"Well, like I said, it’s annoying," Whirlwind said, waving a hoof dismissively. "How's a guy supposed to find a good doe when his friend actively blocks all of them. I mean, why!? I just don't get it. You'd think as a friend she'd want to see me be happy. I mean yeah, I'm not the most tied down stag around and it’s probably best I don't go breaking any hearts until I get a tad more settled, but come on. You think that's it? I mean aside from mothering over me because of a busted spike on my antler."