Why am I getting attracted to horses? No fucking clue. Am I complaining? Yes, because I’m weird. Am I going to stop hitting on the horses? No. Like all creatures, I’d like some love. Perhaps getting to know Twilight isn’t all bad. She’s cute, a huge nerd, and a powerful mage. Three things I’m looking for with someone. Perhaps if we develop the ability to cross dimensions, we can actually be happy, but no. She’ll pass way before I figure it out. It’s difficult.