“I have e-e-every right to think of you as a scapegoat when I feel this worthless, Twilight Sparkle! And how growing up next to you has done nothing but elevate my worthlessness. And I think, uuuuh, I think this is my biggest gripe I have with you, mmm’yep. You’re a smart pony, so I assume you know about the laws of average, right? Hehe, w-well, princess, you’ve exceeded them all!”