“Yup. Earning peanuts by freezing my flank in that cold and desolate cave system is my vocation, apparently. I don’t know why they even bother sending me to convey on-site geological surveys. Everything that was worth something has already been picked clean by greedy unicorns a really long time ago. I don’t see anything important ever happening again down there. Sometimes, I swear, it feels like I’m being held hostage in this stripped mine. Like I’m some kind of... I dunno, some kind of prisoner, I guess.”