“I graduated with honors on the Dean’s list, was top of my OCS class, and have two doctorates! I can figure out a friggin’ circuit board!”  John almost argued, resisting the urge to debate the legitimacy of his degrees, when Shane flicked an ominous red switch.  After a moment a slight breeze flowed through the craft.  The ventilation fans came back online.  Shane spun around with a huge smile and triumphantly fired two middle fingers at John, which he began to bobble up and down.  