There, at the bottom of the hill, is a massive bug trap. Using a bunch of cardboard and about a metric ton of glue, you made a massive version of those sticky fly trap thingies people put near windows and stuff sometimes. Thanks to your interrogation of that changeling you met a little while ago, you learned that from a changeling's perspective, love smells suspiciously similar to cucumbers. So, all you had to do was douse the whole thing in cucumber juice. Is this the stupidest idea you've ever had? Yes. Did you do it anyway because you panicked? Yes.