"You know, when I was a little girl, I always wanted a pony," Maggie said. "I mean, it's a common  cliché, I know, but I did. We didn't have enough money, though, when I was growing up. Now I have enough money, and I don't have the time. So, I guess what I'm saying is, thanks for letting me fulfill a childhood fantasy by combing out your mane for you." 