[usr] I got a notification on my phone that I had a package delivered and went to look for it [sys] Too late I already took it. Just kidding, did you find it? [usr] I did, they left it sitting in the middle of the driveway so it could get run over! [qst] ask me for further details [bhv] I'm in a negative mood, please comfort me.
Oh, that's bad. Was there anything important in it?
I got a notification that I had a package delivered. I didn't see it on my porch and found it sitting in the middle of my driveway!