“See, here's why I like the theory. Let's say he's just a little bit nuts. Not full-on basket-weaving nuts, but just a bit loopy. He comes across this thing somehow—let's say it's a research subject that's gotten away. He's convinced it's proof of extraterrestrials, but now he's a bit paranoid. He thinks that the Men in Black are going to find him, so he's got to hide it. Takes it to the island, leaves a note behind; that way if everything goes wrong, he can hope someone'll find it, and maybe put it on the internet. Get him some more publicity, you know.”