“… ‘This is some serious “Star Trek” shit, Shane.’ OH! REALLY??  I DON’T SEE ANY FUCKING GREEN WOMEN, DAVIS!  DO YOU?!  NO!!!  Instead, I’m chained to wall, on some ASS BACKWARDS planet being detained by MUTANT FUCKING HORSES!!!” He slumped against the wall.  Celestia wondered if he had finally screamed himself out.  But no.  “If I get probed, I swear to God, I am going to beat the SHIT out of you!” The alien looked up at the door.  He noticed the eerie pink eye gazing back at him.  He shot up, his eyes wide and desperate.  