“The Princesses have informed me that you have some information on Longsword and we’d like to talk to you about it. You are the first pony to escape from Longsword and we’d like to talk about your experience.” Seems, reasonable. Though I wish I’d stayed a little bit longer in Longsword. Luckily I have a fuck ton of trauma I can pull from to get a story that’ll helpfully meld together. Haha… I am in trouble. I need to pick my words carefully.