“But let’s say that I do anyway. Let’s pretend that I meet the girls and suddenly admit, half a decade after befriending them, that surprise! I have twice as many brothers as they originally thought I did. How do you suppose they’re going to react? For me, it's beyond obvious: They’ll be fawning over the idea of meeting him ASAP! An idea that’ll pass very quickly once AJ learns how he betrayed his family, once Pinkie learns how big of a ‘grumpy meanie mean head’ he’s been, once Fluttershy learns how much grief his insults gave me... Should I go on?”