You start with the blue pegasus speeding through Friday, pulling a banner that said ‘Canterlot’. The next block has her cartwheeling over a skyline that was apparently Manehatten, Sunday’s block shows her standing triumphantly over the crumbling word ‘Baltimare’—apparently she was going to crush it. You snort at the ridiculousness; you still can’t get over how similar Equestrian names are to US cities. It was like one giant cosmic joke delicately interwoven into this world just so you could find some temporary humor in it. Or maybe you weren’t the first human? If you weren’t, no one’s ever mentioned anything of it. You’re momentarily overcome with the desire to find a library and search the history books for references to humans. Nah…you’re not in a book-scouring mood right now. You take another bite.