"Vous ne avez absolument aucune idée de ce que je dis," he said, reaching down to lift her free hoof up and kissing it. The befuddled guardmare's face completely flushed at the action, her nut-brown fur doing nothing to hide it. "Mais ça va sonner merveilleusement exotique et romantique à vous, et vous sont des jupes totalement vais oublier votre devoir pour inspecter notre caddie avant que nous sommes trop loin dans ville car vous allez trop penser à moi." He flashed her a winning smile, and she stammered in response like a filly with stage fright while he trotted on past her and into the town proper. He left the flustered guard having to explain to her captain later why she had completely forgotten to inspect the goods the strange ponies had carted into town.