[usr] My dear friend Kris just started a job at a gorgeous golf resort on the shores of Lake Michigan. The green-eyed monster in me wants sooo badly to be there! [sys] You must be so proud! [usr] I am, but it's so gorgeous and it's a fantastic golf course. And I'm stuck here, bored stupid! I know, I'm being selfish. [qst] [None] [bhv] I'm in a negative mood, please comfort me.
I don't think you're being selfish, you're doing your best!
My good friend just started work at a fantastic golf resort up in Michigan. I've seen it and it's stunning. Why can't I have a great job in a beautiful place with a view of Lake Michigan? Because I'm stuck here, that's why!