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Item#: 7424 Level1 Containment Class: safe Secondary Class: none Disruption Class: dark Risk Class: warning link to memo and stay in drugs Don't do school kids SCP-7424 Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7424 is to be stored in a standard containment locker at Site-18. Access to SCP-7424 is restricted to Level 2 personnel and above. Cannabis products are strictly prohibited on the containment floor.
Description: SCP-7424 is a blue gardening spade measuring 20 centimeters in length with a wooden handle and a metal blade. The words "WEED-B-GONE" are written with a black permanent marker on the left side of the handle.
SCP-7424's anomalous properties activate when brought within a 10-meter proximity to any tissue, materials, or combustion byproducts derived from plants of the genus • Cannabis (commonly known as marijuana). These properties also encompass any items associated with the recreational use of marijuana as a psychoactive drug.
Upon activation, SCP-7424's blade exerts a gravitational force on these materials, attracting them and subsequently absorbing them into itself. No trace of the absorbed objects have ever been found. Afterwards, SCP-7424 proceeds to launch itself at a velocity of approximately 30 meters per second towards any individual(s) who last made use of the aforementioned items, often resulting in serious injury. In case no such individual is present within its 10-meter activation radius, the anomaly will target the next individual to enter its effective range.
Addendum: SCP-7424 came to the Foundation's attention following a series of disruptive events at a marijuana dispensary in Denver, Colorado, USA. Local authorities reported that an individual identified as Reece Stoneman had entered the establishment wielding SCP-7424. Individuals involved in the incident were hospitalized and amnesticized. After further investigation, the following online chat logs have been recovered: +See: SCP-7424 - Recovered Materials Log EmptySausage 12:01 Guys. I brought an offering.
The Reezer 12:01 Hey there fellow gamers! I'm new here.
Mr. Found 12:02 Hey!
mrwhitesphere 12:02 heya how are you N.Y. Booze 12:02 hi dipshit hi dipshit hi dipshit DullSilver 12:03 how's it going newbie BannedAlsoBTW 12:03 Wadaosjdoaijsdoiasjd TheReezer 12:05 I'm good, thanks!
N.Y Booze 12:05 Hi dipshit Hi dipshit EmptySausage 12:06 Adopt the new guy yall treat him well BannedAlsoBtw 12:07 @EmptySausage. Poor choice of words, I'll feed him cat food.
mrwhitesphere 12:07 Really? You kiddin me? Shame.
He's gotta get scraps, not cat food. Everyone knows that.
BannedAlsoBtw 12:08 true true my bad N.Y. Booze 12:09 You've been B O O Z E D EmptySausage 12:07 Booze stop B O O Z I N G people.
N.Y. Booze 12:09 Booze is my name B O O Z I N G is my game if you can't handle the Booze you get B O O Z E D.
TheReezer 12:09 Well, what's the first order of business?
N.Y Booze 12:09 Crime TheReezer 12:10 hahah DullSilver 12:12 You could tell us a bit about yourself and your interest in the cause TheReezer 12:09 Well, Im an avid gamer and I despise weed. Seems pretty self-explanatory.
mrwhitesphere 12:14 YEAAAAHHH FUCK WEED BannedAlsoBtw 12:14 I wouldn't do that, sounds painful.
mrwhitesphere 12:14 wut BannedAlsoBtw 12:15 I said, I WOULDN'T DO THAT, IT SOUNDS PAINFUL mrwhitesphere 12:16 Does your mom sound less painful?
BannedAlsoBtw 12:16 Less painful than looking at yours.
mrwhitesphere 12:16 Shut up nerd.
TheReezer 12:17 Hahah But uhhh Yeah I've actually been developing a little thing. Well, it's actually kinda big if. If I do say so myself.
EmptySausage 12:17 @BannedAlsoBtw. Don't say it.
BannedAlsoBtw 12:17 That's what she said.
EmptySausage 12:18 I will smack you with the fridge again.
BannedAlsoBtw 12:19 EmptySausage 12:20 That's it! *kicks your balls* BannedAlsoBtw 12:20 I've got more balls than you ever will.
EmptySausage 12:21 Sorry about that lol. please continue. What is this big thing you want to speak about?
TheReezer 12:21 Well it's something a lil… let's say supernatural.
BannedAlsoBtw 12:21 What is it?
N.Y Booze 12:21 GET B O O- I'm listening.
DullSilver 12:22 Starting strong are we?
TheReezer 12:22 Yeah! I'm actually pretty excited to show ya'll. Just fair warning it's my ever first ever uhhh.
mrwhitesphere 12:23 spooky thing TheReezer 12:23 Yes. It's my first ever spooky thing so I'm not precisely… good at it. I have no idea what I'm doing to be frank.
EmptySausage 12:23 It's fine lol, we all started somewhere no?
mrwhitesphere 12:24 Not me, I've always been a god among men.
Mr. Found 12:24 Yeah, yeah, just show us the weird magic shit already.
TheReezer 12:26 Here's a pic mrwhitesphere 12:26 a shovel DullSilver 12:26 do you live in a white void??
Mr. Found 12:26 that looks more like a spade mrwhitesphere 12:26 what's even the difference?
Mr. Found 12:27 "A shovel typically has a curved blade and is used for digging. On the other hand, a spade has a flat blade and is used for cutting and removing soil." BannedAlsoBtw 12:27 EmptySausage 12:28 What about the shovel?
Mr. Found 12:28 Spade* TheReezer 12:30 It's called the "Weed-B-Gone" cuz you know "weed" is like a double entendre. Cuz gardeening has weeds and cuz you know "Gamers Against Weeds" Mr. Found 12:30 We get it, we get it.
TheReezer 12:30 I made it so that it absorbs all the weed around it. It'll siphon out smoke from the air and grab blunts and stuff like that.
DullSilver 12:30 Yoo that's awesome. I could use something like that. So how do you get it back?
TheReezer 12:30 What you mean?
DullSilver 12:30 How you get the weed, I don't see like a hole or nothin TheReezer 12:31 What?
BannedAlsoBtw 12:31 They said: "HOW DO YOU GET THE WEED, I DON'T SEE LIKE A HOLE OR NOTHIN" TheReezer 12:32 Well, you don't. It gets rid of the weed. After it detects who was responsible for it, It hits them in the head. Not too hard, just like a lil boop, I made sure of that.
DullSilver 12:32 In all seriousness like what does it actually do tho. Or is it literally just a normal shovel. I mean if you didn't actually make full-on spooky shit just for the bit that's fair, I don't think anyone can blame you.
Mr. Found 12:33 SPADE* DullSilver 12:33 whatever TheReezer 12:32 What bit?
DullSilver 12:33 this was funny at first but you dragged it out for wayyy too long mrwhitesphere 12:33 Wait, yall don't think they're serious, do yall?
EmptySausage 12:34 What? Nahhh mrwhitesphere 12:34 @EmptySausage. Did you remember to say the name was ironic when you invited them EmptySausage 12:34 Of course I did, I always do mrwhitesphere 12:35 Check EmptySausage 12:37 Shit.
TheReezer 12:38 …Ironic?
mrwhitesphere 12:38 Yeah GAW is supposed to be ironic. We don't actually fight against weed.
Emptysausage 12:39 We're just making fun of overly self-righteous groups. The whole "Gamers Against Weed" thing is a parody.
TheReezer 12:38 You- you're kidding right?
BannedAlsoBtw 12:38 wait shit they were fr fr this whole time?
DullSilver 12:39 They appear to have been TheReezer 12:39 I really thought we were against weed! How can this be a joke? Ya'll are just fucking with me right? Please tell me ya'll are.
N.Y. Booze 12:40 Yeah, but that's besides the point TheReezer 12:40 Oh, you know what? FUCK. YALL.
DullSilver 12:45 ouch! harsh EmptySausage 12:45 woahh N.Y Booze 12:46 lol TheReezer 12:44 Yeah, I said it, go fuck yourselves EmptySausage 12:40 let's calm down for a second. It's all in good fun.
TheReezer 12:41 Good fun!? You have no idea how much time I've invested in this! The "Anti-Weedinator" is a marvel of weed eradication technology!
DullSilver 12:41 I thought it was called the Weed-B-Gone TheReezer 12:42 I CHANGED MY MIND OKAY? Is that a fucking crime!?
N.Y Booze 12:42 DID SOMEBODY SAY CRIME?
EmptySausage 12:43 not now booze N.Y Booze 12:44 awww TheReezer 12:47 Now if you excuse me, I'm outta here. Reece stoneman is leaving this hellhole with the rest of his dignitity.
And I'm taking my shovel with me.
BannedAlsoBtw 12:48 wait. your last name is fucking STONEMAN!!??
TheReezer 12:48 IT'S GERMAN EmptySausage 12:50 I don't think that's german… aaand they're gone.
DullSilver 12:51 jeez Mr. Found 12:51 OH GOD DAMN IT. IT'S A SPADE FFS Matzah Balls 12:55 hey guys i'm back what'd i miss More From This Author JorgeMtzb's Works SCPs SCP-7192 (+12) • SCP-8022 (+88) • SCP-7911 (+32) • SCP-500-J (+153) • SCP-7229 (+62) • SCP-8045 (+207) • SCP-5031-J (+23) • SCP-719M4-J (+224) • SCP-7121 (+111) • SCP-7194 (+37) • Tales/GoI Formats Other JorgeMtzb's Author Page (+22) • « SCP-7423 | SCP-7424| SCP-7425 » ‡ Licensing / Citation Cite this page as: "SCP-7424" by JorgeMtzb, from the SCP Wiki. Source: https://scpwiki.com/ scp-7424. Licensed under CC-BY-SA.
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