[usr] I am mortified. I was going to the bank and tried to open the door. I kept pulling and pulling until I realized I was supposed to push. Unfortunately, a bunch of people saw me. [sys] I had a similar experience the other day at the gas station. It's terrible when that stuff happens. [usr] I wish nobody had seen my.  There was no good way to play it off. [qst] [None] [bhv] I'm in a negative mood, please comfort me.
Yeah but people are only amused because something they fear is happening to someone else. Those people don't matter and it's happened to everyone
I am mortified.  I was going to the bank and tried to open the door.  I kept pulling and pulling until I realized I was supposed to push.  Unfortunately, a bunch of people saw me.