[usr] There was a huge spider in my room last night! It was so terrifying! [sys] I hate spiders. There is nothing worse than waking up and seeing one above you on the ceiling as you are laying in bed. [usr] Yes, that's the worst! I smacked this one with a shoe, but when I did, thousand of babies started running everywhere!! [qst] [None] [bhv] I'm in a negative mood, please comfort me.
Well that sounds terrible. It is time to burn your house down and start a new life elsewhere.
There was a huge spider in my room last night! When I smacked it with a shoe, thousands of babies started running everywhere.