My eyes widened, and I glanced over as two noble ponies approached, one taking a seat across from Celestia and the other seating himself across from me. I gave Celestia a dirty look, not even bothering to hide it, and leaned back in my chair a bit, sizing up the pony seated across from me. He was a white unicorn, with a blue mane that was parted in the middle and a monocle perched over one eye, and he wore an expensive looking coat and vest. He smiled at me confidently, and offered a hoof. "Greetings, old chap! I am Sir Fancy Pants."