"That's a very odd statement to make right there, considering you basically acknowledged everything so far has been revolving around me," you interjected. And boy did you love the fact it was all about you. Like a lazy day where you didn't even want to get out of bed and your girlfriend would just bring you some food, let you play video games, and even give you a blowjob without any expectations of getting pleasured in return... at least, you imagined it that way. Past girlfriends expected that scenario in reverse.