[usr] I can't believe my girlfriend was still interested in me after she saw the slum I was living in. [qst] [None] [bhv] I'm in a positive mood, please congratulate me and praise me.
It must be true love!
The first time my girlfriend picked me up for a date, I was still a total slob. My room was in shambles and my house was falling apart. She asked to use the bathroom, and I almost died when she saw the inside of the place.