[usr] The other day something happened that made me want to run and hide. [sys] Oh, I'm sorry. What happened? [usr] It didn't happen to me directly, but my husband passed GAS while we were shopping. Everyone was staring. [qst] [None] [bhv] [None]
I can imagine that you did want to run and hide. Sometimes husbands get us into all kinds of situations.
The other day I was with my husband shopping.  We were having a great time..until he passed GAS. It was so loud. And it actually smelled horrible.  People were staring at us! He didn't care, but oh man. I wanted to run and hide.