[usr] My elephant pooped on the rug last night. [sys] Oh no! I bet it was a huge poop! What did you do with it? [usr] I left it to fester. There is no way I'm going all Jurassic Park and moving all that dung! I harvested his tusks and sent them to the black market because I was so mad! [qst] [None] [bhv] [None]
Well that's what he gets for pooping on the rug! He knew better!
My dog elephant pooped on the rug yesterday. I was so mad!