”Sure this palace has three princesses, but one’s been celibate for a thousand years. Between Luna coming back, and Cadance and Twilight’s ascensions, there’s been a bit of an explosion in the eligible princesses scene, hasn’t there? But Cadance got hitched and Luna’s got, ah, social and scheduling issues. Twilight was your only shot, wasn’t she? Is that all this was? Petty fucking jealousy, since that moment you realized I had this apparently dangerous combination of access to Twilight and some measure of responsibility?”