“Gray dude hasn’t made his move in, what, four years now? Mr. G and I have tried time after time to nudge him her way, but the loon can’t take a hint at all! Can you believe how dense that ignoramus is? Completely romantically illiterate. I tell you, if Skybrush wasn’t playing for the other team, I would’ve swooped in a long time ago and claimed her as my own, ha!”