-7 Vigo sits on seat opposite the carrier.
[22:03] - S-7 Vigo: She's strapped in, lieutenant.
[22:04] - S-7 Addison: (Over radio) That hellion better be.
[22:04] S-7 Vigo retrieves parachute stored under seating, equips gear.
[22:05] - S-7 Addison: Henner, we're readying for take off. Are we still going for Site-22?
[22:05] - S-7 Henner: Affirmative. Site air control alerted, ETA twenty-three hundred.
[22:07] Blackhawk 77-22722 assumes flight towards Site-22.
[…] EXCERPT D - (S-7 Vigo) […] [22:27] Sounds of flatulence is picked up by S-7 Vigo's mic.
[22:27] - S-7 Vigo: What the hell was that?
[22:28] - S-7 Addison: What was what?
[22:28] - S-7 Vigo: Oh! Oh God!
[22:28] S-7 Vigo abruptly turns aside. Agent brings hand up to mouth, blocking body cam.
[22:28] - S-7 Addison: Vigo, what's happening back there?
[22:28] S-7 Vigo unblocks body cam and makes towards SCP-7134-04162003.
Specimen's posterior, front end of pet carrier is covered with liquid stool.
[22:28] - S-7 Addison: Vigo? Respond!
[22:28] - S-7 Vigo: Shit's everywhere!
[22:28] - S-7 Addison: (Laugh) That's the miracle of childbirth, Vigo. Get used to it.
[22:29] - S-7 Vigo: No. (Pause) No, it shit itself to death!
[22:29] - S-7 Addison: Death? She's dead?
[22:29] S-7 Vigo detaches body cam from vest and holds device closer to SCP-7134.
Specimen is unresponsive, onset of rigor mortis apparent.
[22:29] - S-7 Vigo: SCP-7134 is not moving. Doesn't appear to be breathing.
Permission to open the doors, ma'am!
[22:29] - S-7 Addison: What are the babies doing?
[22:30] S-7 Vigo retracts from SCP-7134's cadaver and begins panning the view across the cabin. No additional entities are present.
[22:30] - S-7 Vigo: They aren't here.
[22:30] - S-7 Addison: Dammit. K.C, put Baxters back on the line. Vigo, you're free to crack a window.
[22:30] - S-7 Henner: Hold on.
[22:30] S-7 Vigo reattaches body cam, opens port-side door to cabin. S-7 Baxters is transferred to Line 5 by S-7 Henner.
[22:30] - S-7 Addison: Baxters, are you still on location?
[22:30] - S-7 Baxters: (Over radio) What did she do?
[22:30] - S-7 Addison: She nested there somewhere. You got to rustle the nest.
[22:31] - S-7 Baxters: (Sigh) Okay, I'm on it.
[22:31] Ambient yelling is picked up by S-7 Baxters' mic. Clattering of metallic objects can be heard.
[22:31] - S-7 Baxters: Sounds like they're in the kitchen.
[…] Class-A amnestics successfully administered to civilians. Memory implantation used in conjunction to assert that a common mouse was encountered in kitchen in place of SCP-7134 juveniles. Sergeant Jackson Baxters commended for securement efforts.
Private Emmanuel Vigo submitted for reassignment from MTF Sampson-7 to MTF Apollo-3 following assignment.
Autopsy of SCP-7134-04162003 identified cause of death as hypovolemic shock.
Specimen experienced excessive bowel movements induced by severe capsaicin poisoning. Stomach contents consisted solely of chili peppers. Cadaver disposed of as level 1 biohazardous material (BSL-1).
In adjunct decision by Dr. Robert Hunt, EdD21 and Cap. Gerard Blcacki,22 attempts at placing an extant SCP-7134 specimen in containment were prohibited outside the expressed approval of an attempt by the Head Researcher. Safety of personnel and conservation of resources was cited as cause for action.
Transcripts 2/16/2010 (Excerpts) Mission Transcripts - 7134-Event-02282010 *(EX) Date: February 16th, 2010 Location: Resorts World Casino, Queens County, New York City, New York Involved Team(s): Mobile Task Force Pi-1 "City Slickers" - 6 units Mobile Task Force Sampson-7 "Bugsy's Bunny" - 3 units Involved Personnel: Pi-1 Mimi Nagai (Intelligence) Pi-1 Ruth Michaels (2nd Lieutenant) Pi-1 Evan Wilkins (Sergeant) Pi-1 Rangsan Madsiri (Corporal) Pi-1 Bea Thomas (Private) Pi-1 Liam Vale (Private) Sampson-7 Jackson Baxters (1st Lieutenant) Sampson-7 Valerie LaFerrier (Sergeant) Sampson-7 Teodore Upton (Sergeant) Senior Researcher Edward Alba (Paratechnician) Preface: A joint detachment of Mobile Task Forces Pi-1 and Sampson-7 was dispatched to the locus of a 7134-Event, confirmed via social media of a Ms. Felicia Pide. Due to proximity of 7134-Event-02162010 to Site-28, first response time was minimal. Method of SCP-7134 capture involving use of a Scranton Reality Anchor was proposed by Dr.
Yago Morro, PhD.23 and authorized by Cap. Irene Addison24 on October 3rd, 2009.
Senior Researcher Alba accompanied agents for operation of a portable Scranton Reality Anchor (SRA; Mk. III Laterne model).
*Excerpts provided from; Video Transcript 7134E02162010-B "Π-7 Madsiri", Video Transcript 7134E02162010-C "S-7 Baxters", Video Transcript 7134E02162010-D "S-7 LaFerrier". See for full transcription(s).
EXCERPT A - (S-7 Baxters) […] [13:26] Ms. Felicia Pide is visible at a slot machine with SCP-7134-02162010. Pide has both legs propped up, resting her feet on side details of machine. SCP-7134-02162010 is sitting upright to see slots, holding Pide's legs for balance.
[13:26] - S-7 Baxters: (Into radio) We found Cottontail. She's still with Pide on the second floor west side. We're in a room with a black flowered carpet.
[13:26] - S-7 LaFerrier: (Over radio) Heading over.
[13:26] - Π-7 Michaels: (Over radio) Okay, we'll cover the doors down. Say if we need to close in.
[13:26] S-7 Baxters and S-7 Upton approach SCP-7134-02162010 and Pide. Agents are not acknowledged aside from movement of SCP-7134-02162010's ears.
[13:26] - S-7 Baxters: (To SCP-7134-02162010) Ahem.
• • • • • • • • • • • • [13:26] - SCP-7134: Buzz off, buddy, she's on a roll.
[13:26] - S-7 Baxters: I'm talking to you, Cottontail.
[13:26] SCP-7134-02162010 turns to S-7 Baxters. Instance looks both up and down, stopping at S-7 Baxters' face.
[13:26] - SCP-7134: Oh. (Pause) Hello.
[13:27] - Pide: What do you want? This game's taken.
[13:27] - S-7 Baxters: NYPD. We're here for the rabbit you have here.
[13:27] - SCP-7134: No I'm not!
[13:27] SCP-7134-02162010 runs underneath Pide's legs, turns left around corner.
[13:27] - S-7 Baxters: (Into radio) Rabbit's running. (To Upton) Teo, let's go.
[13:27] S-7 Baxters, S-7 Upton traverse around slot machines. SCP-7134-02162010 is running down side hallway. Agents pursue.
[13:27] - S-7 Baxters: Right. (Into radio) LaFerrier, are you and Alba still in the second floor central hallway?
[13:27] SCP-7134-02162010 turns right at corner in hallway.
[13:27] - S-7 LaFerrier: (Over radio) Yes. Update of orders?
[13:27] - S-7 Baxters: Head to south hallway. Send the bunny back down there if she comes towards you. (To Upton) Right.
[13:28] S-7 Baxters turns right, continuing until SCP-7134-02162010 is sighted at hallway junction. Subject is located in front of elevator column, jumping and hitting call button with her antlers.
[13:28] - SCP-7134: I said "hold the door"! What do you not get, asshole?
[13:28] SCP-7134-02162010 turns to see MTF S-7, raising ears. Subject turns and runs remaining length of hallway before turning right.
[13:28] - S-7 Upton: Another corner.
[13:28] S-7 Baxters, S-7 Upton turns right at corner. SCP-7134-02162010 is not visible in remaining hallway. Closed double doors at end of hallway, planters with hedges are positioned against the west wall.
[13:29] S-7 Baxters approaches doors and pulls at handle. The doors do not open.
[13:29] - S-7 Baxters: Locked.
[13:29] S-7 Baxters turns back to S-7 Upton. S-7 Upton equips Kant counter, pans scanner across hallway. Agent stops directed at one of the hedges.
[13:29] - S-7 Upton: She's behind the plant.
[13:29] SCP-7134-02162010 emerges from behind hedge, thumps feet.
[13:29] - SCP-7134: Cheating!
[13:30] SCP-7134-02162010 turns and kicks sod from planter box at S-7 Upton. Agent winces, begins rubbing at eyes. Subject runs back down hallway.
[13:30] - S-7 Baxters: Teo, you good?
[13:30] - S-7 Upton: I'll live. Go on; I'll catch up in a second.
[13:30] S-7 Baxters rounds corner. SCP-7134-02162010 is visible entering an elevator.
S-7 Baxters pursues.
[13:30] S-7 Baxters positions himself in front of east elevator, moves to hold doors open.
Doors are already opening. Two adults, male and female, back into elevator with agitated expressions.
[13:30] - Male patron: What the hell is your problem buddy?
[13:30] - Female patron: Jaime! That's a cop!
[13:30] - S-7 Baxters: What?
[13:30] S-7 Baxters backs away and looks in west elevator. SCP-7134-02162010 is sitting in middle of elevator.
[13:30] - SCP-7134: (Laughing) Na-na na-na boo-hoo!
[13:30] Elevator doors closes and begins descending to first floor. Footsteps are heard behind S-7 Baxters.
[13:30] - S-7 LaFerrier: We missed her, didn't we?
[13:30] - S-7 Baxters: Yeah. (Into radio) Who is watching the elevators down there?
[13:30] - Π-7 Thomas: (Over radio) Thomas and Vale, sir. We're on watch.
[13:31] - S-7 Baxters: The skip's coming down one of the south ones, so try scaring her back up here. After that, get someone to cut the power to the things.
[…] EXCERPT B - (Π-7 Madsiri) […] [13:46] Laptop completes override of elevator control.
[13:46] - Π-7 Madsiri: (Into radio) Alright. SCP-7134 should be stuck to using the stairs now. Can you check for sure?
[13:46] - Π-7 Vale: (Over radio) Doors are dead.
[13:47] - Π-7 Wilkins: (Over radio) South end elevator refuses to operate.
[13:47] A metallic echo is audible. Π-7 Madsiri redirects self from laptop, looking towards center of elevator.
[13:47] - Π-7 Madsiri: What?
[13:47] Π-7 Madsiri stands up, adjusts shoulder-mounted camera towards elevator ceiling.
[13:47] - Π-7 Madsiri: (Into radio) There's stuff sounding from up there. I think she might be in the shaft itself somewhere.
[13:47] Vent in ceiling bangs open, SCP-7134-02162010 falls through. Π-7 Madsiri catches subject by grabbing her shoulders.
[13:47] - Π-7 Madsiri: Jesus!
[13:47] - SCP-7134: Get your hands off me! I'm pregnant, you brute!
[13:47] SCP-7134-02162010 begins thrashing in grasp, kicking hind feet into Π-7 Madsiri's face.
[13:47] - Π-7 Michaels: (Over radio) Rangsan, what's going on!?
[13:47] - Π-7 Madsiri: (Into radio) Help! Third floor elevator! She's in here in the elevator! Help!
[13:48] - SCP-7134: How many of you are there!? They should really defund you!
[13:48] SCP-7134-02162010 knocks body cam out of shoulder mount, dangling behind Π-7 Madsiri's back.
[13:48] Π-7 Madsiri makes a choked sound, backs into elevator wall. Limited view records SCP-7134-02162010 falling to the floor.
[13:48] - SCP-7134: Piss off, Skippy!
[13:48] SCP-7134-02162010 grabs onto Π-7 Madsiri's right calf, attempts to bite through protective leggings.
[13:48] - Π-7 Madsiri: (Cough) Get— get off!
[13:48] Π-7 Madsiri attempts to shakes SCP-7134-02162010 off his leg. Agent stumbles onto laptop, loosing footing and falling forward. Body cam falls, only floor tiles visible.
[13:48] - SCP-7134: Oh, the door's open.
[13:48] Sounds of claws on tiles, presumably SCP-7134-02162010 leaving. Π-7 Madsiri is vocalizing pain.
[13:49] Π-7 Madsiri lifts himself off of floor, shifting camera view. Agent reaches for body cam, attempts reconnecting to mount.
[13:49] - SR Alba: Rangsan?
[13:49] Sound of footsteps are heard. SR Alba, S-7 LaFerrier's shoes are visible standing in elevator doorway.
[13:49] - SR Alba: Rangsan? What happened?
[13:49] - Π-7 Madsiri: She kicked a tooth in, it feels like. God, Ed, get that bunny.
[…] EXCERPT C - (S-7 LaFerrier) […] [13:52] S-7 LaFerrier and SR Alba reach fifth floor. Hallways are going westbound and northbound from stairwell, along faces of building.
[13:52] - SR Alba: Lieutenant?
[13:53] - S-7 Baxters: (From left) She's down there! Weigh the anchor!
[13:53] SR Alba opens briefcase, retrieving SRA from inside.
[13:53] - SR Alba: Sergeant, close the stairwell, then go the other way and push her towards Baxters and I.
[13:53] SR Alba runs down westbound hallway. S-7 LaFerrier turns and draws double doors to stairwell closed. Agent secures zip-tie on doors before running northbound.
[13:53] - S-7 Baxters: (Over radio) LaFerrier, ready your noose. Upton, get the kennel from the truck.
[13:53] S-7 LaFerrier equips collapsible snare pole, begins assembling tool.
[13:53] S-7 LaFerrier begins turning northeast corner. Agent trips on SCP-7134-02162010 coming opposite way, falls to floor.
[13:53] - SCP-7134: Watch it, bozo!
[13:54] S-7 LaFerrier stands up. SCP-7134-02162010 is running back down hallway.
Agent pursues subject.
[13:54] - S-7 LaFerrier: (Into radio) Six o'clock. She's looping back around.
[13:54] SCP-7134-02162010 turns right at southeast corner, heads towards S-7 Baxters and SR Alba at southwest corner.
[13:54] SCP-7134-02162010 stops and looks at SR Alba with SRA. S-7 LaFerrier slows behind.
[13:54] - SCP-7134: Is that a bomb? Wow, I didn't know I made you guys that mad.
[13:54] SR Alba initiates anchoring process. Hume levels return above 90 Hm.
SCP-7134-02162010 visibly shudders, sneezes.
[13:54] - SCP-7134: Oh, that feels weird.
[13:54] S-7 Baxters signals S-7 LaFerrier to her snare pole. Both agents ready their tools.
[13:54] - SR Alba: Anchor to baseline in one, two— [13:54] SCP-7134-02162010 runs forward, avoiding S-7 LaFerrier's snare pole.
[13:55] - SCP-7134: Five!
[13:55] SCP-7134-02162010 tackles SR Alba, knocking him into window wall, shattering the glass. S-7 Baxters grabs SR Alba by the leg, keeping him inside.
[13:55] - S-7 Baxters: Fuck!
[13:55] S-7 Baxters pulls SR Alba inside. Researcher is holding right arm, SCP-7134-02162010 and SRA are absent. Hume levels sharply spike before lowering to baseline.
[13:55] - S-7 Baxters: Alba, are you alright?
[13:55] - SR Alba: I'm cut up but I'm alive. Get a medic though, she bit my arm.
[13:55] - S-7 Baxters: LaFerrier, over here.
[13:55] S-7 LaFerrier approaches SR Alba and looks out broken window.
SCP-7134-02162010 and the SRA are visible on the concrete, both inactive. Pool patrons and newborn SCP-7134 are running from impact site.
[13:55] - SR Alba: There goes two million in tech.
[…] Class-A amnestics successfully administered to civilians. Cover for damages caused attributed incident to an anonymous saboteur of elevator systems who began throwing objects while refusing police. Cpl. Rangsan Madsiri was treated for facial injuries. Mostly superficial scratches, required stitches for lips and forehead. Sr. Res. Edward Alba was treated for injuries. Light glass cuts to back, neck, right hand; bruising to shoulders, head; bite to right forearm. Prescription glasses damaged in fall were replaced.
Autopsy confirmed death of SCP-7134-02162010 was instantaneous upon contact with ground. Additionally, during or while initiating fall, specimen made physical contact with exhaust port of the Scranton Reality Anchor, receiving first degree burns to the left hind leg. Cadaver was placed in cryogenic storage at Site-19, Cryogenics W-Wing. Scranton Reality Anchor was left inoperable but internal components were largely intact. Salvage was considered more preferable alternative to restoration.
Evident by SCP-7134-02162010's brief tenure under reality anchoring, viability of capturing SCP-7134 assisted by Scranton Reality Anchors had plausibility. Due to concerns over limited PSRA inventory and would be operators, repetition of experiment was postponed indefinitely until a high-durability model of portable reality anchor was devised and produced.
Addendum: 3/31/2010: Testimony from SCP-7134-03302010 indicated that SCP-7134-02162010 "had missed the pool, but it was still fun." Fall from fifth story to ground pool would have been fatal to specimen regardless.
Addendum: 6/17/2018: Sr. Tech. Rangsan Madrisi received root canal treatment following gum infection (Upper R1). Probable cause of root damage attributed to latent injuries sustained in 7134-Event-02162010 during MTF Pi-1 service.
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●IV-Revision 7/31/2022 ● Footnotes 1. Request for further taxidermies will be denied.
2. Shared genus of hares and jackrabbits. C. Linnaeus, 1758.
3. With exception to Taxidermy №4. How this specimen's antlers grew to such length is unknown.
4. Antelope jackrabbit. E.A. Mearns, 1890 5. Pronghorn, or American antelope. G. Ord, 1815 6. Shope papilloma virus (SPV), or cottontail rabbit papilloma virus (CRPV): papillomavirus that develops keratinous carcinomas in leporids; hypothesized non- anomalous origin for jackrabbit myth. Shope, 1933.
7. An incorporeal apparition that can be directly perceived in baseline reality (contrast Class-I), but whose interaction with reality cannot impact matter unilaterally (Class-III), entirely (Class-IV), or selectively (Class-V) post manifestation.
8. Domesticated rabbit. C. Linnaeus, 1758.
9. Most notably Utah, where gambling is prohibited under religious cause by the predominantly Latter Day Saint population. 7134-Events in Utah have uncovered the existence of twenty-five (25) illegally operated cardrooms.
10. Confirmed a forgery in 1937 by American Secure Containment Initiative.
11. Month-day-year format is preserved for coherency across records. Conversion to alternative formats considered unnecessary due to localization of phenomena to United States.
12. Minimum clearance for SCP-7134 was Confidential Clearance (Lv. 3) prior March 20th, 1992.
13. Investigation of Graves' home computer found possession of zoophilic and exhibitionist pornography.
14. It is unknown if SCP-7134's decisions were impacted by recent findings of fetal alcohol syndrome (FAS), or if these notions were held by SCP-7134 prior to 1973.
15. A thaumaturgic process where an individual can be located through quantum links between the target and discarded or extracted biomatter. Recommended for further reading ICSUT Journal (Jan 2014): Prof. L. Aikes, Prof. R. Jean-Tremere; "Further Introduction to Thaumatology"; p. 14-20.
16. Jagdhund Model 1999b, developed at Research Site-98. Range of transmission improved upon that of older JH-88 line.
17. Post defeat of Nazi Germany, documents recovered in Ulm, Baden-Württemberg, detailed intentions by the Ahnenerbe Obskurakorps to create leporine anomalies for espionage and military service. Field agents were notified to remain alert for potential actualization of the projects by Axis remnants. Any actualization of these plans remain unsubstantiated.
18. Shortening of double dime, slang for a United States twenty-dollar bill. Accounting for inflation, this would equate to ≈$327 USD in 2022.
19. The association between rabbits and carrots made by Merrie Melodies cartoons had been wildly popularized by this point.
20. Referring to 7134-Event-12221999 at MGM Grand Detroit, Detroit, Michigan. MTF Sampson-7 response involved Cpt. Blcacki and Sgt. Baxters.
21. Head of SCP-7134 Research, 1999-2006.
22. Head of MTF Sampson-7, 2002-2006.
23. Head of SCP-7134 Research, 2008-present.
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