“Well, let me be your tour guide for the night, then!” Jack cleared his voice and, when he spoke again, he seemed to be trying to emulate the voice of a radio announcer. “The creature chasing us right now is a Tyrannosaurus Rex, or T.Rex for short. One of the largest carnivores in the whole of the dinosaurs' multi-million year long history! They can get up to forty feet in length and have a near insatiable appetite. Went extinct about sixty-five million years ago when the asteroid hit and caused a mass extinction event that killed both it and the rest of the dinos.”