"You sound better at least. No more whining like a little pup that just lost his first crush. I mean you are what like 2 or 3 years old. You can't go crying over a mate that isn't even yours. There are more out there then you can shake a stick at. Just don't really shake a stick at them or they will bite your ass." This caused both of us to start laughing at the thought of me having to try to protect my rear from becoming some female dog's chew toy.