You’d been on a mostly vegetarian diet for as long as you remember but one thing that is apparent is that all your carnivorous cravings were still perfectly intact. You’d had a meat vendor in Ponyville, but he shut down shop due to lack of sales, and he didn’t have bacon. Your partner watches you with wide eyes as you devour the chewy slices of pork with ravenous appetite. She wasn’t put off, but she was impressed. You had just reached the epitome of existence. With bacon in your mouth and your mare at your side there was nothing more life could offer you. 