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rating: +110+–x Item #: SCP-4747 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Foundation webcrawler U-4747 is to locate and remove instances of SCP-4747. Persons responsible for its spread are to be treated with Class B amnestics. Couples that have successfully performed SCP-4747 are to be treated with Class A amnestics.
Mobile Task Force Theta-6 ("Witch Hunters") is to capture and incinerate instances of SCP-4747-1. A single instance is kept for long-term study in Site 56, and is to be contained in a Type-B reinforced containment chamber.
Description: SCP-4747 is a document detailing a ritual intended to resolve relationship conflicts. Copies of SCP-4747 are shared primarily through sites such as Facebook and Reddit. SCP-4747 can be performed on a budget of under 100 USD.
SCP-4747 takes a single day to perform, and requires the following: At least two participants, all of which must be in a romantic relationship with one another, who have not performed SCP-4747 previously.
1 meter3 of wood.
100 grams of grape jelly.
6 candles per participant.
1 kilogram of human hair.
• • • • • • A hole, at least █.█ meters deep and █.█ meters wide.
[REDACTED] On a successful performance of SCP-4747, an instance of SCP-4747-1 will emerge from the hole used in the ritual. SCP-4747-1 is an animate mass of human limbs and hair, approximately 1.5 meters in diameter. All instances of SCP-4747-1 are hostile towards humans, with the exception of individuals who have performed SCP-4747. Examination of SCP-4747-1 indicates that instances are genetically identical to the executor of Step 7.
Couples that perform SCP-4747 report higher levels of relationship satisfaction. Long- term observation suggests lower levels of separation and future conflicts in such couples.
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