If I am going to be stuck as a dog for however long I will not spend that time worrying about what she might be planning for me. So I quick roll my hip to the side making her fall off of me. Before she can grain her balance I turn around and place my paw on her shoulder and press down with some of my weight pinning her to the floor. I look down at the startled Dash with a cocky grin.  "Looks like I am not that much of a squirt anymore huh Dash. I wouldn't get any funny ideas about trying to prank me ether. Who knows what a bad dog could do to something like… oh I don't know a Daring Do collection or living 'little' surprises on your front step" I say with a toothy grin on my face.