"Somehow, I preferred it boring," Cadance muttered. "After you came back I spent most of my wedding trapped in a cave by an overgrown bug, then some junkie trapped under the ice almost took my kingdom and my husband had to throw me down the tower..." Cadance sighed. "Then I had to drag Discord's pimped-out carriage across the half of Equestria to fight a big motherfucking sandworm and later a big, frozen cloud almost fell on my head." For a moment Cadance was breathing heavily to calm herself down. It didn't help. "My life was saved by Spike. Get it? SPIKE!" Cadance rolled her eyes. 