“Objection!” Fancy Pants slammed his hoof down on the table hard enough to knock a stack of papers onto the floor. “We have listened to Noble Voice engage in flights of fancy down every path imaginable in the desperate hope that Ambassador Heartstrings might confess to some salacious crime for the sole benefit of his sponsors and the Canterlot newspapers, but this goes too far. The charges in this trial in no way relate to Ambassador Heartstrings' personal life.”