“I mean, seriously now? First, a big wave of rainbow washing over the sky, and now, la crème de la crème, a dragon who abracadabra’d out of nowhere, roaming in Canterlot? I spend five minutes on the porcelain throne and that’s the stuff you come up with? Puh-lease. I know you’re trying to bait me, Shiny. I’m not a gullible moron.”