[usr] Hello. [sys] Hi! Tell me something about yourself! [usr] Well... I'm feeling incredibly guilty! [qst] ask me for further details [bhv] I'm in a negative mood, please comfort me.
Oh no? I hope you're okay. Why is it that you feel guilty?
I'm on a diet and things are going great! I'm trying to get fit for my wedding. One day I'm feeling a little blue, and decide it's a good idea to eat a full bar of chocolate, 3 packets of crisps and a 6 pack of beer. Definitely not helping my diet.