Your partner stares at you with narrowed eyes from across the breakfast table. Her puffy mane and coat stick every which way and refuse to lay flat. She had hoped to turn the shower into her own personal spa session, but she clearly underestimated your resolve to be done in time for hot pancakes. Instead of a pampering touch, she got a vigorous sudsing that cleansed fur, feathers, and mane with impunity. The fact that the guest shampoo had an annoyingly effeminate cherry blossom scent was just icing on the cake.