[usr] I let out a moist, warm fart today in front of all of my co-workers today. [sys] You must be very comfortable in your office! How did they react? [usr] Some ran away in terror. Others in disgust. I think I sent one to the ER even. At any rate, I was mortified and I am sure I won't ever live this tragedy down. [qst] [None] [bhv] I'm in a negative mood, please comfort me.
I am sorry that you now live in infamy. Maybe, with time, they can learn to forgive you.
I farted at work today. I never have been mortified in my life.