Normally, talking that kind of shit out loud here would net you a swift and brutal ass-beating plus a hearty mugging from the local denizens of this hive of scum and villainy. You, of course, are not normal, and are acquainted with most of those aforementioned hooligans on both a first-name and a five-knuckle basis, with precisely none of them wanting to upgrade to the ten-knuckle VIP club.