"Mares and Gentle-Colts. Please, be seated -- and thank you for attending this prestigious event!" His voice booms, carrying across the park. The general bustle and buzz among the stands quickly dies down to a hush, as the final few take to their seats. Sparkles and psuedo-fireworks gently soar and crackle, located primarily around the stage to punctuate the announcement. Some of the younger ones in the crowd are wowed, but I mote the parents have yet to look impressed. Probably because they're thinking of the enrollment cost, not the light show.