Specialist Artemis Sparkshower was so excited, she got up extra early to polish and oil her armor. She’d made sure to wash her caparison the night before -- she’d even starched the collar so that she’d be truly 'parade fresh'! But she wasn't foolish -- she went to breakfast bare-backed to make sure she didn't spoil anything on her outfit. After all, the Royal Engineer had brand new sparkling armor from Mister Bronzehorn.