“That you are, deary! That you are!” chuckled Mrs. Strudel, before clearing her throat. “We’d like for you to join the rest of us in half an hour, and- oh! Erm, I know you’re a little bit of a… shall we say, unsophisticated fellow, but please, if you come with, do try to be on your best behaviour, deary! And clean that ugly scab off your forehead.”