Derpy nearly drops right on me, flapping to a quick stop; she doesn't even land, dropping a bundled parchment on my lap. Before I can react, her hooves roughly grab the sides of my face, and I'm pulled into the wettest, smoochiest kiss she's ever given me, nostrils breathing hot air on my face as she pants for breath, without breaking the kiss. She didn't even get my lips the first try, shifting to fix the sloppy, borderline saucy greeting after, more focused on mashing as much of her lips against mine as she can.