His searches on the net didn't get him any closer to answers, either. His Macrowave wasn't a defective brand. Purple Unicorn was a website for a very particular activity with aliens, so no leads there. Barnon may or may not have bookmarked it. And no, no Unicorn repellant. He did find how to disable the Anomaly warning though. That was a conversation he wasn't terribly keen on having. Space age call centers were not great. Part of Barnon wondered if that might bite him in the ass later, if he ever stumbled on another Anomaly. But what were the chances of that?