"And as I'm trying my hardest an' doin' my best to get here, despite every single bit of bad news this damned forest has thrown in my path, you show up an' try to kill me. Twice. Now, I know you're a critter of the forest and you're jus' doin' what comes natural to you an' I understand that, but to put it simply this has been one of the worst days of my life.