That did it, playing on the chance that this Guard was a Middle pony and he'd be one of those that looked down on the Lower ponies. With his own laughter, he said, "Those uneducated saps, can't even recognize one of our nation's allies." The guard tossed the notepad into a pile of other notepads that had sign above saying today's date. "Just pass through the bug detector light and you'll be good to go."