“I mean, I know the intelligentsia are the laziest sacks of shit around, but god damn, girl! You’re slackin’ off on the fucking Make-A-Wish Foundation kinda shit here! I mean, look at me! I’m the grimiest motherfucker to ever walk this not-Earth! I knew it probably wasn’t gonna work! In fact, I planned everything around it not working! And I still gave it a shot, anyways! Because really, what do I have to lose from tryin’? Fuckin’ jack squat! And you couldn’t even be fucked!”