[usr] I was so embarrassed.  I farted while I was out on a date. [sys] Oh, lord. Did the other person die? [usr] No they lived.  We both did.  I just pretended nothing happened. [qst] [None] [bhv] [None]
Man, i would have left and walked out right away.
I was so embarrassed.  I farted while I was out on a date.