"Well, your Filly either has a very exciting career in Fishing, Historical Equestrian Martial Arts, or Logging ahead of her, if education doesn't pan out." I list off, tapping them out on my fingers. "Which, it probably will, the way the Canterlot Unicorn University's booth guy took an interest in her. After he was done asking me questions about what the fuck I am, anyway." I explain, producing the various pamphlets, and pointing at the pair of hat's that Dinky had gathered, one of which was on my own head.