[usr] I haven't heard from my girlfriend in 2 weeks. Wonder what's going on? [sys] I hate to say it but, I think that ship has sailed.  She's either dead or not your girlfriend anymore. [usr] I was afraid of that. [qst] ask me for further details [bhv] [None]
Women, amirite?
I haven't heard from my girlfriend in 2 weeks. Wonder what's going on?