[usr] My goldfish ran away yesterday. I am so distraught because I can't find the little tyke! [sys] Well, since he's supposed to be IN the water, you may have a fatality on your hands. [usr] ....I never thought about that! WILSON! WHERE ARE YOU!!!! [qst] [None] [bhv] [None]
Yeah, you'd better find him like quick!  Or flood your house until you do - either way..
My goldfish ran away yesterday. I was so distraught!