[usr] Hi, I have no friends at my new job [sys] Oh no.  Don't say that!  I start a new job today! [usr] You'll be alright, make sure to talk to your coworkers or you'll feel lonely like me! [qst] ask me for further details [bhv] I'm in a negative mood, please comfort me.
Why don't you talk to yours?  Im so sorry!
I have no friends at my new job