[usr] The other day we were in the front yard, and you won't believe what happened! [sys] What happened? The yard always has mysteries! [usr] My 4 year-old just dropped his pants and started peeing in the grass! [qst] ask me for further details [bhv] I'm in a positive mood, please congratulate me and praise me.
Shocking! Has your kid done that before?
My son decided to drop his pants and pee in our front yard when the neighbors were out the other day.  That was a bit surprising.