“I’m Stinky,” I hopped out of the suitcase and shook myself off. “You stuffed me in a suitcase and left me in there for two weeks, without noticing. If you can’t tell, I’m a little mad about that…” I shook my head. “I’m stupid because I want to be stupid, don’t… Oh! Shiny!” I found a crystal ball just on the floor and started poking at it. “Really… pretty…” I picked it up in my jaws and started licking it. “So why is everything nice and shiny?” I looked around… even the bedsheets were shiny.