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No further containment procedures have been deemed necessary at this time.
Description: SCP-4214 is a digital image file depicting a muscular humanoid presenting what is believed to be a sealed container in its raised right hand. The image carries mild cognitohazardous properties, which manifest as a form of selective aphasia1 when its entirety is observed by a sapient entity. This effect is also carried over to any physical copies of the image.
SCP-4214's cognitohazardous effects cease within 12 hours, and have not been noted to leave affected individuals with any harmful secondary effects.
Addendum 4214.01: Recovered Chat Logs Foundation webcrawlers discovered and recorded chat logs believed to be relevant to SCP-4214 from a GoI-5869 (“Gamers Against Weed”) chat room, attached below.
«BEGIN LOG» NunwithaGun: so that's like 43gb gone in total NunwithaGun: jesus is very unhappy with me today teemo: clearly also_alia: yall i got some real funny shit up my sleeve teemo: go on also_alia: remember the hugh morganson guy?
also_alia: the one who attempted to clown on us?
also_alia: apparently he's doing an anart commission rn, idk for who teemo: ok, and?
also_alia: its supposed to make people talk about whatever sorta product the client wants on it idk also_alia: so i snuck in smthn of my own >:) teemo: what does it do?
also_alia: not much difference tbh, it does make people talk when they see it also_alia: fucks with their speech tho, so only gibberish comes out lol also_alia: "oh yeah i love this company's djajadjf it's real tjeqcvio mmmm yeah baby" teemo: lmao NunwithaGun: lmao lesbian_gengar: @also_alia i'm not sure it's a good idea to sabotage a commission like that. much more for an unknown client.
also_alia: itll be fine also_alia: shit wears off in a few hours also_alia: client cant possibly be anyone big, hugh belongs to the niche of the niche lol teemo: finally, the perfect murder troll also_alia: plus you know how well i can cover me tracks NunwithaGun: we do just a lil bit of trolling lesbian_gengar: ok fair it is sorta funny.
lesbian_gengar: still a bit dickish imo, sabotaging paid commissions.
also_alia: ye but this is senor hugh the nft fanboy were talking about also_alia: its like those monkes are his muse or smthn also_alia: and his commissions go for what, 50 dollars a pop?
also_alia: what sorta dumbass goes for a 50 dollar advertisement? lmao «END LOG» «BEGIN LOG» big_floppo: i'm not a furry but having a fursona would actually be great lesbian_gengar: lol dado: hello friends who not liking the weed also_alia: ??
big_floppo: wtf lesbian_gengar: @bones dado was kicked by bones.
lesbian_gengar: thanks, bones big_floppo: what do you even call bird furries? birdies?
dado: hello one more time yes dado come in peace, anti weed gamer friends teemo: idk lol dado was banned by bones.
bones: I've deleted all invites for now. Sorry for the inconvenience.
teemo: would it be called a birdsona instead then?
teemo: o7 big_floppo: o7 le_binganimus: o7 dado: dado is here to looking fora gamer dado: u can trust dado yes le_binganimus: what do people call reptile furries then lesbian_gengar: how the fuck.
big_floppo: scalies lesbian_gengar: there aren't even any invites anymore how are you here.
dado: no invitation is not problem for dado dado: dado promises to leave after business finish teemo: pray tell, @big_floppo, how do you know that?
lesbian_gengar: who are you looking for.
big_floppo: i plead the fifth big_floppo: did you know that by technicality all bird furries are also scalies dado: dado has no names but dado knows gamer added funny to dado fifty dollar commission lesbian_gengar: @also_alia what did i tell you.
le_binganimus: @big_floppo no. stop that also_alia: bruh also_alia: @dado ok look, im sorry, ill reimburse you also_alia: dm me your bank number, crypto wallet id, whatevs and ill send over the money dado: dado does not accept funny money, dado is serious businessman also_alia: im paying you in usd??
dado: dado said what dado said also_alia: what teemo: usd funny money lmao le_binganimus: usd funnies dado: donot worry alia gamer, dado is not angry but more impres by quality, dado considers alia gamer funny as fine improvement yes also_alia: thanks??
dado: dado was not have high expectation for mister r we cool hugh, he draw dado not detail or accurate enough dado thinks dado: is not easy to find the fine artist yes?
also_alia: so what do you want from me dado: dado would like discuss for working with alia artist gamer to make new commission le_binganimus: gamer moment also_alia: i mean, sure i can make smthn for you also_alia: its the least i could do dado: very nice alia gamer also_alia: whatre you gonna do with the old commission tho dado: dado does not want old commission so dado has sent it to alia gamer for they to decide what do for they self also_alia: oh lol i know what to do with this also_alia: so what's the job @dado?
dado: before dado continue with detail of commission dado will make chat secure yes?
«END LOG» Note: Webcrawler present in the chat room during the above exchange was forcibly ejected despite there being no indication of detection by GoI-5869, with the following error message.
Error 420 (new gamer friend tell dado to put the four twenty): dado latest product not for es see pee eyes yet pls be the patient Attempts to access the aforementioned chat room have failed thus far.
Addendum 4214.02: Discovery SCP-4214 was recovered from a gift-wrapped box mailed to Site-39. The contents of the box included a non-anomalous USB drive containing SCP-4214, as well as a non- anomalous loudspeaker that played audio of the entire 2007 Bee Movie in its entirety on loop when opened.
+ Open Testing Log 4214.01 «BEGIN LOG» [D-24601 sits in front of a monitor in a testing chamber. Dr. Carter oversees the test from the adjacent control room.] CARTER: For this one, we just need you to look at the image on the monitor and describe it as best you can.
D-24601: Sure thing.
[SCP-4214 is displayed on the monitor.] D-24601: Huh. Funky-looking art. Looks like a jibbly keggle to me.
CARTER: Could y— [Dr. Carter stares at D-24601 through the observation window. He is visibly confused.] CARTER: Sorry, come again?
D-24601: A jibbly keggle, you know? Like uh, a scrimblo bimblo, a shbabbly shwobbly, uh… Perhaps a lorex unnu?
CARTER: D-24601, please take this seriously. Once again, please describe SCP-4214.
D-24601: But I have! It's a baba booey holding a small twiggo pinga. The iccum boccum really brings it all together, if I may add. The guncrow wiggowienny looks sorta wonky, though.
[Dr. Carter continues to stare at D-24601. He pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs.] CARTER: Alright. I think I understand what's going on here. Thank you for your cooperation, D-24601.
«END LOG» Addendum 4214.03: Update 20/05/2021 Following their voluntary exposure to SCP-4214, a non-anomalous portrayal of the image has been created by D-24601, as attached below.
+ Open Attachment 4214.jpg Footnotes 1. Medical disorder that affects an individual's ability to communicate.
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