"You see…" Your voice lowers to a hushed murmur, imbuing each syllable with the weight of utmost sincerity. "My love for you became as all-consuming as the grandest stellar furnaces shortly after our betrothal was announced. And not simply in the carnal sense, though our… physical rapport was indeed…" You pause, allowing yourself a rueful chuckle at the recollection of those fevered nights spent worshipping every sublime inch of Luna's celestial form.