"I was going to stand by your side until it was absolutely necessary to hoof you over to somepony else, give us some much needed private time to talk and do whatever else. I do have a substitute in mind for you, but I also have something else to give you in case the ponies tried anything else so bold," Queen Lovebug explained... Queen Lovebug? Where the fuck was your mind going right now? Dammit, you needed a distraction.