“How the buck do we even tell anypony what the buck just happened to Stinky?!” Twilight shouted. “What? We found Stinky, but he jumped out of a moving train and lived? Something like that would kill most ponies, and he just shrugged it off! I couldn’t grab him with my magic because he’s too far away, and this happened fourteen thousand bucking miles away from his home? If anypony heard us, they’d think we’re crazy!”