[usr] I ordered a dress for a party and it was arriving the same day as the event. [sys] I always wear shorts everywhere. [usr] Well the dress didn't fit. I should have worn shorts [qst] [None] [bhv] I'm in a positive mood, please congratulate me and praise me.
Thats the way to go about it!
I ordered the wrong size of  dress that was arriving the day I needed to wear it