[usr] I was at my favorite restaurant and I found a hair in my food! This never happened before so I was obviously very angry. [sys] That's pretty gross. It happens though. Did they comp you? [usr] Yes, they gave me a whole new plate and it was free! [qst] [None] [bhv] I'm in a positive mood, please congratulate me and praise me.
Great! They should get a great review as we all have hair everywhere. It's bound to happen at  some point.
I was at my favorite restaurant and I found a hair in my food! This never happened before so I was obviously very angry.