"That's ridiculous. If I really was a plant, wouldn't I be acting more like the helpless damsel-in-distress instead of openly admitting that my time with the Changelings hasn't been hell on Earth?... or Equestria? What the hell is the name of your planet anyways?" you asked, only now realizing that. Maybe this was a parallel Earth, but it seemed totally out of whack. Not just the talking ponies and no humans thing, but even the geography was off. That's right, you saw the maps, you weren't stupid.