Look. Call me overly sensitive, but I wasn’t exactly keen on treating my pain receptors like second-class garbage. Weird, right? Let’s not forget that less than an hour ago, I came awfully close to a concussion after riding one demented cart ride, this, right before plowing down the most unsafe flight of stairs in the universe. Think I’ve sufficiently paid my ouchie toll for the day. Could feel it in my bones still; how’s that for some proof? I’ve done nothing but take my personal safety for granted, so now, the last thing I wanted was to be gutted like a piñata by two unstoppable creatures.