“YOU KNOW!” he said, swinging the hammer and bashing the side of the creature’s head. “I JUST WANTED TO GO TO SLEEP!” He swung again, this time catching the creature’s eye, causing it to explode outwards as the creature reared yet again in silent agony. “NOT FIGHT FUCKING VAMPIRES! OR GHOSTS!” He swung again, anger fuelling his every motion. He dug into the beast’s shoulder with the point of his kite shield and held tightly with his knees. “NOT GET MY BLOOD DRAINED!” He swung again, seeing wisps of green smoke and splashes of ectoplasm bursting at the seams of the creature’s being. “AND DEFINITELY NOT!” Smash. “FIGHT!” Smash. “A GIANT!” Smash. “MIGHT AND MAGIC REJECT!” Smash. “FUCK! YOUR! SHIIIIIIIT!” he roared, punctuating each word with a swing of his hammer. The creature was staggering, no longer trying to resist. With a final swing of his hammer, the creature’s head exploded in the same manner as its hand. The body fell on the roof of the carriage and shattered in the same manner.