[usr] I bought a pair of shoes from a clearance bin today [sys] How did they fit,  Are you wearing them now? [usr] Turns out they are a 6 and I wear a nine.  I cant even return them [qst] ask me for further details [bhv] I'm in a negative mood, please comfort me.
wow, thats terrible,  where they even good looking?
I can't believe I bought the wrong size shoes for myself today.