"Friends! Changelings! Ass kissers! Do not cast shame upon Ap! She is my guard and my guide among you. She is like my spirit animal, showing me the truth where I am wrong... which isn't often, but even so! She is my best friend and I expect you to show her the respect she deserves," you announced, holding the violet-eyed guard out to the rest of them for admiration. When they were slow to start cheering for her as you expected, you shook her and shouted "APPLAUD HER DAMMIT!"