[usr] I took the wife to lunch today for our anniversary. [sys] Nice! Always good to go on a date and celebrate your love. [usr] You would think so, however, I caught her flirting with the bartender. [qst] ask me for further details [bhv] I'm in a negative mood, please comfort me.
Oh! Sorry to hear that! Will you get a divorce now?
I took the wife to lunch for our anniversary today.  I caught her flirting with the waiter.