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SCP-8133-5 and SCP-8133-6 instances are to be ceased entirely; containing the entities is forbidden.
Individuals who have witnessed SCP-8133 instances (physically, videography, photograph) are to be given Class-A amnestics immediately.
A Class II search protocol is to be executed upon relocation failure of SCP-8133-3 or SCP-8133-6 instances.
Description: SCP-8133 is a colossal incorporeal extraterrestrial entity currently in this reality's stratosphere. SCP-8133 remains imperceptible to the naked eye, thereby rendering its exact location unidentifiable by any conventional means. Manifestations of SCP-8133 are known to be sporadic, predominantly triggered by prompting food delivery requests, with an exceptionally high likelihood associated with orders placed through Uber Eats.1 Prompting a food delivery request can cause SCP-8133 to manifest; prompting a food delivery exhibits approximately 72.3% chance of occurring while prompting from Uber Eats exhibits approximately 93.2% chance of occurring. If, at any time, a prompt is within the mentioned threshold, SCP-8133 will indiscriminately emit a radio wave from the point of initiation, eventually transmitting to SCP-8133-2.
SCP-8133-2 is an unidentified food company thought to possess multiple headquarters in each country worldwide. SCP-8133 utilizes an indefinite amount of employees; designated as SCP-8133-3. The location and whereabouts of SCP-8133-2 is unknown.
SCP-8133-3 takes the form of either a Caucasian or African-American humanoid male.
The instances are fluent in all known languages and communicate with the language the customer is most fluent in. Recipients receiving deliveries (designated as SCP-8133-4) cause SCP-8133-3 abilities to manifest. Refer to addendums for further information Addendum 8133-a1: Upon the successful receipt of delivered items, the designated SCP-8133-3 instance is mandated to undergo a rapid metamorphosis2 process. This metamorphosis culminates in the subject assuming a humanoid form that resembles the genus Cervidae3, utilizing similarities to the Wendigo4. Such instances are designated SCP-8133-5.
SCP-8133-5 instances are constructed with thick plate-like skin; thought to be indestructible otherwise attempted by an AR-15, Tactical Shotgun M4, or FN SCAR H.
SCP-8133-5 instances are extremely hostile; and may attack any object perceptible to them.
The metamorphosis process SCP-8133-3 instances undergo has not been observed physically by Foundation Scientists and Researchers. Refer to Addendum 8133-a4 Addendum 8133-a2: Every SCP-8133-4 instance contains ~0.5 grams of a substance exhibiting similarities to Benzene. If, at any time SCP-8133-4 is digested absolutely, the normal thought processes of subjects will eventually cease if given enough time.
Prolonged exposure causes subjects to experience a strong urge to commit suicide; however not immediately. Subjects utilize the ability to resist this effect momentarily; however, the effects given will eventually intensify causing the subject to lose consciousness rapidly. On rare occasions, all biological functions of the subject may cease entirely.
Note: Refer to Addendum 8133-a3 for further information Addendum 8133-a3: SCP-8133-5 instances possess the ability to constantly sense the living or dead. If, at any time, subjects have committed suicide or have lost consciousness, the designated SCP-8133-5 instance is to attempt to capture the subject.
If successful, the infestation process will occur. This infestation process allows the designated SCP-8133-5 instance to convert the individual into its host. Successful infestations generate SCP-8133-6 — a humanoid replica of the affected individual; however, this process is not precise on all occasions causing imperfections to be generated within the structure of the infested body (the infested body's attitude may also alter).
Addendum 8133-a4: A group of Foundation Researchers triggered SCP-8133 for observational purposes. Upon activation, the instance was permitted entry into the facility and subsequently directed to the testing chamber located on the sixth floor (6-F).
Subject D-6948 was instructed to accept the items provided. The instance did not exhibit immediate metamorphosis; however, such a transformation occurred when subject D-6948 was escorted out from the testing chamber.
The metamorphosis process SCP-8133-3 instances complete entirely within approximately nine milliseconds; comprehensive information regarding this phenomenon remains limited.
Incident ID #: 8133ag7L Jay Han, Researcher at Site-98C Weilan Xiaomen, Jay Han's wife <BEGIN LOG> Jay Han: Hey, want something to eat? If ya are, I'll go get McDonald's.
Weilan Xiaomen: Yeah, sure. I'll just have… A twenty piece chicken nugget meal and Coke Zero.
Jay Han: Alright. I'll just have a quarter pounder and Coke Zero. Anything else?
Weilan Xiaomen: No. That's all I want.
Jay Han: (hears knocking on the back door) Looks like the food is here.
Weilan Xiaomen: Hey. Why would the delivery guy knock on the back door?
By the way, the back door is surrounded by fences.
Jay Han: I don't know. Maybe he's just tryna be funny. (Answers the back door) SCP-8133-3 instance: (no response. Subject was staring at Jay Han with a grin.) Jay Han: Hey man. Uh, you got our food?
SCP-8133-3 instance: (big smile, heavy breathing) Hallo Herr. Ich habe dein Essen. Hello sir, I have your food.
Jay Han: Ah, you're German! (clears throat) Wir bestellten Essen. Können wir es haben? We ordered food. Can we have it?
SCP-8133-3 instance: Natürlich, Sir. Of course, Sir.
Jay Han: Geht es dir gut? Du scheinst ein wenig… abwesend zu sein… Are you okay? You seem a little… Off… SCP-8133-3 instance: (Subject was attempting to hand over the paper bag, no response) Weilan Xiaomen: Hun, what's happening? I'm hungry!
Jay Han: (To Weilan Xiaomen) Wait a second! (To SCP-8133-3 instance) Just… Give me a second, okay? (shuts the back door) Weilan Xiaomen: Hey, what's happening? It looks like you just saw a ghost.
Jay Han: Listen. Close and lock every door and window in this house. Do NOT open them.
Weilan Xiaomen: Why? What the hell is happening?
Jay Han: I- I can't- (sigh) I wish I could, but if I do, we'll cause fear against the whole world. Please… Just listen to me. I'll go call the… Police.
Weilan Xiaomen: Okay. I'll go get a knife just in case.
Jay Han: Thank you. (Rushes to the second floor in a quiet room, and contacts his co-worker within the Foundation) (to his companion) Listen.
Remember that new anomaly that everybody was talking about? I think there is an instance of S. C. P eight-one-three-three dash three outside our back door right now. I request for backup. It's only me and my wife in here.
Jay Han's co-worker: What? What happene- (Jay Han dropped the call) Weilan Xiaomen: (She was behind Jay Han) Hello, Han.
Jay Han: We're okay now. I called for help.
Weilan Xiaomen: (In a child-like manner) Why? Why did you call help?
We're a happy, happy, happy couple!
Jay Han: Wh- what are you talking about? Did you lock the do- (notices stitches on her neck) Jay Han: Lan? Di- Is tha- is that even you?
Weilan Xiaomen: Why, of course! My dear. Who else would it be?
<END LOG> Following this incident, the generated SCP-8133-6 instance (Weilan Xiaomen) was ceased. Jay Han was escorted to Site-98C for a trained foundation psychologist to gather information about the following incident. Jay Han was given Class-A amnestics after the interview.
Incident ID #: 8133de93 <BEGIN LOG> Francis Paoli, Witness Cendrick Paoli, Affected Francis Paoli: Yo will you still cook for breakfast tomorrow?
Cendrick Paoli: I'm pretty busy tomorrow.
Francis Paoli: Same, actually. Well, what if we just order from UberEats?
Cendrick Paoli: Sure. Here's my share. (Gives 3$) Francis Paoli: I'll get pancakes for me and you from McDonald's. Anything else?
Cendrick Paoli: I want nuggets. I'll have it when it arrives.
Francis Paoli: Alright.
Francis Paoli: (Twenty-six minutes have passed, an individual was knocking on the front door) I think it's here. I'll go get it.
Cendrick Paoli: (no response) Francis Paoli: Geez. What's wrong with him? (Answers the door) Delivery person: (stares blankly at Francis Paoli, no response) Francis Paoli: Hey man. Is that everything? By the way, what happened to your hair? Oh my gosh, it's bout' to fall off to the left because all of the weight is there. I- I'm sorry. Could we please have our order?
Delivery person: (pauses) yes. (Attempts to hand over the bag) Francis Paoli: How much do we owe you?
Delivery person: (walks away, no response) Francis Paoli: O- okay. Free food I guess. (Walks back in) Francis Paoli: (to Cendrick Paoli) hey, I got your nuggets. Everything here is complete. By the way, the delivery guy just walked off. I didn't even pay.
Cendrick Paoli: Oh thanks. So we got free food?
Francis Paoli: Exactly. I don't know why the dude did that tho.
Cendrick Paoli: Okay.
(An hour has passed, Francis Paoli was resting) Francis Paoli: Ugh, what is that noise? It's literally two in the morning.
(Rushes to Cendrick Paoli's room) Francis Paoli: Where is he? (Rushes downstairs) Francis Paoli: What the fuck? What are you doing to the couch? (Francis Paoli spotted Cendrick Paoli attempting to consume the couch) Cendrick Paoli: Oh, I'm trying to… To… Fix the couch! It's broken.
Francis Paoli: By violating it? Yeah I don't think so. What's wrong with it?
Cendrick Paoli: Nothing's wrong with it. I'm trying to fix it.
Francis Paoli: What the fuck? So it ain't broken but you're trynna fix it?
Cendrick Paoli: (no response, swallows the foam from the couch) Francis Paoli: Did you just swallow the fucking cotton? Dude, are you on some type of… [DATA EXPUNGED]?
Cendrick Paoli: [DATA EXPUNGED]? Nah, nah. I would nev- (continues consuming the couch foam) Francis Paoli: I think you need therapy. I'll go call the ambulance.
Cendrick Paoli: The- the- the- the uh yeah. (Silence) Francis Paoli: Yeah. Something is defin- Cendrick Paoli: (Aggressively laughing) Francis Paoli: Dude, you're starting to creep me out.
Cendrick Paoli: (laughing intensifies for approximately three minutes) Oh, I'm sorry. Why don't you try my nuggets? They taste good!
Francis Paoli: You know what, maybe that'll make me feel better. You're just so weird. (Was about to consume the item) ???: STOP! (From the front door) <END LOG> Following this incident, Foundation security guards spotted the two mentioned individuals outside the fourth-hall entrance. Cendrick Paoli and Francis Paoli were in a Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep, thought to have been given a tranquilizer shot by the aforementioned unidentified person (???).
Cendrick Paoli was classified as a "perfect doppelganger". Cendrick Paoli was ceased.
Francis Paoli was given Class-A amnestics after an interview with Dr. Gidget.
< SCP-8132 | SCP-8133 | SCP-8134 » Footnotes 1. Uber Eats is an online food ordering and delivery platform launched by the company Uber in 2014.
2. "Metamorphosis" is the change of physical form, structure, or substance especially by supernatural means.
3. A deer.
4. Wendigo is a mythological creature or evil spirit originating from Algonquian folklore.
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