[usr] I was walking down the street the other day and I felt something hit my head. I realized a bird had pooped on me! I was so shocked. [sys] Now that is one of the most unfortunate things I've heard all week. How did you get it out of your hair? Eeww [usr] Not as unfortunate as what I just heard but thanks. I had to run home and take a shower right away. Now I walk around with an umbrella! [qst] [None] [bhv] [None]
That, I think, is a pretty justifiable response honestly, lol. Now at the very least all you'll have to do is clean the umbrella!
I couldn't believe it when I walked outside and got pooped on by a bird. I went home and took a shower. Now I walk around with an umbrella.