Lily scrunched up her face and ripped into her situation. "What! I've got a freaking cone on my horn, Corporal! And it's a room full of officers -- lieutenants, captains, majors, colonels, generals... And their high-society wives and marefriends -- and saltines -- too! I don't know what your idea of fashionable is, but medical accessories are definitely not 'the new black' this spring!"