SCP Foundation Secure, Contain, Protect About About Us Site Rules FAQ Licensing Criticism Policy Article Deletions Community Site News IRC Chat Authors' Pages Artist Directory Contest Archive Staff List Resources Guides Essays & Resources Wiki Syntax Sandbox Usertools Sister Sites SCP International Wanderer's Library Contact Us ≡ About About Us Site Rules FAQ Licensing Criticism Policy Article Deletions Contact Staff Community Site News IRC Chat Authors' Pages Artist Directory Contest Archive Staff List Resources Guides Search this site Search • ◦ ◦ ◦ ◦ ◦ ◦ • ◦ ◦ ◦ ◦ ◦ ◦ • ◦ ◦ ◦ ◦ ◦ • ◦ ◦ • • ◦ ◦ ◦ ◦ ◦ ◦ ◦ • ◦ ◦ ◦ ◦ ◦ ◦ • ◦ Essays & Resources Wiki Syntax Sandbox Usertools Sister Sites SCP International Wanderer's Library Create account or Sign in Getting Started Guide for Newcomers Join the Site Contribute | FAQ Universe Hub Main | Forum SCP by Series I | II | III | IV | V VI | VII | VIII | IX Other SCP Explained | Joke International Feed New Pages Shortest | Top Rated Recent Changes New Forum Posts Lowest Rated Pages Stories Tales Hub | Series Groups of Interest GoI Formats Canon Hub Discovery Artwork Hub Curated Lists Curated Tale Series Tag Search Random SCP | Tale | GOI | Art Random Page ◦ ◦ ◦ ◦ • ◦ ◦ SCP-4536 + Show component code :root { --sidebar-width-on-desktop: calc(var(--base-font-size) * (266 / 15 --body-width-on-desktop: 45.75rem; } @media only screen and (min-width: 56.25rem) { #content-wrap { display: flex; position: initial; flex-direction: row; flex-grow: 2; width: calc(100vw - (100vw - 100%)); max-width: inherit; height: auto; min-height: calc(100vh - var(--final-header-height-on-desktop, margin: 0 var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop, 13.6rem) 0 calc(var( } #main-content { position: initial; width: var(--body-width-on-desktop, 45.75rem); max-width: var(--body-width-on-desktop, 45.75rem); max-height: 100%; margin: 0 auto; padding: 2rem 1rem; } #page-content { max-width: min(90vw, var(--body-width-on-desktop, 45.75rem)); } #side-bar { position: -webkit-sticky; position: sticky; top: 0; left: 0; grid-area: side-bar; width: var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop, 13.6rem) !important; min-width: var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop, 13.6rem) !important max-height: 100vh; padding-right: 2.5rem; padding-left: 0.5rem; overflow-y: scroll; transition: translate 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), background-color 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), padding 300ms linear, margin 300ms linear; border: none; border-color: rgba(var(--swatch-tertiary-color, 170, 170, 170) background-color: rgba(var(--sidebar-bg-color, 255, 255, 255), translate: calc(var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop, 13.5rem) * -1 direction: rtl; scrollbar-width: thin; -ms-scroll-chaining: none; overscroll-behavior: contain; scrollbar-color: rgba(var(--swatch-primary-darker), 0.1) /* Thumb */ rgba(var(--swatch-tertiary-color), 0.05); /* Track */ } #side-bar::-webkit-scrollbar-track { background-color: rgba(var(--swatch-secondary-color, 244, 244, } #side-bar::-webkit-scrollbar, #side-bar::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb, #side-bar::-webkit-scrollbar-corner { width: 0.5rem; border-right-width: calc(100vw + 100vh); border-right-style: inset; border-color: inherit; background-color: rgba(var(--sidebar-bg-color, 255, 255, 255), } #side-bar:is(:hover, :active, :focus-within) { margin-right: 2.25rem; padding-right: 0.25rem; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: auto; border-color: rgba(var(--swatch-primary-darker), 1); background-color: rgba(var(--sidebar-bg-color, 255, 255, 255), translate: calc(var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop, 1rem) - var(-- scrollbar-color: rgba(170, 170, 170, 1)  /* Thumb */ rgba(252, 252, 252, 1); /* Track */ scrollbar-color: rgb(var(--swatch-primary-darker, 170, 170, 170), 1) /* Thu rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-color, 252, 252, 252), 1);  /* Tra } #main-content::after { content: " "; display: flex; position: fixed; top: 0; left: 1rem; align-items: center; justify-content: center; width: 1rem; height: 100%; max-height: 100%; transition: left 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), background-position 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), opacity 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1); background: url("https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/com background-attachment: fixed; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-position: center left 1rem; background-size: 1rem 12.875rem; pointer-events: none; } #side-bar:is(:hover, :active, :focus-within) + #main-content::afte left: calc(var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop, 14.5rem) * -1); width: 0rem; transition: left 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), background-position 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), opacity 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1); opacity: 0; background-position: center left calc(var(--sidebar-width-on-d font-size: 0em; } #main-content::before { content: " "; position: absolute; z-index: 9; top: var(--final-header-height-on-desktop, 0); left: 0; width: var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop, 14.5rem); height: calc(100% - var(--final-header-height-on-desktop, 0.68 margin-bottom: calc(var(--final-header-height-on-desktop, -2.3 transition: translate 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), opacity 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1); opacity: 0.5; background-color: rgb(var(--swatch-alternate-color, 0, 0, 0)); pointer-events: none; translate: calc(var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop, 14.5rem) * -1 } #side-bar:is(:hover, :active, :focus-within) + #main-content::befo translate: 0; opacity: 0; } #side-bar .side-block { margin-top: 1em; padding-left: 0.25em; border-right-width: 0rem; border-left-width: 0rem; border-radius: 0; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0, 0); direction: ltr; } #side-bar .scpnet-interwiki-wrapper { direction: ltr; } /* Print Friendly Formatting by Estrella */ body.print-body { --sidebar-width-on-desktop: 0; } body.print-body #main-content::before, body.print-body #main-content::after { display: none; } } rating: +76+–x Limeyy Thank you for reading!
Check out more of my ramblings!
Item#: 4536 Level2 Containment Class: keter Secondary Class: none Disruption Class: keneq Risk Class: notice link to memo SCP-4536-1.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4536 is currently believed to be restricted to SCP-4536-1. As a result of its own anomalous properties, coverup of SCP-4536 is not deemed necessary. All attempts to remove SCP-4536 from SCP-4536-1 have ended in failure.
Foundation webcrawler Urchin.aic is to search for hunting and fishing related keywords to locate items sold at SCP-4536-1 deemed noticeably anomalous, to be confiscated by Foundation Agents and the relevant parties amnesticized. Items are to be stored at Storage Site-64.
Description: SCP-4536 is a male humanoid of Nahua descent claiming to be the Aztec Deity Opochtli.. An Aztec God of fishing, hunting and sailors It is usually seen naked, covered in a black pigment, with a large number of ornamental quail feathers on its face, an appearance that matches Aztec depictions of Opochtli. SCP-4536 has several minor anomalous abilities, including: The ability to spontaneously create rain above the 20th parallel North.Assumed to be 'North' of Mexico City Spontaneous sinistromanuality in mammals within 10m of SCP-4536 A mild memetic filter causing those unaware of SCP-4536's anomalous effects to perceive its appearance as normal Inability to be removed from the ground of SCP-4536-1, reappearing in an 'Exterior King' room within the Big Cyprus Lodge An anomalous degree of success with fishing and hunting equipment sold at SCP-4536-1 Ownership of SCP-4536-1, despite no secondary evidence corroborating such a purchase SCP-4536-1 is the Memphis Pyramid, a 32 story megastore that contains restaurants, target sports ranges, a hotel and a 'Bass Pro Shop' fishing and hunting equipment store.
Ostensibly, it is owned by the city of Memphis and leased to the Bass Pro Shop company, however both parties deny current ownership of it, claiming it was sold in 2018 to a 'Tlaloque LLC'. No further proof of this company exists.
Addendum 1: Sample of items recovered from SCP-4536-1: Item Anomalous effect Mitchell Tanger Camo Spin Combo Fishing Rod Junior Researcher Max Jones caught only Micropterus salmoides,.Largemouth Bass in 20 trials. Line was found to survive stresses beyond its typical capabilities.
.22 Winchester Magnum Researcher Sarah Houlihan, no shooting experience, consistently hits targets at 30m, showing proficiency beyond professed skill.
Hot Shot Deluxe Ghillie Suit Minor antimemetic effect made the wearer imperceptible when viewed from 20m or further.
Baseball cap reading "Women want me, Fish fear me." In an 8 hour period, Junior Researcher Jones was unsuccessful in catching any fish. Researcher Houlihan has been reprimanded for inappropriate workplace conduct.
Addendum 2: Interview with SCP-4536: Since SCP-4536's discovery in 2018, Foundation efforts to contact SCP-4536 were unsuccessful until 04/03/2021. Foundation Agent Fabio Kuxim made contact posing as a member of the Internal Revenue Service.
• • • • • • <Begin Log> Agent Kuxim enters a large room with floor-to-ceiling windows and a large round table with 30 seats. Only Agent Kuxim and SCP-4536, wearing a black three-piece suit and a paper crown with several green feathers sticking out of it, are present.
Agent Kuxim: Thank you for meeting with us on such short notice, Mr… SCP-4536: Opochtli will suffice.
Agent Kuxim: Mr. Opochtli. Just a few routine questions to start. Ever since your ownership of the Memphis Building, reported revenue has been increasing by the double digits a month. That's very unusual - why is that?
SCP-4536: What can I say? People like picking up what I put down, and the tourists are really coming into swing too. Eating out in a giant pyramid is quite the selling point.
Agent Kuxim: Tourists? In February?
SCP-4536 appears lightly nervous, pacing and remaining silent.
Agent Kuxim: What we're worried about is that people like what you're putting down too much. Are you aware— SCP-4536: Everything here's above the table, icniuhtli. You don't spend millions buying the Great American Pyramid to fudge the numbers once you get there!
Agent Kuxim: That's the problem, Mr. Opochtli. Frankly, we aren't even sure you even bought it at all.
SCP-4536 stops walking and stares at Agent Kuxim.
Agent Kuxim: Records show a major increase in the sale of hunting and fishing equipment. I assume you know why that is.
SCP-4536: They have my blessing.
Agent Kuxim: Your blessing?
SCP-4536: The Mexica gave ritual 800 years ago, and I bestowed upon them technology like they had never considered. Harpoons, snares, fishing nets and canoes. I nurtured them and they sustained me. Ages have come, Ages have passed, and man wishes for more than a spear.
Agent Kuxim: The Aztec are gone. Nobody is sacrificing to Opotchtli now.
SCP-4536: The Snakes and Coyoltlahtolli.Nahuatl for 'Tongue of the Coyote'. A term used by Aztec city-states to describe Spanish Conquistadors. have long since crushed my people and their rituals, perhaps. No more may shamans drink wine and feast in my name for a bountiful hunt, but make no mistake. I persist.
SCP-4536 turns away from Agent Kuxim to face the windows.
SCP-4536: Now the Americans come to my pyramid. My modern teocalli. They drink beer and they feast under my roof as they pray for a good day's fishing. You cannot put an end to the Teotl with a holy book or with sulfur and gunpowder. As long as one Mexica breathes, so shall I.
Agent Kuxim: I— SCP-4536: You may leave, Fabio.
<End Log> No further attempts at communication have been successful.
With thanks to Sirslash47, TawnyOwlJones and Basircruser for critique and Riba Nahi for the logo variant.
« SCP-4535 | SCP-4536 | SCP-4537 » _cc_marinealiveantimemeticbuildinghumanoidjam- con2021ketermeteorologicalprobabilityreligioussapientscp page revision: 27, last edited: 08 Oct 2022 07:57 Edit Rate (+76) Tags Discuss (11) History Files Print Site tools + Options Edit Sections Append Edit Meta Watchers Backlinks Page Source Parent Lock Page Rename Delete Help  | Terms of Service  | Privacy  | Report a bug  | Flag as objectionable Powered by Wikidot.com Unless otherwise stated, the content of this page is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 License Click here to edit contents of this page.
Click here to toggle editing of individual sections of the page (if possible). Watch headings for an "edit" link when available.
Append content without editing the whole page source.
Check out how this page has evolved in the past.
If you want to discuss contents of this page - this is the easiest way to do it.
View and manage file attachments for this page.
A few useful tools to manage this Site.
See pages that link to and include this page.
Change the name (also URL address, possibly the category) of the page.
View wiki source for this page without editing.
View/set parent page (used for creating breadcrumbs and structured layout).
Notify administrators if there is objectionable content in this page.
Something does not work as expected? Find out what you can do.
General Wikidot.com documentation and help section.
Wikidot.com Terms of Service - what you can, what you should not etc.
Wikidot.com Privacy Policy.
