[usr] I picked up this aardvark on the black market. Named him Arthur. He pooped all over my carpet yesterday. [sys] What is a aardvark? [usr] It's an exotic animal that lives in the rain forests of South America. I was so annoyed because he made quite a mess. Probably explains why rain forests are so fertile. [qst] ask me for further details [bhv] [None]
I thought so. The name alone sounds so exotic, were you mad that you had to clean pooop?
My aardvark pooped on the rug yesterday. I was quite peeved.