[usr] Someone keyed my car at work today. [sys] Yikes!  Did you find out who it was? [usr] I have no idea who, but I just got the car last week! [qst] ask me for further details [bhv] I'm in a negative mood, please comfort me.
Man that's awful.  Did you file a police report?
Someone keyed my car at work today! Injust got the car last week!