"That's it? I thought it was going to be something more hilarious, like a rodeo clown or porn star... wait, do you guys have porn? Shit, I'm going to contaminate this world with my filth," you considered, falling backwards to lay down, pulling Apocrita with you. "But that makes sense. You like books, stories, and so on. I wouldn't be surprised if you wanted to make some of your own."