“That’ll teach you to eat my. Bucking. Slice. Of. Breakfast. Cake, Shining Armor!” Celestia rubbed her hooves. “Nopony eats my cake, nopony…” She giggled. “I think I’m going too far, and I feel a little evil! This must be how Luna felt! Now we have something to bond over. I sent my nephew and niece to my evil ex-husband's home, and Lulu tried to destroy the world because she was mad about being called a monster everyday simply because she was Princess of the Night and my little ponies didn’t like the night.” She clapped her hooves. “Huzzah! We can grow even closer as sisters, and maybe become villains!” 