“Had a confrontation in Blackport with the Black Isles and Equestria, blew up Manehatten, spent like a month living like a vagabond, went back to Leipodopolis because apparently you can't get enough of that good ol’ changeling lovin’, stopped a war by accident that you had inadvertently almost started by accident, had a nice long rest, fucked off back to Equestria after twisting Twilight’s horsey leg in an extortionate trade. You actually went to the Dragonlands and… left it off there for four years.”