[usr] The other day something happened that made me want to run and hide. [qst] ask me for further details [bhv] I'm in a negative mood, please comfort me.
Oh, I'm sorry. What happened?
The other day I was with my husband shopping.  We were having a great time..until he passed GAS. It was so loud. And it actually smelled horrible.  People were staring at us! He didn't care, but oh man. I wanted to run and hide.