Pivoting on your heel, you survey the lavish chamber with an air of studied nonchalance. Plush settees and tasseled ottomans festoon the space in rich jewel tones, all arranged facing an immense hearth carved from gleaming black marble veined with streaks of cosmic dust. The perfect staging for a royal audience, you muse. Or perhaps simply somewhere for Equestria's regal sovereigns to recline in opulent repose while receiving honored guests…