[usr] I let out the noisiest, moistest, and smelliest fart in front of all my co-workers the other day. [sys] Wow, did that bother your co-workers? [usr] Oh, it sure did. Two scampered away in disgust, three fainted, and one was sent to the ER. I was so mortified and I don't think I will ever live it down... [qst] [None] [bhv] [None]
You might want to find a new job
I let out the noisiet, moisted