You pause your thought locomotive when a particularly cool breeze travels through your open window and chills your bare body. With fall approaching you’re going to have to upgrade from boxers to footsie pajamas. The shower turns off and you hear a hoof smack your porcelain tub—undoubtedly a coordination error. Good thing hooves are tougher than toes…wonder if they get wrinkly in water like toes do? That would be weird... 