“Then I do my level best to use this screwdriver in my pocket to geld you, and that’s not a threat either. What the fuck is your problem with me? I made a unicorn fucking fly, and he survived the trip. I know you’ve heard the rumors of me almost killing princesses, and you probably saw that goofball bounce off the palace wall yesterday, but damnit, I haven’t hurt anypony. Save your fucking sanctimony.”