“Yep, it’s completely true,” Coldheart said with a nod. “It was one of the first things they taught us in medical school. Earth ponies are the tightest, have the best flanks, and are the most fertile. We’re also the most thoughtful lovers and we’re known for making the best candies, cakes, and pies. I’m pretty sure we’re also the cutest and the best cuddlers but don’t quote me on that.”