"You will cease this investigation, or I will, Captain. And I do not wish to raise a hoof against Equestria's finest." Celestia turned around to the vista window, staring outside to the massive conglomeration of clouds in the distance, the center of much controversy in the Guard. Two weeks have been spent on this silly investigation, and the Cloudsdale Weather Corporation has been very cooperative... there's nothing going on up there, so why do we keep getting notified every time a pony sneezes?