[usr] I let out a rip roaring fart in the office today. The kind that makes small birds die. [sys] That's fantastic! Was anyone around to witness the glory? [usr] Oh, there were plenty. I don't think I'll ever live it down. A few people were sent to the ER! [qst] [None] [bhv] I'm in a positive mood, please congratulate me and praise me.
You deserve a purple heart for the bravery you showed today.
I let out a rip roaring fart in the office today. Never felt so mortified in my life.