“To that end, should you be interested by this proposition, we would like to receive a couple of drafts for a statue to be erected on the fountain, right in the middle of Outer Grove. And what better way to show our appreciation than to model it after the image of our very own savior? An effigy of our beloved princess, Twilight Sparkle, would be the perfect addition to officialise what will now be known as ‘Twilight Day,’ a new public holiday marking our calendars after her brilliant performance. We would be immensely grateful if you could sculpt a highly-detailed, grand, and majestic replica of the heroic princess for everypony to admire and-”