Estelar Siete Pureza Ébanoscudo was not quite sure what had just happened. Her current lover, a young unicorn colt from the Schola Magia of Canterlot, had been knocked out of his chair and was only starting to recover. The Specialist Artemisa Sparkshower had been raining tears against the tuft of the Specialist Lirio Glamerspear. And the Corporal Honouria Bound looked somewhat displeased at the Engineer Royal's suggestion of combining the shopping voyages.