The current record keeper for longest avoidance of the guild master’s bloodhounds was some infamous professional smuggler by the name of Jack Knife, who had managed to smuggle in no less than three thousand pounds of processed sugar within the city limits ready to be traded off for a period of forty seven days, six hours, and twenty seven minutes. He had gotten a slap on the hoof, a fine for breaking the guild’s trust, and a free round of beer on the guild keeper’s tab for being such a magnificent bastard.