Primary interest Purple Spackle is to be considered in the Green and should be treated as such immediately. Authorization for countermeasures A-1 through E-9 is given. Secondary objectives include the other targets Shush, Fruit, Rapid, Shiny, Bouncy, and Monkey. Tertiary objectives include, should this to be a false alarm, the removal of all caffeinated beverages from Twilight's home and a temporary royal Do Not Serve order on asset Monkey effective immediately for all caffeinated beverages in the next month.