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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4279 is kept disassembled in an anomalous item storage vault at the high-energy physics lab of Site-33. Alteration to a component of SCP-4279 before assembly requires approval from site command. Testing of a reassembled SCP-4279 must be conducted at an off-site explosives testing range and activated remotely. All items produced by SCP-4279 are to be contained and disposed of in accordance to standard procedures for radioactive waste.
Description: SCP-4279 is a device separated into 7 components, marked one through seven on attached documentation, with the following descriptions handwritten in Urdu: Power Supply Lead Ion Collider Recombination Vessel (Mk. II: post-Iron metals) Element Extruder (Mk. V: Hydrogen through Plutonium) Molecular Assembler (Mk. III: Fizzier champagne) Output Tray Command Input When assembled, SCP-4279 uses electrical power to generate and assemble matter into theoretically any molecular or atomic form based on pre-programmed designs, the coding language of which has been reverse engineered by Foundation programmers.
Items created by SCP-4279, however, invariably produce high amounts of gamma, alpha, and neutron radiation, making them immediately lethal to nearby organic life and posing a lasting ecological threat to the nearby environment. Ongoing research of SCP-4279's components have yet to identify which are responsible for the radioactive side-effect.
Addendum 4279-1: Discovery SCP-4279 was discovered on 2017/08/17 when embedded agents in the Pakistani government alerted the Foundation of an anomalous radiological disaster at a facility owned by Khan Research Laboratories1 in the city of Kahuta, Pakistan. MTF Unit Beta-7 ("Maz Hatters") dispatched a Curie-class drone remote-controlled via insulated wired connection upon measuring a constant radiation rate of 625 mSv/s2 at a distance of 1.4 km from the source.
The drone measured a radiation rate of 7220 mSv/s at a distance of 30m before making visual contact. The video feed identified a single, unopened bottle of champagne sitting on the output tray of SCP-4279 as the source. SCP-4279 was surrounded by multiple cadavers dressed in military uniform and one in a lab coat with a patch bearing the • • • • • • • words: Dr. Tanzil Baqri, Research Lead. The bottle was contained within a concrete container with a lead-boron lining by remote-controlled drone.
Addendum 4279-2: Log of Created Items from Command Input List of items recovered from the Command Input component's on-board memory translated from Urdu: Date Program name Item created 2016/04/02 Water 160 g of gaseous oxygen, 20 g of gaseous hydrogen 2016/06/21 Rice 1 kg of rice starch 2016/09/29 Chick peas 50 g of pureed chick peas 2016/11/13 Water 180 g of liquid water 2016/12/14 Rice 1 kg of hulled rice 2017/02/28 Cup of water 180 g of liquid water in a 200 mL plastic cup 2017/03/01 Bottle of champagne A 500 mL bottle of champagne 2017/03/01 Bottle of champagne (large) A 1 liter bottle of champagne 2017/03/01 Untitled-2017-03-01 One latex condom 2017/03/02 Untitled-2017-03-02 One 500 g bar of dark chocolate 2017/04/11 I don't have to wait A golden replica of the Nobel Prize in physics, dated 2017 2017/04/19 Helium-3 3 kg of 3He in a 500 mL steel canister 2017/05/15 Untitled-2017-05-15 20 100-mg pills of sertraline3 2017/05/15 Bottle of scotch One 750 mL bottle of single malt scotch whiskey 2017/05/29 For the historians Golden bust of Dr. Tanzil Baqri 2017/05/30 Better idea Platinum bust of Dr. Tanzil Baqri 2017/07/15 Untitled-2017-07-15 One 200 mg dose of Mifepristone4 2017/07/28 Untitled-2017-07-28 A wooden placard reading "You Still Helped The World" 2017/07/28 Untitled-2017-03-02 One 500 g bar of dark chocolate 2017/07/28 Bottle of scotch One 750 mL bottle of single malt scotch whiskey 2017/08/05 Untitled-2017-08-05 One 500 g container of concealer makeup 2017/08/15 Something nice for the generals One silk dress interlaced with diamonds 2017/08/15 Bottle of champagne One 500 mL bottle of champagne 2017/08/17 Bottle of champagne One 500 mL bottle of champagne made entirely from unstable isotopes Addendum 4279-3: Recovered Note The following was discovered inside the Command Input component during initial disassembly at Site-33.
To Dr. Baqri, I hope the champagne was fizzy enough this time. Enjoy it.
Aisha Osmani, (former) PhD candidate Footnotes 1. A weapons and high energy physics laboratory administrated by the Pakistani Armed Forces 2. millisieverts per second 3. Antidepressant originally marketed under the name Zoloft 4. An abortifacient advised for use within the first 49 days of pregnancy « SCP-4278 | SCP-4279 | SCP-4280 » _ccelectricalradioactivereviewers-spotlightsafescptooltransfiguration page revision: 17, last edited: 02 Jun 2023 09:32 Edit Rate (+98) Tags Discuss (18) History Files Print Site tools + Options Edit Sections Append Edit Meta Watchers Backlinks Page Source Parent Lock Page Rename Delete Help  | Terms of Service  | Privacy  | Report a bug  | Flag as objectionable Powered by Wikidot.com Unless otherwise stated, the content of this page is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 License Click here to edit contents of this page.
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