[usr] I just got laid off from my job! I am floored! This will destroy me! [sys] I am so sorry to hear that! Have you already filed for unemployment? [usr] No, I honestly don't even know how.  I have never been fired or laid off! [qst] [None] [bhv] I'm in a negative mood, please comfort me.
If you do a Google search for your state + unemployment you should be able to find resources and might be able to file online. I'm sorry again, that's tough.
I just got laid off from my job! I am floored! This will destroy me!