“Oh, come off it Chris, I didn’t mean it that way!” Tara exclaimed. “I was just saying she couldn’t find her own ass with a map and a flashlight, much less someone’s scrotes. Besides, ‘Ring Lords’? Christ Almighty. The books have been out there for years, and the movies are on Blu-ray! There is no way she should have gotten the name wrong! Why the hell is she on this trip anyway? She’ll probably act worse than in Equestria.” Her voice turned high pitched, trying to mimic the Gimli human. “‘Oh, why is there no internet? Where’s the room service? Oh, disgusting, they are naked! I can see their schlongs!’”