"I said no such thing!" Rarity snapped back a little too quickly. She gulped and immediately felt the dread wash over her like a wave. Good one, Rarity. Might as well just wear a sign. "I... I mean, I said no such thing, darling! And those are simply rumors. ...Evil, crude rumors written by horrible little ponies," she quipped, practically spitting out that last sentence with seething hatred. ...And since when did Rainbow Dash, of all ponies, read newspapers?