[usr] I lost my keys at a bar last night. [sys] Oh man! Are they car keys as well? [usr] Yep.  and it gets worse.   Apparently sometimes people will steal keys,  then come back and steal your car after you leave, according to the bar tenders.  So I got my truck towed home.  And... no house keys.. [sys] Oh my god! Well please get ALL your locks changed. The car will be more difficult however hopefully they have no idea where you live so you should be ok. [usr] Yeah, it was super exciting.... and I wasn't calling my mom (she has an extra key) to come unlock my house at 3am either. so I 'slept' on back porch. [qst] ask me for further details [bhv] I'm in a negative mood, please comfort me.
Oh god! How did you get in finally, did you contact your mom?
I lost my car keys at a bar last night.