I feel Midnight shift slightly underneath me in the shoulder and back area – evidently an attempt at a shrug that I can't see from this angle. "You get to act like a dumbass all the time, and I'm a little bored – so I figured why not take a stab at it tonight?" she answers back confidently. "The massage was an added bonus – though I really would have preferred attention to my hooves. I had to work my ass off to make up for you today."