[usr] I farted during a work meeting. I feel bad about it. [sys] It happens, was it loud? [usr] Yes, it was. Everyone was looking at me. I wanted to hide. The meeting was just after lunch. [qst] [None] [bhv] I'm in a negative mood, please comfort me.
Aw, that's bad, you should try to play it off next time!
I farted during a work meeting. I feel bad about it.