Sighing, Ap placed a hoof on your back, rubbing it in slow, small circles that grew wider as she continued. "Oh Anon... you're a fucking moron," she stated, pushing hard to send you sprawling onto the floor. "Here you are, whining about how you fucked me into royalty, knocked up an evil queen, and want everypony to be happy, despite knowing that every time you whipped your dick out, someone was going to get fucked over," Apocrita growled, hopping off of the couch, landing on your back just as you were pushing yourself back up.