“I’m glad you think so.” You gaze into her loving eyes and start scratching behind her ear to bleed off your already overflowing affection. A painful twinge jabs your chest, you love this little blue creature so much it actually hurts a bit. Her scent fills your lungs and you lose yourself in her magenta seas. You couldn’t possibly be more comfortable than you are now. And judging from her lack of fidgeting, neither could she. But all good things must come to an end.