"You know, I once heard this little... is it a story? Can you call it one? Maybe it's like a verse, or a... a passage! Yes, a passage. I heard this little passage a long time ago. It always stuck with me, and I'd recite it when I was bored, or had nothing to do. Helped me remember it... and I really have to credit whoever made it up. Let's see if... right, ok."