The doctor’s small smile turned slightly sheepish. “We need check your sperm count, see if your sperm is healthy and without deformities, things like that,” she told you. “Don’t worry, there’s no need to be nervous about that. Nurse Coldheart will bring in a specialized pump to help you, um, relieve yourself. Neither of us will touch you; in fact, we’ll be out of the room so that you’ll have all the privacy you need.”