“So you’ve read my file! Trust me, buddy, I’ve been thinking on that one myself. Thing is, they’re fucking immortal. I’m only tying them down for a few decades, at best. You’ve got Cadance beat three to one, and while I’m sure a princess of love can make a really good head start on an alicorn arms race with that time, we’re talking about timescales you and I can’t even comprehend. Celestia and Luna are good for any ten, or even any hundred, little fucks she can pop out in that time. Old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance, as some saying went back home.”