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Item #: SCP-7513 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7513 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment chamber at Site-13. Access to SCP-7513 is restricted to humans with Level 4 access or above.
Site-13 is not to be used for any mission involving extraterrestrials. Staff at Site-13 are to be vetted for any extraterrestrial DNA, while staff working with SCP-7513 are to be intensely monitored for any sign of extraterrestrial influence via monthly check-ins and daily self-testing.
Description: SCP-7513 is Forrest O’Sullivan, a 25-year-old male of Irish-American descent.
SCP-7513 has an anomalously high encounter rate with sapient extraterrestrial entities, with most reported encounters ending with zero casualties, and the species that said extraterrestrial entity originates from having an amicable relationship with humans from that point on.
Interactions between extraterrestrials and SCP-7513 are almost always sexual, with entities offering SCP-7513 to partake in customary courting rituals or to engage in casual sexual activity. When encountering species that are asexual, or have no intention of copulating with SCP-7513, the actions and words of said entities are usually interpreted as flirtatious by SCP-7513.
Before containment, SCP-7513 was involved in 13% of incidents regarding Foundation encounters with extraterrestrial species in the past 20 years, the earliest of which being in 2003. Of these incidents that SCP-7513 was involved in, 51% of them have ended with a diplomatic relationship being established between the Foundation and said extraterrestrial species. The other 49% resulted in no further activity being reported from these extraterrestrial species.
SCP-7513 was discovered on August 5th, 2021 during Incident 7513-1. SCP-7513 was one of the individuals interrogated for the incident, and upon the investigation of its Tinder account, it was discovered that 75% of all the accounts it had matched with were accounts flagged by Foundation webcrawlers as belonging to undercover extraterrestrials (henceforth referred to as UEs). An investigation into its other social media accounts revealed that: 59% of all of SCP-7513’s Twitter followers were accounts belonging to UEs.
77% of Facebook groups that SCP-7513 had joined were being run entirely by UEs, sometimes with SCP-7513 being the only human in said groups.
• • 95% of SCP-7513’s Instagram followers were accounts belonging to UEs, with 100% of comments found under posts made by SCP-7513 belonging to said accounts.
Following this investigation, as well as the discovery of his involvement in prior Foundation incidents, SCP-7513 was informed of its anomalous properties and willingly entered containment.
Addendum 7513.1: Online profiles.
The following is a collection of profiles utilized by accounts belonging to SCP-7513.
Twitter Profile: Forrest, 25, he/him, bisexual, BLM, trans ally. I will block you if you dm me about aliens.
Instagram Profile: Forrest, 25, he/him, bisexual, BLM, trans ally. I hate aliens so much and if you even come CLOSE to me with that alien shit I won’t hesitate to block you.
Tinder Profile: Yo! My name’s Forrest. I’m 25, bisexual, he/him. If you don’t support BLM or trans people get the FUCK out of here.
Anyways about me, I live in Wisconsin. I’m an only child. I‘m pursuing a degree in computer design at the University of Wisconsin.
Also, really important, if you’re an alien, FUCK OFF!!! I’m getting a lot of trolls on here who are claiming to be aliens in disguise or some shit, and I’m SICK OF DEALING WITH IT!!! I HATE ALIENS SO MUCH FUCK OFF FUCK OFF!!!!
I WILL BLOCK YOU IF YOU SAY THAT YOU’RE AN ALIEN OR USE A SPACE THEMED PICK-UP LINE!!! AND YOU WON’T EVEN HAVE THE SATISFACTION OF SEEING ME REACT TO YOUR SHITTY POST!!!
Facebook Profile: hi.
Addendum 7513.2: Tinder Messages The following is a collection of direct messages on Tinder from extraterrestrial entities interacting with SCP-7513.
Tameka Hello Human jesus that’s one way to start a convo Isnt That What You Are?
Human?
My People Are Called “Aliens” All The Time And It’s A Problem When I Call You Human?
okay dude tone it back i don’t like this shit • didn’t come here to roleplay aliens i don’t consent to this.
Role Play?
I Am Not Playing A Role. I Come From The Planet Zulneutis.
You Should Be Honored.
Zulneutian Queens Hardly Choose Any One To Be Their Mate.
alright i’m blocking you.
fuck off.
WAYNE HOLLAND HELLO WANT 2 MATE?
no Y NOT?
not interested in one night stands DONT KNOW WHAT ONE NIGHT STAND MEANS sex for a night then we never speak to each other again OH, WELL ENDIOLIANS MATE 4 LYFE oh god not another fucking alien.
blocked.
kel Whyyy don’t you want us alienssss????
????
You’re the hottest human PLEASE STOP WITH THE FUCKING ALIEN SHIT YOU’RE A FUCKING FREAK mmm fuck i like it when you call me a freak PLEASE STOP WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU do it more daddy STOP PLEASE TELL YOUR LITTLE ALIEN BUDDIES TO STOP MESSAGING ME PLEASE I’VE HAD ENOUGH I’M BLOCKING YOU AND I’M NEVER GONNA RESPOND TO ANY ALIEN POST EVER AGAIN.
GO AHEAD. HAVE YOUR LAUGHS.
FUCK IT FUCK YOU Addendum 7513.3: Incident 7513-1 On July 30th, SCP-7513 entered a conversation on Tinder with an UE going under the name “Georgiana Davis”, henceforth referred to as POI-481. The conversation can be read below.
georgie Hello!
hi.
please tell me you’re not an alien.
Nope. Why would you wonder that?
oh thank god.
i’ve been having these messages from people pretending to be aliens.
it’s been like once a week.
Do you believe in aliens?
yea a little.
like not the invading species coming to earth thing but like the universe is so big it’s impossible for us to be alone I agree.
I think that UFOs are real.
No way Roswell wasn’t an alien thing.
yeah aha not really too into the whole roswell thing or like those famous ufo stories Really?
yeah i’m not an alien enthusiast i like computers more computer science major lol Ooooh computers!
yeah you like computers?
Sometimes!
Not that good at them lol.
Maybe you can be the computer guy?
lol yeah i could.
i can build a killer pc that works better than anything else lol maybe not like nasa shit but yk Yeah Do you like to go to clubs?
never been to one lol Oh my god they’re so fun!
You should come to the Holden Night Club! How about August 5th? There’s gonna be a huge event there.
really? sounds fun lol Yeah! See you there!
SCP-7513 frequently conversed with POI-481, talking about plans and daily activities.
The final conversation between SCP-7513 and POI-481 was sent on August 5th and can be found below.
georgie all set and ready to go!
can’t wait to meet you You too!
I’ll be in the back waiting for you my king!
udbdbdbfhd your king?
Yeah!
alright then… The Foundation was investigating an unrelated string of anomalous disappearances when hume levels dropped significantly around the area of the Holden Club, equivalent to hume levels in the presence of an extraterrestrial spacecraft.
Command approved for the operatives to set up around the Holden Club due to a rise in extraterrestrial deaths in Wisconsin, and three agents were stationed inside.
Due to the hastiness of this operation, the agents were not properly prepared, and didn’t have standard-issue lapel cameras on hand. Fortunately, SCP-7513 was recording the incident on its phone, the transcription can be read below.
[BEGIN LOG] <Camera feed starts, it is a closeup of SCP-7513’s face> SCP-7513: Okay, I’m recording. I’m making this for uhhh… evidence? Might get murdered tonight and I’m kinda scared about that.
<It sighs> SCP-7513: Listen, I like Georgie, but she seems, I don’t know… too good to be true? I have a bad feeling about this.
<It pauses, wiping its forehead of sweat> SCP-7513: Maybe it’s because she’s the only real person who contacted me after all of these ghostings and uh… people pretending to be aliens, yannow?
<SCP-7513 takes multiple deep breaths in and out.> SCP-7513: Alright… I’m ready… <SCP-7513 puts the camera in its pocket, covering the view partially> SCP-7513: I’m just gonna be cheesy about it, yeah? This is a fake flower that sprays water… yeah… yeah… I’m just a funny guy, playing a lil joke, haha.
<SCP-7513 exits its car and enters the Holden Club, immediately making its way over to the rear of the building> <Camera shakes as SCP-7513 approaches the back wall and walks nearby it, scanning the crowd for POI-481> SCP-7513: Georgie?
<Redacted for brevity. The following five minutes consist of SCP-7513 searching for POI-481, and asking other people about POI-481’s whereabouts.> SCP-7513: God damn, where i- ???: I’ve been waiting for ya, darlin~!
<Camera shakes, a brief shot of a gigantic hornet (POI-481) bursting through the walls of the Holden Club is shown.> SCP-7513: HOLY SHIT!
<Chaos erupts within the building, as many of the attendees, SCP-7513 included, attempt to flee the scene.> <SCP-7513 takes out its phone and holds it on POI-481 as it flies through the air. The embedded Foundation agents take out their firearms and fire at the entity. Several civilians take out weapons and attempt to take it down> SCP-7513: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
<POI-481 flies at SCP-7513, picking it up and flying into the air. The footage is shaky footage of the club’s wall.> POI-481: Heya, Forrest~. Glad you could make it~!
SCP-7513: GEORGIE!?
POI-481: Hiya, hun~!
<POI-481 giggles> SCP-7513: Shit… fuck… fuck! FUCK!! PUT ME DOWN!!
POI-481: No can do, hun~. Got a queen that needs a king.
<Audio is drowned out by a loud droning noise. This coincides with the arrival of an extraterrestrial spacecraft appearing over the venue.> SCP-7513: Fuck! FUCK!! HELP ME!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
<Multiple gunshots are heard, one piercing SCP-7513’s skin on its leg.> SCP-7513: FUCK!!! PLEASE!!! SOMEONE!!! HELP! FUCKING HELP ME!!! PLEASE!!!
POI-481: Oh, darlin’… we ain’t gon’ kill ya! You’ll be lovin’ yer new life as a King, I tell ya!
<SCP-7513’s pleas turn into ineligible screams. The footage turns upwards, revealing the spaceship. The portal inside opens, showing a massive interior similar to that of a beehive. Various massive hornets similar to POI-481 are seen faintly inside the ship.> SCP-7513: NO!!! NO!!!! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!
<Footage blurs as SCP-7513 falls to the ground, letting go of its cell phone for a brief moment before grabbing it again. Field reports show that SCP-7513 utilized the fake flower on its shirt’s ability to spray water to blind POI-481, before using its sharp edge to pry itself free from POI-481.> <SCP-7513 is caught by a civilian and quickly flees the scene. The footage ends abruptly> [END LOG] POI-481 entered the ship and disappeared with the rest of its species. Its whereabouts are currently unknown. No casualties were reported. Witnesses were amnesticized and the cover story of structural failure was given to the media.
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