"Please, you are more pathetic than I thought, talking about friends with creatures of such caliber.  That pony is good for nothing but food for us blessed by the forest. The horned one is a vermin that is encroaching on our Mother Forest's lands. And that bitch is of such lower breed she wouldn't even be worth changing into one of us to be used for breeding." This all seemed like a joke to the wooden jackass as he then started to laugh at his own elitist bullshit.