"Oh no, I'm full of regret right now." you admitted, pushing yourself to your feet and walking past Luna to pick up your towel. You didn't bother putting it on though, making Luna avert her eyes. "Because now that I think about it, I had a lot of porn on my computer. Like, more than just unsatisfied housewives porn. Porn that will ruin my life if anybody checks my computer. And since I've been gone for over two weeks now... yeah, I'm probably better off staying in Equestria."