"Maybe there’s a magical enchantment on them that'll set my hair on fire." Highly unlikely possibility, but I'm in a bit of a paranoid mood this morning and I'm making the mistake of letting my mind go into fourth gear with wild theories and unlikely probabilities. I like to think of myself as being practical and rational, but I will admit that there are moments like these where my mind will throw both of those character traits of mine out the window and dive head first into a pool of paranoia and irrationality.