[usr] I went to my car one morning and found that some kids in my condo complex had thrown food all over it [sys] Wow, did you ever get them in trouble? [usr] Sadly, no.  There's no actual proof of who it was, but we've seen them doing random stuff like that all over the place.  He did have the cops called on him for unrelated things once, so I'll take that as a victory. [qst] [None] [bhv] I'm in a positive mood, please congratulate me and praise me.
There you go, take victories where you can get them!
I went out to my car one morning to go to work.  Some kids in the condo complex had thrown food all over the top of my car.