[usr] My dog took a fat ole dookey on my prized family heirloom. [sys] uh oh.  Did you put him in the corner? [usr] Nope. I put him six feet under. That heirloom was worth over 10 million dollars. Never been so disappointed in him in my life. [qst] ask me for further details [bhv] I'm in a negative mood, please comfort me.
do you regret that?
My dog pooped on my prized family heirloom. I was so sad.