”If you’re just going to sit there and be boring then I’m going to get something to eat.” You barely snap out of your trance and register her extremely sincere tone before she hops off your lap and trots over into your kitchen, ”Do you mind if I crash here for a bit? I’m too tired to do stuff or practice my…where the hay did you put the granola bars?” She flies around, opening every cabinet looking for your hard-earned food. 