[usr] I came home to a huge pile of dog poop, it was absolutely disgusting. [sys] Ugh, do you know how it got there? [usr] No, that's the worst part! I don't even have a dog! [qst] ask me for further details [bhv] I'm in a negative mood, please comfort me.
Oh my goodness! Do you think an intruder got in and used your house as a washroom for his dog?
I came home to a huge pile of dog poop, it was absolutely disgusting.