“As I was saying, Braveheart showed us that early humans waged war almost the same way as we do. They had melee weapons quite like ours. They used swords, spears, and shields. In matters of mobilization, they rode beasts of burden, Earth Horses, to move around the battlefield. And they also used bows and arrows, like the Equestrian unicorns, and a very primitive version of our crossbows.” 