Shane hummed contentedly. “Would I go to war for Equestria?” he said as if rolling the idea around in his head. “...No.” he decided. Luna was about to speak when he continued. “But I’d go to war foryou.” he pointed at the dark alicorn. Sounding oddly sincere despite his questionable sobriety. “Or you,” he inclined his head ay Celestia. “Or you,” he added finally making kissy faces at the phoenix perched on his shoulder. Philomena flared her fiery wings at being included. “Because you’re a very pretty girl, yes you are!” The phoenix touched her beak to the human’s nose happily. This new biped was proving to be her favorite kind of creature.