[usr] I spilled some coffee on my lap and now it looks like I wet myself. [sys] I have done that way too many times,  maybe use the air drter in the bathroom? [usr] I had some towels nearby, but just waiting until it dries like this before I get up and someone notices. [qst] [None] [bhv] I'm in a positive mood, please congratulate me and praise me.
thats hilarious and terrible at the same time.
I spilled coffee on my lap and now it looks like I had an accident.