“Don’t ‘what’ me! Bringing a gun here!? Do you even remember that it’s illegal to bring one to Equestria? Well, you can kiss your ass goodbye. Once the Ambassador hears all about this—the duels, the guns—he’s going to fucking deport you back to Earth, maybe back to that little backwater place where you clearly belong. Corporal, confiscate his weapon, and give it to someone responsible.”