"...and then I said, 'Oatmeal? Are you crazy?!'" Pinkie Pie continued. "And then he said to me 'Miss Pie, I did not mention oatmeal. Can we please get back to doing your taxes?' Man, what a party pooper that guy was. A week later, I decided to throw a 'You-Need-To-Cheer-Up-Also-Thanks-For-Helping-Me-With-My-Taxes' party for him. He didn't see it coming at all, but isn't that the point of a surprise party?" Pinkie paused for a moment to giggle before she noticed that Rainbow Dash seemed to have zoned out and was just walking straight ahead. "Hello? Equus to Rainbow Dash. I mean... whatever-world-this-is to Rainbow Dash!" Pinkie waved her hoof in front of the pegasus' face, which seemed to startle her.