"I do, I really do... but Changelings don't have novels of our own. The only books we write are factual, things we'll use for infiltration, scheming, etc. The novels in the library are stuff we stole from the ponies. I'd... I'd really like to be the first Changeling novelist in all of Equestria and beyond, but I don't think that day will ever come unless Changelings ruled the world and had nothing left to conquer," Ap explained, tensing at the thought of her very own words, seemingly disgusted by it even.