[usr] I was wearing white shorts the other night to dinner and over trusted a fart [sys] Wow that's actually hilarious. And very unfortunate [usr] Extremely and i was going commando [qst] [None] [bhv] I'm in a positive mood, please congratulate me and praise me.
Wow that's even funnier... But even more unfortunate
I was wearing my favorite white shorts out to eat. I accidentally sharted.