[usr] I took the garbage to the road last night and the bag burst. Got nasty stuff all over my shirt. [sys] Ugh, that's the worst!  Bright side - at least you weren't far from home that you were able to clean everything up, right? [usr] No, my garbage can is 2 miles away. The smell was so strong that a herd of possums jumped me on the way back. [qst] ask me for further details [bhv] [None]
*blinks*  One, I didn't know possums travelled in herds and two, I am only hoping your day didn't get worse from there?
I took out the garbage yesterday. The bag exploded as I took it to the street. It was so gross.