I  am seriously beginning to grow concerned with things in Ponyville, and  your diction indicates things are not improving for you personally. That  said I thank you somewhat belatedly for the clarification, but my mind  was on things a bit more important and only recently did I re-read your  postscript. Further, your irreverence is both refreshing, and  infuriating. As such I have taken the liberty to arrange such that your  next shipment of preferred coffee will be unavailable in Ponyville for  at least two weeks, out of concern of possible tampering.