"Okay first 'ouch', I am not a mutt from what I know of," Hmm on second thought I don't know my parent's lineage for all I know I could be a mutt. "And second I am sorry about spoiling your meal but those were friends of mine so I couldn't let you eat them like they were the early bird special."  I tell him, doing everything I can to keep my eyes glued on him as he start trying to circle around me.