That there was me screaming out of agony after a rough encounter with Mother Equus. Normally, when you land on a slanted piece of ground after dropping from a height a little bit more extreme than what you’re used to, you roll to properly redistribute the impact. But when you have a foal on your back, it’s a bit more difficult, innit? So in order to not elbow drop my guest of honor, I landed flat on my four legs.