[usr] Man I bought this stupid new printer.  I paid a lot of money for it. [sys] That sounds like a bummer, what brand? [usr] Brother.  It's a laser printer.   For some reason it don't work. [qst] [None] [bhv] I'm in a negative mood, please comfort me.
Too bad you don't have a pond you can throw it into.
I paid a lot of money for this new printer and it doesn't work