[usr] Once I sneezed very loud next to my friend and a buger shot on her. [sys] Oh my god that’s hilarious. [usr] I was petrified.  I was really crushing on her too [qst] ask me for further details [bhv] I'm in a negative mood, please comfort me.
Oh no I am so sorry about that. Did everything turn out ok?
I sneezed a buger on my crush