Even so, I can't stand the thought of her taking any flack for Midnight's current pet peeve as I mute the television for the time being. "Nah, Starla – Midnight creates her own problems because she tears through everything she reads," I argue. "She went through every one of my shop manuals cover to cover in the first week she was here. I haven't even sat down and read one cover to cover – and to do that would take me... I don't even know. Month, maybe? Probably longer than that."