"No can do sir, I've got strict orders from the princesses to bring you back as soon as possible! My team risked a lot to retrieve you!" the speaker declared. You opened your mouth to say something else about that, but felt the momentum shift as your kidnapper... rescuer, whatever they were, turn a corner... apparently a little too wide, as you felt your head make contact with a wall that made your body went slack and consciousness fade out. Worst. Rescue. Ever.